Caption this photo of Mike Pence and his nephew

Nephew: "I got the weirdest hard-on right now"

Take me, uncle!

When George Costanza did that on "Seinfeld," Elaine told him it looked effeminate.

VP: "The President told me that Kellyanne does unspeakable, sinful and dirty things with his no-no and nay-nay. Please don't commit sin with Giovanna until I become President. Console yourself with your best friend, like I do. God will only make me President if we are pure with woman. There are things we can do with men that we must never do with our mommies."

Thou shalt not covet thy brother's son.

Care for a fucking?

Don't tell me what to do, OP!

assume the position

"Nephew, just look in my eyes. Senator Graham will be done licking you there before you know it and then it will be my turn."

Closet cases on a plane.

Snakes on a Plane

This thread has a very non-Lesbian vibe.

Vice President Pence and his “nephew,” left, seen here on AF2.

Joel informs Pence that his seat is in an upright position

That nephew is tough!

Old closet case offers advice to young closet case.

OK, so bathhouses are bad, but glory holes are good?

Nephew: She wants kids!

Mike: When the time comes to consummate, just close your eyes and think of Frenchmen.

Odd topic, Pence's daughter just became engaged in P-Town of all places, daddy must have shit

Here is the butch guy Pence's daughter married, R19. He insisted on PTown for the engagement.

"I'll do anything for you, Uncle Mike."

Both having just returned to their seats from a restroom encounter, the younger asks "Did you just try to glamour me?" The older replies "Yeah, but I guess that only works on "True Blood." Younger retorts "You don't have to worry about me remembering it."

That couple at R20 are going to have some fugly kids!

"I told you to pre-lube, I'm speaking from experience!"

"You got the looks in the family, Nephew. Don't squander them."

I'm vaselined up and ready to go!

All the men in or married into that family seem gay.

He's better looking than her, R23

Come sit on papa's lap.

Like uncle, like nephew

Hey Nephew , wanna join the mile high Club ?

If Mother wasn't next to me, I'd be riding your cock

"Get on all fours, boy."

Touched by an Uncle.

"When Justin is finished eating out your ass, will you fetch me another bottle of water?"

Right in front of my salad?!?

Mike has always told me that he relies on "datalounge" for real-time polling data. Then he goes up to bed when I start our family prayer hour.

Is there something I should know?

Is Pence the DL nephew troll?

R38, yes. He's the mysterious, elusive Uncle Bottom.

Open the pod doors, Hal.

Nasty, squinty Mike Pence is a closeted gay man who went through "gay conversion" therapy.

He's not as evil as Rumsfeld or Cheney but the closeted ones are always trouble.

See J. Edgar Hoover or Roy Cohn (tRumps hero)

The closet kills and I don't really care about that .We all make choices.

The trouble is the infinite harm it causes the rest of us.

His nephew looks like he's closeted as well..