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Let's Be An Episode of "Murder, She Wrote"

I'm the telescope or barrel of a shotgun directed at Jessica in the opening title sequence. No one knows who or what the fuck I am.

by J Big Boobie Fletcherreply 1203/13/2019

I'm Tom Boswell's bad Maine accent.

by J Big Boobie Fletcherreply 103/13/2019

I'm Angela Lansbury's inevitable and inappropriate gloating tones at the very end as she describes the murderer's plot.

by J Big Boobie Fletcherreply 203/13/2019

I'm the piece of bacon William Windom likes to chew upon.

by J Big Boobie Fletcherreply 303/13/2019

I'm the distant cousin who never visits and avoids contact when she's at the Barnes & Noble in my town. Is cousin Jessica a serial killer?

by J Big Boobie Fletcherreply 403/13/2019

I'm Stephen Sondheim wondering how the bitch came to this.

by J Big Boobie Fletcherreply 503/13/2019

I’m Jessica’s folksy wardrobe and personality they ditched when Angela got bored and wanted to move to NYC and join the jet set!

by J Big Boobie Fletcherreply 603/13/2019

I'm gumshoe Harry McGraw, the best MSW character EVAH!

by J Big Boobie Fletcherreply 703/13/2019

I'm Grady Fletcher, ready for action!

by J Big Boobie Fletcherreply 803/13/2019

I'm Ruth Roman, the neighborhood hairdresser!

by J Big Boobie Fletcherreply 903/13/2019

I'm Jessica's smiling freeze frame at the end of the episode.

by J Big Boobie Fletcherreply 1003/13/2019

I’m Jessica’s fat ass.

by J Big Boobie Fletcherreply 1103/13/2019

I'm an 11 year old who watches the show with grandma. I always figure out whodunnit by the second commercial break. Grandma's forgotten the original show and begs me not to tell her. I do anyway because I'm a bad seed and a cunt.

by J Big Boobie Fletcherreply 1203/13/2019
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