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What dumb, ignorant shit have you said in real life?

Once, at Sunday dinner when I was in college, I asked my family how they grew the little red things inside green olives.

by Anonymousreply 10February 22, 2019 12:27 AM

Posted here. Got called Mary.

by Anonymousreply 1February 21, 2019 9:25 PM

"All Jews are rich."

Really pissed off a Jewish classmate - which confused me because I didn't consider it an insult - at the time.

by Anonymousreply 2February 21, 2019 9:27 PM

I thought calligraphy meant Asian writing.

by Anonymousreply 3February 21, 2019 10:14 PM

What's so important about motor oil when it's gasoline that makes the car go? That's

by Anonymousreply 4February 21, 2019 11:36 PM

Said to a bf in the middle of an argument: I was never really attracted to you.

by Anonymousreply 5February 22, 2019 12:11 AM

"What dumb, ignorant shit have you said in real life?"

Yes.

by Anonymousreply 6February 22, 2019 12:14 AM

I was always known to come out with profundities as a kid. Even as an adult. Cannot recall saying any dumb shit but I do know words like serendipitous etc. Shocked a former boss that I knew the meaning of that word.

by Anonymousreply 7February 22, 2019 12:21 AM

I thought the first letter in Iowa was an L and called it Lowa and the whole class laughed at me.

by Anonymousreply 8February 22, 2019 12:24 AM

Car engine locked up because I didn't know they required oil. Then asked mechanic, "Can't you just unlock it?"

by Anonymousreply 9February 22, 2019 12:25 AM

Way to humble brag, R7. Maybe that useless post can count as your contribution.

by Anonymousreply 10February 22, 2019 12:27 AM
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