COCKGOBBLER AARON SCHOCK CHARGES DROPPED!

New boyfriend did it.

Yep, they are dropping all charges against the Aron Schock if he just pays back the money the IRS is asking for.

The cockgobbler lives. Walks away with a clean record.

Presumedly cockgobbler's cockgobblee will be flitting that bill too.

Goddammit

Innocent, free, and clear, and still not gay.

I was bulking up in case things got all "OZ" for me, but now all I have for my troubles is a great body.

I feel like going out and celebrating! (So where did I put that turquoise belt?....)

I'm trying to reconcile this with the Jessie Jackson, Jr. case. Jackson went to prison.

"The Jacksons pleaded guilty to federal charges in February 2013 and were sentenced in August of that year; he looted about $750,000 from his campaign treasury over several years and she failed to report much of the money on tax returns. He spent the money on vacations, furs, celebrity memorabilia, everyday goods and two mounted elk heads."

Turquoise belt will be at his garage sale.

r7 yeah but he was black so...

Aaron has (workout) friends in high places.

It's a court in Chicago. The "fix" was in.

The Cockgobbler skates!

Jackson's crime was venal, Shock's crime was aesthetic. He used the money to make his office look like Downton Abbey.

And some people actually wondered why he spent all that time going all over the place to meet the rich and powerful while he had this hanging over his head... LOL.

It wasn't all that much money. he should have written a check years ago. He has family money.

The reporting on this calls it "surprising" and " stunning"

[Quote]In a surprise move for a high-profile public corruption case, federal prosecutors in Chicago have agreed to drop all charges against former U.S. Rep. Aaron Schock if he pays back money he owes to the Internal Revenue Service and his campaign fund.

[Quote]The stunning deal, known as a deferred prosecution agreement, was announced Wednesday during what was supposed to be a routine status hearing for Schock before U.S. District Judge Matthew Kennelly.

[Quote]It wasn't all that much money. he should have written a check years ago. He has family money.

He would if that is what they wanted. They were pursuing him for multiple felonies before they abruptly changed their mind and agreed to this deal.

She knew how to use that mancunt.

White conservative gets away with it once again. Very disappointing.

How long before he runs again as a victim of an overreaching government?

[quote] White conservative gets away with it once again.

He’s white?

Does he get to keep the furniture?

This is infuriating, because it shows that the law just won’t apply to conservatives. Even the former child molestic Speaker (not Ryan) got a light sentence. We know Trump isn’t going anywhere.

This was an easy open and close case, yet this guy travels around the world like an 18 yr old on a gap year. I’m going to need some serious ethics reform in the country because the corrupt and hateful keep in winning.

Molesting*

Hastert

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How many affluent Cocks can he Gobble to get the money in time?!

Please let him start making gay porn!

I'd watch him!! w/ Paul Ryan and Adam Kinzinger!!!!!!!!!!!!! or solo.

[quote]This is infuriating, because it shows that the law just won’t apply to conservatives.

The law doesn't apply to rich white men, whatever their ideology.

*speechless*

His mancunt must have saved him.

R30, are you also R18?

He, or rather the Justice Dept, is being roasted over Twitter for this. Hardly the exoneration Cockgobbler was hoping for, he's infamous now.

The right wing and conservative lobby will embrace him with wide open arms. A criminal asshole who didn't get charged.

Why would they embrace him, he's a useless faggot to them now.

Just one more criminal, and WE let it pass.

The next administration will reopen this shit. Just make sure to demand it in January 2021. He's a fucking criminal. I'm tired of everyone getting away with blatant corruption -- in this case, embezzlement, essentially.

I’d rather he stay out of prison and make porn.

[quote][R30], are you also [R18]?

No, but obviously R18 is a very astute gentleman.

Ungrateful, cunty Cockgobbler, upon hearing the decision:

"I continue to ask, where was the oversight and supervision when my indictment was initiated? It should not have taken four years, two US Attorny offices, three judges, and millions of dollars in costs to the taxpayers and myself to come to this conclusion."

cumming!!!

She will NEVER admit she has done something wrong.

Honest question, what does he actually do for money now?

And yes, "all-American", rich, white guy getting off with no jail time is not news.

We're pretty sure she is being kept.

He went from being a whore for Republican lobbyists to being a whore. It required little adjustment.

Jeez, I know I am late to the white privlage party but this is exhibit A.

He was totally guilty.

He IS GUILTY. But in the ERA of the man in the white house....

Holy squeaky clean hole shit!

Schock hadn't posted on his twitter account since Oct 18. 2016 until today.

Is he serious about running again? He got VERY lucky avoiding time behind bars. If I were Aaron, I'd stay far away from D.C. and use my second chance for anything else.

Two recent comments on Schock's most recent instagram post, it sure looks like DL is following his instagram.

budecarlos666

Hey dickhead...accept your crooked good fortune and be on your way. Stay the fuck out of politics and shut your mouth. Cocksucker.

kyle_jordan_smith

Wow, you got away with it. All criminal charges dropped. What a privileged piece of garbage. Will you at least come out of the closet publicly and renounce your support of the Republican Party? Who is paying for all these trips? How did you get the justice department to drop your charges? Something just doesn’t seem right.

Gosh, I guess we shouldn’t get our hopes up for the Mueller Report either

Faggot.

Very profound thought there, R52.

SMH.

yum...

It looks like he just asked that Navy Seal if his gear comes in any other colors.

Gobble Gobble Gobble!

^ As you can see, the cockgobbler sucked that cock so hard it bled.

Anyone else notice he has been acting as if he were CERTAIN this would be the outcome? Not nervous. Not apprehensive. Certain.

His primary whine was that it took so long. I wonder if the DOJ knew this would be the result and they dragged it out to punish him that much more. Poor thing was left dangling while his youth and beauty slipped away.

Gang bang at Aaron's place tonight!!

Has it been established whether Paul Ryan topped him, or vice-versa?

Yes, r61.

ON Morning Joe!!! NOW!!!

Wearing Dark colors. LOL

This morning, I came thinking about him sucking off Paul Ryan.

Kinziger, Adam is on Morning Joe now as well!!! How funny. He and Aaron must of shared a room last night!! Let the scandal begin!!

ooops! My Bad! Aaron is in NYC and Adam in DC. Sorry

Not as sorry as I am, r67.

lol!

[Quote]must of shared a room

Sorry, r66, but we can't let this slip by.

Now THAT'S how you suck dick !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How, r71?

A reminder of how he got his start ten years ago.

IGHC.

He's going to run again! Entitlement to the max! He scraped by without being prosecuted, and now he wants back into the money pit to keep embezzling!

But isn't his district now Adam Schiff's? He's spending most of his time in WeHo, after all.

DLers never cease to surprise me. I love those of you who were naïve enough to think that he was going to jail. I also love those of you who are trying so desperately to mask your lust for this guy through righteous indignation.

I can't believe our justice system would give him a slap on the wrist, as you wipe up your soggy holes and beg your cocks to soften.

I expect he spends about 5 minutes a month in Peoria - just enough time to say he still lives there and can represent them in Congress.

If he runs as a straight Republican again, he'll be an even bigger joke than he already is. But if he wants a future as an elected official, he can't come out because of his record.

Did Adam Kinz and Aaron ever really hangout in personal life?

Bitchy comments people! We need bitchy comments!

let's see his dick!

R80 Aaron speaks!

[Quote]I have been strengthened emotionally, physically, mentally, and spiritually through this process. I am choosing to focus on what I’ve learned and how I’m a better person because of it. There is always someone in the world who is having a worse day than you. Don’t let it define you. Smile. Persevere. Carpé Diem.

I'm sure he blames the "gay agenda" liberals for his woes. I doubt he's coming out of the closet. He'll just continue being a glass-closet "gay ally."

Well I left my bitchy comment on his IG! Countdown to banning in 3...2...1...

I wonder who all the syncophants in the comments are who take him at his word this was just an innocent mistake and not a massive case of blatant grifting. It's only a mistake when you get caught.

So did I, r83. Are you vom2themax or davistylerb?

Watching him play the victim on both MSNBC and Instagram is truly stomach-churning. NO self-awareness whatsoever. Steer clear, boys!

He already blocked me lol. Quick trigger finger on that little queen!

I now get "Sorry, this page isn't available." Is that just me? I asked him if he was now ready to ascend to his position as one of Instagram's Gorgeous Gay Bodybuilders.

Can the rest of you still get to his IG page?

That means you're blocked, R88.

I pray that this ordeal has scared him straight.

He should hook up with another DL Non-Fave, Dr. Jake. They could cry in each other's muscly arms as they pontificated at length about how much they have to be grateful for in a world that really and justifiably hates them.

HAY guyz, I'm a bossy bossy bottom & if I get re-elected I'm gonna have this website shut down to the GROUND! Never have I seen a crueler place than this vile pit of trollery! You fucked with the WRONG one! Three snaps and a twirl--don't GO THERE, girl!

If that’s really all that you said, R88, that’s funny and not really THAT catty. Aaron should have just laughed that off. Guess he doesn’t want anything suggesting gayness on his Instagram.

Like OMG and another thing! All of you HATERS who turned your backs on me are gonna regret it now that I'm VINDICATED & back on social media and TV! You're gonna WISH you were my friend!!!! HOW DARE YOU turn your backs on me! Don't you know who I AM!? If you weren't there for me at my lowest, you can't be...something something something

Aaron wrote in Instagram

[quote] “Gold is tested in the fiery furnace, but acceptable human beings are tested in the furnace of adversity” - Book of Ecclesiastes.

He's quoting the Book of Ecclesiastes? He must be very religious....or...or... He's Running Again!

Please he found it in a book of inspirational quotes.

R80 Here's some snarky comments he hasn't yet deleted:

[Bold]mward212So you had sex with the prosecutors?[/bold]

lalasuncleadamI hope that you’ll have frank discussions with the LGBTQ community in WeHo about your voting record on LGBTQ issues while in Congress, now that you’re free to resume your life. You owe them that.

ugottacrushCool. Now come out.

uofmguy423Yay! Now you can finally come out!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

shuffletobfloI guess ignorance of ethics and election finance rules is something you get congratulated for nowadays.

oh brother

[quote] DLers never cease to surprise me. I love those of you who were naïve enough to think that he was going to jail. I also love those of you who are trying so desperately to mask your lust for this guy through righteous indignation.

You're nuts! Every other dude in NYC or LA is better looking that this putz! He may be an object of lust for closet queens in flyover states but to the rest of us he's a balding dwarf whose looks rate a 6 at most. His character rates a -97. He represents everything I despise in a person -- he is self-loathing, has no conscience, harbors malice towards others, greedy, narcissistic and arrogant.

I find this whole thing disgusting. Ultimately he gets off because his legal team was prepared to argue that the prosecution had a homophobic bias against him. After he spent his time in Congress exhibiting a homophobic bias against us.

Are you saying he's a Peoria 10, R99?

And he's NOT vindicated. He is guilty of criminal conduct. He should be in prison. The prosecutors have just declined to prosecute him, they've done law-abiding citizens a grave injustice. He is the beneficiary of undeserved favor and good fortune.

[quote] Are you saying he's a Peoria 10, [R99]?

I've never been to Peoria. But I find it hard to believe he is a 10 anywhere. You have to be at least average male height to be a "10." l

A Peoria 8 1/2 perhaps?

Is it normal for someone with an overwhelming sense of entitlement to suffer from a victim complex on the flip side when things don't go his way? Or do those two pathologies exist and express themselves separately within Aaron?

[quote] Or do those two pathologies exist and express themselves separately within Aaron

Well, Cockgobbler AND Donald 'Witch Hunt' Trump, at least.

budecarlos666 obviously someone from DL

Spewing more lies on Fox News:

Blaming his staff. He really is Trump Jr.

He is not Donald Jr. Please. So much better looking than no chin giraffe killer!!

That's not who I was referring to.

Self-loathing trash.

He hates the gay in him, and loves gays in him.

He's so deep.

Said AS's top.

[quote]Carpé Diem.

Oh, dear, Aaron.

This is wrong.

Schock-ingly wrong.

He fell out of the news cycle pretty quick. Just sayin...

How tall is he anyways?

^ Whatever his height, he is still a complete shit.

On a related note, I've taken shits bigger than the gobbler.

He knew he wasn’t going to prison all along, and that’s why he seemed so completely unaffected during the last few months.

[quote] He knew he wasn’t going to prison all along, and that’s why he seemed so completely unaffected during the last few months.

He was too busy gobbling cocks to worry about what was to come.