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Cast the Michael Jackson Movie

Cast

by Anonymousreply 13803/27/2019

Glenn Close as Michael Jackson

by Anonymousreply 103/07/2019

Rami Malek

by Anonymousreply 203/07/2019

Lady G💩G💩

by Anonymousreply 303/07/2019

Corey Feldman as Michael Jackson. Corey is just as creepy. I think Corey believed he was going to be just as ‘big’ as Michael Jackson.

by Anonymousreply 403/07/2019

R4 oh I forgot the son. Maybe Jayden Smith, Will Smith’s son.

Daughter could be Kylie Jenner (she is just as dramatic with her ‘big announcement’)

The other son I’ll have to think.

Rosanne Arnold Or Rosie to play, Michael Jackson’s ex Debbie Rowe.

by Anonymousreply 503/07/2019

Amy Adams as Michael Jackson

by Anonymousreply 603/07/2019

Kristen Stewart as Jackson's pretend wife Lisa Marie

by Anonymousreply 703/07/2019

William Defoe as Michael Jackson.

by Anonymousreply 803/07/2019

Danny DeVito as Bubbles

by Anonymousreply 903/07/2019

Tyler Perry as both Joe Jackson and Katherine Jackson

by Anonymousreply 1003/07/2019

Lisa Lampanelli as Debbie Rowe.

by Anonymousreply 1103/07/2019

If Rami Malek is busy, give me a call!

by Anonymousreply 1203/07/2019

Miley Cyrus in the role she was born to play....Paris Jackson

by Anonymousreply 1303/07/2019

Johnny Depp as Michael Jackson, obviously.

by Anonymousreply 1403/07/2019

Kate McKinnon as Michael Jackson!

by Anonymousreply 1503/07/2019

Samuel L. Jackson as Dr. Conrad Murray..."Don't die on me motherfucker!"

by Anonymousreply 1603/07/2019

I wonder who should play Liz. If only DL had a favorite rotund actress.

by Anonymousreply 1703/07/2019

Larry the Cable Guy as Dr. Arnold Klein

by Anonymousreply 1803/07/2019

Angelina Jolie as Liz Taylor

by Anonymousreply 1903/07/2019

Melissa McCarthy as Frank DiLeo

by Anonymousreply 2003/07/2019

Louis CK in his comeback role as Louie The Llama

by Anonymousreply 2103/07/2019
by Anonymousreply 2203/07/2019

EXCUSE me R19? Jolie? Fuck you. And Pakistan.

by Anonymousreply 2303/07/2019

Eric Stonestreet as Marlon Brando.

by Anonymousreply 2403/07/2019

Digitally De-Aged Miranda Richardson as Madonna

by Anonymousreply 2503/08/2019

Eddie Redmayne as Michael Jackson

by Anonymousreply 2603/08/2019

Christopher Lloyd as Thomas Mesereau

by Anonymousreply 2703/08/2019

OP's picture is so creepy.

by Anonymousreply 2803/08/2019

Kevin Hart as Bubbles the chimp.

by Anonymousreply 2903/08/2019

I’m available, call me

by Anonymousreply 3003/08/2019

Tracey Ullman did a great Debbie Rowe on her show years ago.

by Anonymousreply 3103/08/2019

Silly Puddy as Nose # 3

by Anonymousreply 3203/08/2019

Meryl Streep as Ola Ray.

by Anonymousreply 3303/08/2019

R4 see I told you Corey thinks he is MJ reincarnated.

by Anonymousreply 3403/08/2019

Reese Witherspoon as Elizabeth Taylor

by Anonymousreply 3503/08/2019

Joseph Fiennes as Wade Robson

by Anonymousreply 3603/08/2019

Rooney Mara as mid-90s Michael.

by Anonymousreply 3703/08/2019

Sandra Bullock as Michael Jackson

by Anonymousreply 3803/08/2019

Who would play the lovely Liz Taylor or the amazing Liza Minnelli. We can’t forget her David Gest, too?

by Anonymousreply 3903/08/2019

Jussie Smollett as The King of Poop

by Anonymousreply 4003/08/2019

Cody Fern as Lisa Marie Presley

by Anonymousreply 4103/08/2019

Lisa Vanderpump as Michael Jackson

by Anonymousreply 4203/08/2019

Bethenny Frankel would make a great MJ!

by Anonymousreply 4303/08/2019

Donatella Versace as Michael Jackson in the final days.

by Anonymousreply 4403/08/2019

I agree with [r38], I always thought Sandra resembled Michael.

by Anonymousreply 4503/08/2019

Neve Campbell as Michael Jackson, Steve Buscemi as Macauley Culkin and Helena Bonham Carter as Liz.

by Anonymousreply 4603/08/2019

I wouldn't watch that shit.

by Anonymousreply 4703/08/2019

Iranian actress Hanieh Tavassoli as Elizabeth Taylor

by Anonymousreply 4803/08/2019

The casting choices are excellent, btw.

by Anonymousreply 4903/08/2019

Alfre Woodard as Katherine Jackson.

Megyn Kelly as MJ -- her nose is as fake as his.

Chrissy Metz as Janet.

by Anonymousreply 5003/08/2019

Isabella Rossellini is Liz Taylor.

by Anonymousreply 5103/08/2019

Billie "Buckwheat" Thomas as Emmanuel Lewis

by Anonymousreply 5203/08/2019

PAULA ABDUL as LaToya

by Anonymousreply 5303/08/2019

Corey Feldman as Corey Feldman

by Anonymousreply 5403/08/2019

Well, I mean... he could use the work, right?

by Anonymousreply 5503/08/2019

Caitlyn Jenner as Brooke Shields

by Anonymousreply 5603/08/2019

Morgan Freeman as Quincy Jones.

by Anonymousreply 5703/08/2019

Chrissy Metz as Neverland Ranch.

by Anonymousreply 5803/08/2019

Diahann Carroll as Katherine Jackson

by Anonymousreply 5903/08/2019

Corey Feldman lives like R. Kelly with weird wife/servants. These girls will eventually sue.

by Anonymousreply 6003/08/2019

Joan Van Ark as Plastic Surgeon #9

by Anonymousreply 6103/08/2019

Beverly Todd or Dionne Warwick as Rebbie Jackson.

Cee-Lo Green as present day Tito Jackson.

by Anonymousreply 6203/08/2019

Pink as Cyndi Lauper (for the obligatory "We Are The World" video shoot scene, of course)...

by Anonymousreply 6303/08/2019

I love Neve Campbell's tiny little nose!

by Anonymousreply 6403/08/2019

Jared Leto with prosthetics as Michael. Oprah as Katherine Jackson, Danny Glover as Joe. Stockard Channing reprising her role as Liz. Owen Wilson as Larry Fortensky. Kristen Stewart as Lisa Marie. Janice Dickinson as Priscilla. Anne Hathaway with prosthetic nose and dentures as Liza. Tracee Ellis Ross as her mother. Denzel Washington as Conrad Murray. Taraji P. Henson as La Toya. Helen Hunt as Debbie Rowe. Will Smith's sons as young Michaels. John Travolta sans wig in a fat suit as Brando. Linda Morand as Jackie Onassis editing Moonwalk. Disney Land as Neverland Ranch.

by Anonymousreply 6503/08/2019

Ezra Miller as YOKO ONO, Elijah Wood as JOHN LENNON.

by Anonymousreply 6603/08/2019

Katt Williams as Prince

by Anonymousreply 6703/08/2019

Justin Bieber as YOUNG BROOKE SHIELDS.

by Anonymousreply 6803/08/2019

Ezra Miller could make a good white Jackson

by Anonymousreply 6903/09/2019

Queen Latifah as Janet

by Anonymousreply 7003/09/2019

janet Jackson as her peddy bro

by Anonymousreply 7103/09/2019

Gary Coleman as Webster

by Anonymousreply 7203/09/2019

Himalayan Cashmere Throw can play Blanket Jackson

by Anonymousreply 7303/09/2019

I think Fred Armisen could play one of MJs dysfunctional brothers. I love his parody of prince.

by Anonymousreply 7403/09/2019

Sandra Berhardt as Norma Staikos

by Anonymousreply 7503/09/2019

Monique as Janet Jackson

by Anonymousreply 7603/10/2019

Kate Gosselin as Debbie Rowe

by Anonymousreply 7703/10/2019

Adele ad Debbie Rowe

by Anonymousreply 7803/10/2019

Chrissy metz as la Rowe

by Anonymousreply 7903/10/2019

steve Harvey as joe Jackson

tyra banks as his wifey....

by Anonymousreply 8003/10/2019

RYAN MURPHY WE BEG U TO MAKE THIS ONE

evan peters as the detective we trust...or as wades brother, the hero of the movie in my mind, only normal one.

Jessica lange and the brunette lady who on his shows a lot, as mommys of the victims.

tyler perry as wades granny

by Anonymousreply 8103/10/2019

^sarah Paulson....love her

by Anonymousreply 8203/10/2019

Nicole Kidman as Michael Jackson

by Anonymousreply 8303/10/2019

lol....yea, bitch thinks she can do any fruckin thing..queen of schlock

by Anonymousreply 8403/10/2019

She has the nose for it...

by Anonymousreply 8503/10/2019

Brad Pitt as Bubbles the chimp.

by Anonymousreply 8603/10/2019

Michael Jackson's penis iplayed by that ANTM model with vitiligo.

by Anonymousreply 8703/10/2019

cody fern as grown james

wes Bentley as wade...

by Anonymousreply 8803/10/2019

Liberace as train conductor....

CHOO CHOO

by Anonymousreply 8903/10/2019

I never thought I'd ever want to see Jaden Smith in anything, but he does have the girlishness it takes to play the young Michael.

And yeah, Amy Adams as middle-aged Michael!

by Anonymousreply 9003/10/2019

Minnie Mouse as elizabeth taylor

by Anonymousreply 9103/10/2019

glenn close as jacksons last 5 yrs.....

by Anonymousreply 9203/10/2019

Reese Witherspoon, Sandra Bullock and Angelina Jolie as Liz Taylor, Wacko Jacko and Sophia Loren

by Anonymousreply 9303/10/2019

nicole kidman as jackson

by Anonymousreply 9403/10/2019

Ann-Margret as Elizabeth Taylor

by Anonymousreply 9503/10/2019

It's too bad Carol Channing died--she would have been perfect as Michael. Even down to the voice!

by Anonymousreply 9603/10/2019

Lady Cassandra from "Dr. Who" as LaToya.

by Anonymousreply 9703/10/2019

Peter Dinklage as Gavin Arizo

by Anonymousreply 9803/10/2019

Not sure about the assertion that Jayden Smith would be right because he has the "girlishness" of the young Michael Jackson. For a start, Michael as a kid looked like an ordinary boy, and Jayden may wear skirts and whatever but his features are clearly male. Young Michael went from normal looking boy to normal looking young man, then to a young man who looked 'worked on' , then overly worked-on, then became a man who looked as if he was attempting to transition into Diana Ross with elements of Liz, and finally, a disturbed, anorexic addict who wanted to look like a cartoon version of Peter Pan.

by Anonymousreply 9903/11/2019

omg luv above pic of freek plastic surg victim Nicole jacko Kidman.....(her face equal toilet seat

by Anonymousreply 10003/11/2019

Keith Urban as Michael Jackson. His brothers are in the picture.

by Anonymousreply 10103/11/2019

Wayne Knight as Michael's bed.

by Anonymousreply 10203/11/2019

Keith Urban as Michael Jackson's tongue...

Nicole, la wife, as Wade's bung hole.

by Anonymousreply 10303/12/2019

The mask from scream as Jackson. Just pop it on any anorexic white woman and you’re good to go.

by Anonymousreply 10403/12/2019

Tommy Lee as Aaron Carter, obviously.

by Anonymousreply 10503/12/2019

Any decrepit old sadistic pedo pimp could play Joe. Give R Kelly some time in gen pop, and he'll age into Joe's look within a week.

by Anonymousreply 10603/12/2019

Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs already gave the definitive performance of Joe Jackson in that 1992 miniseries with Angela Bassett as Katherine.

by Anonymousreply 10703/12/2019

Chrissy Metz as Liz.

by Anonymousreply 10803/12/2019

Angelina Jolie as Michael Jackson

by Anonymousreply 10903/12/2019

Kyle Dunnigan

by Anonymousreply 11003/13/2019

willie geist as wade's hole.

by Anonymousreply 11103/13/2019

Matthew Perry as Larry Fortensky

by Anonymousreply 11203/13/2019

oprah winfrey as the maid who saw jacko fondle the kids....

gayle as the guard who saw it all too, the sex in the golf carts and in the castle....

by Anonymousreply 11303/13/2019

chuck todd as the Vaseline....

by Anonymousreply 11403/13/2019

Jimmy Kimmel as Oprah

by Anonymousreply 11503/13/2019

Octavia Spencer as Oprah

Teresa Palmer or Kristen Stewart as Lisa Marie

by Anonymousreply 11603/13/2019

Whoopi Goldberg as Michael Jackson

by Anonymousreply 11703/13/2019

Corey Feldman IS Michael Jackson

by Anonymousreply 11803/13/2019

omg fat ass whoopsi as peddy jacko, so good.

by Anonymousreply 11903/13/2019

Winnie Harlow as vitiligo-covered MJ

Shalom Harlow as Lisa Marie

Prince George as young Macaulay Culkin

Meghan Markle as LaToya

Duchess Kate in a fat suit as Elizabeth Taylor

Justin Bieber as Bubbles

by Anonymousreply 12003/13/2019

Lori Loughlin as LaToya

by Anonymousreply 12103/13/2019

Luka Magnotta as the Peter Pan sculpture suspended over the bed.

by Anonymousreply 12203/13/2019

Bianca del Rio as peddy jacko….

by Anonymousreply 12303/14/2019

Felicity Huffman and Sarah Jessica Parker as Neverland Ranch horses.

Bjorn Ulvaeus as Bubbles

by Anonymousreply 12403/14/2019

lol, felicity and sarah are fer sure horse faced fuks….

by Anonymousreply 12503/14/2019

Huffman's current chin implant is deplorable....

by Anonymousreply 12603/14/2019

Glenn Close as the golden Oscar statuette that one talented bastard in this production will actually be worthy of, but stands no chance to win.

Justin Bieber as Miley Cyrus.

Miley Cyrus as Justin Bieber.

Crispin Glover as MJ.

by Anonymousreply 12703/14/2019

Bieber and Cyrus? WTF!

by Anonymousreply 12803/14/2019

[R128], Idk....maybe because of this article from back in the day...and because MC and JB looked so much alike to me at one time. Anyway, I figure they both get cameos maybe?

by Anonymousreply 12903/14/2019

Bieber looks like Miley Cyrus, Kristen Stewart and Sharon Stone

by Anonymousreply 13003/14/2019

Jennifer Lopez as Michael Jackson.

by Anonymousreply 13103/14/2019

[quote]Felicity Huffman and Sarah Jessica Parker as Neverland Ranch horses.

by Anonymousreply 13203/14/2019

lol so hard neverland horses mariah carey as the cow that bring MJ the money

by Anonymousreply 13303/17/2019

Prince George as Michael's lover!

by Anonymousreply 13403/17/2019

"Bjorn Ulvaeus as Bubbles" R24 you win.

by Anonymousreply 13503/18/2019

Oops sorry R124

by Anonymousreply 13603/18/2019

madea as janet jackson

by Anonymousreply 13703/27/2019

Tracey Ellis Ros as Diana Ross

Timothee Chalamet as LaToya

Drake as Rebbie

Cicely Tyson as Katherine

Master Yoda as Joe

by Anonymousreply 13803/27/2019
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