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COCKBLOCKER SCHOCK GETS OFF

No charges

by Anonymousreply 207Last Tuesday at 3:20 AM

Aw hell naw!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 103/06/2019

How does he have the money to repay anything?

by Anonymousreply 203/06/2019

OP is worse than a self-loathing, corrupt cockgobbling Hitler.

by Anonymousreply 303/06/2019

[quote] COCKBLOCKER SCHOCK GETS OFF

Not on Pornhub, though.

by Anonymousreply 403/06/2019

[quote] OP is worse than a self-loathing, corrupt cockgobbling Hitler.

This headline is more fun.

by Anonymousreply 503/06/2019

As was said numerous times in the other threads, white men who look like Aaron Schock don't go to prison. They cut deals and live to scam and whore another day.

by Anonymousreply 603/06/2019

There is no God. I wanted to see this filthy whore rot in prison.

by Anonymousreply 703/06/2019

Good! He’s too sexy for prison. Beautiful people deserve more rights!

by Anonymousreply 803/06/2019

𝑰𝒏 𝒂 𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒏𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒆𝒎𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒆𝒅𝒔, the public corruption case against Ex-Rep. Aaron Schock ended Wednesday with a deferred prosecution agreement, with no criminal convictions against him, while his campaign committee pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor.

by Anonymousreply 903/06/2019

I guess Mama's mussy won't be getting any caged meat

by Anonymousreply 1003/06/2019

Will he be sashaying back into politics?

by Anonymousreply 1103/06/2019

Unbelievable. I was sure he'd be prosecuted to make an example. Jesse Jackson Jr. and his wife both went to prison for the same "mistake." Schock must have very influential friends. He will continue to live a life of hypocrisy, hedonism and corruption without consequence.

by Anonymousreply 1203/06/2019

Now he's free to live in the closet with Adam Kinzinger!

They'll probably buy a house together in rural Illinois, adopt a few kids, join the Log Cabin Republicans, and make yearly pilgrimages to CPAC to be surrounded by people who hate them.

by Anonymousreply 1303/06/2019

If any of those people on the other Schock threads really DO have Grindr photos of him, now would be the time to leak them by sending to gay blogs or posting them anonymously on Twitter using a high-traffic hashtag.

by Anonymousreply 1403/06/2019

Did she blow the President?

by Anonymousreply 1503/06/2019

The book deal is already done. Plus he is sitting on a shitload of cash. He's got Weho Twinks begging him to rawdog them. He's a big deal with Mosaic crowd. This dude is living the dream.

by Anonymousreply 1603/06/2019

Schock must be disappointed. He was looking forward to being a pass-around bottom bitch in prison.

by Anonymousreply 1703/06/2019

R12 he's a closet case who knows other closet cases. Of course he got off Scott free.

by Anonymousreply 1803/06/2019

I have to wonder if he thinks he'll get another go-round in politics, running as the victim of a partisan witch hunt.

by Anonymousreply 1903/06/2019

I wonder if he threatened to out other powerful guys

by Anonymousreply 2003/06/2019

How is this a surprise? It's unfortunate but not surprising. Karma, however, she's a bitch.

by Anonymousreply 2103/06/2019

According to her natal chart, assuming the birth informatia is correct, she is either now, or will be at some point, very rich.

by Anonymousreply 2203/06/2019

I think the next thing to look out for is how he's going to leverage his personal life. Will he play coy? Will he come out as a conservative, God loving Gay? Will he come out as a former closeted gay who is now reformed and wants to talk about gay issues and helping young gays accept themselves. He has several good and lucrative options. Just headlining the Gay Pride Parades and the gay lecture circuit alone will keep some extra cash and hot twink ass rolling in.

by Anonymousreply 2303/06/2019

[quote]Good! He’s too sexy for prison. Beautiful people deserve more rights!

Agreed 100%. He has a body made for porn.

by Anonymousreply 2403/06/2019

The day he signed that agreement he probably went out that night a got fucked by as many men as he could find to celebrate.

by Anonymousreply 2503/06/2019

See this is the justice system. The privileged never face justice.

by Anonymousreply 2603/06/2019

Democrats say they want criminal justice reform and shorter sentences. This is a start.

by Anonymousreply 2703/06/2019

"Democrats say they want criminal justice reform and shorter sentences"

Criminal justice reform means giving rich people and poor people the same sentences for the same crimes, not letting rich people get off easy. That's what Republicans want.

by Anonymousreply 2803/06/2019

I bet he will reappear again in national politics. People like him always do unless they are sent to prison.

He'll never be elected to the House again, but he'll pop up as a corrupt lobbyist or as an aide to some awful Republican president down the line.

by Anonymousreply 2903/06/2019

Fox News commentator.

by Anonymousreply 3003/06/2019

Lobbyist sounds about right. Ugh.

by Anonymousreply 3103/06/2019

The same sentence for the rich and poor is fine, but what he did is not a situation poor people would ever be involved in. Poor people can't pay huge financial settlements like this. So, the courts more often than not just send them to prison, when they could be sentencing them to work off their fines. That would make things more equitable.

by Anonymousreply 3203/06/2019

Who keeps stinking this thread up with talk about The Poors?

by Anonymousreply 3303/06/2019

I’d like to help him get off.

by Anonymousreply 3403/06/2019

Unfortunately, no more West Point visits for Miss Schock.

by Anonymousreply 3503/06/2019

The next administration with get back to this. Make sure to remind them of it in 2021.

by Anonymousreply 3603/06/2019

I'm sure Adam K just got blasted in the face by Cockgobbler's celebration load.

by Anonymousreply 3703/06/2019

Aaron Schock and Adam Kinzinger. NO HOMO, Bro!

by Anonymousreply 3803/06/2019

[quote]some awful Republican president down the line.

I’m not a grammar expert, but I think this is what they call redundant.

by Anonymousreply 3903/06/2019

[quote] I wonder if he threatened to out other powerful guys

I hope he threatened the wrong powerful closeted gay guy. If so, he will "mysteriously" overdose on meth in a sex dungeon in Weho.

by Anonymousreply 4003/06/2019

Will there be colored lights?

by Anonymousreply 4103/06/2019

[quote]Since leaving Congress, Schock, 37, has divided his time between Peoria and Los Angeles, where he works in real estate development.

This is what we call it now?

by Anonymousreply 4203/06/2019

Does he take meth directly up the ass?

by Anonymousreply 4303/06/2019

This is reprehensible. Simultaneously shocking yet unsurprising. Ryan called in a favor

by Anonymousreply 4403/06/2019

Count down to launch of the Cockgobbler “OnlyFans” page.

by Anonymousreply 4503/06/2019

I am telling you what happened:

1. Schock lured Paul Ryan into the gym while he was in Congress.

2. They fucked.

3. Schock blackmailed Ryan using their sexual relationship as political leverage. He invited TMZ to a gay neighborhood to film him walking in front of gay sex shops, baited them to ask about Ryan so that he could comment on his knowledge of Ryan’s hot body on camera. This was his signal to Ryan that he means business and will expose their fuckytimes if Ryan does not protect him.

4. Schock resigned.

5. Ryan became Speaker of the Hous3 and had everything to lose.

6. Schock was indicted.

7. Ryan, as third in line to the presidency pulled every string to protect him. The potential of this being an open scandal if the protections did not work probably figured into Ryan’s ultimate resignation at the apex of his career.

8. Now that Schock is in the clear thanks to Ryan’s interventions, Ryan will feel safe running for president without Schock’s threat of outing him.

by Anonymousreply 4603/06/2019

R23 He has been on Grindr at least since coming back to DC, and probably also was in West Hollywood. Someone here said he is also pictured on Tumbler with the gay creepy magazine editor who has been getting him famous sex patrons in Beverly Hills. So he is out and all he has left to do is to make the announcement.

My intuition told me he would get off with a slap on the wrist. My intuition also told me he will do a “yep, I’m gay,” and after a too-kind reprimand, the gay media and gay community will ask him to take off his shirt and upon doing so will name him the crown prince of the gay community. He will become the star he always has wanted to be, and he will not suffer karmic consequences. He won’t. Life does not really work that way. Bad people are rewarded for bad behavior.

by Anonymousreply 4703/06/2019

[quote]He will become the star he always has wanted to be, and he will not suffer karmic consequences. He won’t. Life does not really work that way. Bad people are rewarded for bad behavior.

Unfortunately, this.

by Anonymousreply 4803/06/2019

I think he looked tremendous in a jockstrap.

by Anonymousreply 4903/06/2019

Being profligate and wasting taxpayer money will make it very hard for him to rejoin the ranks. He’s going to regarded as almost as bad as a welfare cheat.

by Anonymousreply 5003/06/2019

Oh, r50, what a sweet, naive thing you are...

by Anonymousreply 5103/07/2019

Yes R50 just like Trump’s refusal to release his tax statements publicly worked against him. And his whole empire’s foundation on decades of family felony fraud and tax evasion worked against him. Like that.

by Anonymousreply 5203/07/2019

r40 is correct. We doubt that Missy threatened to 'out' powerful sisters or Missy would quickly stop breathing. Especially if one of them was homosexual Obama, who ordered the murder of Joan Rivers.

Unless, of course, she has it all written down somewhere just in case.....

by Anonymousreply 5303/07/2019

I stopped watching House of Cards during the second season because the plot was preposterously implausible.

Now it pales in comparison to reality.

by Anonymousreply 5403/07/2019

Go Gobbler! 💪💕😘

by Anonymousreply 5503/07/2019

God I love him

by Anonymousreply 5603/07/2019

Lobbyist! There’s an absolute mint to be made pushing the agendas of the morally bankrupt in govt.

by Anonymousreply 5703/07/2019

Well the good news is, we'll still have the Cockgobbler to kick around.

by Anonymousreply 5803/07/2019

BALDING

by Anonymousreply 5903/07/2019

Cockgobbler: Your opportunities to make money shrink.

[Thus whoring internationally, A?]

Mika How old were you when you got elected?

Cockgobbler: To which office? Nineteen to the school board.

by Anonymousreply 6003/07/2019

OK, not near as fun, but can someone explain Sotomayor's opinion on the court case?

Judges don't make law. They interpret law. I don't understand the opinion that judges should not interpret the laws or rules of the House of Representatives. It seems to me that is exactly what they should do.

by Anonymousreply 6103/07/2019

LOL

Mika: You have a lot of issues. With a lot of things. But what did YOU do that you take responsibility for that you could have done differently?

Cockgobbler: There were things that I could have done differently. Look, when you’re the youngest member of Congress, which I was, and very high profile, which I was—NOT ILLEGAL by the way! Being ON THE COVER OF MEN’S HEALTH gets you a lot of attention, but not illegal. Being one of the first members of Congress to be on Instagram gets you a lot of attention.

This delusional asshole narcissist is destined to push Clay Aiken out as Meghan McCain’s token homo.

by Anonymousreply 6203/07/2019

So he takes responsibility for being the youngest and prettiest high-profile corrupt Republican politician. Aaron really is a treasure.

by Anonymousreply 6303/07/2019

R47, not that I doubt you saying he’s been on Grindr, but what I don’t get is that no one has taken a screenshot? No one verified it was him and not someone catfishing.

For all the talk of being on there, none of us have seen a profile.

by Anonymousreply 6403/07/2019

[quote]Being profligate

Wait, so he’s not D&D free?

by Anonymousreply 6503/07/2019

Her pinga is tiny but her hole is huge!

by Anonymousreply 6603/07/2019

R64 That’s fine. Come to DC and look for the profile photo taken from an odd angle that you might overlook the first time you scroll past it. It’s there for the world to see, or at least the city he is visiting at the time.

by Anonymousreply 6703/07/2019

“No one should ever try to take an American’s freedom away.”

—says the guy who voted against people’s right to be married, and against hate crimes protections.

by Anonymousreply 6803/07/2019

Only ugly people should be punished. He deserves to be free!

by Anonymousreply 6903/07/2019

Oh Mary! Lord knows he was too pretty for normal people jail, let alone rich people's jail!!! Now we can make a bitch fest every week of him and watch him slowly bald, age, and become undesirable to the west coast elite.

by Anonymousreply 7003/07/2019

I guess he doesn't have to come out now as part of his defense. If he wants to be adored he'll have to eventually. It's a required step in his penance before everyone forgets he was so anti-LGBT and holds him up as having an inspirational coming out story. If he doesn't got that, what does he got? You can't become a big star just by whoring for the rich and famous, you need to transcend it. Now that he's not going to jail (still can't believe it) what's his 'out' from that? Oh and since he still likes ridiculous pro-Trump stuff on insta he isn't having some come to Jesus political moment. If he wants to be an inspirational gay yet super conservative he can't expect too much traction on that front, he would be up there with the no-name #walkaway fake and the handful of other "gay conservative" figures.

by Anonymousreply 7103/07/2019

Normally, I would dismiss all of the Shock/Ryan stuff as DL fan fiction, but I found it odd that the obviously gay Carter Page also said flat out on MSNBC that if someone tried to indict him, Ryan would get him off. It was on of those weird moments where it seemed that Page was saying it for Ryan's ears, not for the MSNBC audience or Chris Hayes.

by Anonymousreply 7203/07/2019

Paul loves to get Aaron off......

by Anonymousreply 7303/07/2019

He does not BLOCK cock.

by Anonymousreply 7403/07/2019

As much as I'd love the House of Cards fantasy of Schock playing games with Ryan to be true, Schock's stroll down the gayborhood and talk about Ryan's bod was way back in 2012. While his conduct was bad during most of his congressional years, all of the negative articles and investigations that led to his resignation and eventually his indictment a year later didn't start until 2015. Even if he had some advanced notice that it was coming down around him, it wouldn't have been several years of notice (more like months).

I think it's far more likely that all of the travel and activities he's been doing since the trial started helped him get off, so to speak.

by Anonymousreply 7503/07/2019

DL was wrong again.

by Anonymousreply 7603/07/2019

And to add to my R75, I suspect we'll never know anything specific regarding the who or what, sadly. Just vague suspicions.

by Anonymousreply 7703/07/2019

Whatever he had to do to get out of this, I hope we'll see it!

by Anonymousreply 7803/07/2019

White GOP politicians never go to jail over money issues. A Sugar Daddy will come to his rescue and pay everything for him.

What a slime.

by Anonymousreply 7903/07/2019

Preening whore!!! All we can do is savagely and mercilessly shame and scorn him -- everywhere! -- in the unforgiving and relentless manner unique to Datalounge. He must pay for being a closeted cum-dump who did everything he could to damage the rights, well-being and security of gays during his brief time in Congress.

by Anonymousreply 8003/07/2019

Congressman Cockgobbler will celebrate with a case of champagne, and book a (thrice) round the world tour, which will be meticulously documented on Instagram for all his chi- chi friends to ogle. . All paid for by his rich sugar daddy from India.

by Anonymousreply 8103/07/2019

R76 Speak for yourself. Two things I was sure of and correctly called:

—Trump would win.

—Schock would get off scot free.

Two other things of which I am certain, despite any naysayers:

—Schock is gay.

—Schock manipulated Ryan and then blackmailed him.

by Anonymousreply 8203/07/2019

R82, how many naysayers here are there when it comes to Schock being gay? Come on. That's the easiest guess in the world.

by Anonymousreply 8303/07/2019

OP is an idiot.

He's the COCKGOBBLER, not the COCKBLOCKER.

by Anonymousreply 8403/07/2019

r83, seriously, the only person who doesn't think Cockgobbler is gay is Cockgobbler's dad

by Anonymousreply 8503/07/2019

R85 His dad knows.

by Anonymousreply 8603/07/2019

The Government over-charged (come on, 22 felony counts?) and the investigators overreached (inquiries about his sexual orientation were from the McCarthy era). So, skunk gets to go back into the park.

by Anonymousreply 8703/07/2019

r87 = deluded Republican.

by Anonymousreply 8803/07/2019

It’s not illegal to be pretty and on the cover of Men’s Health and on Instagram!

by Anonymousreply 8903/07/2019

Did she perform 'oral love' on Paul Ryan?

by Anonymousreply 9003/07/2019

His face is not as attractive close up as it is from a distance. And his lips have a funny shape to them. He should never let anyone take closeups of him.

by Anonymousreply 9103/07/2019

I feel pretty

Oh, so pretty

I feel pretty and witty and bright!

And I pity

Any girl who isn't me tonight

by Anonymousreply 9203/07/2019

Well now his hooking business can really kick into high gear!

by Anonymousreply 9303/07/2019

According to former federal prosecutors, sources close to the case, and Schock’s legal team, the ex-congressman got off by a mixture of prosecutorial sloppiness, ambiguously worded corruption statutes, and an unwillingness by the U.S. attorney in Chicago to defend the actions of Schock’s initial prosecutors on appeal.

Schock’s attorneys hounded prosecutors and federal investigators for alleged misconduct throughout the case’s four-year history, from asking misleading questions during grand jury testimony to what they called “distasteful and offensive” inquiries into the ex-congressman’s sex life.

Federal investigators, too, were seen as having potentially overstepped in their pursuit of information about Schock’s alleged misuse of taxpayer funds. According to one source close to the case, investigators tasked a Schock staffer to steal documents from his congressional office, which a House of Representatives lawyer alleged amounted to “a solicitation of that employee to steal official records,” a potential violation of the law itself.

by Anonymousreply 9403/07/2019

Wow.

by Anonymousreply 9503/07/2019

It’s Aaron’s world - we all just live in it.

by Anonymousreply 9603/07/2019

Golden child!

by Anonymousreply 9703/07/2019

he needs to go immediately and start a career on Falcon Studios

by Anonymousreply 9803/07/2019

As r91 shows, Aaron is not aging particularly well. The body still looks pretty good, but the dewiness of youth is ebbing away. And while I think most guys look good with facial hair, he's not one of them.

by Anonymousreply 9903/07/2019

Thw whoring seems to be wearing on him.

by Anonymousreply 10003/07/2019

Seriously, his facial hair in R91 is wrong. It's hard to describe just that looks so bad about it, but it sure does.

by Anonymousreply 10103/07/2019

His daddy must really have a tight rough grip on the back of his head when he face fucks Aaron to have worn such a bald spot there.

by Anonymousreply 10203/07/2019

R101 Mandatory convict look.

by Anonymousreply 10303/07/2019

The Daily Beast has the whole story on this piece of work, including what he’s doing now — renovating an office building into a luxury hotel. Given that, and the fact his legal defence would have cost MILLIONS, one has to wonder.

by Anonymousreply 10403/07/2019

He’s so hot.

by Anonymousreply 10503/07/2019

R105 You are simple.

by Anonymousreply 10603/07/2019

I could be slightly sympathetic about his stupidity getting him into so much trouble if not for his voting record. This guy has made some big fucking mistakes and has done a lot of damage.

by Anonymousreply 10703/07/2019

Prosecutorial hubris. Likely not the last time this will cause disappointment to many here.

by Anonymousreply 10803/07/2019

Gays should not have rights. Except for the Gays who paid me $4 million dollars so I can pay back the funds I stole from the public trust.

by Anonymousreply 10903/07/2019

Hyesterical frau queens - you’re all making him go be some modern day Roy Cohnish villain. He did nothing in the grand scheme of things to impede the rights of gays, period. He is now a hot eligible A-gay, and accordingly will have all the amazing privileges thereof. Deal with it.

by Anonymousreply 11003/07/2019

"He did nothing in the grand scheme of things to impede the rights of gays, period."

Yeah, other than vote against gay marriage AND gays in the military

by Anonymousreply 11103/07/2019

Even for you r110, that is an asinine comment.

by Anonymousreply 11203/07/2019

R110 = The Cockgobbler

by Anonymousreply 11303/07/2019

How much cock does Aaron Schock suck now that Aaron Schock does suck cock?

by Anonymousreply 11403/07/2019

We hope something bad happens to her,

by Anonymousreply 11503/08/2019

^^^^ Don't worry, Erna, this weekend I am chopping wood for kindling -- for a huge grease fire.

by Anonymousreply 11603/08/2019

HAY guyyyyyyyyyz, please make a note of it!

by Anonymousreply 11703/08/2019

I'm surprised no one's posted his latest Instagram post:

[quote]Some people live their whole lives not knowing who their true friends are - I got to find out at 33 years old. I am thankful for this. I hope this vindication is as sweet for them as it is for me. A special thank you to my attorney George Terwilliger and his team at McGuire Woods who have become good friends through this process. They never wavered in their belief in my innocence and fought tirelessly for the cause of justice. Two quotes I would reference in speeches while in office that became an echo in my head: “He who wrestles with you, strengthens you” -British Parliamentarian Edmund Burke. And “Gold is tested in the fiery furnace, but acceptable human beings are tested in the furnace of adversity” - Book of Ecclesiastes. I have been strengthened emotionally, physically, mentally, and spiritually through this process. I am choosing to focus on what I’ve learned and how I’m a better person because of it. There is always someone in the world who is having a worse day than you. Don’t let it define you. Smile. Persevere. Carpé Diem.

by Anonymousreply 11803/08/2019

My eyes glazed over by the third sentence. Blah blah BLAH

by Anonymousreply 11903/08/2019

Earlier someone in the comments said, "Yay! Now you can come out!" with some rainbow flag emojis. That must have immediately been deleted.

by Anonymousreply 12003/08/2019

R84 My fervent apologies. Autocorrect (go figure that it picked "Cockblocker")

by Anonymousreply 12103/08/2019

He'll come out when the book comes out.

by Anonymousreply 12203/08/2019

Ummm he wasn't found "innocent." I'm not sure why he's gloating. He just got lucky.

by Anonymousreply 12303/08/2019

[quote][R85] His dad knows.

My dog knows.

by Anonymousreply 12403/08/2019

Nice to see he put his college thesaurus to use, quoting Burke and the Bible. Christ, what a pompous little toad.

by Anonymousreply 12503/08/2019

“He who wrestles with you strengthens you.”

No wonder Aaron is so beefy. He does a lot of dude wrasslin’!

by Anonymousreply 12603/08/2019

[quote]His face is not as attractive close up as it is from a distance.

The stress from the prosecutor trying to imprison him has aged him.

by Anonymousreply 12703/08/2019

He had to stay out of prison. He had to. He has probably six syringes full of hyaluronic acid and botulism toxin in his face. Without access to those, he would age from 37 to 56 in a matter of six months. So, you see, he had to.

Also, would he have even had access to Propecia in prison?

And Instagram? Have a heart, guys. He would literally die without Instagram.

by Anonymousreply 12803/08/2019

I’d like to hear more about his famous sex partners. I know he lived on the property of rich gay patrons back in his numb-fuck IL district. So is he selling ass to pay bills or just fucking for fun? I can’t imagine him affording the West Hollywood life without selling something.

by Anonymousreply 12903/08/2019

R129 He’s still in a bind, but now of a different sort. He has whored, and in recent months he was very bold about doing it. Especially shocking is the Instagram story he posted with a ‘personal trainer’/prostitute/OnlyFans performer thanking him for working him out or making him sweat or something. If he is going to run for office again, those connections will come up during the campaign.

He posted a backstage photo with Sam Smith captions “It is Him,” which could be a fan photo, but then he followed with this one that comes across more as a flirtation with someone he actually has some relationship with. Unless he expects Smith to look at his Instagram story, there’s no sense in him having posted this publicly for all to see.

And then...

by Anonymousreply 13003/08/2019

(Sam Smith or “John” Smith?)

by Anonymousreply 13103/08/2019

...and then there’s this. Schock has posted many photos with his former congressional interns, and especially...

by Anonymousreply 13203/08/2019

...especially this former intern, Ryan, with whom he has had a very public flirtation. If Schock really plans ro run for office, then if his opponent has half a brain, they will be sure to ask questions about Schock’s ethics first and foremost, and that should include his publicized flaunting of fucking his former congressional interns, as well as his probable prostitution.

And if he has actually exchanged sex for currency, which is probable, then he had better tread lightly on the fame whoring lest anyone continue to probe into his behaviors. His acquittal of 24 felony counts is contingent upon him “staying out of legal trouble for six months.” That means if he is caught doing anything else illegal within six months, he violated the ruling. (That then begs the question of...what happens after six months? Is this a court’s way of authorizing him to commit felonious acts after a six-month window of good behavior?)

by Anonymousreply 13303/08/2019

In case anyone is foolish enough to believe that the photo in R133 may have just been Schock going on an innocent, skin-bearing hike in an inmocent and appropriate reunion with his former employee, it should be noted that the reunion moved to the pool, where his gay former intern framed them looking like any other narcissitic gay couple.

by Anonymousreply 13403/08/2019

And it should be noted that this intern authored an op-ed claiming that his former boss/apparent fuck buddy was victimized—victimized, I tell ya!—because he is a “young, successful Republican.”

“This summer I worked as an unpaid intern in U.S. Rep. Aaron Schock's Washington, D.C., office...He also took us out on an "intern night" to further show his appreciation – nothing out of ordinary practice for a congressman expressing gratitude for his interns' work. I'm not going to allow anyone to smear the reputation of one of the most hard-working and kind individuals I've had the pleasure of meeting and working for. Ryan Carballido, Peoria.”

Bow-chicka-wow-wow!

All on the up and up.

As a Republican, somehow his sleazy ways will end up working in his favor. I wonder how much money it’ll take for loving little Mr. Carballido to sing.

by Anonymousreply 13503/08/2019

Blast from the past.

by Anonymousreply 13603/08/2019

Here’s the Cockgoblin Aaron thanking Nick Sandell “FOR THE PUMP.”

by Anonymousreply 13703/08/2019

Here’s Sandell’s Twitter account, which appears to exist only to hawk his OnlyFans account.

Wonder what he pumped for Aaron.

by Anonymousreply 13803/08/2019

Nick Sandell, personal pumper for Cockgobbler.

by Anonymousreply 13903/08/2019

Another look at Aaron’s workout equipment.

by Anonymousreply 14003/08/2019

So does Schock have the balls to come out of the closet, or is he one of those who don't like labels?

by Anonymousreply 14103/08/2019

He’ll come out, and it won’t be good for anyone. His whole defense, and even that of his flamboyant former intern/fuck buddy Ryan, is that he was persecuted for being a Republican. So he can’t come out as gay and not Republican at this point. Which means if he does come out as gay, then he will become the most high-profile representative of gay Republicans, and stupid fucking gay men will follow their stupid fucking dicks and follow him as they followed Milo Yiannopoulos and drift toward the right. They will. So this is bad.

At the same time, Schock was very critical of Trump and the Republican party while under indictment, so if he comes out as gay and claims to adhere to the party and be a Trump supporter, he is setting himself up to be a RINO, which could backfire for him.

The ultimate bottom line though is that he will use his looks to the extent he can—which means lots more gratuitous body shots to come since his face is a four—to regain influence and favor. He may aspire at this point to a career like Lindsey Graham’s. He really should just opt out and cash in by getting a big stunt porn paycheck and then disappear from public view, but the guy is incredibly fucking narcissistic and stupid and will set himself up for another humiliating fall soon enough, but not before doing some damage. He’s out for revenge because he truly thinks he was wronged by a system set up to work against him because he was in his view a bold, beautiful, young, fabulous superstar and everyone else was jealous.

by Anonymousreply 14203/08/2019

The Cockgoblin has also posted photos with this person, Nikki Valentine, whose bio says she was a finalist on The Voice, but who kind of presents herself as...well, a porn star or a prostitute. He has taken photos with her in Brazil and in Hollywood.

With Nikki Valentine in this photo is Israeli gay white party promoter/DJ/naked model/prostitute Eliad Cohen, with whom the Cockgoblin has taken photos while partying.

by Anonymousreply 14303/09/2019

L to R: Aaron, Nikki, some dude who doesn’t seem like a hooker so why is he there, Cohen.

by Anonymousreply 14403/09/2019

Aaron’s friend Eliad, who is definitely not gay and who definitely is not a sex worker!

by Anonymousreply 14503/09/2019

Did Aaron teach Nikki how to eat a banana?

by Anonymousreply 14603/09/2019

In Brazil getting to know the local businessmen...

by Anonymousreply 14703/09/2019

Dear Aaron Schock:

Do not run for office. You will be so fucking humiliated by how you’ve lived your life in recent years. It’s one thing to be gay. It’s another thing to be whoring yourself in a high profile way with professional high-profile whores.

Seriously, just do porn. Get the money, pay back the money you stole, thank your lucky stars you got the white get out of jail free card, and go live quietly off the grid until people forget who you are.

Sincerely,

Your Best Interests

by Anonymousreply 14803/09/2019

One more of Aaron’s friend who is NOT a sex worker.

by Anonymousreply 14903/09/2019

If a low-grade whore can be First Lady, I can be a Congressman again! Or even a Senator!

by Anonymousreply 15003/09/2019

R142 is 100% spot-on.

So stay tuned....

by Anonymousreply 15103/09/2019

Someone should reach out to Ryan Carballido to provide us some deep background info.

by Anonymousreply 15203/09/2019

[quote]go live quietly off the grid until people forget who you are.

I'd rather die! Remember to follow me on Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Tumblr, Grindr, Hornet and Scruff where I'm back to posting incessantly now that I've been VINDICATED!!! Woo hooooooooo!!! If you see me out in public (usually at SUR or Pump or Villa Blanca or Barry's Bootcamp) please do not hesitate to ask me for a selfie! I just ask that you please FaceTune & tag me XOXO) The bitch is back!

by Anonymousreply 15303/09/2019

Aaron, Mark and Ryan on a “fun afternoon” of church and then _________________.

by Anonymousreply 15403/09/2019

@aaronschock vendicted!

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 15503/09/2019

OMG you guyzzzz, it had been like literally KILLING me to stay off social media for all that time!!!! MURDER! So unfair! I mean, HELLO!? I'm a millennial! The youngest guy ever elected to Congress, lest you forget! We need to be liked and followed and hearted and tagged and subscribed to! I have like SO MUCH pent-up posting to do now, and I'm gonna make sure to THROW IT IN YOUR FACES, BITCHEZZZZZZ! WOOT! Y'all are just a bunch of HATERS trying to break my stride! Now who's ready for Act Two!?

by Anonymousreply 15603/09/2019

I can’t wait for this sexy whore’s Act 2.

by Anonymousreply 15703/09/2019

[quote] I can’t wait for this sexy whore’s Act 2.

Only if it is the FINAL act and it involves fisting, meth rocks and disco lights.

by Anonymousreply 15803/09/2019

R158 Been there, did that in Act 1. Here she is with an MTV reality star and a “model/professional raver” in Miami Beach. (This is while indicted, mind you. He had a more fabulous life under federal charges than even Roger Stone has.)

by Anonymousreply 15903/09/2019

Duck lips—check

Gay personal trainer companion—check

Gay “training” client—check

Meth, disco ball, fists all occurred off camera. But make no mistake...

by Anonymousreply 16003/09/2019

...Aaron’s ‘personal trainer’ friend advertising services...

by Anonymousreply 16103/09/2019

He doesn’t block cocks. He gobbles them.

And there are always high charges. I mean, “consulting fees.”

by Anonymousreply 16203/09/2019

He's a lying piece of shit! This queen is still saying -- in 2019 -- that he's never seen "Downton Abbey"! We can only hope his oversized sense of entitlement and preening hubris lands him in trouble sooner rather than later.

by Anonymousreply 16303/09/2019

He turned it on once, R163, but couldn’t focus on it with the dicks sliding in and out of his ass and mouth, so technically he saw it but he never watched it.

by Anonymousreply 16403/09/2019

We still hope something bad happens to her!

by Anonymousreply 16503/09/2019

Oh God I hope he's stupid enough to attempt to run for political office in IL.

This shit is ALL gonna come out. With receipts.

by Anonymousreply 16603/09/2019

W&W for r164.

"*slurp* I saw it. *gag* But I never watched it! *gulp*"

by Anonymousreply 16703/09/2019

Stop wishing for his demise or imprisonment.

He’s hot, and he needs to make porn NOW before his looks fade.

by Anonymousreply 16803/09/2019

Aaron should convert to Judaism ASAP so that he can cover that bald spot with a yarmulke.

by Anonymousreply 16903/09/2019

He continues to repost #vindicated pictures.

Every time I see a candid photo of him, I am reminded that that famous Men’s Health cover barely resembles his real face.

by Anonymousreply 17003/09/2019

Maybe he's high on the attention and, perhaps, really high. Maybe he will do a "Chris Burrows."

by Anonymousreply 17103/09/2019

^^^ We can only hope. Plan B is a raging grease fire.

by Anonymousreply 17203/09/2019

he go-pro-ed a session with ryan and threatened to release it on pornhub. Ryan relented and now Aaron is free take all the cocks he can in Weho

by Anonymousreply 17303/13/2019

How many different dicks do you think he has touched since he was let go a couple of weeks ago? Do you think one a day is an overestimate? He has posted photos at the gay Barry’s Bootcamp in West Hollywood, shirtless with his former intern and with that (porn star? Not sure what to call him.) Eliad Cohen, who is always naked to promote his white parties. So I think it’s not an exaggeration—really—to assume he probably sucked off his two buddies and drank their loads with some bubbly to celebrate immediately, and the gay couple who own Barry’s probably through him a gang bang orgy party to celebrate his clemency. So that would be at least one PrEPped-up steroidal gay for every day. He was in DC for press the day he was let off, so he probably got off with Kenzinger on that day, and probably had an obligatory fuck with one or two of his down-low Indian sugar daddies. Oh, and the creepy Beverly Hills troll posted a photo with Aaron and the intern-fuckbud saying that they filled his tummy, so there’s that. Aaron must be drained as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 17403/15/2019

I doubt the little weasel will ever come out. He's planning some sort of comeback and you can't be a gay Republican. The thing is, it was hardly a secret before that he sucked dick, but as long as he didn't admit to it, it was okay. Everyone knows Lindsey Graham is gay, too.

by Anonymousreply 17503/15/2019

Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman will be in jail and Aaron Schock will be out free running around brunching in Weho, taking gym classes at Barry's, and hanging out with Insta-stars.

by Anonymousreply 17603/15/2019

As it should be, R176!

by Anonymousreply 17703/15/2019

So Eliad Cohen is in DC tonight hosting a “Papa Party,” which is where the guys with steroids who say they are on PrEP go. Is Aaron there with him out in the open? Is he backstage snorting coke and having boys brought to him for gross backroom sex? Is he wearing a mask so that no one will recognize him as he sits around shirtless with his big broad boobs hanging out, or are they just picking oblivious 20 year olds who won’t have any idea they’re being taken back to get blown by a congressman who voted to take away their rights? What is going down in DC today?

by Anonymousreply 178Last Saturday at 12:43 AM

When he talks his mouth even reminds me of Aaron. Do they have the same Botox docs?

by Anonymousreply 179Last Saturday at 12:46 AM

What pseudonym(s) does Aaron use to pick up his PrEP prescriptions?

by Anonymousreply 180Last Saturday at 12:48 AM

R180 C.G. Schockenawe, obviously.

by Anonymousreply 181Last Saturday at 12:57 AM

Allegedly, Aaron is actually more of a top but he of course will take a hard dicking when a job calls for it.

by Anonymousreply 182Last Saturday at 2:38 AM

I am going to start a support group for gays who fantasize about Aaron Schock being a top.

by Anonymousreply 183Last Saturday at 5:22 AM

Aaron Schock: The Weho Whore

by Anonymousreply 184Last Saturday at 5:59 AM

Aaron Schock: We Who Whore

We Ho, Inc.—Aaron Schock, Founder and CEO; Intern Ryan; Adam K. and Eliad C., Consulting Whores

by Anonymousreply 185Last Saturday at 6:03 AM

Minor update: Aaron just followed this hot little piece of ass, which means someone introduced them and they fucked.

by Anonymousreply 186Last Sunday at 10:26 AM

Dey fukkin

by Anonymousreply 187Last Sunday at 10:32 AM

Does that mean I get to fuck anyone I follow?

by Anonymousreply 188Last Sunday at 10:46 AM

R188 Only if you belong to the same club, like the Congressional Closeted Cockgobblers Club, or C4.

by Anonymousreply 189Last Sunday at 10:51 AM

Broadway actor, good pr-first boyfriend material

by Anonymousreply 190Last Sunday at 10:52 AM

I’m not only the president of C4’s DC chapter, but I’m also a client!

by Anonymousreply 191Last Sunday at 10:53 AM

Is he still against gay marriage? Fraud, hypocritical criminal piece of shit.

by Anonymousreply 192Last Sunday at 11:52 AM

Schock is trying to blame "Obama holdover prosecutors" on his own crimes. Thanks, asshole scum Trump. Your failed excuses have trickled down to the failed Repig scum like Aaron Schock.

by Anonymousreply 193Last Sunday at 11:58 AM

R192 Yeth, he is still opposedth to gay marriage.

Also, his best friends are the gay couple who own Barry’s Bootcamp (They are married with a daughter!), and a former intern, who is gay, and whom he works out with shirtless at Barry’s Gay Bootcamp, and who posts photos with him shirtless in pools, shirtless hiking and...you get the picture.

Also, he now hangs out with gay Sam Smith and gay Elton John and David Furnish and goes to a gay megachurch in West Hollywood, where he lives.

And his other best friend is Eliad Cohen, a gay white party promoter, quasi porn star and probable gay escort for very wealthy men in Hollywood.

And yes, still in line with the GOP and Trump and still against gay marriage.

by Anonymousreply 194Last Sunday at 12:00 PM

Aaron Schock: Lying piece of shit. Letting him off the hook for his crimes is a travesty of justice. He belongs in prison.

Ex.-Rep. Aaron Schock says he shouldn't have resigned, won't rule out return to politics:

by Anonymousreply 195Last Sunday at 12:01 PM

R195 It’ll be fun if he runs again. He definitely will have to come out. And it’ll be a test of morality and integrity for the gay community and the gay media. Will they suck his dick because of his body, or will they rightfully condemn him? Either way, he’ll definitely have to confront his sexuality.

by Anonymousreply 196Last Sunday at 12:07 PM

Someone needs to take some compromising photos of the Schock piece of lying shit. And they don't have to be explicit sexual photos, just something of him in a gay bar, at a gay party, kissing a guy...something that forces him out of the closet and humiliates him badly, very badly.

by Anonymousreply 197Last Sunday at 12:09 PM

R197 TMZ videotaped him strolling through a gay neighborhood with rainbow flags and sex shops all around him.

But compromising material abounds.

by Anonymousreply 198Last Sunday at 12:11 PM

He'll go undercover (literally) for GOP operatives and release a sex tape of him with Mayor Pete.

by Anonymousreply 199Last Sunday at 12:26 PM

He should do porn, cash in, go away.

by Anonymousreply 200Last Sunday at 12:27 PM

R198. That videotape of Schock sreolling through a gay neighborhood was when he was still in Congress denying his sexual orientation. I mean someone has to photograph him now and expose his life in the closet showing he has been lying all along.

by Anonymousreply 201Last Sunday at 1:03 PM

R201 Dude, have you seen his Instagram? His IG stories are 10 times gayer than any of mine ever have been, and I have been out all my life. He constantly posts shirtless photos working out in a gay gym in West Hollywood with well-known gay men, with Elton John and Sam Smith, with a weird queeny owner of a magazine, with his gay congressional intern. Tagged in West Hollywood, at gay Barry’s Bootcamp, with the gay couple who own Barry’s Bootcamp. He is completely transparent, or at least he was while he was indicted. He has stopped posting that kind of pic since he was let off. But the pictures he put out will be out there forever.

by Anonymousreply 202Last Sunday at 1:07 PM

He used to be against the gay agenda but now he's all for it: wake up late, go to brunch in Weho, go to Barry's Boot Camp, disco nap, end the night at the Abbey with the boys, go home with a boy, repeat...

by Anonymousreply 203Last Sunday at 6:26 PM

r203, I do NOT thupport the gay agenda!

by Anonymousreply 204Last Sunday at 6:29 PM

He’s a bareback top daddy who offsets the lost control over his own life by controlling his tricks. Like Andy Cohen. Bottom bitch for anyone who dominates him, but psychologically he likes to put other guys in vulnerable positions because he feels like he hasn’t been treated fairly by life. Injecting his DNA into young guys helps him justify in his mind his gay shame because he tells himself that he is spreading his seed like a real man, just avoiding the pitfalls of getting a woman pregnant. He is fucked up in the head.

by Anonymousreply 205Last Tuesday at 2:19 AM

R199, Mayor Pete wouldn’t have anything to do with him.

by Anonymousreply 206Last Tuesday at 3:13 AM

Let’s hope not, R206.

by Anonymousreply 207Last Tuesday at 3:20 AM
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