COCKBLOCKER SCHOCK GETS OFF

Aw hell naw!!!!!

How does he have the money to repay anything?

OP is worse than a self-loathing, corrupt cockgobbling Hitler.

[quote] COCKBLOCKER SCHOCK GETS OFF

Not on Pornhub, though.

[quote] OP is worse than a self-loathing, corrupt cockgobbling Hitler.

This headline is more fun.

As was said numerous times in the other threads, white men who look like Aaron Schock don't go to prison. They cut deals and live to scam and whore another day.

There is no God. I wanted to see this filthy whore rot in prison.

Good! He’s too sexy for prison. Beautiful people deserve more rights!

𝑰𝒏 𝒂 𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒏𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒆𝒎𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒆𝒅𝒔, the public corruption case against Ex-Rep. Aaron Schock ended Wednesday with a deferred prosecution agreement, with no criminal convictions against him, while his campaign committee pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor.

I guess Mama's mussy won't be getting any caged meat

Will he be sashaying back into politics?

Unbelievable. I was sure he'd be prosecuted to make an example. Jesse Jackson Jr. and his wife both went to prison for the same "mistake." Schock must have very influential friends. He will continue to live a life of hypocrisy, hedonism and corruption without consequence.

Now he's free to live in the closet with Adam Kinzinger!

They'll probably buy a house together in rural Illinois, adopt a few kids, join the Log Cabin Republicans, and make yearly pilgrimages to CPAC to be surrounded by people who hate them.

If any of those people on the other Schock threads really DO have Grindr photos of him, now would be the time to leak them by sending to gay blogs or posting them anonymously on Twitter using a high-traffic hashtag.

Did she blow the President?

The book deal is already done. Plus he is sitting on a shitload of cash. He's got Weho Twinks begging him to rawdog them. He's a big deal with Mosaic crowd. This dude is living the dream.

Schock must be disappointed. He was looking forward to being a pass-around bottom bitch in prison.

R12 he's a closet case who knows other closet cases. Of course he got off Scott free.

I have to wonder if he thinks he'll get another go-round in politics, running as the victim of a partisan witch hunt.

I wonder if he threatened to out other powerful guys

How is this a surprise? It's unfortunate but not surprising. Karma, however, she's a bitch.

According to her natal chart, assuming the birth informatia is correct, she is either now, or will be at some point, very rich.

I think the next thing to look out for is how he's going to leverage his personal life. Will he play coy? Will he come out as a conservative, God loving Gay? Will he come out as a former closeted gay who is now reformed and wants to talk about gay issues and helping young gays accept themselves. He has several good and lucrative options. Just headlining the Gay Pride Parades and the gay lecture circuit alone will keep some extra cash and hot twink ass rolling in.

[quote]Good! He’s too sexy for prison. Beautiful people deserve more rights!

Agreed 100%. He has a body made for porn.

The day he signed that agreement he probably went out that night a got fucked by as many men as he could find to celebrate.

See this is the justice system. The privileged never face justice.

Democrats say they want criminal justice reform and shorter sentences. This is a start.

"Democrats say they want criminal justice reform and shorter sentences"

Criminal justice reform means giving rich people and poor people the same sentences for the same crimes, not letting rich people get off easy. That's what Republicans want.

I bet he will reappear again in national politics. People like him always do unless they are sent to prison.

He'll never be elected to the House again, but he'll pop up as a corrupt lobbyist or as an aide to some awful Republican president down the line.

Fox News commentator.

Lobbyist sounds about right. Ugh.

The same sentence for the rich and poor is fine, but what he did is not a situation poor people would ever be involved in. Poor people can't pay huge financial settlements like this. So, the courts more often than not just send them to prison, when they could be sentencing them to work off their fines. That would make things more equitable.

Who keeps stinking this thread up with talk about The Poors?

I’d like to help him get off.

Unfortunately, no more West Point visits for Miss Schock.

The next administration with get back to this. Make sure to remind them of it in 2021.

I'm sure Adam K just got blasted in the face by Cockgobbler's celebration load.

Aaron Schock and Adam Kinzinger. NO HOMO, Bro!

[quote]some awful Republican president down the line.

I’m not a grammar expert, but I think this is what they call redundant.

[quote] I wonder if he threatened to out other powerful guys

I hope he threatened the wrong powerful closeted gay guy. If so, he will "mysteriously" overdose on meth in a sex dungeon in Weho.

Will there be colored lights?

[quote]Since leaving Congress, Schock, 37, has divided his time between Peoria and Los Angeles, where he works in real estate development.

This is what we call it now?

Does he take meth directly up the ass?

This is reprehensible. Simultaneously shocking yet unsurprising. Ryan called in a favor

Count down to launch of the Cockgobbler “OnlyFans” page.

I am telling you what happened:

1. Schock lured Paul Ryan into the gym while he was in Congress.

2. They fucked.

3. Schock blackmailed Ryan using their sexual relationship as political leverage. He invited TMZ to a gay neighborhood to film him walking in front of gay sex shops, baited them to ask about Ryan so that he could comment on his knowledge of Ryan’s hot body on camera. This was his signal to Ryan that he means business and will expose their fuckytimes if Ryan does not protect him.

4. Schock resigned.

5. Ryan became Speaker of the Hous3 and had everything to lose.

6. Schock was indicted.

7. Ryan, as third in line to the presidency pulled every string to protect him. The potential of this being an open scandal if the protections did not work probably figured into Ryan’s ultimate resignation at the apex of his career.

8. Now that Schock is in the clear thanks to Ryan’s interventions, Ryan will feel safe running for president without Schock’s threat of outing him.

R23 He has been on Grindr at least since coming back to DC, and probably also was in West Hollywood. Someone here said he is also pictured on Tumbler with the gay creepy magazine editor who has been getting him famous sex patrons in Beverly Hills. So he is out and all he has left to do is to make the announcement.

My intuition told me he would get off with a slap on the wrist. My intuition also told me he will do a “yep, I’m gay,” and after a too-kind reprimand, the gay media and gay community will ask him to take off his shirt and upon doing so will name him the crown prince of the gay community. He will become the star he always has wanted to be, and he will not suffer karmic consequences. He won’t. Life does not really work that way. Bad people are rewarded for bad behavior.

[quote]He will become the star he always has wanted to be, and he will not suffer karmic consequences. He won’t. Life does not really work that way. Bad people are rewarded for bad behavior.

Unfortunately, this.

I think he looked tremendous in a jockstrap.

Being profligate and wasting taxpayer money will make it very hard for him to rejoin the ranks. He’s going to regarded as almost as bad as a welfare cheat.

Oh, r50, what a sweet, naive thing you are...

Yes R50 just like Trump’s refusal to release his tax statements publicly worked against him. And his whole empire’s foundation on decades of family felony fraud and tax evasion worked against him. Like that.

r40 is correct. We doubt that Missy threatened to 'out' powerful sisters or Missy would quickly stop breathing. Especially if one of them was homosexual Obama, who ordered the murder of Joan Rivers.

Unless, of course, she has it all written down somewhere just in case.....

I stopped watching House of Cards during the second season because the plot was preposterously implausible.

Now it pales in comparison to reality.

Go Gobbler! 💪💕😘

God I love him

Lobbyist! There’s an absolute mint to be made pushing the agendas of the morally bankrupt in govt.

Well the good news is, we'll still have the Cockgobbler to kick around.

BALDING

Cockgobbler: Your opportunities to make money shrink.

[Thus whoring internationally, A?]

Mika How old were you when you got elected?

Cockgobbler: To which office? Nineteen to the school board.

OK, not near as fun, but can someone explain Sotomayor's opinion on the court case?

Judges don't make law. They interpret law. I don't understand the opinion that judges should not interpret the laws or rules of the House of Representatives. It seems to me that is exactly what they should do.

LOL

Mika: You have a lot of issues. With a lot of things. But what did YOU do that you take responsibility for that you could have done differently?

Cockgobbler: There were things that I could have done differently. Look, when you’re the youngest member of Congress, which I was, and very high profile, which I was—NOT ILLEGAL by the way! Being ON THE COVER OF MEN’S HEALTH gets you a lot of attention, but not illegal. Being one of the first members of Congress to be on Instagram gets you a lot of attention.

This delusional asshole narcissist is destined to push Clay Aiken out as Meghan McCain’s token homo.

So he takes responsibility for being the youngest and prettiest high-profile corrupt Republican politician. Aaron really is a treasure.

R47, not that I doubt you saying he’s been on Grindr, but what I don’t get is that no one has taken a screenshot? No one verified it was him and not someone catfishing.

For all the talk of being on there, none of us have seen a profile.

[quote]Being profligate

Wait, so he’s not D&D free?

Her pinga is tiny but her hole is huge!

R64 That’s fine. Come to DC and look for the profile photo taken from an odd angle that you might overlook the first time you scroll past it. It’s there for the world to see, or at least the city he is visiting at the time.

“No one should ever try to take an American’s freedom away.”

—says the guy who voted against people’s right to be married, and against hate crimes protections.

Only ugly people should be punished. He deserves to be free!

Oh Mary! Lord knows he was too pretty for normal people jail, let alone rich people's jail!!! Now we can make a bitch fest every week of him and watch him slowly bald, age, and become undesirable to the west coast elite.

I guess he doesn't have to come out now as part of his defense. If he wants to be adored he'll have to eventually. It's a required step in his penance before everyone forgets he was so anti-LGBT and holds him up as having an inspirational coming out story. If he doesn't got that, what does he got? You can't become a big star just by whoring for the rich and famous, you need to transcend it. Now that he's not going to jail (still can't believe it) what's his 'out' from that? Oh and since he still likes ridiculous pro-Trump stuff on insta he isn't having some come to Jesus political moment. If he wants to be an inspirational gay yet super conservative he can't expect too much traction on that front, he would be up there with the no-name #walkaway fake and the handful of other "gay conservative" figures.

Normally, I would dismiss all of the Shock/Ryan stuff as DL fan fiction, but I found it odd that the obviously gay Carter Page also said flat out on MSNBC that if someone tried to indict him, Ryan would get him off. It was on of those weird moments where it seemed that Page was saying it for Ryan's ears, not for the MSNBC audience or Chris Hayes.

Paul loves to get Aaron off......

He does not BLOCK cock.

As much as I'd love the House of Cards fantasy of Schock playing games with Ryan to be true, Schock's stroll down the gayborhood and talk about Ryan's bod was way back in 2012. While his conduct was bad during most of his congressional years, all of the negative articles and investigations that led to his resignation and eventually his indictment a year later didn't start until 2015. Even if he had some advanced notice that it was coming down around him, it wouldn't have been several years of notice (more like months).

I think it's far more likely that all of the travel and activities he's been doing since the trial started helped him get off, so to speak.

DL was wrong again.

And to add to my R75, I suspect we'll never know anything specific regarding the who or what, sadly. Just vague suspicions.

Whatever he had to do to get out of this, I hope we'll see it!

White GOP politicians never go to jail over money issues. A Sugar Daddy will come to his rescue and pay everything for him.

What a slime.

Preening whore!!! All we can do is savagely and mercilessly shame and scorn him -- everywhere! -- in the unforgiving and relentless manner unique to Datalounge. He must pay for being a closeted cum-dump who did everything he could to damage the rights, well-being and security of gays during his brief time in Congress.

Congressman Cockgobbler will celebrate with a case of champagne, and book a (thrice) round the world tour, which will be meticulously documented on Instagram for all his chi- chi friends to ogle. . All paid for by his rich sugar daddy from India.

R76 Speak for yourself. Two things I was sure of and correctly called:

—Trump would win.

—Schock would get off scot free.

Two other things of which I am certain, despite any naysayers:

—Schock is gay.

—Schock manipulated Ryan and then blackmailed him.

R82, how many naysayers here are there when it comes to Schock being gay? Come on. That's the easiest guess in the world.

OP is an idiot.

He's the COCKGOBBLER, not the COCKBLOCKER.

r83, seriously, the only person who doesn't think Cockgobbler is gay is Cockgobbler's dad

R85 His dad knows.

The Government over-charged (come on, 22 felony counts?) and the investigators overreached (inquiries about his sexual orientation were from the McCarthy era). So, skunk gets to go back into the park.

r87 = deluded Republican.

It’s not illegal to be pretty and on the cover of Men’s Health and on Instagram!

Did she perform 'oral love' on Paul Ryan?

His face is not as attractive close up as it is from a distance. And his lips have a funny shape to them. He should never let anyone take closeups of him.

I feel pretty

Oh, so pretty

I feel pretty and witty and bright!

And I pity

Any girl who isn't me tonight

Well now his hooking business can really kick into high gear!

According to former federal prosecutors, sources close to the case, and Schock’s legal team, the ex-congressman got off by a mixture of prosecutorial sloppiness, ambiguously worded corruption statutes, and an unwillingness by the U.S. attorney in Chicago to defend the actions of Schock’s initial prosecutors on appeal.

Schock’s attorneys hounded prosecutors and federal investigators for alleged misconduct throughout the case’s four-year history, from asking misleading questions during grand jury testimony to what they called “distasteful and offensive” inquiries into the ex-congressman’s sex life.

Federal investigators, too, were seen as having potentially overstepped in their pursuit of information about Schock’s alleged misuse of taxpayer funds. According to one source close to the case, investigators tasked a Schock staffer to steal documents from his congressional office, which a House of Representatives lawyer alleged amounted to “a solicitation of that employee to steal official records,” a potential violation of the law itself.

Wow.

It’s Aaron’s world - we all just live in it.

Golden child!

he needs to go immediately and start a career on Falcon Studios

As r91 shows, Aaron is not aging particularly well. The body still looks pretty good, but the dewiness of youth is ebbing away. And while I think most guys look good with facial hair, he's not one of them.

Thw whoring seems to be wearing on him.

Seriously, his facial hair in R91 is wrong. It's hard to describe just that looks so bad about it, but it sure does.

His daddy must really have a tight rough grip on the back of his head when he face fucks Aaron to have worn such a bald spot there.

R101 Mandatory convict look.

The Daily Beast has the whole story on this piece of work, including what he’s doing now — renovating an office building into a luxury hotel. Given that, and the fact his legal defence would have cost MILLIONS, one has to wonder.

He’s so hot.

R105 You are simple.

I could be slightly sympathetic about his stupidity getting him into so much trouble if not for his voting record. This guy has made some big fucking mistakes and has done a lot of damage.

Prosecutorial hubris. Likely not the last time this will cause disappointment to many here.

Gays should not have rights. Except for the Gays who paid me $4 million dollars so I can pay back the funds I stole from the public trust.

Hyesterical frau queens - you’re all making him go be some modern day Roy Cohnish villain. He did nothing in the grand scheme of things to impede the rights of gays, period. He is now a hot eligible A-gay, and accordingly will have all the amazing privileges thereof. Deal with it.

"He did nothing in the grand scheme of things to impede the rights of gays, period."

Yeah, other than vote against gay marriage AND gays in the military

Even for you r110, that is an asinine comment.

R110 = The Cockgobbler

How much cock does Aaron Schock suck now that Aaron Schock does suck cock?

We hope something bad happens to her,

^^^^ Don't worry, Erna, this weekend I am chopping wood for kindling -- for a huge grease fire.

HAY guyyyyyyyyyz, please make a note of it!

I'm surprised no one's posted his latest Instagram post:

[quote]Some people live their whole lives not knowing who their true friends are - I got to find out at 33 years old. I am thankful for this. I hope this vindication is as sweet for them as it is for me. A special thank you to my attorney George Terwilliger and his team at McGuire Woods who have become good friends through this process. They never wavered in their belief in my innocence and fought tirelessly for the cause of justice. Two quotes I would reference in speeches while in office that became an echo in my head: “He who wrestles with you, strengthens you” -British Parliamentarian Edmund Burke. And “Gold is tested in the fiery furnace, but acceptable human beings are tested in the furnace of adversity” - Book of Ecclesiastes. I have been strengthened emotionally, physically, mentally, and spiritually through this process. I am choosing to focus on what I’ve learned and how I’m a better person because of it. There is always someone in the world who is having a worse day than you. Don’t let it define you. Smile. Persevere. Carpé Diem.

My eyes glazed over by the third sentence. Blah blah BLAH

Earlier someone in the comments said, "Yay! Now you can come out!" with some rainbow flag emojis. That must have immediately been deleted.

R84 My fervent apologies. Autocorrect (go figure that it picked "Cockblocker")

He'll come out when the book comes out.

Ummm he wasn't found "innocent." I'm not sure why he's gloating. He just got lucky.

[quote][R85] His dad knows.

My dog knows.

Nice to see he put his college thesaurus to use, quoting Burke and the Bible. Christ, what a pompous little toad.

“He who wrestles with you strengthens you.”

No wonder Aaron is so beefy. He does a lot of dude wrasslin’!

[quote]His face is not as attractive close up as it is from a distance.

The stress from the prosecutor trying to imprison him has aged him.

He had to stay out of prison. He had to. He has probably six syringes full of hyaluronic acid and botulism toxin in his face. Without access to those, he would age from 37 to 56 in a matter of six months. So, you see, he had to.

Also, would he have even had access to Propecia in prison?

And Instagram? Have a heart, guys. He would literally die without Instagram.

I’d like to hear more about his famous sex partners. I know he lived on the property of rich gay patrons back in his numb-fuck IL district. So is he selling ass to pay bills or just fucking for fun? I can’t imagine him affording the West Hollywood life without selling something.

R129 He’s still in a bind, but now of a different sort. He has whored, and in recent months he was very bold about doing it. Especially shocking is the Instagram story he posted with a ‘personal trainer’/prostitute/OnlyFans performer thanking him for working him out or making him sweat or something. If he is going to run for office again, those connections will come up during the campaign.

He posted a backstage photo with Sam Smith captions “It is Him,” which could be a fan photo, but then he followed with this one that comes across more as a flirtation with someone he actually has some relationship with. Unless he expects Smith to look at his Instagram story, there’s no sense in him having posted this publicly for all to see.

And then...

(Sam Smith or “John” Smith?)

...and then there’s this. Schock has posted many photos with his former congressional interns, and especially...

...especially this former intern, Ryan, with whom he has had a very public flirtation. If Schock really plans ro run for office, then if his opponent has half a brain, they will be sure to ask questions about Schock’s ethics first and foremost, and that should include his publicized flaunting of fucking his former congressional interns, as well as his probable prostitution.

And if he has actually exchanged sex for currency, which is probable, then he had better tread lightly on the fame whoring lest anyone continue to probe into his behaviors. His acquittal of 24 felony counts is contingent upon him “staying out of legal trouble for six months.” That means if he is caught doing anything else illegal within six months, he violated the ruling. (That then begs the question of...what happens after six months? Is this a court’s way of authorizing him to commit felonious acts after a six-month window of good behavior?)

In case anyone is foolish enough to believe that the photo in R133 may have just been Schock going on an innocent, skin-bearing hike in an inmocent and appropriate reunion with his former employee, it should be noted that the reunion moved to the pool, where his gay former intern framed them looking like any other narcissitic gay couple.

And it should be noted that this intern authored an op-ed claiming that his former boss/apparent fuck buddy was victimized—victimized, I tell ya!—because he is a “young, successful Republican.”

“This summer I worked as an unpaid intern in U.S. Rep. Aaron Schock's Washington, D.C., office...He also took us out on an "intern night" to further show his appreciation – nothing out of ordinary practice for a congressman expressing gratitude for his interns' work. I'm not going to allow anyone to smear the reputation of one of the most hard-working and kind individuals I've had the pleasure of meeting and working for. Ryan Carballido, Peoria.”

Bow-chicka-wow-wow!

All on the up and up.

As a Republican, somehow his sleazy ways will end up working in his favor. I wonder how much money it’ll take for loving little Mr. Carballido to sing.

Blast from the past.

Here’s the Cockgoblin Aaron thanking Nick Sandell “FOR THE PUMP.”

Here’s Sandell’s Twitter account, which appears to exist only to hawk his OnlyFans account.

Wonder what he pumped for Aaron.

Nick Sandell, personal pumper for Cockgobbler.

Another look at Aaron’s workout equipment.

So does Schock have the balls to come out of the closet, or is he one of those who don't like labels?

He’ll come out, and it won’t be good for anyone. His whole defense, and even that of his flamboyant former intern/fuck buddy Ryan, is that he was persecuted for being a Republican. So he can’t come out as gay and not Republican at this point. Which means if he does come out as gay, then he will become the most high-profile representative of gay Republicans, and stupid fucking gay men will follow their stupid fucking dicks and follow him as they followed Milo Yiannopoulos and drift toward the right. They will. So this is bad.

At the same time, Schock was very critical of Trump and the Republican party while under indictment, so if he comes out as gay and claims to adhere to the party and be a Trump supporter, he is setting himself up to be a RINO, which could backfire for him.

The ultimate bottom line though is that he will use his looks to the extent he can—which means lots more gratuitous body shots to come since his face is a four—to regain influence and favor. He may aspire at this point to a career like Lindsey Graham’s. He really should just opt out and cash in by getting a big stunt porn paycheck and then disappear from public view, but the guy is incredibly fucking narcissistic and stupid and will set himself up for another humiliating fall soon enough, but not before doing some damage. He’s out for revenge because he truly thinks he was wronged by a system set up to work against him because he was in his view a bold, beautiful, young, fabulous superstar and everyone else was jealous.

The Cockgoblin has also posted photos with this person, Nikki Valentine, whose bio says she was a finalist on The Voice, but who kind of presents herself as...well, a porn star or a prostitute. He has taken photos with her in Brazil and in Hollywood.

With Nikki Valentine in this photo is Israeli gay white party promoter/DJ/naked model/prostitute Eliad Cohen, with whom the Cockgoblin has taken photos while partying.

L to R: Aaron, Nikki, some dude who doesn’t seem like a hooker so why is he there, Cohen.

Aaron’s friend Eliad, who is definitely not gay and who definitely is not a sex worker!

Did Aaron teach Nikki how to eat a banana?

In Brazil getting to know the local businessmen...

Dear Aaron Schock:

Do not run for office. You will be so fucking humiliated by how you’ve lived your life in recent years. It’s one thing to be gay. It’s another thing to be whoring yourself in a high profile way with professional high-profile whores.

Seriously, just do porn. Get the money, pay back the money you stole, thank your lucky stars you got the white get out of jail free card, and go live quietly off the grid until people forget who you are.

Sincerely,

Your Best Interests

One more of Aaron’s friend who is NOT a sex worker.

If a low-grade whore can be First Lady, I can be a Congressman again! Or even a Senator!

R142 is 100% spot-on.

So stay tuned....

Someone should reach out to Ryan Carballido to provide us some deep background info.

[quote]go live quietly off the grid until people forget who you are.

I'd rather die! Remember to follow me on Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Tumblr, Grindr, Hornet and Scruff where I'm back to posting incessantly now that I've been VINDICATED!!! Woo hooooooooo!!! If you see me out in public (usually at SUR or Pump or Villa Blanca or Barry's Bootcamp) please do not hesitate to ask me for a selfie! I just ask that you please FaceTune & tag me XOXO) The bitch is back!

Aaron, Mark and Ryan on a “fun afternoon” of church and then _________________.

@aaronschock vendicted!

Oh, dear.

OMG you guyzzzz, it had been like literally KILLING me to stay off social media for all that time!!!! MURDER! So unfair! I mean, HELLO!? I'm a millennial! The youngest guy ever elected to Congress, lest you forget! We need to be liked and followed and hearted and tagged and subscribed to! I have like SO MUCH pent-up posting to do now, and I'm gonna make sure to THROW IT IN YOUR FACES, BITCHEZZZZZZ! WOOT! Y'all are just a bunch of HATERS trying to break my stride! Now who's ready for Act Two!?

I can’t wait for this sexy whore’s Act 2.

[quote] I can’t wait for this sexy whore’s Act 2.

Only if it is the FINAL act and it involves fisting, meth rocks and disco lights.

R158 Been there, did that in Act 1. Here she is with an MTV reality star and a “model/professional raver” in Miami Beach. (This is while indicted, mind you. He had a more fabulous life under federal charges than even Roger Stone has.)

Duck lips—check

Gay personal trainer companion—check

Gay “training” client—check

Meth, disco ball, fists all occurred off camera. But make no mistake...

...Aaron’s ‘personal trainer’ friend advertising services...

He doesn’t block cocks. He gobbles them.

And there are always high charges. I mean, “consulting fees.”

He's a lying piece of shit! This queen is still saying -- in 2019 -- that he's never seen "Downton Abbey"! We can only hope his oversized sense of entitlement and preening hubris lands him in trouble sooner rather than later.

He turned it on once, R163, but couldn’t focus on it with the dicks sliding in and out of his ass and mouth, so technically he saw it but he never watched it.

We still hope something bad happens to her!

Oh God I hope he's stupid enough to attempt to run for political office in IL.

This shit is ALL gonna come out. With receipts.

W&W for r164.

"*slurp* I saw it. *gag* But I never watched it! *gulp*"

Stop wishing for his demise or imprisonment.

He’s hot, and he needs to make porn NOW before his looks fade.

Aaron should convert to Judaism ASAP so that he can cover that bald spot with a yarmulke.

He continues to repost #vindicated pictures.

Every time I see a candid photo of him, I am reminded that that famous Men’s Health cover barely resembles his real face.

Maybe he's high on the attention and, perhaps, really high. Maybe he will do a "Chris Burrows."

^^^ We can only hope. Plan B is a raging grease fire.

he go-pro-ed a session with ryan and threatened to release it on pornhub. Ryan relented and now Aaron is free take all the cocks he can in Weho

How many different dicks do you think he has touched since he was let go a couple of weeks ago? Do you think one a day is an overestimate? He has posted photos at the gay Barry’s Bootcamp in West Hollywood, shirtless with his former intern and with that (porn star? Not sure what to call him.) Eliad Cohen, who is always naked to promote his white parties. So I think it’s not an exaggeration—really—to assume he probably sucked off his two buddies and drank their loads with some bubbly to celebrate immediately, and the gay couple who own Barry’s probably through him a gang bang orgy party to celebrate his clemency. So that would be at least one PrEPped-up steroidal gay for every day. He was in DC for press the day he was let off, so he probably got off with Kenzinger on that day, and probably had an obligatory fuck with one or two of his down-low Indian sugar daddies. Oh, and the creepy Beverly Hills troll posted a photo with Aaron and the intern-fuckbud saying that they filled his tummy, so there’s that. Aaron must be drained as fuck.

I doubt the little weasel will ever come out. He's planning some sort of comeback and you can't be a gay Republican. The thing is, it was hardly a secret before that he sucked dick, but as long as he didn't admit to it, it was okay. Everyone knows Lindsey Graham is gay, too.

Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman will be in jail and Aaron Schock will be out free running around brunching in Weho, taking gym classes at Barry's, and hanging out with Insta-stars.

As it should be, R176!

So Eliad Cohen is in DC tonight hosting a “Papa Party,” which is where the guys with steroids who say they are on PrEP go. Is Aaron there with him out in the open? Is he backstage snorting coke and having boys brought to him for gross backroom sex? Is he wearing a mask so that no one will recognize him as he sits around shirtless with his big broad boobs hanging out, or are they just picking oblivious 20 year olds who won’t have any idea they’re being taken back to get blown by a congressman who voted to take away their rights? What is going down in DC today?

When he talks his mouth even reminds me of Aaron. Do they have the same Botox docs?

What pseudonym(s) does Aaron use to pick up his PrEP prescriptions?

R180 C.G. Schockenawe, obviously.

Allegedly, Aaron is actually more of a top but he of course will take a hard dicking when a job calls for it.

I am going to start a support group for gays who fantasize about Aaron Schock being a top.

Aaron Schock: The Weho Whore

Aaron Schock: We Who Whore

We Ho, Inc.—Aaron Schock, Founder and CEO; Intern Ryan; Adam K. and Eliad C., Consulting Whores

Minor update: Aaron just followed this hot little piece of ass, which means someone introduced them and they fucked.

Dey fukkin

Does that mean I get to fuck anyone I follow?

R188 Only if you belong to the same club, like the Congressional Closeted Cockgobblers Club, or C4.

Broadway actor, good pr-first boyfriend material

I’m not only the president of C4’s DC chapter, but I’m also a client!

Is he still against gay marriage? Fraud, hypocritical criminal piece of shit.

Schock is trying to blame "Obama holdover prosecutors" on his own crimes. Thanks, asshole scum Trump. Your failed excuses have trickled down to the failed Repig scum like Aaron Schock.

R192 Yeth, he is still opposedth to gay marriage.

Also, his best friends are the gay couple who own Barry’s Bootcamp (They are married with a daughter!), and a former intern, who is gay, and whom he works out with shirtless at Barry’s Gay Bootcamp, and who posts photos with him shirtless in pools, shirtless hiking and...you get the picture.

Also, he now hangs out with gay Sam Smith and gay Elton John and David Furnish and goes to a gay megachurch in West Hollywood, where he lives.

And his other best friend is Eliad Cohen, a gay white party promoter, quasi porn star and probable gay escort for very wealthy men in Hollywood.

And yes, still in line with the GOP and Trump and still against gay marriage.

Aaron Schock: Lying piece of shit. Letting him off the hook for his crimes is a travesty of justice. He belongs in prison.

Ex.-Rep. Aaron Schock says he shouldn't have resigned, won't rule out return to politics:

R195 It’ll be fun if he runs again. He definitely will have to come out. And it’ll be a test of morality and integrity for the gay community and the gay media. Will they suck his dick because of his body, or will they rightfully condemn him? Either way, he’ll definitely have to confront his sexuality.

Someone needs to take some compromising photos of the Schock piece of lying shit. And they don't have to be explicit sexual photos, just something of him in a gay bar, at a gay party, kissing a guy...something that forces him out of the closet and humiliates him badly, very badly.

R197 TMZ videotaped him strolling through a gay neighborhood with rainbow flags and sex shops all around him.

But compromising material abounds.

He'll go undercover (literally) for GOP operatives and release a sex tape of him with Mayor Pete.

He should do porn, cash in, go away.

R198. That videotape of Schock sreolling through a gay neighborhood was when he was still in Congress denying his sexual orientation. I mean someone has to photograph him now and expose his life in the closet showing he has been lying all along.

R201 Dude, have you seen his Instagram? His IG stories are 10 times gayer than any of mine ever have been, and I have been out all my life. He constantly posts shirtless photos working out in a gay gym in West Hollywood with well-known gay men, with Elton John and Sam Smith, with a weird queeny owner of a magazine, with his gay congressional intern. Tagged in West Hollywood, at gay Barry’s Bootcamp, with the gay couple who own Barry’s Bootcamp. He is completely transparent, or at least he was while he was indicted. He has stopped posting that kind of pic since he was let off. But the pictures he put out will be out there forever.

He used to be against the gay agenda but now he's all for it: wake up late, go to brunch in Weho, go to Barry's Boot Camp, disco nap, end the night at the Abbey with the boys, go home with a boy, repeat...

r203, I do NOT thupport the gay agenda!

He’s a bareback top daddy who offsets the lost control over his own life by controlling his tricks. Like Andy Cohen. Bottom bitch for anyone who dominates him, but psychologically he likes to put other guys in vulnerable positions because he feels like he hasn’t been treated fairly by life. Injecting his DNA into young guys helps him justify in his mind his gay shame because he tells himself that he is spreading his seed like a real man, just avoiding the pitfalls of getting a woman pregnant. He is fucked up in the head.

R199, Mayor Pete wouldn’t have anything to do with him.

Let’s hope not, R206.

Does he really hook up with that many guys? Wouldn’t he be concerned if more columns and gossip a la what Itay Hod wrote?

She does a lot of her dirty business abroad where nobody knows her name.

r208 He's deeply closeted and thinks having duty condomless sex with as many partners as possible is the only way he can cure his homosexuality!

DC Friday, NYC Saturday, Massachusetts today. He is workin’ his way up the east coast. I would think he is campaigning or something, but as a Midwestern Republican he isn’t really in the right areas to win favor. So the next natural conclusion is that he’s working his way through wealthy gay whoremongers.

Think he stopped by to meet Andy Cohen’s baby and spit roat Anderson Cooper while passing through Manhattan?

So he fucked his way up the east coast this weekend. Now what? BOS to Mumbai, to Miami to do some servicing on Steve Wozencraft’s yacht with Austin Wolff, or back to WeHo to spin on the creepy midget’s pole?

This whore was in DC yesterday morning. Wonder if they had a date.

[quote]DC Friday, NYC Saturday, Massachusetts today. He is workin’ his way up the east coast.

A regular whistlestop tour! It's the Cockgobbler Express!

R214 Toot toot!

R213, didn’t Austin Wolf get a flight attendant suspended for posting vid of them having sex at work? Would he not document any action with Aaron?

R216 Yep

Aaron got her mussy mashed in!

Ha Ha--- Bend over bitches and take it up the ass! But, I must admit I am surprised..

Taking his nephew and friends surfing in LA. He wrote “Next stop: Hawaii. Don’t tell their parents!”

Is there something truly insidious about him or is he just a simpleton?

We take umbrage with his being an obvious oversexed dandy homosexual who voted at every opportunity to deny rights and freedoms to homosexuals, and as an unself-aware idiot criminal who brazenly stole taxpayer money to decorate his office like a TV show, among other imbezzlement, and got away with it based on his privilege. He may be a simpleton instead of a schemer, but he used his power in Congress against LGBT people. On multiple occasions. Is that not reason to resent and deride and mock him and his ever-growing bald spot?

[quote]And it’ll be a test of morality and integrity for the gay community and the gay media. Will they suck his dick because of his body, or will they rightfully condemn him?

He’s white, youngish, has a worked-out body, and isn’t a troll lookswise. The gays will suck his dick (many do so as it is).

[quote]Either way, he’ll definitely have to confront his sexuality.

No, he won’t. I anticipate ongoing denials from him. He's a piece of shit.

He was prosecuted for clerical errors because he's a beautiful work of nature who's Republican. I wish him a happy life.

R35 Those West Point boys fucked the Gobbler until he was cross-eyed and twitchin'.

Schock is posting lots of pics with his adolescent nephew and friends and seemingly trying to Peter Pan himself back in time. His face paradoxically looks better with the Nazca lines of his forehead Botoxed into oblivion and also worse because it’s starting to look unnaturally modified already. His body is way too mature looking (like he’s in his 40s) for his Botox-and-fillered face.

I guess it’s good for his nephew and friends to be exposed to a homosexual all weekend, though. I’m sure they snicker about him trying to pass for straight when Uncle Aaron isn’t around.

I've been rolling my eyes at his recent IG pics and stories. Dude bro's totes trying to act like he's the best uncle in the whole wide world! Aaron, we've seen the real you. You can cut the crap.

Photos from article at R228

Queerty article...

Why do you keep posting the same article and the same photos? Yes, we see the article and we see the pictures. Throughout the thread.

R231, The LGTBQnation and Queerty articles were just posted on their websites today, and the prior post was dated 4/8.

I wanna watch their sex tape

He's the kind of congressman that central Illinois deserves. But I'm sure those photos will not be published in the Peoria Journal Star anytime soon, since most people don't like finding out that they voted for a complete fraud.

r234 I'm from IL, everyone knows/knew. He was flaming back in HS and never had a real girlfriend. But he was earnest so (older) people supported his campaigns. No one was fooled.

R235, I'm also from Illinois but moved away a long time ago. If everyone knew, how did the gay-hating Republicans decide to vote for someone who was so obviously gay?

R236 Why do you thiink he was so aggressively antigay? They elected him because he was attractivr and pledged to hate gay people. What do they care who he fucks? Republicans know many Republican men fuck men.

R237, I guess that worked for a while. What do they think of Schock now?

It's interesting to compare the cynical politics of Aaron Schock to the message of Mayor Pete, who also comes from the rural Midwest. Pete makes Schock look like a little coward.

The new photos give this title a whole new meaning

D.C. is lousy with closeted homos. A career in politics was a no-brainer for The Cockgobbler. However I am still stunned by the open and vociferously anti-gay positions he took as a congressman. And he was so young! Did he never think he'd want to live a openly gay life one day???!!!! Coming out of the closet is difficult but this f@g did it all wrong. I just can't abide it.

I see death by fisting and meth rocks in his immediate future. And I'm still working on that grease fire.

closet cunt

r240 I’m sure like EVERY member of Congress he had dreams of being POTUS so he was willing to put the hypocrisy of the situation. He was from rural IL yet was a very effective party fundraiser. He had his sights on a high position.

He would have pushed for something big if Ryan had gotten the VP spot in 2012.

There are tons of closet cases on conservative communities, the trick is to conform. Aaron was willing to perform

Oh no, does this mean that he's been cheating on Shea Ledford?!

I'd be embarrassed for him for going to Coachella (A: he's too old and B: of course he couldn't keep his shirt on two seconds), but then I think of all his assholery and I'm not.

It’s just white collar stuff. Not like he killed anybody.

white collar crime is worse

[quote] It’s just white collar stuff. Not like he killed anybody.

We're not even addressing the crime. It's the moral destitution of being a closeted homo who wants to make life harder for other homos. Despicable.

R154 Oh my God, I was at The Cher Show in NYC last night up in the nosebleed seats, and that little midget troll came in and sat two rows in front of me. So I guess he couldn't afford the good seats, either!

He was there with some extreme cane-faced lesbian, and he sat there and chomped down on two boxes of Milk Duds before the show started. Then, after intermission, when he was coming back to his seat, he looked like he was really struggling to walk up the stairs. He was holding on to the rails, and when he got to his seat, he practically fell into it.

He looks just as scary in real life as he does in pictures.

Should’ve thrown, er I mean spilled, your drink on him.

R249 I was tempted to go up and ask him if he paid Aaron to suck his dick.

R250 He would have said “no, Aaron paid me a commission on the wealthy tricks I got him, and I made him suck my sticky little clit to boot.”

I am astonished that Kurian is so proud and public about his endless parade of manwhores. I have never seen anything quite like it, except that Steve Wozencraft who somewhat less frequently shares videos and photos of his prostitutes, such as Austin Wolf.

R252 Ugh. She's so gross. Well, I guess she spent all her cash on the nosebleed seats at The Cher Show last night, because she had to settle for a severe lesbian has her companion.

Why don't we talk about Aaron anymore? Where has he gone?

Aaron is sooooooo irrelevant now.

Gurls! An update!

All those pics that person posted in the article, and not the Coachella one?

I’d still do coke of those exquisite man nipples of his

You mean those big ol' nasty salami tits?

[quote] so proud and public about his endless parade of manwhores. I have never seen anything quite like it

Never ?????

R252, you must live in a very small town. Have you not seen the parade of straight men that only post about their whores? Instagram is littered with men, of all persuasions, showing off their young female conquests, twinks, friends, and what not.

He’s probably a pass around fuck at that gay wannabe a-list “fraternity”, whatever it’s called.

He won’t but I sure do wish he would reveal his little black book contents. Can you imagine?

He got backstage photos with David Furnish and Sam Smith and he follows both on IG. David Furnish follows Aaron Schock. He has to have fucked Elton and D.

He follows Tommy DiDario but TD does not follow him. He follows Paul Ryan, who does not return the favor and nor does Adam Kinzinger.

BINGO! He follows Mike Pence “mentee” Nick Ayers...and guess who follows him back?

Illinois Governor Bruce Rauner follows him back.

Repiglican Steve Scalise follows him back (schock is one of only 340 people he follows).

Rep Tom Graves follows him (one of only 133).

He is one of only 197 people fucking MIKA BRZEZINSKI follows. She was being his publicist during that Morning Joe interview. Knew it.

He is one of 150 people Chris Christie follows.

Tim Tebow does not follow him back.

George P. Bush does follow him back.

Darrell Issa follows him back.

Little Marco and Cory Booker do not follow him back.

He is one of 290 people Rep. David Valadao follows.

He and Baruch Shemtov allegedly fuck so that’s no surprise.

He’s one of only 134 people Jason Chaffetz follows back.

You are all so obsessed with this fucking hot, now likely meth-addled, whore.

Aaron Schock= Enemy of the Gay People!