Riz Ahmed’s next film...

Strange... I heard that he's going to star as the titular character in the live-action autobiography of the Geiko Gecko.

Riz is hot! 🔥🔥🔥

I have no idea why anyone compares him to lizards, frogs, turtles and even dogs.

I'm sure his big cock has filled many hungry holes. Rumour has it he's a total fuckboy. He's bisexual.

He is the SEX

Wish he didn't always look so serious. He's usually funny and charming on talk shows. On the red carpet, he always looks as if someone killed his dog!

Here he's on James Corden's show flirting with Kumail Nanjiani. Kumail was a bit taken aback.

Who is his BF? I know he has beards, but who is his actual lover?

He's got a very interesting, handsome "crazy-look" about him. Probably a great lay, but nuts after awhile.

[quote]He's got a very interesting, handsome "crazy-look" about him. Probably a great lay, but nuts after awhile.

You must be very perceptive. He's actually admitted to mental health issues. As a kid he was diagnosed with ADHD, on his first day in a new school he threw a chair out a window. He's written songs about his current bouts with depression.

Crazy people do make the best lays. But you're right, he must be exhausting, especially with the moods swings and who knows what else.

cut?

Yes, cut.

Though born in London, he's a Muslim of Pakistani descent, they get circumcised.

He mentioned in a W interview about remembering being taken to Pakistan at 2 to get circumcised. "The first time I left London was at the age of 2 to go to Pakistan, um, to be circumcised. We make a whole song and dance about it. That's my first memory, still traumatized. There's a bit gap where I probably tried to block out all the memories until I get to 5."