OMG! Golden Girls-themed cruise planned for 2020

A murder mystery game. Whenever someone guesses wrong, the "detective" will look at them funny and ask "St. Olaf?"

Drinking, Rose.

Will they serve George Bernard Slaw?

Funeral home rooms set up where you can pay last respects to wax dummies in caskets of Bea, Rue, and Estelle.

Just make sure that you buy the condoms, Rose! Condoms! Condoms!

I hope Miami's literary intelligentsia don't buy up all the tickets!

Will Barbara Thorndyke be giving a reading?

Please let the Donatello Triplets be available!

Beatlemania will be performing "Dot, Dot, What A Gal I Got."

So will the gay cook get fired after the first day of the cruise?

Dinner every night: Italian food and cheesecake!

May every DL GG loving poster and thread creator book this cruise. May the ship be racked with e-coli on its 2nd day. May an errant iceberg appear from nowhere, and tear a terrible unrepairable gash in its hull. May it then sink without a trace or survivor.

There has to be nightly performances at the Burt Reynolds Dinner Theatre.

Unfortunately, with Mr. Burt Reynolds having passed on, the headliner with be Ruth Buzzi.

Wednesday night: Grab that Dough!

Picture it, Miami..a cruiseship full if men...Blanche would be So excited..for a moment. Tho she probably thought they were lebbonese...or Danny Thomas....Love it...i wanna ticket!!!

Can we all acknowledge this boat will be full of 50-70 year old men, obese, flowered caftans, and ALL believing they are Blanche when they are actually Rose for thinking there would be a hottie with good muscle tone dtf

R17 Not everything you do in life needs to be an opportunity to fuck.

Will Betty be there?

Butt sex

Datalounge will be a ghost town the week this cruise kicks off.

Do you think they'll serve geherkenflerken?

Please let it have an all you can eat cheesecake bar!

Did anyone get onto the TCM Cruise?

I want to know if they're going to have a performance of the Herring Circus.

This is now the THIRD thread on this subject. Do a fucking search!

A [italic]Golden Girls[/italic] cruise that you'd have to be as rich as the family from [italic]Silver Spoons[/italic] to afford.

Three threads are not enough.

Will there be an aerobics class?

R12 = a still bitter Coco

May there be a show chicken playing a piano in the bar.

Jeez, Coco, you got a Pixar movie named after you. What more do you want?

I hope they play Grab That Dough.

How much will the hot dogs be without a beverage?

Buy your ticket today to get your FREE photo op wearing Dorothy's wedding dress!

The Captain's table will only have three chairs around it -- but there will be a nearby stool so everyone's in frame.

Karaoke night featuring all your favourite hits!

Hard Hearted Hannah I Wanna Be Loved By You I Never Thought I'd Find a Hair There I Got You Babe Miami (You've Got Style) The Sky Is Falling Mr Sandman

The Designing Women cruise ship:

I'd love to apply for a job working as a cabin boy.

Can anyone help me punch up my resume?

Please, NO to An Evening of Lesbian Poetry.

Monday night: Bingo in the Shady Pines lounge. Servers dressed as nurses.

Thursday night: Naked Mountain night on the upper deck!

Fun in the buff at a mountain retreat. Hike, swim, and play volleyball while the sun beats down on your fanny.

Saturday Night Dance-athon!

Dress like the mother of a solid gold dancer! Prize for the couple who dances the longest. When the Charleston starts to play, wag your finger towards the sky!

They are going to feature a pine box that contains Freda Claxton.

R44, yes. And in the box next to her will be a man wearing a teddy.

But a masculine teddy.

Sparehooven krispies o the dessert table.

Bacon, lettuce, and potato sandwiches!

Everyone should sit down for dinner, life their plate, and find an envelope. Inside will be an envelope with the name of a character they must portray for the rest of the evening. If you get Dorothy, Blanche, Rose, or Sophia, then you get to sit at the birthday table with Mr. Haha.

All furniture will be wicker.

r12: Eat dirt and die, trash.

[quote] Please, NO to An Evening of Lesbian Poetry.

We don't believe in labels.

The cruise has sold out. I have been calling and emailing the cunt in charge of the cruise asking how to pay the deposit ASAP. No answers until I emailed again today and she tells me it’s sold out. I hope this cruise ends up being a fyre fest type ordeal. Are there any other south Florida GG obsessed DL’ers on here? I want to go on a GG themed cruise dammit.

So MANY old people

I love GG.

And I was on Miami Beach today--though I suspect that the Golden Girls lived in Miami Shores.

(Don't tell me they're fictional, heartless bitches.)

R53 sold out already?

Sold out? There really are enough people who will pay good money to do on a boat what you can do at home in your underwear for the cost of a DVD box set?

YEs rose, sold out:

We’ll have to talk to Mean Old Lady Hickenluper about that.