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Question for lesbians: are all lesbians into cunnilingus

Do some take a pass on it like straight men?

by Anonymousreply 20105/05/2019

No.

Some don't like giving it; some don't like receiving it.

But MOST do.

by Anonymousreply 102/28/2019

Are all GAY MEN into ANALINGUS?

by Anonymousreply 202/28/2019

I have yet to meet a gay woman who wasn't into it.

by Anonymousreply 302/28/2019

R2, all the ones who aren’t sexphobic priss pots.

by Anonymousreply 402/28/2019

Do Lez tongues ever head south when eating the puss? Or is rimming a dude thing?

by Anonymousreply 502/28/2019

I doubt lesbians would ever ream a puckered asshole. That is gross.

by Anonymousreply 602/28/2019

Cunnilingus, not so much. But do luv to scissor.

by Anonymousreply 702/28/2019

Scissoring.... Lesbianism sounds like a lot of precise work.

by Anonymousreply 802/28/2019

Is she the one who sang "Where The Boys Are"?

by Anonymousreply 902/28/2019

Cunninlingus- mostly. Scissoring- not really. I think straight men made that up.

by Anonymousreply 1002/28/2019

What is scissoring? Yikes.

by Anonymousreply 1102/28/2019

Why ya askin OP? What's it to you?

by Anonymousreply 1203/01/2019

What else would they do?

by Anonymousreply 1303/01/2019

R13 lesbians are mostly into fisting and dildo play.

by Anonymousreply 1403/01/2019

I think it is like guys and fucking. Some lesbians don't like going down on a woman, where from the what I read on here, some guys, tops I assume, don't like being fucked up the ass. Each person is different.

by Anonymousreply 1503/01/2019

r15 are you frau on Safari, gaping at the gays in our natural habitat and logging our sex rituals?

by Anonymousreply 1603/01/2019

Yes, r16. I am getting David A to narrate.

by Anonymousreply 1703/01/2019

Nice.

by Anonymousreply 1803/02/2019

You can't be a woman R14.

by Anonymousreply 1903/02/2019

The trannies have eliminated the female identity. There are no women anymore.

by Anonymousreply 2003/02/2019

Truth.

by Anonymousreply 2103/12/2019

You can’t even have pussy cupcakes anymore without offending.

by Anonymousreply 2203/12/2019

Scissoring is one of those things like 69 and sex in the water that sounds hot in theory but doesn't work out that well in practice.

by Anonymousreply 2303/12/2019

We don't worry about offending here. We hate everyone and that is a good thing.

by Anonymousreply 2403/12/2019

^^^ 69 works out perfect for me. I love getting my cock sucked while I eat ass.

by Anonymousreply 2503/12/2019

Most straight guys love eating pussy. Most gay men love sucking cock.. I am bi female and I can certainly attest to straight men enjoying this delicacy. I am more into the ladies, and of course I LOVE diving into kitty....

by Anonymousreply 2603/12/2019

That's cool, r25. I have always found it awkward and uncomfortable. Maybe you are better than I at choosing a partner who's right size for you, or you're just more flexible than I am.

by Anonymousreply 2703/12/2019

There is a line up to suck your tinymeat. I am sure.

by Anonymousreply 2803/12/2019

Do you even know people to back up your claims? Many straight women will say loads of men will not go down on them. And many gay or bi men will never suck cock.

by Anonymousreply 2903/12/2019

R15 - what we all need another gay guy telling us what he thinks about what women like and do. R14 - another screwball. What women say that, R29, your grandmother and her friends?

The answer: Yes, most lesbians are into cunnilingus. Yes, most straight guys are into cunnilingus.

The big question: Why are gay men always asking this question?

by Anonymousreply 3003/12/2019

I've gotten around a LOT over the years, R29, and I can say with all honesty that I have never come across a gay or bisexual man who would not suck cock. In fact, most seemed to prefer sucking rather than ass play.

by Anonymousreply 3103/12/2019

I have a question - gay men are concerned with the size of the penis and look. Is there anything that lesbians look for in the perfect pussy??

by Anonymousreply 3203/12/2019

^ sorry for calling it pussy. Wasn't exactly sure what it was called.

by Anonymousreply 3303/12/2019

Women are not as visual as men. But I personally think pussy is not judged the same way as penis. I would say hygienic and groomed would be the criteria ... It really is all about horniness and giving pleasure and enjoying giving pleasure .

by Anonymousreply 3403/12/2019

How do women “prepare” for those intimate situations in terms of stank? If women have a drunken encounter do they politely ignore the smell? And forgive my ignorance, maybe all women don’t stink down there....I’m just familiar with the smell of the ones I work around.

by Anonymousreply 3503/12/2019

[QUOTE] How do women “prepare” for those intimate situations in terms of stank?

We don’t! It’s not necessary!

by Anonymousreply 3603/12/2019

R35, we just like pussy. And its smell, its taste, its look. A gay man has no business even asking this question, since the idea of dick-sucking and ass-eating is beyond disgusting. Nothing could be grosser. Carry on, though.

by Anonymousreply 3703/12/2019

R37 - can I respectfully ask what it “tastes” like? Is the taste a result of juices secreted or just sweat down there?

by Anonymousreply 3803/12/2019

R35, women shouldn't stink "down there." If they do, there is an infection or poor hygiene.

Obviously if you're just coming from the gym or something, you take a shower.

by Anonymousreply 3903/12/2019

r37, yes!! AND r35, is either a troll or just a women hating ass who is lonely.

by Anonymousreply 4003/12/2019

r38, ask your straight male friends. Or if you have any that do not loathe themselves, your straight female friends . I can't imagine a man who eats ass and or takes it in the ass would be so critical.

by Anonymousreply 4103/12/2019

It's a very watery sort of non-descript taste, and when your face dries, the smell is different.

Not sweaty because it's not sodium.

by Anonymousreply 4203/12/2019

When you massage the woman entirely and her pussy is pulsating, it's heaven!

by Anonymousreply 4303/12/2019

[quote][R35], women shouldn't stink "down there." If they do, there is an infection or poor hygiene.

Exactly. That said, some women don't really understand how to clean that area properly and bacteria builds up, which can sometimes result in a noticeable smell.

by Anonymousreply 4403/12/2019

Not without a dental dam.

by Anonymousreply 4503/12/2019

[quote] That said, some women don't really understand how to clean that area properly...

Right, but are these the type of women one sees out on the town and goes, "Yes! Her!"

You know...I shall say no more.

Also, for those asking what we look for in a vag--frankly, once the hair is groomed (and of a uniform, short-ish length), there's not really much to see. Everything important is going on "inside" (that is to say, inside the major lips). It is entirely, entirely, sensory, tactile, and psychological. Looking at a puss is not that exciting if you're not interacting with it in any other way.

by Anonymousreply 4603/12/2019

It depends, R46. Some women from a conservative background, for example, don't learn that stuff for a while.

Ditto on everything you say about it not being a visual thing.

by Anonymousreply 4703/12/2019

Yes, every single last one of them. It's in the Lesbian Manifesto, page 135.

by Anonymousreply 4803/12/2019

If a gay woman does not like eating pussy, she is not a real gay woman. We like pussy like gay men like dick.

by Anonymousreply 4903/12/2019

^ nicely put and very easy to understand for gay men. We do LOVE us some cock!

by Anonymousreply 5003/12/2019

Lesbian here. I've been with 4 women, 3 of them did not want to give cunnilingus but were sure happy with receiving it. Scissoring is NOT a straight man thing. I've done it with every single girlfriend and loved it every time. I do not like penetration. It feels weird. And using a strap on is weird and awkward, but I'll do it if someone wants it. I had an ex who enjoyed being fisted. I had an ex who enjoyed me licking and touching her asshole. I had an ex who enjoyed me tying her up. Everyone is different.

by Anonymousreply 5103/12/2019

Do bi's love cock and pussy the same? There are just some many questions gay men can ask...we should do a thread - questions you always wanted to ask a lesbian (albeit respectful).

by Anonymousreply 5203/12/2019

For those saying ALL gay women love eating--

Pillow Princesses are real. Scissoring is not.

by Anonymousreply 5303/12/2019

R52, I did an AMA lesbian thread a year or two back.

Let me try to find it.

by Anonymousreply 5403/12/2019

Okay, here was the Lesbian AMA thread. I am NOT the one who started it, but the original lady disappeared, so I took over.

My first post (explaining) was R92.

by Anonymousreply 5503/12/2019

^ much thanks....we might want to start a new one that can be monitored by a lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 5603/12/2019

R56, there are a couple of us here. R51 I've seen on a few threads over the last year, and she is very funny.

by Anonymousreply 5703/12/2019

From a gay male perspective, I enjoy when lesbians speak up and make theirselves known. This is a site for all of us!!

by Anonymousreply 5803/12/2019

R58, thank you!

by Anonymousreply 5903/12/2019

(I'm actually waiting on an ebay auction to end--hence my hanging around here. I'm usually on very late at night.)

by Anonymousreply 6003/12/2019

I am a gay man but I have performed cunnilingus.

by Anonymousreply 6103/12/2019

I'm a gay Black man and I'm LOVING the conversation of this thread! I just had to write that.

Carry on!

by Anonymousreply 6203/12/2019

R62, well, thanks!

by Anonymousreply 6303/12/2019

What does pussy taste like? How doe personal hygiene affect taste?

by Anonymousreply 6403/12/2019

I‘m a bisexual female and I prefer performing oral sex ona woman way more than giving a blowjob to a man. Not just the activity is more fun, smell and taste are also better.

by Anonymousreply 6503/12/2019

r58 rocks!!

by Anonymousreply 6603/12/2019

On average pussy has a mild, watery taste, to me it just tastes of woman. Never encountered a ‚‘fish‘ or ‚‘stank‘ smell. Unless there is some infection, but then women tend to not shove their vagina into your face. That whole ‚‘fish‘ smell thing is just mysogenistic, pretty sure lesbians retch from the smell of cock. Gay men are not into female smell, lesbians not into manly smell.

by Anonymousreply 6703/12/2019

Mmmmmm meat curtains

by Anonymousreply 6803/12/2019

r53, you are wrong. Scissoring IS real. If you have never done it, you are a lousy lover. Or fat. Or both. Do some fucking stretches, find your clit and rub it on your girlfriend's clit. It's amazing.

Or not. And continue to be the very boring, milquetoast lover you have always been.

by Anonymousreply 6903/12/2019

R69, how appropriate, how would that even work? The clits wouldn't line up in that position. I imagine they'll get rubbed anyway, but not really by each other.

by Anonymousreply 7003/12/2019

R69, I hope you don't mind me saying this, but you have a very sour attitude for a lesbian.

By the by, I am not fat; but I seem to remember your saying that you are a bit heavy, that the only girlfriend of yours who would go down on you was a bisexual woman. You said that none of your lesbian girlfriends would eat you out. We might deduce from that fact alone how attractive or unattractive you are.

You're the one from California, right?

by Anonymousreply 7103/12/2019

Yes, I was right!

This was you, n'est pas?

[quote] I don't understand why so many lesbians let themselves go. I mean, I'm fat but at least I use conditioner. And what is up with the women posing with their fucking dogs on their profile pics? Or the ones who are poly looking for their "unicorn" or the ones who obviously want to be my "daddy." Ugh. No thanks.

Did you catch that?

[quote] I mean, I'm fat but at least I use conditioner.

Once more--

[quote] I mean, I'm fat

Exactly.

by Anonymousreply 7203/12/2019

POPCORN TIME, Y'ALL!!!!

by Anonymousreply 7303/12/2019

r72, I am fat but I still try to scissor. It works and it feels really good, you should try it. I'm just saying fat folks have a harder time scissoring and guess what, I haven't always been fat. So I can attest that it's easier to scissor when not fat.

And truth be told, I don't like most lesbians. I find the majority of them to be boring and weird. And just because I was in relationships with 3 lousy in bed lesbians doesn't mean I'm unhygienic. The bisexual girl ate pussy just fine and loved it.

by Anonymousreply 7403/12/2019

R70 Where's your clit located...between your shoulder blades?

by Anonymousreply 7503/13/2019

I'm a big Mo but i have to say that photo is kind of hot. Looks like the ladies are having a good time. So scissoring is like male frottage.

by Anonymousreply 7603/13/2019

In what possible way does 69 “not work?” Maybe it’s not your thing but 69 works just fine for me. It’s just simultaneous oral. What, you can’t do two things at once?

by Anonymousreply 7703/13/2019

Why bother being a lesbian if you won't go down under? Why bother being gay if sucking dicks "isn't your thing"?

by Anonymousreply 7803/13/2019

R74, you sound like a nightmare. R72 you're my kinda woman!

by Anonymousreply 7903/13/2019

"How do women “prepare” for those intimate situations in terms of stank? If women have a drunken encounter do they politely ignore the smell?"

WHERE do you guys get this stuff from? I'm curious. Btw, I've never encountered a "Pillow Princess." That sounds like another male fantasy or church lady interpretation.

"Mmmmmm meat curtains"

I don't think the majority of you know how cunnilingus is done or how women orgasm.

by Anonymousreply 8003/13/2019

Yeah, that „prepare“ thing is hilarious, gay men confusing a vagina with an asshole. There is nothing to prepare because there no „stank“

by Anonymousreply 8103/13/2019

R75 I'm a man, so I don't have one, but I'm going by photos I've seen. It appears to be at the top of the vulva in the middle. So that position seems unlikely to have both clits rub against each other.

by Anonymousreply 8203/13/2019

"there no „stank“

Not always true. I've had odor of vagina pass by me from a woman in a dress who climbed into the back of a vehicle we were taking a road trip in. It was noxious. I also had that happen when carrying a little girl in a dress. I assume that since this was a child, it's a case of negligence on the parent's part, not bathing her enough, or adequately.

by Anonymousreply 8303/13/2019

"I've never encountered a "Pillow Princess." That sounds like another male fantasy or church lady interpretation."

I have a bisexual niece whose ex was a pillow princess. Some people are selfish, what's so hard to believe about that?

by Anonymousreply 8403/13/2019

Black gay guy, here. What's a "Pillow Princess"?

by Anonymousreply 8503/13/2019

R85 someone who is a dead body in bed and just wants you to eat them, but will do the minimum necessary to get you off afterwards.

by Anonymousreply 8603/13/2019

R85 hilarious. No black has ever posted on DL. Fake.

by Anonymousreply 8703/13/2019

R83 read above. That’s not stank, that’s the way the female body smells. Geez you are as insufferable as the lesbians who fell violated by a man‘s presence because all men stink.

by Anonymousreply 8803/13/2019

R88 I've been with women in my younger days before coming out. I know what clean vagina is supposed to smell like. These two instances were most certainly not in that category. Before jumping to conclusions about what other people know, realize that not everyone has limited experiences.

by Anonymousreply 8903/13/2019

Thanks, R86! Now, what I thought it meant was someone who is face done and ass up who was experiencing intense pleasure as their partner was going at them from behind. The pleasure is so intense that it would have them biting and gnawing on the pillow and pillow case in attempts to keep quiet and not scream aloud because of the joyful intense orgasm(s)

by Anonymousreply 9003/13/2019

Ha ha R83, you're hilarious!

by Anonymousreply 9103/13/2019

R83 that is blasphemy. Little girls don't stank down there! They are all roses and buttercups.

by Anonymousreply 9203/13/2019

Girls are icky.

by Anonymousreply 9303/13/2019

Clean girls are perfectly fine r93. Girls who don't wash often and regularly enough are not. In not surprised you can't see the distinction. You probably rarely bathe and stink like hell.

by Anonymousreply 9403/13/2019

I like the fictionalized posts the best!

by Anonymousreply 9503/13/2019

R83 yes, THAT famous pussy stink. The one you encounter once or twice in a lifetime. *eyesroll

by Anonymousreply 9603/13/2019

You should never put the pussy on a pedestal. Females on their periods do have a strong scent down there. Anyone who thinks their pussy don't stink is delusional.

by Anonymousreply 9703/13/2019

I'm still on a tablet, so must be brief.

Of course women in their period will have a smell. It's mostly iron, and I can smell it from across a room.

But we are talking about clean, healthy (no yeast infection), non menstruating women.

by Anonymousreply 9803/13/2019

R35 if you want to know what it tastes like, wet your finger, put it into a jar of MSG, then lick.

by Anonymousreply 9903/13/2019

Every woman I've been with (~35) loved giving and getting and I've never been with a woman who had a bad smell.

by Anonymousreply 10003/13/2019

One of the Hells Angels initiation requirements is to lick a women during her period.

by Anonymousreply 10103/13/2019

Curious if R101 is a woman. How do you know that?

Fuck the Hells Angels, btw

by Anonymousreply 10203/13/2019

The majority of vaginas do not stink. I feel it has a lot to do with a person's attraction to the woman the vagina is attached to. As for the taste, I have been known to equate a perfectly ripe tomato to a woman's vagina. It sets off my desire almost every time.

by Anonymousreply 10303/13/2019

Thanks for ruining tomatoes.

by Anonymousreply 10403/13/2019

I agree r58.

Hey ladies! Welcome. For some reason it makes me happy to know you are here.

by Anonymousreply 10503/13/2019

Fuck you r87.

by Anonymousreply 10603/13/2019

Thanks R105!

by Anonymousreply 10703/13/2019

Nice, R105. Too bad this thread is poisoned by those pimply faced 22 years old gays that live at the DL.

by Anonymousreply 10803/13/2019

My lesbian sister tells me that she loves going down on other women but isn't into women going down on her (touching is okay, just no oral sex), and that she's been lucky enough to find her pillow princess of choice.

by Anonymousreply 10903/13/2019

R109 I have the same preference, except touching is highly appreciated.

by Anonymousreply 11003/13/2019

Good to know lesbians are still around. Where are you?

by Anonymousreply 11103/14/2019

East Coast of Canada, over here.

by Anonymousreply 11203/14/2019

Lesbians haven’t been outlawed yet, r111, the penis-having wing in particular is thriving

by Anonymousreply 11303/14/2019

I'm over here...

by Anonymousreply 11403/15/2019

I miss lesbian bars. I miss making out with women in bars.

by Anonymousreply 11503/16/2019

r89, but you love poopy rectums huh?

by Anonymousreply 11603/16/2019

Nothing hotter than two FEMININE women making love. It's gentle and sexy.

by Anonymousreply 11703/16/2019

I miss lesbians who aren't politically active.

Please stop renting horrible documentaries and making me watch them...

by Anonymousreply 11803/16/2019

Excellent presentation of scissoring:

by Anonymousreply 11903/16/2019

A bunch of them are a scared of throat cancer now, so they finger, scissor, rock, or paper.

by Anonymousreply 12003/16/2019

Most lesbians are gross.

by Anonymousreply 12103/17/2019

Gross = not attracted to r121

by Anonymousreply 12203/17/2019

r101, that's called earning one's red wings.

by Anonymousreply 12303/17/2019

R121, may I remind you that it's a school night?

by Anonymousreply 12403/17/2019

The scissoring scene in Sally 4 Ever was very funny.

by Anonymousreply 12503/18/2019

I am pretty sure most lezzies are into fisting.

by Anonymousreply 12603/18/2019

Lesbians love beef curtains as well.

by Anonymousreply 12703/18/2019

Oh, for goodness sake! Where did the lesbians on this thread disappear to? Clearly, the above postings are by some caftan wearing male that will get neither pussy or cock.

by Anonymousreply 12803/18/2019

QUESTION from a gay man - In reference to tv shows/movies, when a woman is about to have sex she will excuse herself and say that she needs to freshen up. I've always assuming that meant she was going to wipe done "the area" especially the a**hole so she would be fresh. Does that really happen? Is it needed? I guess what I am getting at is can you just see someone and have sex or is there some prep work needed. Please note that I'm respectfully asking this question....I've always been curious.

by Anonymousreply 12903/18/2019

Hi R129, adult human female here. That could be a number of things but I don't think any kind of wipe down would be one of them. What I think it is mostly is just a tv/movie trope, and it isn't something I expect to happen in real life. No one talks that way.

Most likely scenario if a woman does excuse herself to freshen up before sex it is a euphemism for peeing (better to empty your bladder before you start with the sex, obviously) and just to give everything a once over (i.e. is my makeup running down my face, are there any tp bits stuck to my labia from when I last went in the dimly lit restaurant bathroom, etc.). It could also be to insert a diaphragm or contraceptive sponge (you put those in shortly before sex, you don't wear them around just in case.)

by Anonymousreply 13003/18/2019

Hey R130, thanks for the reply. Much appreciated!!

by Anonymousreply 13103/18/2019

As R130 said - a euphemism. Peeing, farting (can be released during sex), diaphragm inserting, checking teeth, taking our bra padding, handwashing, telling yourself in the mirror that you look amazing, whatever.

by Anonymousreply 13203/18/2019

Thanks R132

by Anonymousreply 13303/18/2019

R129, lesbian here.

Concurring with the above replies. I have never told a date or girlfriend (nor have I heard one say to me) anything about "freshening up." I agree with the poster who said that may have been a euphemism for putting in a diaphragm (to prevent pregnancy). I remember some sex ed woman showing us a diaphragm in class: it came in its own little pouch (to go in your purse) and required a bit of lube.

(Y'all will remember in The Bell Jar when Sylvia Plath's character got hers from the doctor.)

What we will say is, "Can I take a quick shower?" to freshen up, especially with us, oral sex is usually expected, and we all want to be nice and clean.

by Anonymousreply 13403/18/2019

**Obviously if you took a shower for an evening date, you wouldn't need another shower. This is if you've gone all day and not showered, especially if you live in a humid place.

***For the guys that keep harping on yeast infections, the hotter/more humid the place you live, the more common yeast infections.

by Anonymousreply 13503/18/2019

If she needed to "freshen up" because of a humid day, chances are she's be checking her under arms for odor - just like men might. God you guys are obsessed with fantasy.

by Anonymousreply 13603/18/2019

R121 most lesbians I know have short hair, wear backward baseball caps, subsist on nothing but McDs and thus are very obese.

by Anonymousreply 13703/18/2019

Scissoring works fine for me.

by Anonymousreply 13803/19/2019

I like mutual shower time prior to the act. It helps with confidence and you do feel more invigorated and fresh.

by Anonymousreply 13903/19/2019

[quote] QUESTION from a gay man - In reference to tv shows/movies, when a woman is about to have sex she will excuse herself and say that she needs to freshen up. I've always assuming that meant she was going to wipe done "the area" especially the a**hole so she would be fresh. Does that really happen? Is it needed? I guess what I am getting at is can you just see someone and have sex or is there some prep work needed. Please note that I'm respectfully asking this question....I've always been curious.

Straight woman here. Unless it's 100% spur-of-the moment, yes, I will thoroughly wash that entire area before engaging in sex. Not just a "wipe," there will be body wash (soap) and water involved. It's a matter of: (1) personal pride and (2) respect for your partner. You're talking about an area from where you piss, menstruate, and take a crap. It's a no-brainer to me that you would clean up this area before sex.

by Anonymousreply 14003/19/2019

R140, darling, there is some natural fragrance that is very sexy and should not be "washed away," say the way you smell in the evening when you've bathed that morning. All gay men and women know this, perhaps not about each other, but about their respective partners. I feel sorry for an individual who thinks smelling like a bar of soap is sexy.

by Anonymousreply 14103/19/2019

r141, so true!

by Anonymousreply 14203/19/2019

Lesbian here with an anecdote.

When I was in college, I had two long-term girlfriends (consecutive, not concomitant) who were on two of our college sports teams. They would come home from their 4-hour practice at about 6pm. Neither of them ever had any kind of gross odor coming from their vadge, even after a long afternoon of practice in the sun and a full day of class. They would shower before sex because the sweatiness and clamminess and salt of their skin was gross, but not for any reason having to do with the vadge.

If a woman was raised by non-savage adults, she knows to wipe effectively when she pees and poops. Oral sex (in my experience) doesn't usually happen when one is menstruating, and you don't need to wash off for foreplay and a handjob.

**Also soap is very drying on your va-jay-jay, which is the last thing anyone should want before sex.

by Anonymousreply 14303/19/2019

R140 is dominated, if "it" is indeed female. It sounds like a very constipated gay male.

by Anonymousreply 14403/19/2019

"What is scissoring? Yikes."

It's not as scary as it sounds. It's a lesbian sex position where the two women co-mingle their legs (like pairs of scissors) and grind their relevant bits (clitorises and vulvas) against each other in order to achieve orgasm. I recall hearing some story about some guy walking in on Billie Holiday (she was bi) while she was scissoring with some woman. Tallulah Bankhead maybe? She and Billie were involved in a hot lesbian affair for a while.

by Anonymousreply 14503/19/2019

It is impossible to rub two clits together if both partners have legs.

Look at the porn that someone posted from above. As you can see, one clit is at the 12 position on the clock, the other is at the 3 o'clock position. It is literally impossible for them to touch also because 1. the legs keep them from turning their hips enough for that to happen and 2. the clit is the size of a pearl and it is tucked between the lips.

Look at the cross section diagram.

by Anonymousreply 14603/19/2019

Well, Caitlyn is doing it the Greek way.

by Anonymousreply 14703/19/2019

R145, Lena Horne

by Anonymousreply 14803/19/2019

R146 = male

by Anonymousreply 14903/19/2019

Who knew the vag had a vestibule. Seriously. Thanks Miss R146 for that public service announcement diagram. I often wondered where all the this ‘n that was on lady parts.

by Anonymousreply 15003/19/2019

R150, you are welcome.

Though, now that I look at it, I didn't realize the clit and the uretha were that far apart. Interesting.

by Anonymousreply 15103/19/2019

[quote]Nice, [R105]. Too bad this thread is poisoned by those pimply faced 22 years old gays that live at the DL.

There are no 22-years-old gays on DL. Try multiplying that by 2, 3, and 4.

by Anonymousreply 15203/19/2019

Except for cases of infection, Leftover sperm making its way back down the vagina due to gravity is what smells. The smell being tied to women themselves is just like blaming them for not producing a male heir when it’s the sperm calling it.

by Anonymousreply 15303/19/2019

R153 for the love of cock wtf are you on about, cunt. Lesbians do not produce sperm in their vaginas.

by Anonymousreply 15403/20/2019

Somebody help r154.

by Anonymousreply 15503/20/2019

You can wash pubic hair with soap, if you have any, but you should never wash between the lips using soap. Only rinse with water. Soap irritates that area and it actually produces a bad smell from infection/irritation.

by Anonymousreply 15603/20/2019

I prefer a clean working area. If the lady has a bush that a weed whacker wouldn't dent, that I know I'm going to be hoiking up hairballs rather than basking in the after-glow, I'll pass.

by Anonymousreply 15703/20/2019

R76 you might be bi.

by Anonymousreply 15803/20/2019

Yeah, I wash with soap. Never had a problem. My pussy is always eaten.

by Anonymousreply 15903/20/2019

Lesbian poll--

by Anonymousreply 16003/20/2019

My pussy is always eaten! O my sides.

by Anonymousreply 16103/20/2019

In my straight days, I really enjoyed chowing down on a fresh box. I could eat pussy for hours. Sadly, times and focus changed.

by Anonymousreply 16203/20/2019

I have a dating question--when someone says, "I'll tell you later" for smoking on their profile, that means she's a chain-smoking, black-toothed floozy, right?

by Anonymousreply 16303/20/2019

R146 you are wrong.

by Anonymousreply 16403/21/2019

R163 is totally off topic but I will give my opinion: when I was an occasional smoker (before progressing to daily smoker, followed by quitting) I would have answered that question ambiguously. There is no way to know without asking but it could mean things like: I like to smoke a cigarette when I am drinking, or when high, or have one or two cigarettes after work but no more than that. There are more people like this than the anti-smoking lobby would like us to believe, just because the narrative is simpler when you are trying to get people to quit. But many people who smoke only in specific circumstances are able to keep from smelling bad, having bad breath/teeth, etc.

So it might be worth asking what they mean before ruling them out. It all depends on how strongly you feel about smoking in general. If you get upset at the thought of a potential long-term partner doing something that will harm their health, stay away, but if you don't care as long as you don't have to be around it or smell it on them, it might not be a deal-breaker.

by Anonymousreply 16503/21/2019

R165, thank you for the thoughtful answer.

I really, really hate smoking--if I had the free time, I would probably be part of an anti-smoking lobby. I associate it very strongly with my chain-smoking, white trash grandmother who was also a raging alcoholic. (Though she could be just a nice old lady when she was sober, which happened once she hit her 80s and started to have health scares.) Also, my stepmother, whom I don't think much of, is an "occasional" smoker--two or three cigarettes a night, as you mention. She also had her first heart attack at age 52 and has all sorts of heart phenomena now. (She literally can't jog or bicycle without passing out.)

It's just that this lady on match is so, so beautiful. I gaze at her photo every night.

Man, I have such terrible luck.

by Anonymousreply 16603/21/2019

R158. Dear god, are you the bi troll? No, no interest in vagine whatsoever, but certainly I can appreciate learning about the ladies and how they pleasure eachother.

by Anonymousreply 16703/21/2019

Most straight men love eating pussy. And many do it extremely well!!

by Anonymousreply 16803/21/2019

^ you have all the luck

by Anonymousreply 16903/21/2019

R166, I think you should contact her and ask what she means. What do you have to lose? Maybe she is struggling to quit. Don't give up on something without even giving it a shot. That is one way to make your own bad luck. On the other hand, you talk, you meet, she reeks of smoke, and poof! Crush gone, no more mooning over her, all cured.

by Anonymousreply 17003/21/2019

Wise R170

by Anonymousreply 17103/22/2019

@R168: LOL!

by Anonymousreply 17203/22/2019

I love pussy. If you really like a girl sticking your face in her pussy is heaven and having her eat your pussy until you cum is mind-blowing. I also love to rim her if she has a sexy ass.

by Anonymousreply 17303/22/2019

R168 has never known a straight man in her life.

by Anonymousreply 17403/22/2019

R174 = gay who would like to, and has never known a straight man in his life

by Anonymousreply 17503/22/2019

R170,

I agree with R171: thank you for your wise advice. I have written your sentence 4 and 5 on a post-it and have affixed the post-it to my screen. I'm going to sleep on it for two weeks, and then give it a go.

Like I said, I normally wouldn't consider dating a smoker, but something about this lady captivates me.

Thank you again

by Anonymousreply 17603/22/2019

Keep us posted. Would love to know that a DLer pulled in some pussy for you.

by Anonymousreply 17703/23/2019

I shall, thanks. She's a bit older than I am (9 years), but my cutoff is ten years. So that's fine. I just love her face and smile.

by Anonymousreply 17803/23/2019

[quote] I'm going to sleep on it for two weeks, and then give it a go.

!! Wtf? Two weeks? In two weeks this woman will have u-hauled her way in with someone else & they’ll already be looking for their second rescue cat.

Idk where you live & what pace your life moves at, but online 2 weeks is an eternity. Act now! If you have to sleep on it, give it a night.

by Anonymousreply 17903/23/2019

R165/R170 again. I am so glad you found my advice helpful and are (sort of) taking it. But to echo r179, two weeks?? That is ridiculous in ANY online dating scenario. I think you are assigning a huge amount of importance and overthinking the shit out of what is basically saying hi. I understand fear and shyness holding us back; my particular issue in life is related: great difficulty in making decisions. Sometimes for me what helps with that is logic, reminding myself that I just can't wait that long because things don't work that way.

by Anonymousreply 18003/23/2019

For 146, this is how it's done. Jump to 02:05:21. Enjoy.

by Anonymousreply 18103/23/2019

What a sexy video r181. I am saddened that a loud group of gay men seem to really disparage lesbians and girl on girl sex.. I don't get it.. We are not competition . We are supposed to be family..

by Anonymousreply 18203/23/2019

Loud, small group I should have said .

by Anonymousreply 18303/23/2019

R182, are you new both to DL and to gay men in general?

by Anonymousreply 18403/23/2019

Can the ladies orgasm while scissoring?

by Anonymousreply 18503/23/2019

How popular is scissoring?

by Anonymousreply 18603/23/2019

R179 and R180, ladies, ladies...(or one lady and a gent),

I have a business trip the week after this week. I cannot possibly laden myself with any ancillary stress until I get back. If she finds someone else in the two weeks, maybe it wasn't meant to be. But I have taken your advice to heart and have added photos of myself to my profile when it used to just have a sunrise. Let's wait a few days and see if she writes me: if she does not, I shall "like" her.

Thank you

by Anonymousreply 18703/23/2019

Suit yourself. Good luck to you.

It's also great to go out of town after a whirlwind romance starts. Maybe you make a move now. get something started, then have a break for your work trip, and while you're there, you can both see whether this is worth resuming when you get back.

Not trying to push you in any direction. Stepping off now.

by Anonymousreply 18803/24/2019

Bumping beavers is a sensual act and stimulates the clits and is just gentle , nurturing sex... I also think just cuddling is a comforting way with soft touch and compassion.

by Anonymousreply 18903/24/2019

R188, I thank you for your suggestion. You know, it sounds great for a different kind of person. I am of ilk that cannot deal with stress. It would feel better for me if I just held off for a few weeks.

by Anonymousreply 19003/24/2019

Are Viv Thomas videos popular? The one in this thread was my first time seeing one.

by Anonymousreply 19103/24/2019

Delightful porn for the curious.

by Anonymousreply 19203/24/2019

It is well known that diet effects taste of sperm - does diet have the same effect on vaginal juices? Maybe that explains the high incidence of vegetarianism/veganism amongst lesbians?

by Anonymousreply 19303/24/2019

R192 is the way lesbians get pregnant. Some poor guy shoots in lesbian A then she does this to lesbian B. So elegant.

by Anonymousreply 19403/25/2019

Why does the pussy frozen in place at r192 have a Hitler mustache

by Anonymousreply 19503/26/2019

I was with women before I came out. There was NEVER a "fish" or "stank" smell. There was not really a smell at all. Maybe soap or a natural smell that was very light, but not bad at all. People all have their own scent. If they are clean, its not a bad smell. Just a smell.

by Anonymousreply 19603/26/2019

[quote] If they are clean, its not a bad smell. Just a smell.

You're right. Even sex has a smell. But, I guess many going on and on here about scents and smells don't remember that since its been so long that they have had sex... if at all.

by Anonymousreply 19703/26/2019

Bump

by Anonymousreply 19803/30/2019

Who is the audience for Viv Thomas videos? Men or women?

by Anonymousreply 19903/31/2019

R192 that made me cum and I am as gay as they come.

by Anonymousreply 20004/18/2019

Indeed.

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