Fugitive Lori Loughlin Still at Large, Sent Decoy on Plane

The Meritocracy is a lie and the rich are scum.

A SWAT team? Seriously?

More threads on this topic!

More, more, more!!!!!

For the amount of money they spent to get her daughter a "quality education", the young lady truly sounds like a dumb ass bimbo. By her own admission, she doesn't care about school, so why did they even east the money ? Right now, I'm betting Lori wants to choke her.

She’s why white women are called Beckys.

She sent a decoy plane with a fake Aunt Becky! This is so much more dramatic than I expected.

Link?

OP only provided a photo; not an actual news story.

fake

7/10 though.

Much more amusing than yet another office frau or shit brickhouse story. And no egregious grammar or spelling errors.

It's gonna be really tough to catch her. I mean, she is an actress after all. She's capable of transforming into anyone and anything!

R2, do you see a link @ the OP?

Holy shit! This is nuts.

R12 likely would have benefited from SATs fudging himself.

Surely not Miss Vanilla!

HAVE MERCY!

At least, they are using their money to get their kids into university. I find this redeemable. They are not social media modelling whores. This is the only redeemable thing that The Trumps have ever done. Sadly higher education did not work for the grifter trumps. at least he tried.

The Russian trolls are working overtime on these threads. Anything to deflect from treasonous criminals in the White House.

She's so privileged. She might never have to face prosecution. She could just stay in Canada and draw out extradition.

If the decoy was booked on a Boeing 737-8 MAX Lori was probably planning on faking her own death.

Go, Lori, Go!

Maybe she'll live in Italy.

This is all real? Saw the thread this morning and ignored it because I thought it was an Onion article.

Those Full House actors sure are crafty

Holy shit! Lori Laughlin is on the fucking run! God, we needed a good, ridiculous, out-of-nowhere scandal.

Trump has a phony scam university, pockets money from phony charities and nothing is done. These stupid people commit a dumb crime and swat teams show up at their houses. What a load of bull.

Huffman arrested by FBI agents with guns drawn? What a bunch of chickenshit thugs. Regards, one veteran

She's putting her Garage Sale Mystery skills to the test. Lifetime is her handler.

The Illuminati is coming for all the celebs and their fuckary this year. More “saints” will be exposed.

I saw this on the News. Chris Hayes is covering this, but not Brain Williams. HA HA.

I wonder if Felicity had to get down on her hands and knees to be cuffed? It's crazy how many untouchables have fallen this year.

Turn on the news! Jesse is driving a white bronco on the 405 with Lori in the backseat!

What a waste of $500k. If you have that kind of money to toss around, your kid doesn't need college anyway.

who cares every, University does it, what rich person has not bought their degree before?

RUN, BECKY!

It proves that the prep school system is bogus, and the college examination prep is a racket. They were indeed charged with Racketeering.

Overkill. Felicity or the Hallmark Christian are going to attempt what? Shoot, flee the country?

Bullshit.

I hope Lori doesn't seem help from the Olsen twins. That never ends well

Seek help, that is

LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP!

Run Lori Run!!!!! Don't let them take you alive!!!!

[quote] Much more amusing than yet another office frau or shit brickhouse story.

Shit brickhouse stories are more amusing.

She's surrendering tomorrow. I couldn't find OP's article so...

Lori won't come back to the states, in my opinion. I doubt if I would. I might actually move to Venezuela.

Read this article, it will get you more pissed off.

I love this scandal. So many 1%ers getting named and shamed.

SUCH a hypocrite!

Is there a list of parents? I might know someone. So rich, so perfect and so many expectations.

I assume this is how Ivanka got into Wharton?

read this article, it does have some names and basic details about what they did.

OP is funny.

I read the LA Times article that R44 posted. Here's what it says about Mossimo Giannulli and Lori Loughlin.

[quote] [They are charged with] Conspiracy to commit mail fraud and honest services mail fraud.

[quote] Giannuli [sic] is a fashion designer and creator of clothing brand Mossimo; Loughlin is an actress famous for her role on “Full House.” The couple allegedly agreed to pay $500,000 bribes to have their two daughters recruited to the USC crew (even though neither of them actually row) in order to gain admission to the school, according to the complaint.

[quote] A cooperating witness told the couple their younger daughter's crew profile would show their daughter, falsely, as a coxswain for the L.A. Marina Club team, and asked for an “action picture,” according to the complaint. In response, Giannuli [sic] sent a picture of their younger daughter on an ergometer, an indoor rowing machine.

[quote] In 2017 a guidance counselor from the high school their daughters attended did not believe they rowed and raised concerns that their applications might have misleading information, according to the complaint.

[r51] It appears that Lori pulled," Do you know who I am" on this guidance council. Then, the guidance council was like yes, a criminal. She had the FBI on speed dial, and was perhaps wire tapped.

r17 STFU. Not every story needs to be about trump, and trump existing doesn't mean that we have to ignore every other story for 2 more years. It's fucking exhausting.

The reason this story is so much fun is that it is one of the INCREDIBLY RARE things that red and blue america can agree on: fuck the rich!

Marcia Cross spilt the tea. What a bitch all these many years later.

Jodie Sweetin was in on it.

The Olsen twins wore a wire.

Will Lori get stripped searched?

Did Felicity have to “spread em”

Guilty!

R8 and R9 can't believe white women commit crimes and lives under a rock.

[quote]r15 HAVE MERCY!

I see Sloug'lin and Huffman racing to a church, waving their hands in the air and crying, "Sanctuary...[italic]SANCTUARY!!"

I love you, OP.

10/10

The FBI sure likes to waste money.

One person is all that was/is necessary for the arrest.

This arrest will blow wide open the Full House money laundering operation

CNN: FBI Director Christopher Wray Giving a Statement on Fugitive Lori Loughlin at 8:00am EST

Has Nancy Grace weighed in? Larry King?

Who will play them on the Lifetime movie, Not Without My Daughter’s Education?

My daughter be smart: The Lori Loughlin Story.

I’m having a difficult time giving a shit about any of this.

I would hate to have seven men from the FBI at my door with guns drawn, but thanks to the NRA and Antonin Scalia, lots and lots of people have guns these days. There was a time in the lives of most of us here when the cops could effect an arrest, safely, without a show of arms. I hate the current situation we have with guns, but I can't ask law enforcement personnel to risk their lives because Andy Griffith never used when he was sheriff. We live in a time and place where there is always a possibility of finding someone inside, hiding behind the drapes, with a gun drawn.

You really think Felicity Huffman would be hiding behind the drapes with a gun drawn waiting to get the jump on the feds?

Why aren't the husbands being arrested, too?

Didn't they take ANY in interest in getting their beloved children into a good college?

It's not that hard to get into Wharton. Also, Ivanka was a legacy and she transferred from Georgetown.

This could be the start of a new game

Where in the World is Lori Loughlin?

r71 Mossimo was arrested yesterday

R72 it is very hard to get into wharton as an undergrad, especially these days

Donald did not pay a penny to get Ivanka into Wharton.

She gave a blowjob to every member of the board fair and square.

Wow.. goody two shoes on the lam! Ms Aunt Becky...

Dave Coulier is her Canadian handler.

Lori is a dangerous and hardened criminal, and should be treated as such. I fear for my kids safety knowing that she's lurking in the shadows somewhere.

Lock your doors and windows, people.

I agree. We need to start pulling Full House episodes. She was grooming children to cheat on their SATs:

Who knew this mediocre, has-been sitcom actress was batshit crazy?! What does she think she's going to do, outrun them forever? Spend the rest of her life hiding from the law?

What a waste of money. She looks like the type that bragged about her daughters and now that the shit hit the fan..

I’m confused is Lori Becky with the good hair?

DL classic. Calling it now.

Lori might be anywhere right now, living her entirely new life as god knows who or what in some foreign clime. It's absolutely terrifying.

I won't feel safe until she's captured & brought to justice.

R85 Yes, this was just scratching the surface, in reality she is a huge underworld kingpin. It is just like Capone, they caught her on the little stuff.

She's from Long Island, for Christ's sake. The liar's capital of the whole fucking United States of Amerika.

She’s holding me at mugpoint in my home as a hostage

[quote]Lori might be anywhere right now, living her entirely new life as god knows who or what in some foreign clime

What does clime mean?

Am I the only one who enjoyed Lori Loughlin on Full House? I’ve never seen her in anything else. I found her warm and engaging.

How RUDE!

USC is complicit in this crime. Olivia Jade, who is L. Loughlin daughter, was on the Yacht of the Chair of the Board of Trustees and Executive Committee of the University of Southern California (USC).

YES, I said this beyond stupid girl with criminal parents is not in classes at USC, not at the library at USC, but on USC Chair of the Board of Trustees, Yacht.

I wonder if all the USC students have access to this Yacht? The bloated tuition cost should cover this, right?

The whole USC BOT should be charged. LOCK THEM UP!

It’s spring break. She’s supposed to be in class during spring break?

People are trying real hard to make a big deal about this. Unless you were on the shortlist for the Ivy League, this doesn’t really concern you.

People have been doing this for centuries. These buildings don’t name themselves.

r96 = Whore Olivia Jade

“not in classes at USC, not at the library”... I think it’s unfair to expect celebrity kids to study during Spring Break while all the other kids travel.

[quote]People have been doing this for centuries.

Just because it's gone on for centuries doesn't make it right.

Quit acting like she killed someone for God’s sake.

I am not a student, but I am at the library all the time. What are you taking about? These university are higher centers of learning. There are not suppose to be a fucking country club.

I am not a student, but I am at the library all the time, What are you talking about? These universities are higher centers of learning. They are not suppose to be fucking country clubs.

[quote]r85 Lori might be anywhere right now, living her entirely new life as god knows who or what in some foreign clime. It's absolutely terrifying.

Unable to draw on her vast holdings lest it reveal her location, she'll end her days as a wastrel back alley whore...somewhere in South America, probably.

Ok nerd, the rest of us have lives to live during Spring Break.

Does Lori fuck her daughter's frat boy pals?

Well, we know she dyes her hair.

So - -

Actually, you can read filling your mind with knowledge, and still have fun drinking. Oh wait, maybe only the smart kids can do this.

So many smart kids are saddled with student loan debt, and this dumb one is on the USC Yacht.

r93 Does anyone else think Olivia fucked the owner of the yacht?

So many smart kids are saddled with student loan debt, and this dumb one is on the USC Yacht.

What would Jesus say, Lori?

Thou shall not covert the daughter's dumbness.

That daughter is friends with the Carusos and the parents still had to pay $500k? She must be dumb AF.

I think the implication is they paid 500K to get access to this easy track, country club part of USC. that is, USC is complicit is this scam.

So why not just donate the money directly to the USC film school instead of something illegal?

I think the big issue is that they claimed the 500k as a charity contribution (i.e., tax deductible) on their taxes. That's tax fraud and that's a big deal.

Well, had they donated directly to the

school, it is a write-off.

Armie Hammer, this is your wife, 10 years from now.

[quote]Am I the only one who enjoyed Lori Loughlin on Full House? I’ve never seen her in anything else.

Years ago she was a regular on the daytime soap opera The Edge of Night, where she played squeaky clean Jody Travis. I bet she misses those days now.

I went to USC with Ron Howard, who is the exact opposite of these cunts. He was shooting Happy Days and studying at the film school full time. Ron always wanted to be a director and worked his ass off.

The issue is she did not create the corrupt system. The University are involved. Her kid is on the Chair of the Board of Trustee Yacht.

"Who knew this mediocre, has-been sitcom actress was batshit crazy?!"

In older photos she looks normal, but in almost every photo in recent years her eyes are bugged-out in a manic way.

R103 The University of Spoiled Children IS a country club

She was on the yacht with a friend, the USC Board Chair’s daughter.

I'm sure all of the schools mentioned were involved, not just USC.

That University of Spoiled Children is tired. Something like 60% of the students receive financial aid. Plenty of people go there to learn.

I have to admit, of all the people from [italic]Full House[/italic] I thought (read: hoped) would go to jail, I never thought it would be her.

Her image is so squeaky clean, that no one would have thought the FBI were after her, like a criminal.. lol. Before this unfolded, it would have been a parody.

I'll admit I've never seen the fled felon in anything.

She's kind of a low rent Brooke Shields. Yet evil.

Brooke Shields wishes she could have the same kind of relevance and name recognition as Aunt Becky.

I don't think Brooke Shields wishes to be in Aunt Becky's position now..

R48 There's much to be said re Ivanka but from what I've read, she's no dummy. Supposedly Tiffany and Ivanka are the smartest of Trump's spawn. Admittedly that's not saying much but she's rumored to be very intelligent. She may have got in on merit.

Have you ever heard her talk? My god, she is stupid.

Lori Loughlin is officially a laughing stock. Hallmark or anyone in the industry will ever hire again. Next?

R135 she can go back to daytime soaps, where she got her start!

Isn’t Fuller House still hiring her?

Spread ‘em Lori

Lori is due in Federal Court in Boston early next week - Monday or Tuesday, not sure which.

All week long more parents/defendants appeared before the judge to hear the charges against them and all week long the local news broadcasts have shown them doing the perp walk, silently, in and out of the Moakley Courthouse, first as they exit and then as they return to their hired BMW and Mercedes livery cars.

Making me wonder what the drivers - working stiffs whose kids would be lucky to be accepted at UMass and wondering how they’d pay for it - feel about their passengers as they shuttle them to and from the Four Seasons and the Ritz-Carlton to the courthouse.

R70,

I don’t know, but too many cops have been killed using your logic. I wouldn’t want to take the chance and find out I was wrong by death.

I honestly thought OP was a joke for the longest time. WTF? It's not THAT serious?

[quote]Spread ‘em Lori

Ewwwwww.

R141, you mean it’s NOT a joke?!?

Would poor Lori feel demoralized or elated if she were put in a lineup, and no one could pick her out?

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