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How to be a Humorless Prick on Datalounge

When someone comments on a dormant thread because they searched for the topic first, declare your outrage over "bumping old threads!"

How else?

by Anonymousreply 6803/16/2019

Call anyone who disagrees with you a "Troll," then exult over the fact that you blocked them, and encourage others to do the same. Oh, and before that, spend lots of time going through other threads to see if you can find the troll again, and report exactly how many times you found them. Then block, them, FF them, and masturbate yourself to sleep.

by Anonymousreply 103/09/2019

Berate someone mercilessly for not knowing the difference between their, they're and there.

by Anonymousreply 203/09/2019

Confusing personal opinions with truth. " ...what you like is wrong"

Grammar police.

by Anonymousreply 303/09/2019

Grammar crap.

Elder gay bullshit.

And transphobia. Just because I don't agree or like something doesn't mean I fear it.

by Anonymousreply 403/09/2019

Haranguing a poster for not knowing a minor detail related to a photo of the British royal family that was taken in 1953. Or, haranguing a poster for sharing the detail, because of course everyone else knows it already.

by Anonymousreply 503/09/2019

State disapproval or displeasure in threads that would have hold no interest for you otherwise

Very similar to r3 except "your opinion is wrong" can apply to topics in which one does have an interest, like "Who of the current announced candidates would make the best President for 2021 onward?"

Example: a topic of interest to dog owners "I don't have a dog"

or a topic of a current TV show "I don't have cable"

"what's your favorite Little Rascals episode?" "Only centenarians enjoy B&W short films from 90 years ago when they were first-run in movie palaces, nobody else watches B&W comedy shorts, even though many are available on YouTube., DailyMotion and Vimeo."

by Anonymousreply 603/09/2019

Announce you're blocking someone for having wordplay (for example, anagramming) with book titles on a "what we're reading" thread, so everyone else can see how humorless and upset with cleverness you are.

by Anonymousreply 703/09/2019

Confine your posts solely to the Meghan Markle threads and accuse everyone who disagrees with you of being “sugars”!

by Anonymousreply 803/09/2019

Start a thread to complain about a topic you're sick of people posting about.

See how it works out for you.

by Anonymousreply 903/09/2019

Make sure to declare "Blocked!" any time you block someone, period.

by Anonymousreply 1003/09/2019

You have all seen the wrong version of FOLLIES, GYPSY, and A LITTLE NIGHT MUSIC, and thus your POV is less than worthless.

by Anonymousreply 1103/09/2019

Demand to know **WHO** is posting something you don't like, as if their name, location, and social media profiles will be provided in subsequent replies.

by Anonymousreply 1203/09/2019

Listen up, bitches. Just because Mommy applauded you when you took your first dump in the potty doesn't mean the rest of us have to applaud you when you take a dump here.

Nobody is exempt from criticism here. This is not a "safe space" for you right wing political bullshit, your pathological fandom of some random Instahoe, closeted actor, or favorite animal. You're going to have to take your lumps like the rest of us. You aren't special. It's nice that you like yourself, but don't count on everyone to feel the same way.

Meanwhile, no doubt that everyone complaining other people being assholes have spent their fair share being the asshole here.

So, in conclusion, I like to fuck assholes. But I don't fuck assholes like you.

I think Benjamin Franklin said that.

by Anonymousreply 1303/09/2019

After announcing your BLOCK! of someone, be sure to follow them from thread to thread.

Because that doesn't look scary, stalker-ish, or borderline psychopathic AT ALL...

by Anonymousreply 1403/09/2019

Humorless Elderprick at r13 has spoken!

by Anonymousreply 1503/09/2019

After blocking people, pay close attention to missing message numbers in threads you read. Then, create new messages with nothing but references to those messages, so you can use the pop-ups to see what the blocked people said.

If you care so much about what they say, stop blocking them!

by Anonymousreply 1603/09/2019

LOL R14.

That seems to happen on here a lot too.

by Anonymousreply 1703/09/2019

And another thing. Why the fuck would anyone be interesting in stalking you after they blocked you? You get blocked, it's because we're tired of your bullshit. We don't want to see more of it.

If you're getting blocked or harrassed in mutliple threads, it's because you're an asshole.

You just wish someone cared enough to stalk you.

The loneliness of a Datalounge troll.

Somebody should right a country song about that.

by Anonymousreply 1803/09/2019

I think you hit a nerve R14

by Anonymousreply 1903/09/2019

There's other type of humorless prick on DL --in the literal sense of being completely devoid of humor. Like "Let's be an airport" and someone will post "I am the board that tells you which gates all the flights are leaving and departing from"

And you're like "yeah... and..."

by Anonymousreply 2003/09/2019

What’s wrong with that, R20. That’s part of an airport.

by Anonymousreply 2103/09/2019

R20 Leaving and departing are the same thing

by Anonymousreply 2203/09/2019

Thread hijackers.

by Anonymousreply 2303/09/2019

That insufferable cunt who says Thread Closed before its even gotten started.

by Anonymousreply 2403/09/2019

As gay men, you and I share a similar joyful, childlike enthusiasm for [some unnamed cultural artifact] that the straight world takes no notice of....

But you're getting it WRONG. You love [blank], but in totally the wrong way.

And that makes you worse than Hitler.

Let me explain the multiple ways that you are getting [blank] totally wrong, you shallow poser.

by Anonymousreply 2503/09/2019

grammar trolls are the worst (as best as I can remember)

by Anonymousreply 2603/09/2019

It doesn't matter what you say, I'm going to turn it into something negative about millennials or AOC.

by Anonymousreply 2703/09/2019

Everything said here squared.

by Anonymousreply 2803/09/2019

I'm tired of trolls bumping old threads because they keep getting their own deleted because they are morons. OP can lick the fattest part of my ass if he doesn't like it

Also, someone explain irony to him.

by Anonymousreply 2903/09/2019

R16, the ignored tab will show the missing post but not the reply number, so I'm sure people post specific reply numbers as you described to try to figure out WHICH ignored person said what.

It's irritating, sure, but this is also not the most intuitive website.

by Anonymousreply 3003/09/2019

R26 The "G" in "grammar" is supposed to be capitalized, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

by Anonymousreply 3103/09/2019

It's DataLounge for fucks sake. Anything and everything is fair game.

by Anonymousreply 3203/09/2019

Saying "Jealous bitches" about the stupidest shit.

by Anonymousreply 3303/09/2019

And use a period at the end of a sentence, r26 and r31!

by Anonymousreply 3403/09/2019

Including your inability to punctuate for FUCK'S sake, r32!

by Anonymousreply 3503/09/2019

We come here to have pointless bitchy fun.

And to have a lifetime of simmering, barely suppressed rage triggered at a single click!

Good times.

by Anonymousreply 3603/09/2019

R36 Your sentence does not have a proper verb, YOU ASSHOLE! FF! And I'm trolling all your other replies too! See if I don't!

by Anonymousreply 3703/09/2019

Be the two posters arguing off topic in between all the other posts in an otherwise delightfully bitchy thread.

by Anonymousreply 3803/09/2019

Defending bigots while self-describing as "liberal" and "progressive".

by Anonymousreply 3903/10/2019

People here use the word asshole as if it were a bad thing.

by Anonymousreply 4003/10/2019

One of the reasons I like following DL is that you can pretty much count on a few bitchy remarks. Bring it on.

Thread Closed (haha)

by Anonymousreply 4103/10/2019

Oh I'm blocking all of you dummies, ff'ing you and sending Muriel an email. I have a friend at the FBI who's very talented at tracking IP addresses, too!

by Anonymousreply 4203/10/2019

Saying ** crickets ** if someone hasn't devoted their life to staying on the board to respond to you quickly enough.

by Anonymousreply 4303/10/2019

Only sexists and homophobes consider so-called tr*nsph*b** anything other than a term of false equivalence bigots use to project their bigotry onto those they hate. This is how DARVO works.

by Anonymousreply 4403/10/2019

Post something that leaves out context and makes no grammatical or logical sense, but does make your outrage crystal clear.

by Anonymousreply 4503/10/2019

[quote] When someone comments on a dormant thread because they searched for the topic first, declare your outrage over "bumping old threads!"

You only got it half right OP. When someone starts a new thread when a thread already exists you call them "OP is worst than a Nazi".

by Anonymousreply 4603/10/2019

I wouldn't know, since I am a humorous prick or was that humongous prick, I forgot.

by Anonymousreply 4703/10/2019

Dissing the Golden Girls.

by Anonymousreply 4803/10/2019

If you see someone question the wisdom of being a cumdump, insist over and over that the questioner is 90 years old and jealous of the cumdump’s “sex positive” lifestyle. Do it again and again because, the more you say it, the truer it is. Also, it makes you feel better about being an under performer, regardless of your age. Seriously, everyone understands your malfunction. You’re basically wearing a sandwich board that says, “I’m an Unfuckable Loser and I Live Through Porn Actors and Reality ‘Stars.’”

by Anonymousreply 4903/10/2019

What happened to 💩 👞👟👠👡?

by Anonymousreply 5003/10/2019

Like this: "Enough."

by Anonymousreply 5103/10/2019

R4, what you call "transphobia" is what I call "sanity". There's nothing wrong with being anti-bullshiT.

by Anonymousreply 5203/11/2019

Post a score of 0/10 for any suspected EST without writing a scathing review!

by Anonymousreply 5303/13/2019

Be R52.

by Anonymousreply 5403/14/2019

Complain when someone bumps an old thread, and also complain when someone starts a new thread about a topic that already has threads.

by Anonymousreply 5503/14/2019

0/10 as r1

by Anonymousreply 5603/14/2019

Using corned beef as an example of Irish cuisine.

by Anonymousreply 5703/14/2019

I'll always, always correct bad grammar.

I'm sorry if your education was so deficient that you can't spell, but take it up with them, Mary, not me.

by Anonymousreply 5803/14/2019

Personally, I appreciate the grammar/spelling/punctuation trolls.

by Anonymousreply 5903/14/2019

Omg.

by Anonymousreply 6003/14/2019

[quote] Omg

Dyatlov right?

by Anonymousreply 6103/14/2019

R61: lolz

by Anonymousreply 6203/14/2019

Fart 💨

by Anonymousreply 6303/14/2019

How to be a Humorless Prick on Datalounge?

See r18.

by Anonymousreply 6403/14/2019

Thinking that Russian "bots" 1) can make customized responses tailored to your own random thoughts and 2) that the DL is important enough to be on the radar of these Russian bots.

by Anonymousreply 6503/14/2019

R65 And thinking that switching to a Cyrillic keyboard after you say "Boris, call Svetlana in Vladivostok for better instructions", that everybody at home is slapping their knees and chortling appreciatively. Hint: we all think you're basic 2016.

by Anonymousreply 6603/14/2019

Argue with a troll that everyone else has blocked.

by Anonymousreply 6703/15/2019

Call someone a "faggot" for pointing out your illiteracy.

by Anonymousreply 6803/16/2019
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