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COCKGOBBLER AARON SCHOCK CHARGES DROPPED!

Breaking...

by Anonymousreply 11903/13/2019
Prosecutors in Chicago to drop charges against former U.S. Rep. Aaron Schock if he pays back IRS, campaign

In a surprise move for a high-profile public corruption case, federal prosecutors in Chicago have agreed to drop all charges against former U.S. Rep. Aaron Schock if he pays back money he owes to the Internal Revenue Service and his campaign fund.

by Anonymousreply 103/06/2019

New boyfriend did it.

by Anonymousreply 203/06/2019

Yep, they are dropping all charges against the Aron Schock if he just pays back the money the IRS is asking for.

The cockgobbler lives. Walks away with a clean record.

by Anonymousreply 303/06/2019

Presumedly cockgobbler's cockgobblee will be flitting that bill too.

by Anonymousreply 403/06/2019

Goddammit

by Anonymousreply 503/06/2019

Innocent, free, and clear, and still not gay.

I was bulking up in case things got all "OZ" for me, but now all I have for my troubles is a great body.

I feel like going out and celebrating! (So where did I put that turquoise belt?....)

by Anonymousreply 603/06/2019

I'm trying to reconcile this with the Jessie Jackson, Jr. case. Jackson went to prison.

"The Jacksons pleaded guilty to federal charges in February 2013 and were sentenced in August of that year; he looted about $750,000 from his campaign treasury over several years and she failed to report much of the money on tax returns. He spent the money on vacations, furs, celebrity memorabilia, everyday goods and two mounted elk heads."

Prison term ending for Jesse Jackson Jr.

His-and-her sentences: Jesse Jackson Jr. completes his prison term; soon his wife Sandi must surrender

by Anonymousreply 703/06/2019

Turquoise belt will be at his garage sale.

by Anonymousreply 803/06/2019

r7 yeah but he was black so...

by Anonymousreply 903/06/2019

Aaron has (workout) friends in high places.

by Anonymousreply 1003/06/2019

It's a court in Chicago. The "fix" was in.

by Anonymousreply 1103/06/2019

The Cockgobbler skates!

by Anonymousreply 1203/06/2019

Jackson's crime was venal, Shock's crime was aesthetic. He used the money to make his office look like Downton Abbey.

by Anonymousreply 1303/06/2019

And some people actually wondered why he spent all that time going all over the place to meet the rich and powerful while he had this hanging over his head... LOL.

by Anonymousreply 1403/06/2019

It wasn't all that much money. he should have written a check years ago. He has family money.

by Anonymousreply 1503/06/2019

The reporting on this calls it "surprising" and " stunning"

[Quote]In a surprise move for a high-profile public corruption case, federal prosecutors in Chicago have agreed to drop all charges against former U.S. Rep. Aaron Schock if he pays back money he owes to the Internal Revenue Service and his campaign fund.

[Quote]The stunning deal, known as a deferred prosecution agreement, was announced Wednesday during what was supposed to be a routine status hearing for Schock before U.S. District Judge Matthew Kennelly.

Prosecutors in Chicago to drop charges against former U.S. Rep. Aaron Schock if he pays back IRS, campaign

In a surprise move for a high-profile public corruption case, federal prosecutors in Chicago have agreed to drop all charges against former U.S. Rep. Aaron Schock if he pays back money he owes to the Internal Revenue Service and his campaign fund.

by Anonymousreply 1603/06/2019

[Quote]It wasn't all that much money. he should have written a check years ago. He has family money.

He would if that is what they wanted. They were pursuing him for multiple felonies before they abruptly changed their mind and agreed to this deal.

by Anonymousreply 1703/06/2019

She knew how to use that mancunt.

by Anonymousreply 1803/06/2019

White conservative gets away with it once again. Very disappointing.

by Anonymousreply 1903/06/2019

How long before he runs again as a victim of an overreaching government?

by Anonymousreply 2003/06/2019

[quote] White conservative gets away with it once again.

He’s white?

by Anonymousreply 2103/06/2019

Does he get to keep the furniture?

by Anonymousreply 2203/06/2019

This is infuriating, because it shows that the law just won’t apply to conservatives. Even the former child molestic Speaker (not Ryan) got a light sentence. We know Trump isn’t going anywhere.

This was an easy open and close case, yet this guy travels around the world like an 18 yr old on a gap year. I’m going to need some serious ethics reform in the country because the corrupt and hateful keep in winning.

by Anonymousreply 2303/06/2019

Molesting*

Hastert

by Anonymousreply 2403/06/2019

bump for original thread

by Anonymousreply 2503/06/2019

How many affluent Cocks can he Gobble to get the money in time?!

by Anonymousreply 2603/06/2019

Please let him start making gay porn!

by Anonymousreply 2703/06/2019

I'd watch him!! w/ Paul Ryan and Adam Kinzinger!!!!!!!!!!!!! or solo.

by Anonymousreply 2803/06/2019

[quote]This is infuriating, because it shows that the law just won’t apply to conservatives.

The law doesn't apply to rich white men, whatever their ideology.

by Anonymousreply 2903/06/2019

*speechless*

His mancunt must have saved him.

by Anonymousreply 3003/06/2019

R30, are you also R18?

by Anonymousreply 3103/06/2019

He, or rather the Justice Dept, is being roasted over Twitter for this. Hardly the exoneration Cockgobbler was hoping for, he's infamous now.

by Anonymousreply 3203/06/2019

The right wing and conservative lobby will embrace him with wide open arms. A criminal asshole who didn't get charged.

by Anonymousreply 3303/06/2019

Why would they embrace him, he's a useless faggot to them now.

by Anonymousreply 3403/06/2019

Just one more criminal, and WE let it pass.

by Anonymousreply 3503/06/2019

The next administration will reopen this shit. Just make sure to demand it in January 2021. He's a fucking criminal. I'm tired of everyone getting away with blatant corruption -- in this case, embezzlement, essentially.

by Anonymousreply 3603/06/2019

I’d rather he stay out of prison and make porn.

by Anonymousreply 3703/06/2019

[quote][R30], are you also [R18]?

No, but obviously R18 is a very astute gentleman.

by Anonymousreply 3803/06/2019

Ungrateful, cunty Cockgobbler, upon hearing the decision:

"I continue to ask, where was the oversight and supervision when my indictment was initiated? It should not have taken four years, two US Attorny offices, three judges, and millions of dollars in costs to the taxpayers and myself to come to this conclusion."

by Anonymousreply 3903/06/2019

cumming!!!

by Anonymousreply 4003/06/2019

She will NEVER admit she has done something wrong.

by Anonymousreply 4103/06/2019

Honest question, what does he actually do for money now?

And yes, "all-American", rich, white guy getting off with no jail time is not news.

by Anonymousreply 4203/06/2019

We're pretty sure she is being kept.

by Anonymousreply 4303/06/2019

He went from being a whore for Republican lobbyists to being a whore. It required little adjustment.

by Anonymousreply 4403/06/2019

Jeez, I know I am late to the white privlage party but this is exhibit A.

He was totally guilty.

by Anonymousreply 4503/06/2019

He IS GUILTY. But in the ERA of the man in the white house....

by Anonymousreply 4603/06/2019

Holy squeaky clean hole shit!

by Anonymousreply 4703/06/2019

Schock hadn't posted on his twitter account since Oct 18. 2016 until today.

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by Anonymousreply 4803/06/2019

Is he serious about running again? He got VERY lucky avoiding time behind bars. If I were Aaron, I'd stay far away from D.C. and use my second chance for anything else.

by Anonymousreply 4903/06/2019

Two recent comments on Schock's most recent instagram post, it sure looks like DL is following his instagram.

budecarlos666

Hey dickhead...accept your crooked good fortune and be on your way. Stay the fuck out of politics and shut your mouth. Cocksucker.

kyle_jordan_smith

Wow, you got away with it. All criminal charges dropped. What a privileged piece of garbage. Will you at least come out of the closet publicly and renounce your support of the Republican Party? Who is paying for all these trips? How did you get the justice department to drop your charges? Something just doesn’t seem right.

by Anonymousreply 5003/06/2019

Gosh, I guess we shouldn’t get our hopes up for the Mueller Report either

by Anonymousreply 5103/06/2019

Faggot.

by Anonymousreply 5203/06/2019

Very profound thought there, R52.

SMH.

by Anonymousreply 5303/06/2019

yum...

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by Anonymousreply 5403/06/2019

It looks like he just asked that Navy Seal if his gear comes in any other colors.

by Anonymousreply 5503/06/2019

Gobble Gobble Gobble!

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by Anonymousreply 5603/06/2019

^ As you can see, the cockgobbler sucked that cock so hard it bled.

by Anonymousreply 5703/06/2019

Anyone else notice he has been acting as if he were CERTAIN this would be the outcome? Not nervous. Not apprehensive. Certain.

by Anonymousreply 5803/06/2019

His primary whine was that it took so long. I wonder if the DOJ knew this would be the result and they dragged it out to punish him that much more. Poor thing was left dangling while his youth and beauty slipped away.

by Anonymousreply 5903/06/2019

Gang bang at Aaron's place tonight!!

by Anonymousreply 6003/06/2019

Has it been established whether Paul Ryan topped him, or vice-versa?

by Anonymousreply 6103/06/2019

Yes, r61.

by Anonymousreply 6203/06/2019

ON Morning Joe!!! NOW!!!

by Anonymousreply 6303/07/2019

Wearing Dark colors. LOL

by Anonymousreply 6403/07/2019

This morning, I came thinking about him sucking off Paul Ryan.

by Anonymousreply 6503/07/2019

Kinziger, Adam is on Morning Joe now as well!!! How funny. He and Aaron must of shared a room last night!! Let the scandal begin!!

by Anonymousreply 6603/07/2019

ooops! My Bad! Aaron is in NYC and Adam in DC. Sorry

by Anonymousreply 6703/07/2019

Not as sorry as I am, r67.

by Anonymousreply 6803/07/2019

lol!

by Anonymousreply 6903/07/2019

[Quote]must of shared a room

Sorry, r66, but we can't let this slip by.

by Anonymousreply 7003/07/2019

Now THAT'S how you suck dick !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 7103/07/2019

How, r71?

by Anonymousreply 7203/07/2019

A reminder of how he got his start ten years ago.

The Youngest Congressman

Aaron Schock, age 27, will be sworn into the House of Representatives from Illinois' 18th District as the first Congressman born in the 1980s, reports Bill P...

by Anonymousreply 7303/07/2019

IGHC.

by Anonymousreply 7403/07/2019

He's going to run again! Entitlement to the max! He scraped by without being prosecuted, and now he wants back into the money pit to keep embezzling!

But isn't his district now Adam Schiff's? He's spending most of his time in WeHo, after all.

Aaron Schock won't rule out another run after settling corruption case

"At 37 years old, I don't think I'll ever say never," Schock told CBS News.

by Anonymousreply 7503/07/2019

DLers never cease to surprise me. I love those of you who were naïve enough to think that he was going to jail. I also love those of you who are trying so desperately to mask your lust for this guy through righteous indignation.

I can't believe our justice system would give him a slap on the wrist, as you wipe up your soggy holes and beg your cocks to soften.

by Anonymousreply 7603/07/2019

I expect he spends about 5 minutes a month in Peoria - just enough time to say he still lives there and can represent them in Congress.

by Anonymousreply 7703/07/2019

If he runs as a straight Republican again, he'll be an even bigger joke than he already is. But if he wants a future as an elected official, he can't come out because of his record.

by Anonymousreply 7803/07/2019

Did Adam Kinz and Aaron ever really hangout in personal life?

by Anonymousreply 7903/08/2019

Bitchy comments people! We need bitchy comments!

Aaron Schock on Instagram: “Some people live their whole lives not knowing who their true friends are - I got to find out at 33 years old. I am thankful for this. I…”

95 Likes, 9 Comments - Aaron Schock (@aaronschock) on Instagram: “Some people live their whole lives not knowing who their true friends are - I got to find out at 33…”

by Anonymousreply 8003/08/2019

let's see his dick!

by Anonymousreply 8103/08/2019

R80 Aaron speaks!

[Quote]I have been strengthened emotionally, physically, mentally, and spiritually through this process. I am choosing to focus on what I’ve learned and how I’m a better person because of it. There is always someone in the world who is having a worse day than you. Don’t let it define you. Smile. Persevere. Carpé Diem.

I'm sure he blames the "gay agenda" liberals for his woes. I doubt he's coming out of the closet. He'll just continue being a glass-closet "gay ally."

by Anonymousreply 8203/08/2019

Well I left my bitchy comment on his IG! Countdown to banning in 3...2...1...

by Anonymousreply 8303/08/2019

I wonder who all the syncophants in the comments are who take him at his word this was just an innocent mistake and not a massive case of blatant grifting. It's only a mistake when you get caught.

by Anonymousreply 8403/08/2019

So did I, r83. Are you vom2themax or davistylerb?

by Anonymousreply 8503/08/2019

Watching him play the victim on both MSNBC and Instagram is truly stomach-churning. NO self-awareness whatsoever. Steer clear, boys!

by Anonymousreply 8603/08/2019

He already blocked me lol. Quick trigger finger on that little queen!

by Anonymousreply 8703/08/2019

I now get "Sorry, this page isn't available." Is that just me? I asked him if he was now ready to ascend to his position as one of Instagram's Gorgeous Gay Bodybuilders.

Can the rest of you still get to his IG page?

by Anonymousreply 8803/08/2019

That means you're blocked, R88.

by Anonymousreply 8903/08/2019

I pray that this ordeal has scared him straight.

by Anonymousreply 9003/08/2019

He should hook up with another DL Non-Fave, Dr. Jake. They could cry in each other's muscly arms as they pontificated at length about how much they have to be grateful for in a world that really and justifiably hates them.

by Anonymousreply 9103/08/2019

HAY guyz, I'm a bossy bossy bottom & if I get re-elected I'm gonna have this website shut down to the GROUND! Never have I seen a crueler place than this vile pit of trollery! You fucked with the WRONG one! Three snaps and a twirl--don't GO THERE, girl!

by Anonymousreply 9203/08/2019

If that’s really all that you said, R88, that’s funny and not really THAT catty. Aaron should have just laughed that off. Guess he doesn’t want anything suggesting gayness on his Instagram.

by Anonymousreply 9303/08/2019

Like OMG and another thing! All of you HATERS who turned your backs on me are gonna regret it now that I'm VINDICATED & back on social media and TV! You're gonna WISH you were my friend!!!! HOW DARE YOU turn your backs on me! Don't you know who I AM!? If you weren't there for me at my lowest, you can't be...something something something

by Anonymousreply 9403/08/2019

Aaron wrote in Instagram

[quote] “Gold is tested in the fiery furnace, but acceptable human beings are tested in the furnace of adversity” - Book of Ecclesiastes.

He's quoting the Book of Ecclesiastes? He must be very religious....or...or... He's Running Again!

by Anonymousreply 9503/08/2019

Please he found it in a book of inspirational quotes.

by Anonymousreply 9603/08/2019

R80 Here's some snarky comments he hasn't yet deleted:

[Bold]mward212So you had sex with the prosecutors?[/bold]

lalasuncleadamI hope that you’ll have frank discussions with the LGBTQ community in WeHo about your voting record on LGBTQ issues while in Congress, now that you’re free to resume your life. You owe them that.

ugottacrushCool. Now come out.

uofmguy423Yay! Now you can finally come out!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

shuffletobfloI guess ignorance of ethics and election finance rules is something you get congratulated for nowadays.

by Anonymousreply 9703/08/2019

oh brother

by Anonymousreply 9803/08/2019

[quote] DLers never cease to surprise me. I love those of you who were naïve enough to think that he was going to jail. I also love those of you who are trying so desperately to mask your lust for this guy through righteous indignation.

You're nuts! Every other dude in NYC or LA is better looking that this putz! He may be an object of lust for closet queens in flyover states but to the rest of us he's a balding dwarf whose looks rate a 6 at most. His character rates a -97. He represents everything I despise in a person -- he is self-loathing, has no conscience, harbors malice towards others, greedy, narcissistic and arrogant.

I find this whole thing disgusting. Ultimately he gets off because his legal team was prepared to argue that the prosecution had a homophobic bias against him. After he spent his time in Congress exhibiting a homophobic bias against us.

by Anonymousreply 9903/08/2019

Are you saying he's a Peoria 10, R99?

by Anonymousreply 10003/08/2019

And he's NOT vindicated. He is guilty of criminal conduct. He should be in prison. The prosecutors have just declined to prosecute him, they've done law-abiding citizens a grave injustice. He is the beneficiary of undeserved favor and good fortune.

by Anonymousreply 10103/08/2019

[quote] Are you saying he's a Peoria 10, [R99]?

I've never been to Peoria. But I find it hard to believe he is a 10 anywhere. You have to be at least average male height to be a "10." l

A Peoria 8 1/2 perhaps?

by Anonymousreply 10203/08/2019

Is it normal for someone with an overwhelming sense of entitlement to suffer from a victim complex on the flip side when things don't go his way? Or do those two pathologies exist and express themselves separately within Aaron?

by Anonymousreply 10303/08/2019

[quote] Or do those two pathologies exist and express themselves separately within Aaron

Well, Cockgobbler AND Donald 'Witch Hunt' Trump, at least.

by Anonymousreply 10403/08/2019

budecarlos666 obviously someone from DL

by Anonymousreply 10503/08/2019

Spewing more lies on Fox News:

America's Newsroom on Twitter

“WATCH: @BillHemmer got reaction from @aaronschock after federal prosecutors dismiss the corruption case against him #nine2noon https://t.co/TGVUd2ZAUG”

by Anonymousreply 10603/08/2019

Blaming his staff. He really is Trump Jr.

by Anonymousreply 10703/08/2019

He is not Donald Jr. Please. So much better looking than no chin giraffe killer!!

by Anonymousreply 10803/08/2019

That's not who I was referring to.

by Anonymousreply 10903/08/2019

Self-loathing trash.

by Anonymousreply 11003/08/2019

He hates the gay in him, and loves gays in him.

He's so deep.

Said AS's top.

by Anonymousreply 11103/08/2019

[quote]Carpé Diem.

Oh, dear, Aaron.

by Anonymousreply 11203/08/2019

This is wrong.

Schock-ingly wrong.

by Anonymousreply 11303/08/2019

He fell out of the news cycle pretty quick. Just sayin...

by Anonymousreply 11403/10/2019

How tall is he anyways?

by Anonymousreply 11503/13/2019

^ Whatever his height, he is still a complete shit.

by Anonymousreply 11603/13/2019

On a related note, I've taken shits bigger than the gobbler.

by Anonymousreply 11703/13/2019

He knew he wasn’t going to prison all along, and that’s why he seemed so completely unaffected during the last few months.

by Anonymousreply 11803/13/2019

[quote] He knew he wasn’t going to prison all along, and that’s why he seemed so completely unaffected during the last few months.

He was too busy gobbling cocks to worry about what was to come.

by Anonymousreply 11903/13/2019
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