WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE FOOTPRINTS IN THE SNOW!!??

RIP OP.

It's certainly not wild Lesbians.

How about a picture?

"Bears?...Bears are sweet. Besides, did you ever see a bear with forty foot feet?"

are you dead op

[quote]"Bears?...Bears are sweet. Besides, did you ever see a bear with forty foot feet?"

Dragon?

It’s a Bernie supporter out soliciting contributions early.

Best cough up the 27 bucks.

Scorch marks...usually they're linked.

ice dragon

Khloe Kardashian.

The sun melts the snow during the day and it refreezes at night causing the prints to distort over time.

Is Sarah Huckabee Sanders in town OP?

Last night's trick coming back to eat the rest of you, OP.

[quote]Scorch marks...usually they're linked.

Manticore?

Chimeras are known in these parts. Yup.

Where do you live OP? Are you a rural dweller or a suburban homeowner?

If you are out in the country in an isolated locale, I'd get the hell out of there for a day or two.

Imaginary... Griffins extinct.

OP, can I have your stuff?

It's a chupacabra dear. Leave out some food to keep it happy, trust me when I say this is in your best interest.

OP it's best if you knock out your nextdoor neighbor and leave her tied up out in the snow as tribute.

Giant?

R19, Exactly what kind of food does a chupacabra like to eat?

Turkey meatballs and Red Dragon cheese R22

Whatever you do, do NOT present hole. I repeat, do NOT present hole.

R22 evidently it's quite fond of goat and cow meat. If you want to be extra nice you can purchase organic goat meat from Whole foods, I'm sure he will appreciate it.

It might be a vegan. Best not to risk it. Go with the humus.

Whatever you do, DO NOT report it to the authorities.

One of your neighbors is stomping around late at night, wearing boots with fake foot print makers attached, trying to scare people. It's been done many times.

Throw some raw meat out at night then grab a chair and wait.

Agree with the poster above. It could be an animal but it's probably Khloe Kardashian.

Choupette looking for Daddy

Maybe you’re a werewolf.

It’s probably Snuffleupagus.

This is the best thread in weeks. I'm going wild with W&Ws.

Surprise OP!

Chrissy Metz is your new nextdoor neighbor!

And she is looking forward to sunbathing this summer..in the nude.

You do know what they say about big feet, don’t you OP?

I’d shower and shave and then throw rose petals down leading to the front door.

I said do NOT present hole. But don't listen to me. What could I possibly know about being gang raped by yeti.

It's probably "Predator". You'll be dead shortly hon. Can I have your fine china cuz you're dead?

It's the killer rabbit. Run away! Run away!

And OP, be sure to have Marvin Gaye’s music playing.

OP, take a picture of it, post it for us, then use it for for your Grindr profile.

OP whatever it is, just be thankful it didn’t leave a giant turd in its wake.

Have a hoe-down!

Ignore r42s suggestion. Chupacabras have notoriously low self esteem and they don't need the bitches at DL ripping their looks.

OP is clearly lying dead in the snow... what's left of him.

Don’t worry R46...OP just went out for the evening.

Perfect.

It's that Chupacaca thing

Sasquatch

Giant?

....Possible. Very, very possible.

is there poo around the footprints?

Bigfoot.

FUCK, you guys. If I take pictures how do I link them here? DO I have to join Snatchchat or some shit??

These footprints are fucking FREAKY!!!

I don't know how the fuck something could walk like that and leave prints so far apart-

Ill take pictures in the morning.

It's Ina Garten walking around with no shoes on.....

R54. If you can download a photo from your camera or smartphone to your computer, you should be able to upload it to IMGUR (which is what I always use when i share photos here). You don't need a membership.

just a new neighbor, just passing through...

Christ. What’s your address OP?

We’ll come right over.

R57- You have NO IDEA how close that is to what the prints look like!!!! the leg span and everything!!

I am in New England near the ocean.

Do you think we have Giant Night Ostrich's??

Thanks R56- I will download it to that site tomorrow-

Well if you’re in New England, they are obviously the footprints of The Gronk.

Then my bedroom windows are staying open all night for the Gronk's arrival!!!

Hate the Patriots, but love me some Gronk!!!!

r59, I was joking when I posted that but, being in NE also, I have to ask, anyone near you have emus?

Do you live in NYC? If so, it's probably a baby rat.

Any zoos nearby?

Does this help?

OP, get a couple of annoying friends to help investigate and make Blair Witch Project 2.

Emus = pure evil.

Holy shit, OP! Isn't it obvious? The alien chestbusters have time traveled back to 2019 and they're going to cocoon you when you're sleeping. Run!

You've been visited by Courtney Love. Roll with it.

This sounds like something out of an M. Night Shymalan movie.

M. Night of course will have a cameo as OP's neighbor.

Do you have a Subway nearby?

Is there an NBA training camp nearby, OP? That would explain Khloe's presence. She's on a hunt for fresh meat.

^I love you.

And i don't even pay attention to Kardashian bullshit, but that made me laugh.

Yeah when it snows, then rains, footprints expand. Then the rain turns back to sleet and everything ices over. Deer prints can look ridiculously big after this happens

Coyote (coywolves in the northeast)

When you saw one set of footprints in the snow...It's cause I put on these Bigfoot slippers and stomped around in your yard. Dude, you should have seen the look on your face!

Seagulls

Did the “visitor” leave the gift of a book on your front porch? “To Serve Man”??

Tracks 3 ft apart were probably made by 2 animals, OP. For example, here are groundhog tacks. If another groundhog walked by an hour later, 3 feet from where the forst groundhog walked. It would look like a giant animal with claws had walked by,

I suggest not watching The Bodyguard tonight.

OP, this has been the best thread in ages. Thank you for sharing.

[quote]They are so far apart

Well, whatever it is, he's clearly a whore constantly presenting.

Jussie Smollett?

I knew it!! OP is toast.

Its me!!! It's me!!! Sorry , I worked from home today and it has been crazy. Let me preface this by saying that the snow did melt the prints a little- But the size is still accurate. These prints are like 10-13 inches each. And look closely at how far apart the prints are. I feel its small dinosaur size.

This is it. Let's get to the bottom of this.

And I have posted here before about my love for raccoons and deer, so this shit is legit!

Irish creatures - Jedward?

Op, I can't see an image of footprints. I can see other images but not of footprints.

Click on "All images"

The link was funky but I think this is what he meant to go to

i think maybe it's someone hopping along on their dick and balls.

Ow!!

I'm telling you, that's an an emu baby.

R91!!! I do have owls here!!! Maybe the prints are so far apart because he is kinda flying or jumping from place to place??? They are about 5 feet apart and go in a line as you can see!!

R91, are you saying OW? or OWL????

Someone, help me- before it COMES BACK IN THE NIGHT!!!!!

[quote]Best cough up the 27 bucks.

I like the way you think r7.

per Google, they are most likely rabbit tracks that melted a bit and refroze although, i am sticking with emu.

R97, and I do have really cute cottontail rabbits!!!

So they are spaced far apart because the rabbit is hopping -

And that little tail thing at end is probably its little ass and cottontail!!!!

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Jersey Devil

Pogo stick or stilts?

I am sorry that this thread is over :(

Jackalope!

I think we need to face the facts that it is the return of the chupacabra!

Careful, OP! Erna is stalking your sizemeat!

Rabbit

By any chance, do you live next to the Guidice clan, OP?

Did the cunt post any pics? I don't feel like scrolling up and looking.....

R108 yes and they’re immediately identifiable as rabbit tracks. Snooze.

Maybe it was Nancy Reagan and Bar Bush with their big piano legs and fat cankles...

Come to carry Trump off to Hell

I am sorry it was a rabbit, guys!

I was hoping it was a gazelle or an alien.

Life can be so MUNDANE.

Im telling everyone it's an emu still. much more fun!