I’m fucking pissed

Oh, honey. No one in your family has any silver or china.

Then you need to rape her!!

It is bullshit, because it didn't happen. But nice try...

Ripping cigs?

Are you talkin bout Gran's good Chinette plates? Could probably get you about $2.50 at the pawn shop

I'd believe this story if it appeared on any other message board.

Buy your own goddamn tv set. Sell a fucking kidney if it's still fully functional and leave your grandmother alone you lazy whore!

GET A FUCKIN JOB YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT

Not my circus, not my monkeys.

Forget traditional publishing. Even Amazon would reject this story if submitted to its awful Kindle Unlimited subscription service. Next!

Yeah rob that old bitch!

If I have to hear "Will You Lay With Me in a Field of Stone" one more fucking time, I'ma come over and kick whatever teeth you and your worthless whore mama have left in your mouths.

Fine ya two-bit Cunt! We’re gonna jam to ‘Strong Enough to Bend’ and ‘If it don’t come easy’ now!

I have never read a more persuasive argument for entire-family murder-suicide.

DLers, I present your new Secretary of Labor.

Just try it and I'll tell the entire park you and Uncle Terry do the nasty together. Don't push me, mouth breather

You type fat OP. And you have meth breath.

Trailer trash problems.

What? I don’t understand a word of what you just wrote. Why did you bring a sofa to a park?

Do you know what pattern of silver? Grand Baroque sets a very pretty table, so if that's it you'd better act fast.

Hellz Yeah!!!

What a story! Everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at your rear end. And the Spittoon.

Relax OP, relax...

[R20]The Baroque setting is exquisite. Hate to see it leave the family. I hope someone is taking good care of the linens and the stemware.

You will need to fuck grandma. Not rape. Just get her drunk and fuck her good. Grandma will love that and you will too. It will open doors to a love you never knew could exist. Grandma and grandson love should never be scoffed at. Please, fuck your grandma. Even eat her cunt. You’ll be glad you did.

-694.75/10

We registered for this?

This whole thread is ridiculous, so by the time I got to R25 it made me laugh out loud. Yeah, fuck that old cunt! :)

[quote]parTying

Nice touch.

Just hurry up and get to the cornhollin

White trash sex is hot though

OP

This is one of those déclassé American caravan parks, isn't it? Our Daisy and Rose could stand to be more steeped in the lovely graces, but at least they live in housing that can't be pulled about from place to place.

And the young man at R32 needs to put on a vest!

Laugh at R32 all ya want,but I bet that'd be some good white trash fucking there. I got some great dick when I lived in a fla trailer park for 6 months. It astonished me how much those boys wanted some gay sex.

You can have him, R32 .... yechhhhhhh....

Jesus White Trash

I think Granny got da Coronavirus. FUCK!

Just sell plasma like Otis and Cooter Jones did and you'll have money for a nice Wal-mart TV in no time!

Course once people get wind that you own your TV you gotta lock up the double wide real good, else they'll break in and steal it. New flatscreen is worth a month of meth, easy.

OP, Wendy Williams will be coming on shortly. Better get your bowl of Cheetos and RC Cola ready to go.

Forget the silverware, where does the old bitch hide her Oxy? You could be nodding hard within a few hours and maybe it will be that cute EMT chick who comes back to wake you up with Naloxone.

What’s with the joke posts that are slight ? I did it once on here & was rightly taken to task for not being funny. I guess everyone tries it once.

R41 this one is actually funny because it’s spot on for Meth Trailer Trash.

This where you end up when you run a red light and ignore the jury summons.

You were fucking pissed about that last week before you started a new account on DL and posting this, um, narrative.

Sheesh! This is clearly fiction. White trash pieces of shit don’t drink PBR. That shit’s for hipster millennials. Real white trash drink Mickey’s Wide Mouths...and smash the green bottles against the neighbor’s trailer.

Get it right you poser.

I grew up white trash, and this isn't "authentic" sounding. Too self-conscious. ESTs are not for the creative-writing flunkers. They require care and informed phrasing. This example was too "colorful" and overdone.

-∞/10

Let's rage against a thread that is now over a year old!

Miss OP, your story would have had greater credibility if it had begun, "So, me and my mom..."

R46 kinda like you just did? I don’t look at the dates.

R47 is right. Also, lay off the "I'll be god-damned" and throw a couple more "fuckin'"s in there.

Granny is a cunt.

OP is the Buick up on cinderblocks in the front yard yet?

OP I'd be pissed too! So now what? We await, agog.