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Survivor: Edge of Extinction

Just saw a commercial advising that a new season of the show starts 2/20. Already?

This series sure cycles quickly - the last one was, what, 3 months ago? They're trying something new to bring some freshness to this stale enterprise... players will be subjected to "the edge of extinction", whatever that means. I refuse to waste the energy to try to find out what this entails. All I did see that there will be at least 4 returning players. Yawn.

by Anonymousreply 600April 11, 2019 11:08 PM

They are starting to copy the real world road rules challenges on MTV>

by Anonymousreply 1February 17, 2019 6:18 PM

This twist is just to ensure Trumpster Joe wins.

The twist is just a mixture of Exile Island and Redemption Island. All voted out players have the chance to return, unless they opt to quit. You can get voted out on day 3 and possibly come back into the game at the Final 5. Crazy.

by Anonymousreply 2February 17, 2019 6:20 PM

The official intro for this season.

Reem has to be the best contestant name yet. LOL.

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by Anonymousreply 3February 17, 2019 6:25 PM

Starts tonight - every new season, I hate watch.

by Anonymousreply 4February 20, 2019 2:16 PM

Why the hell do they still insist on bringing people back?

Stop trying to make them happen. They are not happening.

by Anonymousreply 5February 20, 2019 2:36 PM

They should all go extinct. Let's expand Big Brother!

by Anonymousreply 6February 20, 2019 4:17 PM

Angelina, Christian, Natalie, Pat and Dan were all called/invited for S40

by Anonymousreply 7February 20, 2019 11:51 PM

Ron is our gay guy this season. He predicts an all-male Final 6! We've never had an older guy won for so long, hope he takes the win (if not, then Eric or Julia)

by Anonymousreply 8February 20, 2019 11:52 PM

The young med student is straight?

by Anonymousreply 9February 21, 2019 3:48 AM

The older white guy who is an educator has got to be gay. The black med student flames from space. I also think the bald nerdy guy who’s a returning player is gay as well.

I didn’t catch his name but the dark haired guy with the tattoo on his left shoulder is a hunk. He looked great in his boxer briefs during the challenge. I think he’s a fireman.

by Anonymousreply 10February 21, 2019 4:35 AM

So does Rim Job just chill at that place til the end of the game?

by Anonymousreply 11February 21, 2019 8:59 AM

Wentworth’s tribe are all pretty awful. I include her in that. Out of the returning players I think David will survive the longest.

by Anonymousreply 12February 21, 2019 9:49 AM

I just hope they vote Joe out. I don't want to have to deal with having him shoved down my throat all season.

by Anonymousreply 13February 21, 2019 9:58 AM

Say what you want, Joe is still a hot man

by Anonymousreply 14February 21, 2019 10:33 AM

Nobody likes Nurse Jackie!

by Anonymousreply 15February 21, 2019 11:21 AM

So basically extinction island is way to keep the returning players in the game.

by Anonymousreply 16February 21, 2019 11:41 AM

So Julia ended up being invisible. I'm changing my bias picks to Eric and Julie and Ron. (I'd say Gavin too, but he's a lot like Nick, they can't have the same winners back-to-back)

by Anonymousreply 17February 21, 2019 12:11 PM

Was Miss P freshly 'toxed for the premiere?

by Anonymousreply 18February 21, 2019 12:14 PM

Sure looked like it, R18.

by Anonymousreply 19February 21, 2019 12:17 PM

It's so obvious Joe will be voted out early and be the one and only contestant who survives "Edge of Extinction" Island (or whatever the fuck it is). He'll re-enter the game. No thanks. This is going to suck.

by Anonymousreply 20February 21, 2019 12:33 PM

I noticed that hot black haired guy too but he basically got no air time. Reem showed everyone how not to behave in a tribal council but I sure felt like that was kind of engineered so that she could do that weird comeback thing.

by Anonymousreply 21February 21, 2019 12:34 PM

Chris Underwood

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by Anonymousreply 22February 21, 2019 12:59 PM

Chris Underwood

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by Anonymousreply 23February 21, 2019 12:59 PM

He looks better on video. What a smile!

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by Anonymousreply 24February 21, 2019 1:00 PM

Chris is black??

by Anonymousreply 25February 21, 2019 1:19 PM

Not Black, black haired

by Anonymousreply 26February 21, 2019 1:20 PM

Which Trumper have the producers picked to win this season?

by Anonymousreply 27February 21, 2019 1:28 PM

r26 oh. read that incorrectly

by Anonymousreply 28February 21, 2019 1:30 PM

That Tourette's girl is so happy!!!! She never stops smiling.

by Anonymousreply 29February 21, 2019 2:35 PM

Interviews and profiles of the cast. From his interview, the black guy is deeply religious. There is no way he is openly gay.

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by Anonymousreply 30February 21, 2019 2:57 PM

I wish the other contestants would also refer to her as Rim Job, r11. The show needs to cast DLers!

by Anonymousreply 31February 21, 2019 4:25 PM

Wentworth? AGAIN?

by Anonymousreply 32February 21, 2019 4:32 PM

Survivor: DataLounge!

Erna

Judy "Pills" Garland

White Belt Man

Cheryl

Shitty Little Ann

Former Congressional Intern

Tax Troll

Christmas Mouse

Poo Shoes

Colto

by Anonymousreply 33February 21, 2019 5:53 PM

Wow... crickets. No one must be watching this year, or are so bored by it, they have nothing to say.

by Anonymousreply 34February 21, 2019 10:37 PM

r31 Ron confirmed DLer lol

by Anonymousreply 35February 22, 2019 12:04 AM

This is the first season i have missed the premiere.

Is it me, or is it Survivor fatigue?

by Anonymousreply 36February 22, 2019 12:40 AM

I think most of us can tell if a season is going to suck just by the preview or theme. I tuned in but I hate anything resembling redemption island and I don’t like returning players unless it’s an Allstars season. I’ll watch but I’m not invested.

I’m with the guy who said he wanted to experience the game for himself and not have a returning player explaining everything. I’d be super disappointed if I got on the show only to have someone like that effecting my experience.

by Anonymousreply 37February 22, 2019 1:14 AM

Again, they insist on bringing people back to further their asinine "survivor is a life journey" narrative, and it always falls flat .

They need to go back to just letting people play a damn game and stop assigning a "bigger" meaning to every little thing.

by Anonymousreply 38February 22, 2019 1:25 AM

I am sick of this exile island bs. Also, there's one almost hot guy. I blame Probst.

by Anonymousreply 39February 22, 2019 2:28 AM

This premiere felt strangely underwhelming. Hopefully it will pick up the pace soon.

by Anonymousreply 40February 22, 2019 2:30 AM

I like Wendy. She has spunk and a different personality, but seems like she's doomed.

I liked Reem. Her abrasiveness made her interesting.

by Anonymousreply 41February 22, 2019 2:59 AM

Only 41 responses? Are you freakin’ kidding?!

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by Anonymousreply 42February 22, 2019 8:35 PM

What r39 said. No really hot guys this season after an abundance of good dick last time.

by Anonymousreply 43February 22, 2019 8:38 PM

Another season?

by Anonymousreply 44February 22, 2019 8:48 PM

You know it is bad when the season premiere is only one hour and not two.

by Anonymousreply 45February 22, 2019 11:06 PM

R45 The producers don't have a whole lot of say when it comes to when they an extended premiere episode. They can only suggest it, CBS has the final say. It really depends on how full the schedule is.

But with that said, supposedly they weren't happy with this season much at all (or last season either really). They fired their casting director who had been there since the beginning and had talks to doing a major overhaul for seasons 39 and 40.

I'm guessing someone they don't want to come back into the game, actually does instead of who they wanted it to save. It would be funny if Reem got to return and somehow won the whole thing. You never know, Andrea beat out 3 Alpha Males in a challenge to return on Redemption Island. Of course, she was voted back out in quick order too though.

by Anonymousreply 46February 23, 2019 12:02 AM

R33 Don’t forget about Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, formerly of Boulder, CO.

by Anonymousreply 47February 23, 2019 12:25 AM

Miss Probst needs to amp it up.

by Anonymousreply 48February 23, 2019 4:28 AM

Wardog has a big dick

by Anonymousreply 49February 23, 2019 10:29 AM

Joe's mustache is annoying and ruined his hotness.

by Anonymousreply 50February 23, 2019 12:57 PM

Meh. I hate when they bring players back. It destroys the dynamic. And it's too soon.

I liked last season and found Christian and a number of the rest of the cast refreshingly intelligent and interesting to watch.

by Anonymousreply 51February 23, 2019 2:58 PM

Reem was an idiot. She should have just said at jury, "look all of us this is our first chance, not our second, or our third, or in one case, our fourth. Don't kill my dream to give someone who has had three tries at this another shot."

by Anonymousreply 52February 23, 2019 3:02 PM

DL Survivor is nothin without Peg. If only so she can be the first to be voted off.

by Anonymousreply 53February 23, 2019 3:11 PM

That guy said he had a "Dad Bod". Nope. Not even close.

Joe is hideous.

The one hot guy is not going to make this a must-watch season, especially with it stacked so that Joe "finally" wins.

by Anonymousreply 54February 23, 2019 3:16 PM

I remember voicing this complaint last year (‘there are no hot guys compared to last season!’)

I’m hoping this season will have a Nick, who I didn’t find attractive until several episodes into last season.

by Anonymousreply 55February 23, 2019 4:08 PM

I, for one, hope Joe wins so we never have to bother with him again.

by Anonymousreply 56February 23, 2019 8:48 PM

Joe is a fuckboy and a douche.

by Anonymousreply 57February 23, 2019 8:51 PM

I would let War Dog commit war crimes in my ass.

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by Anonymousreply 58February 24, 2019 3:23 AM

Joe needs to cut his hair.

by Anonymousreply 59February 24, 2019 4:19 AM

r58 you missed his dick flopping in the intro

by Anonymousreply 60February 24, 2019 12:40 PM

Lots of Joe's dick pics on the OMG Blog

by Anonymousreply 61February 24, 2019 12:47 PM

Is Joe the new Malcolm? How many times has he been back now?

by Anonymousreply 62February 24, 2019 2:07 PM

A mix of Ozzy and Malcolm..

by Anonymousreply 63February 24, 2019 2:14 PM

Mozzy?

by Anonymousreply 64February 25, 2019 12:05 AM

These people are hard to look and they're boring. This might be the worst season ever. And the returning contestants are so annoying.

by Anonymousreply 65February 28, 2019 12:16 AM

Wardog is really annoying

by Anonymousreply 66February 28, 2019 1:05 AM

War dog can breed me any day.....the guy who is buddies with war dog...did anyone see his bulge tonight? He's at least 9 inches......he's huge!

by Anonymousreply 67February 28, 2019 1:48 AM

That would be Chris, r67. And I noticed it too. It was toward the end of the episode and he was standing by the campfire, showing a massive hanging bulge. It was a quick shot but it really did look huge.

I didn't really notice him in the first episode but Chris is hot as fire. His tattoos are stupid but his body is gorgeous and he's really quite handsome, too.

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by Anonymousreply 68February 28, 2019 2:00 AM

Keith would get on my last fucking nerve. Take the exit, please.

Dang it Dang it Come on God Come on God Come on God Come on God

by Anonymousreply 69February 28, 2019 2:15 AM

It is boring season so far and extinction island is stupid. The show needs a serious shakeup.

by Anonymousreply 70February 28, 2019 2:37 AM

The religious melodrama on this show has gotten so ridiculous

by Anonymousreply 71February 28, 2019 2:41 AM

Thanks R68......yes, it was just a quick shot, but it was massive! I agree.....stupid tattoos, but he's smoking hot!

by Anonymousreply 72February 28, 2019 5:12 AM

R72 And he kinda pings to me. Several of the guys do.

by Anonymousreply 73February 28, 2019 5:27 AM

Chris is gay and married to Colton Underwood from The Bachelor.

by Anonymousreply 74February 28, 2019 5:35 AM

R71 It's always been there. Fact is, they've kind of down-played it so far this season aside from Keith. Go back to season 2 for some real Jesus lovin' with Elizabeth, Rodger, Mitchell and Michael Skupin leading the holy roller brigade.

by Anonymousreply 75February 28, 2019 5:45 AM

Somehow I got the feeling that Keith really wanted to go home, and when he saw that roadblock, all of that protesting he was doing was obviously for show. Getting kicked off the tribe spared him of all that toil and humiliation of sucking at the challenges. When he saw those signs, I'm sure he was like damn! Now, how can I save face, oh Lord?

by Anonymousreply 76February 28, 2019 6:48 AM

r68 Wardog has shown bulge on the Main Titles and on Episode 1

by Anonymousreply 77February 28, 2019 9:46 AM

The Nurse Jackie reference is dead on.

by Anonymousreply 78February 28, 2019 10:24 AM

I cannot friggin’ believe this. Where the hell is everyone? I got no one to talk to. All I tried to do was show some motherly love. Am I being punk’d?

by Anonymousreply 79February 28, 2019 10:29 AM

DANG!!!!! ........

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IT!!

by Anonymousreply 80February 28, 2019 12:30 PM

Yeah we saw that too, Chris was hanging down, we watched and said "jesus at the same time lol

by Anonymousreply 81February 28, 2019 1:42 PM

What is a wardog?

by Anonymousreply 82February 28, 2019 2:09 PM

Why the hell would Survivor cast a guy who can't swim. That black guy better go home because he's a waste of time and space.

by Anonymousreply 83February 28, 2019 2:12 PM

r83, clearly because Miss Probst needs some commentary material.

by Anonymousreply 84February 28, 2019 2:14 PM

The Chris bulge gif.

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by Anonymousreply 85February 28, 2019 2:17 PM

I went from rooting for underdog Keith in episode 1 to hating him by the end of episode 2. He was an extremely poor sport after being voted out, even though he knew he fucked up in the immunity challenge. I’ll bet he quits and doesn’t show up at the reunion. Good riddance.

by Anonymousreply 86February 28, 2019 7:28 PM

The show clearly fucked up by not calling this edition:

Survivor: Battle of the Bulge.

by Anonymousreply 87February 28, 2019 8:09 PM

They should go back to the basics. They fuck it up with all the extra shit. It should be a bunch of strangers who want cash and compete. Curtain down.

by Anonymousreply 88February 28, 2019 11:13 PM

I like how Keith morphed into MadTV's Marvin Tikvah at the fork in the road.

"C'mon, Shelly. C'mon. C'mon..."

by Anonymousreply 89February 28, 2019 11:20 PM

Hated Keith saying “Come on, God! Come on, Jesus! Come on, God! Come on, Jesus!” Make up your mind, son.

by Anonymousreply 90February 28, 2019 11:21 PM

Don't you know Xtians consider God and Jesus to be one and the same? At least the stupider ones. That's, of course, implying there are intelligent ones.

by Anonymousreply 91February 28, 2019 11:40 PM

Kelley Wentworth looks rough. Glad Wendy snuck by another round. I hope Keith knows he's gay.

by Anonymousreply 92March 1, 2019 12:18 AM

[quote]Why the hell would Survivor cast a guy who can't swim. That black guy better go home because he's a waste of time and space.

Well, Wendy and Reem taught him how to swim, and he was swimming pretty good after the lesson. I don't know why his swimming regressed. He must have been nervous.

by Anonymousreply 93March 1, 2019 6:26 AM

They cast someone who can’t swim because it’s Survivor and not American Ninja. This show is meant to be about everyday people from all walks of life vying for the million. Sandra won twice and she’s terrible in challenges so it doesn’t always ruin your game. I’m thinking his social game was also pretty shit after seeing his exit.

Add me to the list of viewers who saw that bulge and thought ‘Ooh DLers are gonna want Chris to stick around!’ . From blurry everything to THIS!

by Anonymousreply 94March 1, 2019 8:33 AM

Erm, can we talk about the elephant trunk in the room?

by Anonymousreply 95March 1, 2019 11:37 AM

I guess if Chris makes it to the family challenge, when his fiance shows up we'll know what she's been missing.

by Anonymousreply 96March 1, 2019 11:46 AM

r83 because they're going to need a female winner.

by Anonymousreply 97March 1, 2019 2:23 PM

Keith seems paralyzed with social and performance anxiety, and based on his comments about being a Mama's boy, I bet that his mother (and possibly aunts and sisters) are extremely domineering over any males in his family.

by Anonymousreply 98March 1, 2019 2:56 PM

Has Miss P sampled the elephant?

by Anonymousreply 99March 1, 2019 3:00 PM

Going by the big nipples on his baby chest, Keith is straight out of adolescence.

by Anonymousreply 100March 1, 2019 3:11 PM

[quote]Keith seems paralyzed with social and performance anxiety, and based on his comments about being a Mama's boy, I bet that his mother (and possibly aunts and sisters) are extremely domineering over any males in his family.

More likely, they baby the males and let them get away with murder.

by Anonymousreply 101March 2, 2019 7:32 AM

Wardog throws a mean fuck.

by Anonymousreply 102March 2, 2019 3:12 PM

If I was on that island with elephant trunk I would be dropping bro jobs hints all day long.

by Anonymousreply 103March 3, 2019 1:54 PM

We know, Jeff @r103. We know.

by Anonymousreply 104March 3, 2019 1:59 PM

I only liked that season where they were forced to wear the underwear they came to the island with.

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by Anonymousreply 105March 3, 2019 3:09 PM

R105, which season was that?

by Anonymousreply 106March 4, 2019 10:47 PM

R106 I'm not R105 but that pic is from the China season. The players are Erik Huffman and Jaime Dugan, and they got married not too long after their season ended.

Erik was one of the most underrated hunks over on the show.

by Anonymousreply 107March 4, 2019 11:03 PM

*Ever on the show.

by Anonymousreply 108March 4, 2019 11:04 PM

Completely agree, r107. One of the hottest guys ever on Survivor!

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by Anonymousreply 109March 4, 2019 11:59 PM

Loved Survivor:China. It gave us Courtney’s classic quote regarding Denise ‘It’s not my fault you suck at life’. It also gave us Denise’s mullet.

by Anonymousreply 110March 5, 2019 6:46 AM

Pearl Islands was the first season the contestants were forced to jump ship with only the clothes they were wearing. During the first immunity competition one of the men decided his boxers were slowing him down and stripped them off completely. Another of his teammates followed suit.

by Anonymousreply 111March 5, 2019 7:58 AM

It was Ryan and Andrew Savage who completely the challenge nude. Screen captures in the link below.

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by Anonymousreply 112March 5, 2019 8:00 AM

R107 - Thanks. I just started watching it again. I forgot Erik was a virgin.

by Anonymousreply 113March 5, 2019 11:59 PM

OMG blog picked up on Chris's large package and did a nice gif layout

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by Anonymousreply 114March 6, 2019 10:03 AM

I just figured out who Aubrey looks like:

Trixie Mattel our of drag

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by Anonymousreply 115March 7, 2019 12:23 AM

I don't know her name but Tourette's girl is really stupid to think about setting the chickens free. I would kick her teeth out if I caught her doing that. She's delusional for thinking that her newfound pity for some chickens it won't alienate the rest of the team. I despise those whiners who see a dog/cat/horse in a movie and have to announce to everyone "they better not hurt the dog/cat/horse!". Just shut the hell up.

by Anonymousreply 116March 7, 2019 12:26 AM

This concern for the chickens has happened before. Did not end well then.

by Anonymousreply 117March 7, 2019 12:30 AM

Yeah, every time there are chickens, there’s one person who doesn’t want them killed

What’s more entertaining is when someone like Shambo accidentally frees the chickens and then chases them around.

by Anonymousreply 118March 7, 2019 12:36 AM

Why so much camera time for returning whiny fat girl? She reminds me of Lina Dunham but perhaps more annoying and grating.

by Anonymousreply 119March 7, 2019 12:37 AM

Chris just showed bulge again... He is HUNG!!!

by Anonymousreply 120March 7, 2019 12:50 AM

And the ugly people fucked over the viewers.

by Anonymousreply 121March 7, 2019 12:57 AM

War Dog? Wart Hog!

by Anonymousreply 122March 7, 2019 12:58 AM

Fuck....there goes the hot, hung, peen....Chris better come back!

by Anonymousreply 123March 7, 2019 1:01 AM

I'm not worried about Chris. When the monkeys on that exile island see his penis, they will make him king and feed and wash him.

by Anonymousreply 124March 7, 2019 1:03 AM

When Chris was evicted, Probst shed a singie tear. Instead of “the tribe has spoken,” as Probst snuffed his torch, he said “I hate to see you leave, but I love to watch you go” and then he licked his lips!

by Anonymousreply 125March 7, 2019 1:13 AM

Wendy is going for this year’s cash prize from Sia.

by Anonymousreply 126March 7, 2019 2:03 AM

All of the tension and excitement of tribal is drained for the viewer as we know the evicted player is not really gone. I realize the other players don’t know about Extinction Island yet, but technically not one player has left the game yet.

by Anonymousreply 127March 7, 2019 2:08 AM

Got rid of Chris but not fucking Wendy?

by Anonymousreply 128March 7, 2019 2:17 AM

David is smart. From a strategic position, Wendy (and Wentworth) are the types you want to keep around.

by Anonymousreply 129March 7, 2019 2:21 AM

I was sad to see Chris go. He was a hunk, and a dead ringer for Tom Cullen from Downton Abbey. They won’t show him as much of him now. I wonder how they are going to deal with the people on reject island. When will they try to throw them back in?

by Anonymousreply 130March 7, 2019 2:32 AM

They should make him go naked on Extinction Island!

by Anonymousreply 131March 7, 2019 2:44 AM

[quote]David is smart. From a strategic position, Wendy (and Wentworth) are the types you want to keep around.

It was a dumb vote, IMO, unless David somehow knew that there would be a tribe swap coming next week. (Which, frankly, wouldn't surprise me. That's another way producers on this show can tip off the favored contestants without it coming across as blatant cheating... just lets them keep their thumb on the scale.)

I was kind of hoping no swap this year, and seeing one tribe totally knock out the other. You rarely get to see that.

by Anonymousreply 132March 7, 2019 3:53 AM

I think losing three in a row is a strong indication to any player that a tribe swap (or even a breakdown into three tribes) is on the horizon.

Even if not, it’s smart to get rid of a physical threat like Chris who I viewed as well-liked. Wendy is annoying and draws lots of attention to herself. It would idiotic to get rid of someone like that. Wentworth is shrewd, but a good shield. As soon as she’s gone people will turn on David as the other vet on the tribe. Right now she is taking the “vets shouldn’t get another chance” heat; David is the one vet who seems to have avoided that as of yet.

by Anonymousreply 133March 7, 2019 4:09 AM

Voting out the hottest player? Yeah, not the way to keep me interested in continuing this season....

by Anonymousreply 134March 7, 2019 5:11 AM

War Dog is hung as well

by Anonymousreply 135March 7, 2019 11:24 AM

The red haired chick is getting annoying. The wool hat paired with a bikini is not a look and how the fuck did she not notice Joe was right next to her?

by Anonymousreply 136March 7, 2019 11:38 AM

Probst about Chris during the reward challenge: "...you'll know when it's in!"

by Anonymousreply 137March 7, 2019 11:38 AM

They need to strip Chris and make him be naked on the edge of extinction.

by Anonymousreply 138March 7, 2019 11:39 AM

Loved the look on Aubrey's face as she was turning that wagon wheel. Total competitor.

by Anonymousreply 139March 7, 2019 11:40 AM

WarDog is fucking hot. Chris is too but he’s gone.

I have to say I hope David becomes the villain. Not really liking him this time but he is smart enough to cause trouble.

Also I want Joe gone. He’s so basic. Ozzy and Malcolm are far superior to him.

by Anonymousreply 140March 7, 2019 8:35 PM

[quote]Also I want Joe gone. He’s so basic. Ozzy and Malcolm are far superior to him.

Wait, I thought Joe was Ozzy. No joke. Talk about characters meshing together.

by Anonymousreply 141March 8, 2019 8:57 AM

Ozzy was overrated and could be an asshole, but still prefer him to Joe.

by Anonymousreply 142March 8, 2019 4:15 PM

Oh no, invisible Julia went there. And Keith got an acceptable amount of airtime.

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by Anonymousreply 143March 8, 2019 4:19 PM

Who?

by Anonymousreply 144March 8, 2019 4:27 PM

It is back again?

by Anonymousreply 145March 8, 2019 4:30 PM

I miss my Anochonda Chris! Biggest penis ever! Fuckyou those who voted him out.

by Anonymousreply 146March 8, 2019 6:22 PM

Wendy is hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 147March 8, 2019 6:31 PM

They should cook and eat Wendy

by Anonymousreply 148March 8, 2019 6:34 PM

I hate Wentworth and wendy's a hilarious mess. Stealing flint, releasing chicken, the only entertainment on this shitty season so far.

by Anonymousreply 149March 8, 2019 6:36 PM

Wardog has a juicy little butt in his blue drawers.

by Anonymousreply 150March 8, 2019 6:44 PM

I hate Wardog. Gimme Chris anyday.

by Anonymousreply 151March 8, 2019 6:48 PM

I've watch all three episodes and I swear I don't remember this guy even being on the show. I was looking for pictures of 'WarDog" and this guy's picture popped up. It says he is on this season, news to me.

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by Anonymousreply 152March 8, 2019 6:54 PM

He's the new DL obsession now that the Bulge is gone. Cute, tight body and tush.

by Anonymousreply 153March 8, 2019 8:02 PM

I’m glad that Wendy’s ankle didn’t end up sending her his (yet)

The pasty, doughy guy on Wendy’s tribe (the newscaster) has a very handsome face

by Anonymousreply 154March 8, 2019 11:04 PM

Ugh I hate they kept witchy old Wentworth around and got rid of the beautiful Chris. I suppose David's calculation is that there'll always be the votes to get rid of Wentworth no matter what the combination of tribe members. But I still think he may come to regret it.

I know phrases like this get thrown around on DL but Chris has a true quality of physical perfection. That curly black hair! That handsome face! That perfect body! That massive endowment! Swoon. I hope he fights his way back into the game.

But you're right r153, Gavin has potential with his fit little body. I just don't understand how he's still so pale after days on the island.

I can't tell if Wendy is playing to the cameras with this free-the-chicken shit or if she's genuinely unbalanced. I suppose both.

by Anonymousreply 155March 9, 2019 1:10 AM

They got rid of Anaconda Chris? Damnit!

by Anonymousreply 156March 9, 2019 1:35 AM

Whoever gets back in the game will be an instant target and will need to win the challenges or find an idol. If not, it's one and gone in a single episode. So far, Chris was the star performer on his team but still hamstrung by other players. Fighting for himself would be his only hope.

by Anonymousreply 157March 9, 2019 2:35 AM

How can people not like Wentworth? She's not much yet this season, but she's one of my favorite players of all time. Extremely smart and tough chick, with just enough humanity. She only takes pleasure in busting a true asshole, but she always plays to win. She's a top five strategist, team builder and lone woman survivor. I want her to win, but they won't keep her. These four returning player seasons are kind of fait accompli regarding the previous players fait.

by Anonymousreply 158March 13, 2019 12:56 AM

I didn’t watch Wentworth’s season but I am enjoying her resting bitch face at every tribal council this season!

by Anonymousreply 159March 13, 2019 4:27 PM

I’d laugh if the new twist is that no one from Desperation Island makes it back into the game.

by Anonymousreply 160March 13, 2019 4:55 PM

r199 correction Wentworth's seasonS. with an s. This is the third time she has been given a chance. Which if I was on that show and in a jury with her, I would turn to every other contestant and say "everyone here, this is our first try. This is her third. Why do you want to take away my dream just so she can have her THRID shot at it?"

by Anonymousreply 161March 13, 2019 5:34 PM

You guys are gonna be pissssed about who comes back from Extinction.

by Anonymousreply 162March 13, 2019 9:29 PM

Rim?

by Anonymousreply 163March 13, 2019 11:00 PM

The closeted reliJesus black queen?

by Anonymousreply 164March 13, 2019 11:15 PM

When did Gavin join the game? This is the first I've seen of him.

That xtra tooth that Wendy has in her upper gums is scary.

by Anonymousreply 165March 14, 2019 12:15 AM

Can we keep this thread spoiler-free?

David reminds me of Jermaine Stewart without the hair.

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by Anonymousreply 166March 14, 2019 12:23 AM

Wendy is one of the worst players to ever play the game.

Giving away as much information as possible. Making absolutely everyone hate her because of the chickens. Getting injured so she can't compete.

Her whole cute thing is way OTT.

by Anonymousreply 167March 14, 2019 12:27 AM

Well, even if Warbulge is voted off, he’ll still be on the show next week

by Anonymousreply 168March 14, 2019 12:36 AM

How are these fools not voting off the vets? It really boggles the mind!

by Anonymousreply 169March 14, 2019 2:06 AM

I love how it's always the 3rd or 4th episode before I realize who some of these people even are. The redhead, the firefighter, etc

by Anonymousreply 170March 14, 2019 2:25 AM

War Dog can RAW DOG me!

Seriously, I hate his stupid name, and he seems like a doofus, but I have to admit he has a beautiful face. I'm a sucker for dark eyed men.

by Anonymousreply 171March 14, 2019 2:48 AM

The editing sucks. I know they need to show the tribe who are going to tribal but they could make an exception since it’s been the same group EVERY tribal so far. I’m sick of Wendy, Wentworth and Wardog!

by Anonymousreply 172March 14, 2019 10:23 AM

The pacing is rushed because they essentially have four tribes to juggle right. The Edge of Extinction has ensured that not a single player has been voted out. We’ve had to keep track of people like Reem and Keith far longer than we ever should have. In some ways, I feel like I know Reem better than any of the other players, save the vets, who all get lots of screentime/confessionals too.

I did feel bad for production at that tribe swap...the same tribe has lost every immunity challenge so they try to mix things up and every person (save Wendy) winds up with their old teammates.

Next week is a double episode. Maybe they will get two more out and then go into the merge the following week.

by Anonymousreply 173March 14, 2019 10:44 AM

War Dog is a jerk and a blowhard but god DAMN I want him in me quite deeply!

by Anonymousreply 174March 14, 2019 10:56 AM

I hope Wendy survives and drags her as a 0-vote getter in FTC. Time to vote out Victoria and Lauren/Kelley.

by Anonymousreply 175March 14, 2019 11:02 AM

Another tribal council about how Survivor is a "journey" and "changes people". This self-indulgent shit is really getting annoying.

by Anonymousreply 176March 14, 2019 11:22 AM

Edge of Extinction is soooo stupid.

I mean who isn't going to grab the torch and stay in the game?

by Anonymousreply 177March 14, 2019 1:18 PM

Wow! Eric is really hot! He and Wardog have taken over from dethroned Chris.

Please don't rig it for Joe, CBS!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 178March 14, 2019 2:58 PM

War Dog's off-center, crooked nose is all I see when his face is shown.

by Anonymousreply 179March 14, 2019 3:13 PM
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by Anonymousreply 183March 14, 2019 3:19 PM

His tattoos are stupid.

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by Anonymousreply 184March 14, 2019 3:20 PM

WARDOG!

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by Anonymousreply 186March 14, 2019 3:23 PM

So the stupid edge of extinction shit was basically an insurance policy for the returning players, yes?

by Anonymousreply 187March 14, 2019 3:27 PM

Yes. So that CBS-branded Joe or Wentworth is the winner.

by Anonymousreply 188March 14, 2019 3:34 PM

They likely assumed some of the returning players would be picked off quickly so a safety net was needed.

by Anonymousreply 189March 14, 2019 3:41 PM

Extinction Lounge seems cruel. The booted players just sit around and starve, bake, and dehydrate for an unknown amount of days, and then I assume will be expected to complete alongside players who have had shelter and some food. I think Probst like the idea of pushing people way beyond their comfort zone, but this seems unfair.

by Anonymousreply 190March 14, 2019 5:06 PM

They seem to have it pretty easy at Extinction Island. They are given rice and are allowed to fish. True, they don’t have a lot of food, but they aren’t being asked to compete in challenges/solve puzzles. They have to climb the hill everyday to get the new bag of rice, but that’s not so bad. Yes, they might get bored, but after 10 days Reem and Keith don’t seem that mentally exhausted.

Obviously the producers feared they vets would be voted off first, but after four votes not a single one has been voted out! Now Extinction Island is full of a bunch of losers that they should have unloaded permanently. As soon as Aubrey or Joe find themselves on Extinction, watch how quickly they will be put back in!

by Anonymousreply 191March 14, 2019 5:21 PM

How did Chris manage to get a spear fishing contraption on EI?

by Anonymousreply 192March 14, 2019 6:01 PM

I'm going to need to see dong before I can crown anyone else the king of EOE

by Anonymousreply 193March 14, 2019 6:52 PM

Wardong is another alpha wannabe who's sole mission is to get rid of the other alpha males. The dumb asses should be targeting him but again, dumb asses. Every season it's wash, rinse and repeat.

by Anonymousreply 194March 14, 2019 9:53 PM

Wardog has them all dickmatized. None of those people want to say goodbye to that big piece so they keep him near. I can’t blame them.

by Anonymousreply 195March 14, 2019 10:08 PM

David screwed up by voting off Chris last week. He had the numbers to get rid of Wentworth but he got too clever. Now he's down numbers with the "returning player" target on his back. He cost himself big with that decision.

by Anonymousreply 196March 15, 2019 12:15 AM

My legs are in the air every Wednesday night for warbulge.

by Anonymousreply 197March 15, 2019 12:31 AM

On Jokers someone asked "has Wardog said why he calls himself Wardog?"

Someone answered "Because Summer's Eve was already taken"

by Anonymousreply 198March 15, 2019 2:28 AM

BTW Survivor March 20, next episode is a two hour episode.

by Anonymousreply 199March 15, 2019 2:33 AM

I'm not watching this season, but I'm wonderng if there are any gay contestants...?

by Anonymousreply 200March 15, 2019 2:34 AM

r194, I don't know if your "Wardong" was a typo or intentional but that's how I will refer to him going forward!

by Anonymousreply 201March 15, 2019 2:34 AM

Some old queen, I think.

But Eric and David sure have gayvoice.

by Anonymousreply 202March 15, 2019 2:34 AM

R196 Yeah, I think David's screwed. As soon as his team loses, he's out. And I wouldn't be surprised if they keep losing most if not all the challengers until the merge. They might get lucky a time or two and come in second since they're three tribes now.

by Anonymousreply 203March 15, 2019 4:23 AM

R201 Very intentional and be my guest!

by Anonymousreply 204March 15, 2019 6:00 AM

r202, Eric? I think you mean Gavin?

by Anonymousreply 205March 15, 2019 1:54 PM

Chris' bulge!

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by Anonymousreply 206March 15, 2019 2:55 PM

Wardong has got a hot ass!

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by Anonymousreply 207March 15, 2019 2:54 PM

Are they instructed to wear underwear? Why wouldn't they just wear a bathing suit under their clothes on the first day?

by Anonymousreply 208March 15, 2019 2:56 PM

Wow, those are awful tattoos

by Anonymousreply 209March 15, 2019 3:00 PM

I really like Eric, but when I stalked him on social media, it says "Christian", so now I'm confused.

by Anonymousreply 210March 15, 2019 5:16 PM

[Quote]Christian, Husband, Father, Firefighter, Survivor Season 38 Contestant, Chicago Sports Fan, and in general less cool than I seem.

Hetero Xtian.

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[Quote]It’s fast and easy with @BeTheMatch...and who knows you may be the match someone has been waiting for!! #bethematch

(Giving blood, not a gay dating service).

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by Anonymousreply 212March 15, 2019 5:25 PM

I believe Chris's bulge is 90% balls.

by Anonymousreply 213March 15, 2019 8:05 PM

I love that Wendy escapes being the obvious boot by getting tribeswapped and then her new tribe ends up beating her old tribe in the Immunity Challenge. Obviously, she was not the problem in challenges.

David and Wentworth are worthless at puzzles.

by Anonymousreply 214March 16, 2019 7:02 PM

Survivor: Edge Of Seventeen!

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by Anonymousreply 215March 16, 2019 7:05 PM

According to the preview, Aubrey and Wendy and the other chick are going to team up to vote out Eric if they lose the immunity challenge.

by Anonymousreply 216March 17, 2019 3:58 PM

I don't see that happening. I actually think Victoria ends up being the boot

by Anonymousreply 217March 18, 2019 12:53 AM

What a flop season with zero activity in this thread.

by Anonymousreply 218March 20, 2019 8:36 PM

Hopefully a two hour episode tonight will kick things into gear. At this point the pre-merge tribes have been predictable and boring. Let’s get to the merge and see if fighting things out individually will help.

by Anonymousreply 219March 20, 2019 9:22 PM

God, that enormous wart on the heavy anchorman’s side burns is distracting.

by Anonymousreply 220March 21, 2019 12:03 AM

I like Rick, though, he’s a nice guy.

by Anonymousreply 221March 21, 2019 12:07 AM

Joe looks like he has a fat dick but his handlebar mustache is douchey. I would have rather them bring back Malcolm.

by Anonymousreply 222March 21, 2019 12:08 AM

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

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by Anonymousreply 223March 21, 2019 12:11 AM

I like Rick too. But yeah, he really needs to get that wart removed.

Ouch. Wentworth basically called David a girl.

by Anonymousreply 224March 21, 2019 12:12 AM

Wendy is such an idiot for releasing the Chickens, I read somewhere that since chickens aren't native to Fiji production can't just leave them to run loose. Production was forced to capture them and give them to the natives who ate them.

by Anonymousreply 225March 21, 2019 12:20 AM

This is the worst cast in 20 seasons. Who are the casting directors? They should all be fired. So boring.

by Anonymousreply 226March 21, 2019 12:30 AM

R226 Lynne Spillman was the casting director (and has been since the show started in 2000). She was fired shortly after the filming of this season wrapped.

by Anonymousreply 227March 21, 2019 12:45 AM

Really, R227? I wonder if it was just because of this group, who really are unusually uncharismatic.

by Anonymousreply 228March 21, 2019 12:47 AM

“It’s like hocus pocus, abracadabra”

I hate Aubrey so much.

by Anonymousreply 229March 21, 2019 12:55 AM

Why didn't they show the arrivals of Aubrey and Rick at Extinction Island? I love seeing the hate from the players already there.

by Anonymousreply 230March 21, 2019 1:01 AM

Let's get it awnnnnn!

by Anonymousreply 231March 21, 2019 1:03 AM

Wardog (got I hate even typing his name) can't throw for shit.

by Anonymousreply 232March 21, 2019 1:06 AM

Wardog is suffering, he hasn't been for shit the last two challenges, that big body is hurting for food.

by Anonymousreply 233March 21, 2019 1:07 AM

Aubrey really blew it in an embarrassing way. She played like a total rookie.

Gavin looks like a perky little porn twink. Don't you just want to shoot a big, sticky load on his face and chest?

by Anonymousreply 234March 21, 2019 1:07 AM

R228 Yes. The producers were very unhappy with last season and especially this season.

by Anonymousreply 235March 21, 2019 1:08 AM

Stephen Fishbach

‏Verified account @stephenfishbach

4m4 minutes ago

I start chuckling at Wardog in this #survivor challenge and then I remember who I am.

by Anonymousreply 236March 21, 2019 1:10 AM

R235 - That's crazy. You'd think that after all this time, they would know how it works and what makes it a success.

by Anonymousreply 237March 21, 2019 1:10 AM

It's not just that the cast this season is uncharismatic and boring, a bunch of them are just annoying and shrill. Who wants to watch that shit.

by Anonymousreply 238March 21, 2019 1:11 AM

I really hate the lessu tribe. The most nasty, arrogant folks. And I’m sick of them bitching about losing and their shitty shelter. They were the ones who voted all the strong players in a misguided belief that they’d make it to the end. So now it’s just a group of weak pussies dropping off one by one.

by Anonymousreply 239March 21, 2019 1:17 AM

Aubry is like that redhead Cock guy they kept bringing back - both so annoying I couldn't watch. Apparently, Probst and Trump fucker Burnett were the only ones who found him fascinating.

by Anonymousreply 240March 21, 2019 1:24 AM

Wardog is useless. He ought to go home tonight.

by Anonymousreply 241March 21, 2019 1:28 AM

That pale white guy looks like the genderless Brit singer, Sam Smith

by Anonymousreply 242March 21, 2019 1:56 AM

I don't know if the personal is universal, but without any gay contestants, I have zero interest in the shelf, and I suspect many others feel the same.

by Anonymousreply 243March 21, 2019 2:30 AM

Loves me some Gavin.

by Anonymousreply 244March 21, 2019 3:08 AM

...in this season...

by Anonymousreply 245March 21, 2019 4:09 AM

Eric is a Christian? I thought he was a nice Jewish boy!

by Anonymousreply 246March 21, 2019 4:12 AM

[quote][R228] Yes. The producers were very unhappy with last season and especially this season.

Last season? David v Goliath? It was extremely popular with the fans, and has a ton of players who were interesting and get mentioned as possible 2-time players (Nick, Christian, Gabby, Angelina, Natalie, etc.)

This season, I can understand. Although I'd argue than anytime you cast returnees with new players, the edit goes heavy on returnees, so the new players get pushed aside, and it's hard to like them because you barely know them.

by Anonymousreply 247March 21, 2019 7:28 AM

Whew, Wardong survives as eye candy for another week!

by Anonymousreply 248March 21, 2019 7:36 AM

So wanted Chris to tell Reem to go fuck herself. Bully cunt who probably films herself brawling on the street.

by Anonymousreply 249March 21, 2019 7:44 AM

Take a pill, Nurse Jackie!!! 💊

by Anonymousreply 250March 21, 2019 10:48 AM

Gavin has fallen in love with Eric who is a Christian. Will Eric's mom approve of their forbidden love? Find out Next Time on Survivor!!

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by Anonymousreply 251March 21, 2019 11:06 AM

That Gavin is a dark horse. Fantastic in the challenges. I say Final 3 possible.

Gawd Reem is awful. I would just go sit at the other end of the beach from her. I hope she gets voted out for good next week.

Aubrey really played like a rookie. She should be mortified. What’s with all these players who go home with idols? The way she looked at Wendy in such a condescending manner because she thought it was her going home - classic!

by Anonymousreply 252March 21, 2019 12:22 PM

Sneaky Survivor, interviewing this new player "Aurora" weeks into the season as if she'd been there all along.

by Anonymousreply 253March 22, 2019 4:56 AM

In addition to Aurora, I believe both a Julie and a Julia were first shown this week. They have done a terrible job allowing us to get to know the new players. The vets dominate the airtime, as do the shenanigans on Extinction Island.

I feel like the newbie I know best is Reem! The first boot!

We will be entering episode 7 without a single player gone from the game. That is crazy! Did the producers really believe that Extinction was going to be so difficult to handle and that people would be raising the white flag? No one is even remotely close to giving up. Another twist in a long line this is a complete bust.

by Anonymousreply 254March 22, 2019 10:19 AM

Preview for next week Reminds me of when the Outcast tribe came back in Pearl Islands. I think they had to compete in a challenge, they won and two were allowed to come back? No way all those losers are being allowed back in the game. Chris come back!

by Anonymousreply 255March 22, 2019 11:25 AM

I loved last season's cast and thought it was one of the best in years.

This season sucks hard. This far in, I still can't recognize half the cast either by face or name, yet I have to sit through Joe's vapid monologues and watch endless Audrey, who's about as interesting as my 72-year-old aunt with a bad bridge hand. I don't remember anything about grumbling Wentworth, other than that she was vaguely a snake-bitch of a person. I never wanted to see her again.

They should never bring back returning players this way. It ruins the dynamic. That goes for Big Brother, too.

by Anonymousreply 256March 22, 2019 1:31 PM

Wentworth is a sexist

by Anonymousreply 257March 22, 2019 1:48 PM

Yes, but let's not punish Kelley because of her father's actions.

Julie has been featured in almost every episode prior to this week, R254.

by Anonymousreply 258March 22, 2019 5:32 PM

R255 I've been wondering how they're going to handle the returning player situation. On Pearl Island, they had all the players vote and the two with the highest vote counts got back in. On the Redemption Island type season's, they had to compete in challenges with the person winning the last one winning coming back into the game.

Will they continue to keep the players that don't get back in on "Edge of Extinction" and also the ones that are subsequently booted? That would be quite the clusterfuck! There could be more people on EoE than in the game and taking even more airtime from people in the game.

Also. apparently anyone who doesn't quit will also be on the jury. There could be as many as 15 (!) players on jury. Really don't know what the producers were smoking when they came up with this season's concept.

by Anonymousreply 259March 22, 2019 6:03 PM

R243, I believe Ron, the older guy on the yellow tribe, is gay.

by Anonymousreply 260March 22, 2019 6:09 PM

Last season was atrocious.

This season is even worse.

by Anonymousreply 261March 22, 2019 6:16 PM

R259 Anyone that doesn’t quit is on the jury? Really? This reminds me of junior sports where everyone gets a trophy for participating.

I wouldn’t mind any of the players returning from Edge of Extinction except Keith. I can’t stand him. He’s one of these guys that seems to think that he has high ethics, morals and values because he’s religious. He also feels he can do whatever it takes to win because of his religion due to the fact that he’s helping his family. He’s a hypocrite much like the woman a while back with the false teeth, she stabbed everyone in the back, even the girl that jumped in the water and retrieved her falsies. That was ok though because it was for her family and she was religious. Makes me sick. Keith chanting on and on about the lord and god is ridiculous when he’s obviously deeply closeted and living a lie is comical. I hope hottie ChrIs makes it back or the news anchor because he’s smart.

by Anonymousreply 262March 22, 2019 6:19 PM

Last season was really good, the best in a while. This season sucks.

by Anonymousreply 263March 22, 2019 6:23 PM

Revenge is sweet, motherfuckers.

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by Anonymousreply 264March 22, 2019 7:15 PM

Why would anyone want to be a part of a Mark Burnett show? He's responsible for Trump. He should be in prison.

by Anonymousreply 265March 22, 2019 7:18 PM

LOL @ Lill

by Anonymousreply 266March 22, 2019 7:21 PM

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by Anonymousreply 267March 22, 2019 7:23 PM

It's nice to know I am not the only one who sees a player in episode 8 and says "who is that guy?" LOL

by Anonymousreply 268March 22, 2019 7:26 PM

R267 I about died laughing when they showed that shot of Lilian's face. Even seeing it now makes me chuckle a bit.

by Anonymousreply 269March 22, 2019 7:28 PM

I'd like to see the misfits from Extinction Island become a 4th tribe. Then, to quickly eliminate players, have double tribals for a few weeks. The pace of this show needs to pick up dramatically; it's getting kinda' sleepy. Even the challenges seem repetitive.

by Anonymousreply 270March 22, 2019 9:43 PM

Good ol’ Lil. Now did that season had a memorable cast! Be nice if they gave us a new and memorable location too. I swear one of the tribes is on the exact same beach as a previous season but the last few have all blended into one so I can’t be sure. Fiji has been done to death.

by Anonymousreply 271March 22, 2019 9:59 PM

they keep it there for cost reasons. And seriously, most viewers can't tell one island location from another.

by Anonymousreply 272March 22, 2019 10:54 PM

I miss the themed seasons, like when they went to Guatemala and did a Mayan themed season.

by Anonymousreply 273March 22, 2019 10:56 PM

Ron and Aurora are gay. Ron is actually attractive, he's just old.

by Anonymousreply 274March 22, 2019 11:14 PM

R272 exactly the problem. Ask me my most memorable seasons and they would all be location driven (Outback, China) or great theme (Allstars, Heroe vs Villains). I really hope for season 40 they do a greatest hits survivor and bring back classic elements like the food challenge and a stunning backdrop. They need to get back to basics.

by Anonymousreply 275March 23, 2019 12:50 AM

The whole underwear thing - the gig is still they are plucked from their daily lives and boated out to nowhere and dropped off. So they are instructed to dress as they would for work, even though they are flown to a remote location and know they are going to be dropped off.

by Anonymousreply 276March 23, 2019 3:38 AM

Didn’t the underwear thing start with Pearl Islands? I remember Andrew Savage and some other guy decided to drop trou completely because their boxers kept falling off...

by Anonymousreply 277March 23, 2019 3:51 AM

They are told what to wear. Even down to the underwear. They don't get to choose something more supportive or flattering, even if they had the sense to wear it. Some people are allowed something more flattering. Wentworth has the right kind of sport bra and boy shorts for her body and coloring. Joe has droopy drawers but his legs are beautiful. Reem strikes me as being very strong physically. I'd say she has a good shot at getting back in the game.

Okay, but why no toothbrushes? I'm not into that trench mouth bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 278March 23, 2019 3:54 AM

You homos know you want to see me back in the game!

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by Anonymousreply 279March 23, 2019 5:06 AM

I want to lick Debbie’s snatch.

by Anonymousreply 280March 23, 2019 11:18 AM

You're perfect, you're beautiful you look like a model...

by Anonymousreply 281March 23, 2019 12:26 PM

FUCK YOU DEBBIE

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by Anonymousreply 282March 23, 2019 12:36 PM

Fuck, Marry or Kill?

Lill

Debbie

Reem

by Anonymousreply 283March 23, 2019 1:20 PM

r283 I'd rather kill myself lol

by Anonymousreply 284March 23, 2019 1:23 PM

I miss Lunch Lady Denise and her fetching mullet

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by Anonymousreply 285March 23, 2019 1:25 PM

Eric is my ultimate fantasy man type! He’s perfect!

Is Gavin a gay?

by Anonymousreply 286March 23, 2019 2:51 PM

R283

Kill

Kill

Kill

by Anonymousreply 287March 23, 2019 8:21 PM

Lil and Reem are kind of sour and surly (respectively) but Debbie is loud and obnoxious with a face that could stop a clock.

by Anonymousreply 288March 23, 2019 8:46 PM

I AM GORGEOUS AND IRRESISTIBLE, FAT WHORE AT R288

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by Anonymousreply 289March 23, 2019 8:49 PM

You’re making me wish they bought Debbie back this season! Debbie, Denise, Shambo and The prison officer dating her stepson. Bring them all back!!!

by Anonymousreply 290March 23, 2019 10:44 PM

Do they still get to bring one item from home like in the old seasons? They'd bring a book, journal or a bible or something like that. There's no mention of it any more.

by Anonymousreply 291March 24, 2019 3:30 AM

The visitors from home sequence will be particularly cringeworthy this season because we hardly give a fuck about any of these players.

by Anonymousreply 292March 24, 2019 4:10 AM

No R291 they stopped the luxury items years ago. It’s just all about strategy talk and finding idols now.

by Anonymousreply 293March 24, 2019 5:19 AM

I LOVED Debbie. She was so insanely ridiculous that it took the whole enterprise to a wonderfully absurd level. Like that guy from several years ago, Phillip Shepard, who claimed to be some sort of FBI guy or something, but was in reality a government garbage man. Oh, and Coach! God what a spectacular, entertaining moron he was. They need more of those kind of absolute freaks.

by Anonymousreply 294March 24, 2019 5:22 AM

Who are these past contestants?

by Anonymousreply 295March 24, 2019 5:55 AM

Why do people watch reality shows when “real” is the last thing they are?

by Anonymousreply 296March 24, 2019 6:07 AM

r296 I feel like Survivor and TAR are kind of reasonable to be watched, but every other reality show is just fake AF.

by Anonymousreply 297March 24, 2019 6:56 AM

The category "reality shows" is pretty broad. It basically means any show that is not using actors playing roles. So you have reality like Survivor and TAR, reality like Real Housewives and Kardashians, reality like House Hunters and Trading Spaces, etc. I'm sure some people like all reality shows, but more often you'll find most people just like the shows they like. So the question at R296 could be answered countless different ways, and probably won't shed light on anything.

by Anonymousreply 298March 24, 2019 11:43 AM

[quote]Why do people watch reality shows when “real” is the last thing they are?

Why do people watch anything? Why do other people care what other people watch in their own damn homes?

by Anonymousreply 299March 24, 2019 12:18 PM

I thought it was hilarious they introduced all of those new characters this week. I don't think Julia has ever been featured before. Even now I have no idea who Ron or Aurora are - will look out for them next week.

I like Rachel Weisz. It's hilarious the way she unintentionally emasculates Warthog. He's gross. I'm sure he cums with his eyes closed.

I wish Chris would've dragged Reem to the water's edge and drowned her - beyond the edge of extinction, indeed. What a nasty old crone she is. I mean, go for a walk or something. It is interesting how the lot on EOE haven't thought to form any alliances.

Keith is just useless, what a baby. Like he was every going to win Survivor without even being able to swim at all. There's nothing religious about him at all - he has no gratitude for the way Chris carried him through the first water challenge. I hope whatever the EOE contestants have to go through, it's on an individual and not a tribe level. Chris has to make it back it because aside from Lauren's underwear model figure there isn't much eye candy on this season, unless you like young Rick Astley types.

I do like...Victoria? She's a player.

I don't know what is more pathetic - David's existence or Warthog throwing a ball.

by Anonymousreply 300March 24, 2019 4:03 PM

I want Horndog in me quite deeply.

by Anonymousreply 301March 24, 2019 5:36 PM

I don’t care if he closed his eyes while cumming inside me. Like, does that really matter? He can make stupid sex faces and groan weirdly too but it wouldn’t matter.

by Anonymousreply 302March 24, 2019 6:30 PM

[quote]Even now I have no idea who Ron or Aurora are - will look out for them next week.

Ron was the guy who found an advantage at the marooning. It was only good for three tribal councils, so he never needed to use it, but there was a scene with his saying he might alter the clue and try to bluff something (set up a fake idol?). Aurora is the lesbian on the tribe that keeps winning. She was the only non-returner to kind of bond with Joe and Aubrey, and her non-returnee bitches didn't like that.

Julie (not that you asked) is the older woman who hasn't done much of anything yet, but gets shoehorned into an unnecessary confessional every week, leading me to believe she goes pretty far because the producers want you to have some memory of her. Otherwise, she would get zero airtime.

by Anonymousreply 303March 24, 2019 7:05 PM

Thanks R303. Even though I watch this show, I still have no idea what you're talking about. I think Survivor is really just Bulge Watch for me.

by Anonymousreply 304March 24, 2019 7:23 PM

[quote] Why do people watch reality shows when “real” is the last thing they are?

Why do people watch soap operas when they are neither soap nor opera?

R296, people watch TV, read books, listen to podcasts, etc because they enjoy it, maybe one day you will realize that different people have different tastes for a variety of things you don't.

by Anonymousreply 305March 24, 2019 7:31 PM

We, with the exception of you, understand that reality shows are not real. If we wanted to watch reality, we'd turn our TVs off.

by Anonymousreply 306March 24, 2019 10:21 PM

I feel like Survivor has the most integrity as far as being real goes. It's kind of obvious, though, that they have the edges of extinction island in case the returning players got voted out right away. Same with the final three fire challenge they brought in the season after Aubry got robbed of the win. They want the favorites to stick around for a while.

by Anonymousreply 307March 25, 2019 2:12 AM

True story: my BIL still thinks that the Survivors are all actors who sleep in hotels every night.

My BIL is a weird dude. He’s a Conspiracy Nut and his favorite TV show is “24”.

by Anonymousreply 308March 25, 2019 11:17 PM

WOW no one goes home, I have to hand it to Chris he handled that like a champ, hugged Keith, I would have wanted to punch Keith.

by Anonymousreply 309March 28, 2019 12:15 AM

Aubrey. Yuck.

by Anonymousreply 310March 28, 2019 12:15 AM

Who among these people are going to be smart enough to look for a clue at the merge feast?

by Anonymousreply 311March 28, 2019 12:17 AM

I like Rick so glad he got to come back. Hope he's not voted out again tonight.

Ugh. Keith sucks. Glad he's gone.

by Anonymousreply 312March 28, 2019 12:26 AM

I am surprised Rheem didn't quit, she sucks so bad at challenges she will never win her way back in.

by Anonymousreply 313March 28, 2019 12:31 AM

They would be insane to let Joe stay, right?

Thank god Keith is gone and that Wendy didn’t battle back.

by Anonymousreply 314March 28, 2019 12:37 AM

A lot of airtime for Julie again this week. She's usually the type of player they ignore. Hmm....

by Anonymousreply 315March 28, 2019 12:38 AM

Knowing that anyone who is voted out who is really a strong player like Joe can battle their way back in sort of changes things a bit.

by Anonymousreply 316March 28, 2019 12:41 AM

I would take any chance to get rid of Joe. You can isolate his social game if you eliminate him now, even if he comes back later.

by Anonymousreply 317March 28, 2019 12:44 AM

Getting Joe out is a better idea since Wentworth has an idol. I don't think she would think to play for him tonight.

by Anonymousreply 318March 28, 2019 12:47 AM

Wentworth is well on her way to victory. She's my favorite player in the game. She new she was a big target tonight but rolled the dice and kept her idol. I can't stand David and am not happy that he and nerd daddy now have a combined idol. David hates women and he's grotesque to look at. Reem is kind of nuts but she's gutsy. Wentworth will find a way to get rid of Julie, wait and see. She can smell an enemy. Lauren and Wentworth are a great alliance. They may not make it to the end but they won't turn on one another either. Two strong women, each with an idol and some food in their belly. Look out. Get rid of DAVID and JULIE.

by Anonymousreply 319March 28, 2019 1:27 AM

Dude.

DUDE!

by Anonymousreply 320March 28, 2019 2:10 AM

It’s reason enough to stay because you are on the jury if you don’t leave the game. Even if you don’t get back in, why not stay on the jury?

by Anonymousreply 321March 28, 2019 2:13 AM

So did Keith decide to go home? Weird that we didn’t get to see that.

by Anonymousreply 322March 28, 2019 2:13 AM

We saw Keith and Wendy raise the white flag, give confessionals and go home.

by Anonymousreply 323March 28, 2019 2:17 AM

We did see it.

by Anonymousreply 324March 28, 2019 2:17 AM

I didn't see them decide to go home. I must have fast forwarded too far through the commercials. What was their reason to raise the flag?

by Anonymousreply 325March 28, 2019 2:18 AM

They had enough. They grew as people blah blah and left.

by Anonymousreply 326March 28, 2019 2:21 AM

Yeah but are the jury members who returned to that castaway island still in the game, or are they jurors in hotel rooms being fed? I'm confused.

by Anonymousreply 327March 28, 2019 2:24 AM

Joe was doomed from the start. He needs to be in a season with other challenge beasts. If I were him and they have more challenges to get back in the game, I'd throw the first couple on purpose in order for them to flush out idols.

by Anonymousreply 328March 28, 2019 2:25 AM

Can they all please stop crying about Survivor changing their lives? We get the agenda, Probst and Burnett. It's as saccharine and heavy-handed as a Hallmark channel movie.

by Anonymousreply 329March 28, 2019 2:25 AM

I don't know half the people and we are already at the merge. Aurora? Who?

by Anonymousreply 330March 28, 2019 2:27 AM

That Aurora person, in her first appearance on Survivor tonight, sure is pretty.

by Anonymousreply 331March 28, 2019 2:41 AM

Matthew Perry played gay Ron in a movie?

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by Anonymousreply 332March 28, 2019 3:44 AM

You gotta remember these folks are sleep and food deprived then have to participate in sometimes rigorous activities. Their brains are probably mush since most people nowadays don't know what sustained deprivation is.

by Anonymousreply 333March 28, 2019 3:53 AM

[quote]I didn't see them decide to go home. I must have fast forwarded too far through the commercials. What was their reason to raise the flag?

Me too.

Are Wendy and Keith jury members?

by Anonymousreply 334March 28, 2019 5:07 AM

Joe gave off MAJOR douchebag vibes tonight. The way he told that other to go follow the other tribe members was so condescending. It was like he was annoyed that one of his minions dared to ask him a question or look him in the eyes. You could that guy sensed it. That is 100% way he got kicked off.

He pissed off the wrong queen.

by Anonymousreply 335March 28, 2019 5:30 AM

I'm pretty sure Joe has been revealed to be a Trumpster based on his social media posts so no big surprise he's a douchebag.

by Anonymousreply 336March 28, 2019 5:42 AM

R334 No, they aren't jury members. Anyone who doesn't quit will be on the jury. I guess when they have the next competition to see who gets to return (probably at the final 5 or 6) the losers all automatically go to the jury.

Joe has posted pro-Trump and anti-Hillary and liberal things on his Instagram in the past.

by Anonymousreply 337March 28, 2019 7:04 AM

[quote]No, they aren't jury members. Anyone who doesn't quit will be on the jury.

Technically, they were voted off the island, and they never re-entered the game as survivors. Just saying. . . they should be jurors.

by Anonymousreply 338March 28, 2019 7:24 AM

The twist should be that after getting voted off, contestants have to immediately join The Amazing Race without stopping for a shower or meal first.

by Anonymousreply 339March 28, 2019 8:50 AM

The editors were as tired of Wendy & Keith as the rest of us. Thank God for that quick exit. Although I did feel for Wendy when her Tourette’s kicked in at the challenge. Puleaase NO more airtime for Reeem!

Joe was such a douche this episode. I loved when Ron raised that eyebrow. Joe really is morphing into Ozzy. These losers who make Survivor their life are fucking awful. Aubrey is has now joined my list of players I hope never return AGAIN.

by Anonymousreply 340March 28, 2019 9:15 AM

I'm praying that the fact that most of the new players have been targeting returnees means that producers will learn never to do a mixed season (new and returnee) again.

Or at least wait five or ten years, and bring back someone from an early season that no one will remember or recognize.

by Anonymousreply 341March 28, 2019 11:06 AM

Chris and Joe need to make sweet love on the Edge of Extinction.

Who do we think gets hurt in next week’s challenge? I’m thinking grumpy gay Ron.

by Anonymousreply 342March 28, 2019 11:28 AM

Chris is still looking gorgeous but he needs to sunbathe naked and get rid of those tan lines.

by Anonymousreply 343March 28, 2019 11:32 AM

The problem with keeping all these people around on Extinction Island is that there isn't enough time to get to know all the contestants. I am still saying "Who is that?" and it was the seventh episode!

by Anonymousreply 344March 28, 2019 11:57 AM

I think I'm favoring Victoria (the red-headed girl). She seems like she's bad-ass and isn't there to make friends. I hope she sticks around for a while.

by Anonymousreply 345March 28, 2019 12:35 PM

Victoria’s decision to wear that awful sad hat from 2006 makes me hate her on sight

by Anonymousreply 346March 28, 2019 1:30 PM

I know the names of all of the people who got evicted.

The players still in the game? Only a few.

by Anonymousreply 347March 28, 2019 3:37 PM

R345 I loathe Victoria. In the last 2 tribal councils she’s come off as very smug and a know it all. She’s an entitled millennial that thinks she’s smarter than she actually is. It was funny during tribal when Joe called her out for singling him out. She got flustered and indignant and tried to claim she wasn’t referring to him when she was directly referencing him. I want to rip that stupid hat off off her head. Imagine what it must smell like. The two gingers Victoria and Gavin are not to be trusted 😂

Aubrey needs to get a grip. It’s like her entire life and identity are wrapped up in Survivor. I wouldn’t be surprised if her living room is done up as a Tribal Council. I pity her poor friends, she must talk about Survivor ad nauseam once her seasons begin airing.

So happy to see Keith leaving. He’s a weak player and a shady character.

by Anonymousreply 348March 28, 2019 3:55 PM

[quote] Aubrey needs to get a grip. It’s like her entire life and identity are wrapped up in Survivor. I wouldn’t be surprised if her living room is done up as a Tribal Council. I pity her poor friends, she must talk about Survivor ad nauseam once her seasons begin airing.

I agree to an extent, but try to remember these people's nerves are shot and they're exhausted, so of course they can come off as unhinged.

by Anonymousreply 349March 28, 2019 4:16 PM

Victoria is so homely looking, ugh.

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by Anonymousreply 350March 28, 2019 7:29 PM

R349 Aubrey has been coming off as obsessed and Survivor being the center of her universe since being dropped off on the beach Day 1. She must lead a sad life outside of the show. I feel bad for her, she seems like an intelligent woman with a lot to offer.

by Anonymousreply 351March 28, 2019 8:36 PM

This is Keith making the decision to raise the flag and go home

Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God,

by Anonymousreply 352March 28, 2019 8:38 PM

Aubrey is “Velma” from Scooby-Doo who finally has a reason to be noticed: Survivor! Without the fame from this show, she’s an unattractive overachiever overlooked and taken advantage of by everyone she encounters.

by Anonymousreply 353March 28, 2019 8:55 PM

I don’t know much her but Wentworth seems the most unaffected of the returning players. Aggressive but not smug like Joe or survivor obsessed like Aubrey. The jury is still out on David but he appears to be a bit of a shark these days. Makes me respect players who walked away from the game and never came back.

by Anonymousreply 354March 28, 2019 9:16 PM

Maybe Victoria is hiding something under her douchehat.

Or maybe she's just a douche.

by Anonymousreply 355March 28, 2019 11:34 PM

Spoiler.......

I heard David is the medical evacuation

by Anonymousreply 356March 29, 2019 1:47 AM

If that takes him out then good. Sick of his paranoia and ineffective targeting of Wentworthless. Is she even aware that he's been laser-focused on getting her out?

by Anonymousreply 357March 29, 2019 2:57 AM

They are not showing us Wentworth's awareness. But she knows a psychopath I'm sure. David qualifies as that. Wentworth is not the most brilliant or strategic or cold hearted player. But she's unlikely to be blindsided. She's good at offense and defense, she doesn't gloat when she wins and she's cool if not calm about losing. She can win immunity challenges too. She would have a hard time winning a jury vote though, even if she makes it to the end. She's just a bit too iconoclastic. I dig her.

by Anonymousreply 358March 29, 2019 3:25 AM

David is realllly thin for it barely being halfway through the game, I would’nt be surprised if he was evacuated.

by Anonymousreply 359March 29, 2019 4:16 AM

There were two people on the most recent episode that I swear I had never seen before. And Joe is a Trumper? Figures. Idiot, then, as I suspected. Dead to me.

by Anonymousreply 360March 29, 2019 5:39 AM

I'll be 100% fine with the Kama 6 being the Final 6. But that's really impossible when 4 people there had an EoE confessional on the season's preview. Also, the production handing Rick an advantage was unfair.

by Anonymousreply 361March 29, 2019 10:05 AM

If David is evacuated does he lose the advantage?

by Anonymousreply 362March 29, 2019 10:13 AM

Has Horndog jerked off yet?

by Anonymousreply 363March 29, 2019 1:01 PM

Chris has a big peen. Yum!

by Anonymousreply 364March 29, 2019 1:14 PM

I think Chris is all balls.

by Anonymousreply 365March 29, 2019 5:38 PM

I loved how at the end of the exctinction challenge - when Chris is talking he casually opens his shirt and thrusts his dong out for Jeff to see.

by Anonymousreply 366March 29, 2019 7:04 PM

Wardong ❤️

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by Anonymousreply 367March 29, 2019 7:34 PM

8 Former 'Survivor' Contestants Reveal the Grossest Things That Happened to Their Bodies

Link below has eight former, no one from this year despite the picture, Survivor contestants and the story of the infections, cuts and parasites they got while on Survivor. What they don't tell us is if Survivor paid their doctor and hospital bills, as some of these problems didn't pop up until they got home.

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by Anonymousreply 368March 29, 2019 8:32 PM

Joe naked

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by Anonymousreply 369March 29, 2019 9:21 PM

and again

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by Anonymousreply 370March 29, 2019 9:22 PM

r369, can't find the dick pics in the link.

by Anonymousreply 371March 29, 2019 9:33 PM

^^^^^ Whatta ya talkin' about? The dick is standing right there.

by Anonymousreply 372March 29, 2019 9:39 PM

Look closer at the last pic 371

by Anonymousreply 373March 29, 2019 9:49 PM

Joe masturbates alot.

by Anonymousreply 374March 29, 2019 11:33 PM

In front of a full length mirror no doubt.

by Anonymousreply 375March 30, 2019 12:59 AM

Are there any uncensored photos of the dick?

by Anonymousreply 376March 30, 2019 6:53 AM

R376 the video at R370 has a big uncensored dick

by Anonymousreply 377March 30, 2019 10:37 PM

I thought it would be fatter with bigger balls

by Anonymousreply 378March 30, 2019 11:42 PM

I'm surprised by the size. He never has bulge in his survivor shorts.

by Anonymousreply 379March 30, 2019 11:49 PM

Joe is not sexy. Consider it. He's very tall and quite good looking and he has amazing hair that a lot of straight chicks love, kind of a rocker body and he's truly amazing in his physical prowess and mental focus. Yet he induces mostly eye rolls, snickers and some grudging respect. He's better looking than Ozzy - but more of a clueless dink. Joe has all the pieces but he can't complete the puzzle.

by Anonymousreply 380March 31, 2019 12:17 AM

My mom texted me, “WHO is Julie????”

This was the first time either of us saw her on the show.

by Anonymousreply 381March 31, 2019 1:51 AM

Joe's Captain Jack Sparrow look and hipster handlebar mustache is so fifteen years ago. He's like a bargain basement go-go bar version of Jason Momoa

by Anonymousreply 382March 31, 2019 2:11 AM

You’d fall to your knees for Joe and his “15-years-old” look in a heartbeat and everyone knows it, including you

by Anonymousreply 383March 31, 2019 2:33 AM

Joe is a big Deplorable. Knowing that has killed any possible attraction I would have had to him.

by Anonymousreply 384March 31, 2019 3:04 AM

I thought so too, R378. The curve is disappointing as well.

by Anonymousreply 385March 31, 2019 8:16 AM

proof that Joe is a trumptard?

by Anonymousreply 386March 31, 2019 8:22 AM

[quote]My mom texted me, “WHO is Julie????” This was the first time either of us saw her on the show.

She was seen plotting against Joe with Ron and Julia last week. She's been getting confessionals every week, but they're usually vanilla, like explaining a reward, or something uninteresting.

I get that the editing has been very biased towards the players on the losing tribes, and (especially) the returnees. But I don't think some of you pay very close attention. There's only been one week that Julie didn't have a confessional.

by Anonymousreply 387March 31, 2019 8:41 AM

I try to pay attention, but I keep falling asleep this season. What a snoozefest.

by Anonymousreply 388March 31, 2019 3:52 PM

Julie has received some screentime before last week, but I don’t think it has helped that there’s both a Julie and a Julia who have been background characters. I know they don’t look anything alike, but when you’re trying to remember names it’s easy to mix these people up.

Ron, Aurora, Julie and Julia have been very minor characters so far this season. They haven’t talked about their jobs or their families or much of their game strategy. I know Reem and Keith, the first two voted out, much better than these four who are still in the game.

by Anonymousreply 389March 31, 2019 3:58 PM

[quote] proof that Joe is a trumptard?

Joe posted the following picture with the caption "when you're two weeks away from rigging an election and then the FBI reopens your investigation.'

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by Anonymousreply 390March 31, 2019 5:41 PM

[quote] proof that Joe is a trumptard?

Joe posted the following picture with a really long rant that you can read if you want to. I am posting the part I feel most important

[quote] Who do we rely on to deliver justice to the "system" What happens when politicians, Fake news outlets, judges, or other leaders blatantly lie and or distort truth? Who comes after them? Able to track every job paycheck and place of residence I've ever had but yet no one has any idea where 6.5 billion dollars went from the state department. Hello! "We the people's" money. Money stolen and not a clue as to where or when. But slowly I think we're beginning to see the bs rise to the surface.

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by Anonymousreply 391March 31, 2019 5:45 PM

[quote] proof that Joe is a trumptard?

attached photo is from Joe's instagram.

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by Anonymousreply 392March 31, 2019 5:47 PM

Joe Anglim

‏Verified account @Janglim21 18 Oct 2016

media "loading" "buffering" every conservative video I'm Tryin to watch. #coincidence #not

by Anonymousreply 393March 31, 2019 5:57 PM

Team Julia!

Julie sucks.

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by Anonymousreply 394March 31, 2019 6:06 PM

I like Victoria.

by Anonymousreply 395March 31, 2019 6:44 PM

The only reason for the theme this season is so Joe can win - just like how "Redemption Island" was implemented so Boston Robb could be assured a win his fourth time playing.

by Anonymousreply 396March 31, 2019 6:49 PM

I have a feeling Julie is going to win this season. Otherwise I don't think they'd be giving her so many confessionals. She's the type they almost always ignore.

R396 I agree that's what they wanted, but don't think that's what will happen this season. Joe hasn't gotten all the much screen time and his edit hasn't been particularly good.

by Anonymousreply 397March 31, 2019 7:05 PM

Just throwing this cast list out there in case anyone needs a refresher. I did. Some of the personal info is interesting, too, like Eric is the dad of a young son with autism, Aurora is a divorce lawyer, young southern boy Gavin is engaged, and Joe has a girlfriend.

I think Julie has gotten quite a bit of good airtime. Maybe I remember her because she reminds me of an old friend and I noticed her in a very early episode. Julia and Aurora, however, seem new to me.

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by Anonymousreply 398March 31, 2019 7:32 PM

I’d forgotten about Eric. There is usually one phantom player who pops up around ep 5 but this season has a phantom tribe! Imagine watching with your family and you’re half way through the season before they believe you were really filming Survivor during that sabbatical.

by Anonymousreply 399March 31, 2019 9:21 PM

There’s always a phantom player or two, but this season has been worse than usual due to the weighted emphasis on the returning players and Extinction Island shenanigans.

I definitely know who Gavin and Eric are, but we’ve barely gotten to know them. The kind of recap challenges and stuff like that, but we haven’t found out much about their personal lives. The four vets eat up so much airtime and hog the meaningful confessionals. This is the third time we’ve seen Aubrey now...we don’t need to hear about her strategy so much.

by Anonymousreply 400March 31, 2019 9:29 PM

Aurora is lez, right?

by Anonymousreply 401March 31, 2019 11:50 PM

Fagin is straight???!

Eric is super hot!

by Anonymousreply 402April 1, 2019 1:39 AM

So Wendy hates quitters????

by Anonymousreply 403April 1, 2019 2:35 AM

I've watched all season and didn't realize there was a Julie AND a Julia. Oy. Not the most exciting cast.

by Anonymousreply 404April 1, 2019 2:59 AM

Not to mention Rick and Eric and Gavin and Gaven. Maybe they all should get monikers like Wardong. Bet they'd be easier to remember. Chris is Topdong.

by Anonymousreply 405April 1, 2019 3:17 AM

Julie reminds me of that contestant from Fans vs. Favorites who kept cringily outing that gay contestant by going on and on about how she was so happy “a gay” was there, that I actually thought she was a returnee.

It was shocking seeing JuliA for the first time this week.

by Anonymousreply 406April 1, 2019 3:54 AM

Apprently there’s a girl named Lauren on this season. I just noticed her for the first time this week.

by Anonymousreply 407April 1, 2019 6:47 AM

We’ve seen a lot of Lauren though, mainly because she was on the tribe that lost and went to tribal every week. Hers was the one tribe where I feel like I got to know everyone because they couldn’t win anything. In addition to the boring personalities, the game play has been one-sided and dull. Did Joe ever go to tribal before the merge?

by Anonymousreply 408April 1, 2019 6:53 AM

Lauren is very pretty with a beautiful body. She and Wentworth both have idols and we have seen a lot of them. They are going to be around for awhile.

by Anonymousreply 409April 1, 2019 6:58 AM

R407 you clearly aren't watching the show as Lauren has been pretty featured the whole season.

by Anonymousreply 410April 1, 2019 7:02 AM

Apparently there’s this guy called Jeff. No idea where the hell he came from. Rigged!

by Anonymousreply 411April 1, 2019 7:05 AM

Lauren is Rachel Weisz, yes?

by Anonymousreply 412April 1, 2019 9:36 AM

Why are they showing Aubrey for the first time this week? She seems like a smart player.

by Anonymousreply 413April 1, 2019 11:17 AM

Chris Underwood -

What is your personal claim to fame? My professional career. I went from being a barista to managing the #1 sales team in my solar company within a year.

MARY!

by Anonymousreply 414April 1, 2019 12:39 PM

Safe to say that most of the fan base isn't in love with this season.

Any rumors on what Survivor is doing for S39 or S40? I would think 40 would have returnees (hopefully all returnees, or none; I hate these split seasons). I liked when we were able to vote the cast that we wanted to see (Second Chances) although the season wasn't that great.

by Anonymousreply 415April 1, 2019 1:19 PM

This show NEEDS the Hantz family.

Cochran, too.

by Anonymousreply 416April 1, 2019 6:45 PM

[quote] Lauren is Rachel Weisz, yes?

I thought Lauren was a younger version of Lauren Graham.

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by Anonymousreply 417April 1, 2019 8:52 PM

Will Aubrey still get to use her idol and advantage if she gets back in the game?

by Anonymousreply 418April 1, 2019 9:10 PM

No she won't. Jeff answered that in a q&a

by Anonymousreply 419April 2, 2019 2:59 AM

Love how Wardog was trying to get out Lauren because she's "weak"...and then she's done better than him in every challenge.

by Anonymousreply 420April 2, 2019 3:18 AM

Warthog throwing like a girl with cerebral palsy at that spin target was the most embarrassing display from a well fed fathead ever on Survivor. And Lauren dogs him and David, calling them loser names. She's a bit bold and maybe not nice. But I like her jush. And yes she is Rachel Weisz and the one who couldn't eat or keep rice down. The merge feast was her goal and she made it. She's not to be underestimated. Warthog is not long for the game, he's a bully guy who can't throw a ball and looks like everyone's BIL who works in the parts department. He has OK underwear and a big mouth. That's it.

Lauren and Wentworth can both win challenges in this group. The dude with no lips and the pretty dick can too of course. Who else gonna do it now? Amazing Joe will not win a jury vote even if he makes it to the final. That could be sweet. Something is off course with that dude. I imagine his everyday life is without too many obstacles, ha.

by Anonymousreply 421April 2, 2019 3:32 AM

I’m confused about the jury thing. If they show up to tribal looking starved and unkempt, the castaways will know Extinction Island is still at play and it could affect how they vote. Are they shipping them to a hotel to get cleaned up and put on nice clothes before tribal then?

by Anonymousreply 422April 2, 2019 8:53 AM

If I remember right, they informed everyone that anyone voted off now would get to go to extinction island. So it's weird because they all know they have a chance to get back. But when the chance is one in how many of winning one challenge and you'd be the first and major target to be voted back out immediately, what's the fucking point? They will end up apologizing for this season. The twists eliminate drama rather than create it. But yes, are the jury members being fed and cleaned up or are they living on that fucking island?

by Anonymousreply 423April 2, 2019 9:05 AM

We NEVER need to see another Hantz family member or Cochran either

by Anonymousreply 424April 2, 2019 11:37 AM

“The twists eliminate drama rather than create it.”

Yep, that’s it in a nutshell. The theme seasons (white collar/blue collar/no collar) are annoying, but it doesn’t ruin the game the way these redemption/extinction island twists too. Just stop. Once you’re voted out, you’re out.

by Anonymousreply 425April 2, 2019 1:22 PM

Malcolm ripping this season on Twitter:

"I will defend, stand up for, and fight for the brilliance of #Survivor until the day I die...

But holy hell, there are ~7 brilliant and entertaining people playing their asses off on the island right now, and I can’t remember their names because I’m forced to remember 743 twists"

"...all of whom’s personalities are solely based on their opinions of Joe, David, and Wentworth"

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by Anonymousreply 426April 2, 2019 8:59 PM

Malcolm looks like Joe. Is he a Trumper, too?

by Anonymousreply 427April 2, 2019 9:02 PM

Malcolm needs to learn some basic grammar.

by Anonymousreply 428April 2, 2019 9:15 PM

Does Wentworth's pussy stink?

by Anonymousreply 429April 2, 2019 9:17 PM

R427 No, he's not.

Malcolm is Joe with a personality, charisma, and some sex appeal. Malcolm played before Joe, so Joe's basically the discount version of him (and even Ozzy for the matter). He's a much better strategic player than Joe also.

by Anonymousreply 430April 2, 2019 9:25 PM

And yet he still got the boot.

by Anonymousreply 431April 2, 2019 10:12 PM

When is Malcolm gonna have a nude leak? I thought he was so fine.

by Anonymousreply 432April 2, 2019 10:26 PM

Malcolm is a much better Joe.

They both play the golden boy role but Malcolm is sexy and has a personality. Joe comes off as an Android.

Also, Malcolm isn’t pro Trump right?

by Anonymousreply 433April 2, 2019 10:45 PM

Malcum

by Anonymousreply 434April 3, 2019 2:23 AM

Malcuminme. Mmmmmm.

by Anonymousreply 435April 3, 2019 2:28 AM

Malcolm is right about this season.

by Anonymousreply 436April 3, 2019 2:28 AM

Malcolm is definitely the best character of his archetype. The other 2 sucks

by Anonymousreply 437April 3, 2019 1:40 PM

Malcolm is completely right.

It's like my mother, who used to be a great baker. Now that she's older and bored with the standard recipes, she'll bake cookies and keep adding random items she finds in the pantry until the cookies are inedible.

by Anonymousreply 438April 3, 2019 2:30 PM

How does Joe show zero new growth of any hint of beard? His cheeks and jaw line looked cleanly shaved.

by Anonymousreply 439April 4, 2019 12:04 AM

Ugh. Aubrey.

by Anonymousreply 440April 4, 2019 12:25 AM

Looking at this tribal council, man, has there been a less interesting cast in the show's history? Really dull. And not much to look at either.

by Anonymousreply 441April 4, 2019 12:57 AM

Malcolm has the wonky eye.

by Anonymousreply 442April 4, 2019 1:05 AM

[quote] Malcolm has the wonky eye.

There is no Malcolm, do you mean Joe?

by Anonymousreply 443April 4, 2019 1:07 AM

Have you read the last several posts above yours about MALCOLM?

by Anonymousreply 444April 4, 2019 1:09 AM

Ahhh IC said the blind man.

by Anonymousreply 445April 4, 2019 1:11 AM

Poor Eric looks like a gay Paul Ryan.

by Anonymousreply 446April 4, 2019 1:14 AM

[quote] a gay Paul Ryan.

Isn't that redundant?

by Anonymousreply 447April 4, 2019 1:23 AM

He's not as ugly as Paul Ryan is.

by Anonymousreply 448April 4, 2019 1:24 AM

Tonight was the best episode of the season, which I know isn’t saying much, but it was fun to see them take out one of the cocky guys.

by Anonymousreply 449April 4, 2019 1:47 AM

You’re that fucking man-hater, right?

by Anonymousreply 450April 4, 2019 1:51 AM

R439, I am absolutely convinced they are allowing Joe to shave. There was a close-up of his face tonight and he didn’t even have a hint of stubble. My partner said that maybe he had electrolysis but he’s the age at which you are still getting new hairs in your beard so I don’t believe it, plus it’s a weird idea.

by Anonymousreply 451April 4, 2019 1:54 AM

A much better episode, Wardog swayed that tribal council and Kelly and Lauren keep their idols! It's all good until I realize that no one is really gone. The look of the obnoxious gay teacher kindergarten level puppet master's face was priceless. I hate that dude. He has no power here anymore. POOFter.

Joe was getting some Ansel Adams level shots tonight. My fucking beard grows up to my eyeballs. Agree that he's getting a shave. Maybe Reem has a shiv?

by Anonymousreply 452April 4, 2019 2:25 AM

HowTF is Kelly always so certain at tribal not to play her idol? GMAFB.

Production will push the returning players as far as they can.

by Anonymousreply 453April 4, 2019 2:25 AM

Kelly do have nerve. She's a great player.

by Anonymousreply 454April 4, 2019 2:29 AM

The retirement Rene's are still the only ones whose names I know. Very bland newbies.

by Anonymousreply 455April 4, 2019 2:45 AM

I love the way Chris fills out his underwear.

by Anonymousreply 456April 4, 2019 3:01 AM

I haven't been real fond of Wardog but he really pulled it out of the fire by approaching Julia and Gavin the way he did. Eric and Ron really deserved what happened to them -- they were playing with classic overconfidence and that whole "we just have to get to the family visit" was really lame strategy.

I like Rick Devens but he is not playing a very smart game.

by Anonymousreply 457April 4, 2019 3:31 AM

I’ve ignored this thread, but I’ve done slo-mo for war dog and Chris’s bulges. Have their dick pics leaked?

by Anonymousreply 458April 4, 2019 4:14 AM

Weird and pathetic R458.

by Anonymousreply 459April 4, 2019 4:24 AM

^Go to bed , frau!

by Anonymousreply 460April 4, 2019 4:26 AM

I don't remember seeing Aurora in any previous episode. I said out loud, "Who's that?!?" as if she had just shown up on the island.

by Anonymousreply 461April 4, 2019 4:35 AM

Great episode, always love a faint, so dramatic. Aurora is quite unpleasant. Julia and Gavin look good for final 3. As soon as Ron said he was the puppet master ya just know he’s in trouble. Great to hear Reem complaining again, can’t get enough of that.

by Anonymousreply 462April 4, 2019 9:17 AM

It's tough to say the newbies are boring when they've barely shown them. It's possible they've shown very little of them because they are boring, but more likely, they get squeezed out because (1) the returnees are getting airtime even if they did nothing other than pick their nose all day, (2) we get *at least* one segment on EoE island.

For instance, it would have been nice to know that Julia and Gavin and Victoria had some alliance/relationship out there. We're just told Wardog saw it out there, but they've shown zero evidence of it... and we're 7 episodes in!

Also, dumb, dumb gameplay by Devens. Even if you hate your old tribe and don't want to play with them, you don't tell them that. Idiot.

by Anonymousreply 463April 4, 2019 9:25 AM

Dude. The just want to take a nap. Dude!

by Anonymousreply 464April 4, 2019 10:23 AM

This is the first time we’ve been given an extended look at Aurora and the producers must hate her because she was not portrayed in a positive light at all. One of the best parts of the episode was watching Aurora try to make a deal with Victoria while everyone else watched in horror, their only concern for Lauren. Had Aurora not won the challenge, I think Julie would have made a big push for Aurora to be voted out.

by Anonymousreply 465April 4, 2019 11:45 AM

r463 is right - this was the absolute first inkling of an alliance between Gavin, Julie and Victoria. I assumed Gavin was tight with Eric and Ron. This is just a poorly assembled season in every way.

by Anonymousreply 466April 4, 2019 1:10 PM

Worst. Season. Ever.

by Anonymousreply 467April 4, 2019 2:06 PM

Really really bad casting. When the fuck did women become so goddam boring? They just stare ahead without a word for most of the show.

They need to find the old MTV "Real World" casting team and bring them out of retirement. Get us some Corals and Mike Miz-es and Danny Roberts type gays and Rachels and put 'em on the island.

by Anonymousreply 468April 4, 2019 5:50 PM

Reem makes me laugh. For example, even when Jeff asks her a very pleasant, non-confrontational question, she comes back with her "Duuude, fuck you" attitude.

by Anonymousreply 469April 4, 2019 5:59 PM

Yeah, that's fair, Reem is a breath of fresh air compared to the others. Even Aubrey seems great in comparison.

by Anonymousreply 470April 4, 2019 6:00 PM

Aurora's a divorce lawyer. Of course she doesn't give two fucks about a big dumb athlete fainting. Victoria didn't care either, but she's better at pretending.

by Anonymousreply 471April 4, 2019 6:06 PM

Lauren was just being melodramatic.

by Anonymousreply 472April 4, 2019 6:08 PM

It is true, something is off this season. Even Jeff's recaps on EW are filled with defensive proclamations about how exciting and unpredictable this season is.

by Anonymousreply 473April 4, 2019 6:13 PM

Let’s build a puzzle to win some food!

Let’s stand and hold this thing for hours to win Immunity!

Let’s find Immunity Idols and not use them!

This show needs a serious shake up.

by Anonymousreply 474April 4, 2019 6:24 PM

Victoria is creepy. A sociopath vibe from that one. Wardog went way up in my estimation this episode. He's smarter than he looks which is too say not stupid. Lauren is not dumb at all. Reem makes me laugh. I'd rather see Aubrey or Wentworth take this thing than any of the newbies.

by Anonymousreply 475April 4, 2019 6:24 PM

Wendy and Reem were the only memorables ones, IMO

by Anonymousreply 476April 4, 2019 6:25 PM

Halfway into the season and I'm still trying to figure out Gavin. I suspect the minute we see him featured more, he'll be voted out. It's like the producers just gave up and said, 'Let;s just get through it, these rubes will watch anything." And they wouldn't be wrong.

by Anonymousreply 477April 4, 2019 8:49 PM

Apparently there's a guy named Eric on this season!

by Anonymousreply 478April 4, 2019 9:07 PM

Another week, another episode where we didn't know who half the people were.

Hey Aubrey, here are 5000 advantages laying around on the beach for you. Hey Joe, you bitter bitch, let's have a five-minute close-up on your dopey face pretending to have deep, noble thoughts.

One of you comeback kids has to win. Production will do whatever it takes.

by Anonymousreply 479April 4, 2019 9:19 PM

Why is David not on anyone's radar? He's been conniving from the start and several newbies have been involved yet hardly anyone seems to see him as a threat. Unless, of course, everyone feels he wouldn't get votes so they don't care if he goes to the end?

by Anonymousreply 480April 4, 2019 9:53 PM

Everyone is too dickmatized by Wardong to care about gameplay

by Anonymousreply 481April 4, 2019 9:57 PM

No wonder w don’t know the newbies...the focus on the early episodes was on the rerturnees and what the newbies thought of them (hero worship and worry that they are strong players). In the process, the newbies were reduced o background players.

by Anonymousreply 482April 4, 2019 10:08 PM

This needs to be the end of returnees for good. The focus on them always fucks up the entire season.

by Anonymousreply 483April 5, 2019 2:06 AM

I loved when Chris brought the bottles to the exiles - his dong was hanging.

by Anonymousreply 484April 5, 2019 2:11 AM

They won't end the returnees because many fans are clamoring for it still. The trouble is, they bring back the same players too often. I mean did we really need to see Joe and Aubry for a for a 3rd time?

The Fans vs Favorites season is considered by many to be one of the best. They did a better job balancing the edit between the newbies and returnees and the newbies were well cast. Lots of interesting personalities'.

by Anonymousreply 485April 5, 2019 2:17 AM

Elder gay here...thanks for mentioning how many players seem to suddenly appear out of nowhere. When I watch this show, I keep thinking that I’m seeing players I’ve never seen before and worry that I’m no longer able to track a simple TV show.

by Anonymousreply 486April 5, 2019 5:45 AM

It’s telling that when I think of fans vs favourites: Micronesia I can recall just as many newbies as returning players. That was a fantastic season. Eric giving away his necklace, natalie who took the necklace and crazy Kathy. Tracey who insisted she heard sex sounds coming from the jungle.

by Anonymousreply 487April 5, 2019 6:27 AM

There's definitely something different with the show and this goes back a few seasons now. There seemed to be more time spent on the various members in the past as opposed to the way they give a few people big edits these days. Don't know if the contestants this time around just aren't giving them enough to work with or the show evolving, good or bad.

by Anonymousreply 488April 5, 2019 6:58 AM

They’ve eliminated the human element that came naturally at the auction or if they had to work as a tribe on reward projects. No tree mail, It’s just strategy and idols. You don’t see any element of surviving (fishing or climbing for coconuts). Zero candid moments that reveal the players personality and alliances.

by Anonymousreply 489April 5, 2019 7:08 AM

Long Dong Chris opening the show with those bottles...yum. Looks like a nice thick long flaccid shaft.

by Anonymousreply 490April 5, 2019 9:45 AM

Clearly, this show needs more appearances by Rupert

by Anonymousreply 491April 5, 2019 10:45 AM

Chris looked so good. He's cut now with the starvation diet.

by Anonymousreply 492April 5, 2019 11:14 AM

His thighs last week in the challenge were gorgeous. It’s so sad that he’s straight.

by Anonymousreply 493April 5, 2019 12:46 PM

Joe is obviously a head case anyway. That hair is a sure sign right off the bat.

by Anonymousreply 494April 5, 2019 1:22 PM

This season is trash, I hope Ron wins. The Kamas who voted Eric are VERY stupid, it's way too early

by Anonymousreply 495April 5, 2019 3:47 PM

Who is Ron? Just like everyone else I watched and went "did they add people?" All Jeff talks about is Wentworth. All they ever feature is Wardog's package bouncing around. Who is the girl with the hat and her dweeby lil friend? Who is the girl who passed out?

by Anonymousreply 496April 5, 2019 5:32 PM

Sheila seems like a real bitch but if she can stick with Carolyn and Maxine, she might go far. Of course, those three will have to eliminate Karl, Ryan, and Allan before Jeremy uses his idol.

by Anonymousreply 497April 5, 2019 6:09 PM

Ron is the guy who wears a tie to tribal council.

by Anonymousreply 498April 5, 2019 6:21 PM

I think there are two main reasons it seems like they keep introducing new people. One was only one group of people ever went to tribal council for most of the first half of the season. The second is they no longer run an introduction to the show where we see the contestants next to their names, they just start the show with no introduction.

by Anonymousreply 499April 5, 2019 7:05 PM

Who’s the guy who who was yelling what the contestants were doing during the challenges? I’m thinking “Why don’t you PARTICIPATE instead of just describing he actions of your fellow castaways??

Where do they find these people?

by Anonymousreply 500April 5, 2019 7:28 PM

Yeah, that Sheila is a piece of work! I'd take her to the final 3, for sure.

by Anonymousreply 501April 5, 2019 7:30 PM

Since there are former Survivor castaways on the upcoming season of The Amazing Race, I'm cross-posting the TAR Season 31 thread.

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by Anonymousreply 502April 5, 2019 8:58 PM

R502 Don't watch TAR, but can't stand Rupert or Corrine. The rest are ok to meh.

by Anonymousreply 503April 6, 2019 1:09 AM

Wait - there’s a Sheila???

by Anonymousreply 504April 6, 2019 1:56 AM

[quote]Sheila seems like a real bitch but if she can stick with Carolyn and Maxine, she might go far. Of course, those three will have to eliminate Karl, Ryan, and Allan before Jeremy uses his idol.

Jeremy's idol was only good for two tribal councils, so he can't use it now. But he could still bluff with it.

I doubt Sheila will ever work with Maxine. She's still pissed at her for voting out Beth in that combined tribal council.

by Anonymousreply 505April 6, 2019 8:07 AM

Well, Beth was a fucking cunt.

by Anonymousreply 506April 6, 2019 9:03 AM

Poor Sheila has the worst skin. Damn HD!

by Anonymousreply 507April 6, 2019 3:45 PM

Good god. CBS needs to give it up trying to make some of these people happen. The TAR list is the worst.

by Anonymousreply 508April 6, 2019 4:03 PM

Excited too see how Colin has aged. One of my favorites, so much so that I named a cat after him.

by Anonymousreply 509April 6, 2019 4:18 PM

The BB list is worse than the TAR list. Rachel...AGAIN???? Nicole...AGAIN???

by Anonymousreply 510April 6, 2019 4:49 PM

What's changed is that they've gone more the way of Big Brother, and they write the storylines and then force everyone to fit the script with much more heavy-handed editing than they used to.

They also force "blindsides" for the audience every tribal, so very little real conversations or connections are shown, and lots of red herrings are created.

And finally, they have a huge purse full of twists, hidden advantages, and idols to dole out to help things stay on script.

Everyone is an extra, except for those few they've designated as important to the "story." That's why we don't know who half of them are and we don't enjoy any of it.

by Anonymousreply 511April 6, 2019 8:51 PM

I am looking forward to seeing Britney on TAR, though. I love me some Britney.

by Anonymousreply 512April 6, 2019 9:08 PM

Cody Nickson!!!! MORE!!!! Put him on Survivor!

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by Anonymousreply 513April 6, 2019 9:14 PM

I gave up on Big Brother long ago. The last one I watched any of was the one with Dan and Renny.

Can't seem to quit with Survivor though, no matter how frustrating it gets.

by Anonymousreply 514April 6, 2019 9:16 PM

Go back to the original format. Enough with the gimmicks. The producers are fucking idiots to fuck this show up so much.

by Anonymousreply 515April 6, 2019 9:23 PM

I am having trouble remembering who has an idol. I know Kelly, Aubrey and Lauren have one each. David has half an idol.e has to give the other half to someone before the last eviction and gave it to Rick, who won't give it back. Aurora and Aubrey have an extra vote each. Did I miss anyone?

Also, who the hell are Sheila, Maxine, Beth, Karl, Ryan Allen? Were they on a different season? They are not on this season's list.

Jeez Louise girls, you don't make this easy for us Elder gays to follow.

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by Anonymousreply 516April 6, 2019 10:37 PM

ANTM cycled itself right into oblivion and RPDR seems determined to do the same thing.

Absence does make the heart grow fonder. Give viewers enough time to long for more instead of pumping out crap content continally and giving us nothing but material to criticize and lose interest in.

by Anonymousreply 517April 6, 2019 10:41 PM

Ron should have given the other half of the idol to Maxine instead of David. Btw, I think Karl is looking HOT and I hardly noticed him before.

by Anonymousreply 518April 7, 2019 12:05 AM

Ya know it's a shitty season when we have to make up parody characters. Go Maxine!

by Anonymousreply 519April 7, 2019 12:40 AM

Sheila is my new favorite! Thank you DL. You always come through for me.

It seems like we’ve got a couple “Roses” on this thread who can’t keep up with Dorothy and the other gals.

by Anonymousreply 520April 7, 2019 12:46 AM

Are Maxine and Sheila going to be a team on The Amazing Race? That would be crazy-town!

by Anonymousreply 521April 7, 2019 1:00 AM

I wish they'd pair Maxine up with Cody instead of Jessica. But maybe they're too much alike.

by Anonymousreply 522April 7, 2019 1:03 AM

There is so much bullshitty twists, gimmicks, idols, extra votes, 1/2 idols, advantages, immunities, and all that I can’t keep track. It’s a globbedygook of nonsense. Where’s the Gameplay?

by Anonymousreply 523April 7, 2019 6:24 AM

Sheila and Maxine can SUCK MY CLIT

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by Anonymousreply 524April 7, 2019 6:31 AM

Maxine won't be returning to Survivor, or probably any CBS reality show. The producers are still pissed that she spoiled Beth's return from Edge of Extinction island.

I agree Kurt is really hot, but Dennis has to be one of the best looking guys they've ever had on Survivor.

by Anonymousreply 525April 7, 2019 6:54 AM

[quote]I am having trouble remembering who has an idol. I know Kelly, Aubrey and Lauren have one each. David has half an idol.e has to give the other half to someone before the last eviction and gave it to Rick, who won't give it back. Aurora and Aubrey have an extra vote each. Did I miss anyone?

I've noticed that the caption under the person's name now lists that they have an idol. I just saw that on the last episode.

[quote]Also, who the hell are Sheila, Maxine, Beth, Karl, Ryan Allen? Were they on a different season? They are not on this season's list.

I just think that's just one random crazy person talking to himself.

by Anonymousreply 526April 7, 2019 8:41 AM

I don’t think Aubry’s idol or advantage are valid any longer. Once she got voted out they were nullified.

by Anonymousreply 527April 7, 2019 12:35 PM

I want to fly to wherever they are at, pull off that wool hat, from that stupid ginger and yell"you are on a fucking tropical island"

by Anonymousreply 528April 7, 2019 12:45 PM

It's too bad Rex opted to leave Edge of Extinction. . He had amazing calves -- but no gameplay.

by Anonymousreply 529April 7, 2019 3:36 PM

R525 - Have you seen Dennis's nudes yet? There's a reason he was the first castaway to get blurred this season!

by Anonymousreply 530April 8, 2019 2:43 AM

r530 links please

by Anonymousreply 531April 8, 2019 2:46 AM

Debbie needs to be on every season of survivor.

by Anonymousreply 532April 8, 2019 5:02 AM

Debbie should take over for Ms. Probst since she was originally supposed to host Millionaire before Chris Harrison pulled rank. She could work around her next hosting gig as Alex Trebek's replacement on Jeopardy.

by Anonymousreply 533April 8, 2019 8:26 AM

Debbie should have her own show and each week the contestants must succeed in one of the careers she professed to have.

by Anonymousreply 534April 8, 2019 1:22 PM

Yes, someone please lost a link to Dennis' nudes. PLEASE!

by Anonymousreply 535April 8, 2019 2:39 PM

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

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by Anonymousreply 536April 10, 2019 6:47 PM

DM links hardly work lately. So see link here

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6905885/Survivor-couple-Joe-Anglim-Sierra-Dawn-Thomas-engaged-no-idea-coming.html

by Anonymousreply 537April 10, 2019 6:48 PM

Both are vapid, so a good match.

She sure has long, skinny fingers. Always thought there was something tranny-ish about her.

by Anonymousreply 538April 10, 2019 7:03 PM

Deplorable wedding?

by Anonymousreply 539April 10, 2019 9:32 PM

Chris was looking quite hung walking out of the water in his underwear.

by Anonymousreply 540April 11, 2019 12:07 AM

R540.... Mmmmmmmm yes! Screw the fish, I'll have that huge piece of meat hanging between his legs!

by Anonymousreply 541April 11, 2019 12:10 AM

Chesney's not getting much airtime.

by Anonymousreply 542April 11, 2019 12:17 AM

I like the challenges where they go head-to-head, physical combat. Standing alone holding a ball is borrrrrrinnnnnmmg.

by Anonymousreply 543April 11, 2019 12:20 AM

I think they do the standing competitions to give the women a fighting chance.

by Anonymousreply 544April 11, 2019 12:22 AM

Gavin's nose looks like a beak.

by Anonymousreply 545April 11, 2019 12:22 AM

I hope David goes. I can’t stand him. Same with Wentworth and Wardong.

by Anonymousreply 546April 11, 2019 12:24 AM

R536, Sierra Dawn has alien fingers

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by Anonymousreply 547April 11, 2019 12:24 AM

Well at least it looks like some idols will be played tonight.

by Anonymousreply 548April 11, 2019 12:34 AM

Ewwww they poop in the ocean, that they swim and catch fish in.

by Anonymousreply 549April 11, 2019 12:39 AM

"I can't deal with soccer moms"

"Oh my god. She's lost her damn mind"

Too funny.

by Anonymousreply 550April 11, 2019 12:48 AM

This is a train wreck and so delicious to watch.

by Anonymousreply 551April 11, 2019 12:51 AM

The bandana girl in the ugly sweater is a CUNTuesday.

by Anonymousreply 552April 11, 2019 12:53 AM

Aubrey. Ugh.

by Anonymousreply 553April 11, 2019 12:53 AM

Bye, you deserved it!

by Anonymousreply 554April 11, 2019 12:55 AM

Julia and Aurora were way too obvious. It was totally stupid to not to talk to Kelly, David and the rest of their alliance. Plus Julia's smug, dismissive attitude towards Devens was a bad move. Might have been what had them pick her to go over Aurora.

by Anonymousreply 555April 11, 2019 1:05 AM

I think Aurora was on her way out until Julia chimed in, if she had sat there and kept her mouth shut she would have been fine. When you are not in the line of fire don't stick your face in the line of fire.

by Anonymousreply 556April 11, 2019 1:17 AM

This was a total shitshow tonight, but I ate it up.

by Anonymousreply 557April 11, 2019 1:38 AM

Is Devens a fan favorite? Wardong? I can’t imagine how anyone could root for anyone else to win this year.

Except maybe Reem, I guess.

by Anonymousreply 558April 11, 2019 2:15 AM

Chris’ pendulous dong kept Eric from quitting the game!

by Anonymousreply 559April 11, 2019 3:18 AM

I think Devens has a decent shot at winning. More so if he's up against David or Kelly. He's gotten a good edit overall and a good amount of airtime.

I was sure until tonight JuliE was winning. But they had her looking kind of crazy tonight. I still think she might have a chance to win because they showed her saying she missed her family (and we know how production jizzes over that) and talking about playing the game for herself. It just doesn't make sense she's gotten so many confessionals when she's the type of player they typically ignore.otherwise. It looks like showing her because they HAVE too since she won. Plus with the rumors about him hating these this season it makes sense. I don't see them being too upset with a Devens win.

Honestly I don't think any repeat player has has chance winning against a newbie. Don't really see any of the other newbie's winning other than Julie or maybe Devens.

The editing is so disproportionate due to EoE so it's hard to make a call. I mean has gotten more confessionals and screen time than most of the new players this season, even ones still playing. Who knows, I could be wrong and someone like Aurora wins and is another Michele that gave them nothing to show,

by Anonymousreply 560April 11, 2019 3:29 AM

That should be "I mean Reem has gotten more confessionals and screen time than most of the new players this season.

by Anonymousreply 561April 11, 2019 3:33 AM

Extinction is stupid. They should give them something to do- a puzzle to solve, clues to a treasure- something! It’s boring to watch them sit around and talk about how bored they are.

Do they ever compete in reward challenges that production decides there just isn’t time enough to show? The editing was so weird tonight. Spent some time with Reem and company, then quickly to the immunity challenge, which they sped through as it was of no consequence to who went home at tribal and then by the 35 min mark we were at tribal.

by Anonymousreply 562April 11, 2019 3:37 AM

Julie is shrill and annoying. I kind of liked Aurora basically calling her out as a frau.

by Anonymousreply 563April 11, 2019 5:54 AM

Soccer mom = best insult this season

by Anonymousreply 564April 11, 2019 6:05 AM

Overacting award goes to Aubrey tonight. ridiculous. Oh,and Chris was delicious tonight

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by Anonymousreply 565April 11, 2019 10:02 AM

Chris makes me reach for smelling salts.

Julia has nobody but herself to blame for that exit. Badly played and that kind of arrogance at tribal is never clever. Wentworth has some balls not to play her idol this time.

Julie is a mess. Not sure people will want to keep a loose cannon like that around.

by Anonymousreply 566April 11, 2019 10:13 AM

That poor stingray was dickmatized like the rest of us!

by Anonymousreply 567April 11, 2019 10:42 AM

For all the talk of Chris' package, I thought tonight's episode really highlighted his ass. The way his wet underwear clung to him...it looked so muscular. I'm not normally an "ass" man, but I couldn't take my eyes off it. Hope there are some clips posted.

by Anonymousreply 568April 11, 2019 10:51 AM

Thank you, Survivor editors, for the now obligatory clips of Chris’ package - especially when he pulled on his underwear. Keep him wet.

If I were on the Edge of Extinction I would be feeding on that man’s cock 24/7. With pleasure.

by Anonymousreply 569April 11, 2019 10:57 AM

Surely they'll cast Chris again in a future season. I hope it's Survivor: Sodom and Gomorrah Edition.

by Anonymousreply 570April 11, 2019 11:06 AM

Queen Ron.

by Anonymousreply 571April 11, 2019 11:08 AM

You're such a passenger, Nevins. !! I was surprised Nevins restrained himself on her exit. He should've said, "No room in the car for you, Julia!" or "Julia - this is where you get off!"

by Anonymousreply 572April 11, 2019 11:11 AM

"Julia is no fool..."

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by Anonymousreply 573April 11, 2019 11:26 AM

I can't help myself

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by Anonymousreply 574April 11, 2019 12:11 PM

and then this ..and I'll stop

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by Anonymousreply 575April 11, 2019 12:12 PM

Another snoozer, watching people mill around whispering at tribal, since I still can't place some of these people and which teams they were originally part of. Who was this person they voted out? I'd barely seen her speak all season.

SO much of the show is tedious, dragged-out whining and "deep" thoughts from the cast of Exhaustion Island.

by Anonymousreply 576April 11, 2019 12:46 PM

I enjoyed R575 post more than this episode.

Would it be possible for a contestant to win immunity without Jeff asking for a sob story as he places the necklace? When did Survivor become all about the crying? There’s no crying in baseball!

by Anonymousreply 577April 11, 2019 12:53 PM

[quote]Oh, and Chris was delicious tonight.

In years past, they would have blurred that monster out. Standards have changed.

by Anonymousreply 578April 11, 2019 12:54 PM

I thought this was actually the first good episode of the season. That tribal council was bonkers! And a smug, obnoxious person who thought she was sitting pretty went packing 😆

by Anonymousreply 579April 11, 2019 1:15 PM

I hope Chris just wears a stretched out jockstrap to the reunion.

by Anonymousreply 580April 11, 2019 1:18 PM

Nevins, Wentworth and Chris’ dong for Final 3!!!

by Anonymousreply 581April 11, 2019 1:24 PM

I'm confused by Rick versus Ron versus Nevins versus Gavin versus whatever. And there seem to be several bland, white potato-faced men who are different people.

by Anonymousreply 582April 11, 2019 1:33 PM

Has there been any comments or reaction from Chris about the amount of attention his genitals are receiving?

My personal take from reviewing the evidence - average cock, huuuuge balls.

by Anonymousreply 583April 11, 2019 1:40 PM

I agree about the huge balls. They're distracting, much like huge breasts, I suppose.

by Anonymousreply 584April 11, 2019 1:48 PM

Chris dressed as Kid Rock for Halloween

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by Anonymousreply 585April 11, 2019 3:03 PM

Chris fishing.

Looks like he's mostly balls.

BTW, he's getting married in early May.

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by Anonymousreply 586April 11, 2019 3:04 PM

Is that an Island Snake in Chris Underwood’s Swimwear?

Putting the ‘wood’ into Underwood, Chris’ prominent *ahem* feature, even spurred commentary from his teammates.

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by Anonymousreply 587April 11, 2019 3:12 PM

That was a really dumb move on Julie's part, jumping ship over to the bottom of the Lesu alliance.

by Anonymousreply 588April 11, 2019 4:36 PM

Survivor: Battle Of The Bulge is looking for a few good men. Send your dick pics to CBS.

by Anonymousreply 589April 11, 2019 8:34 PM

R589 =Jeff Probst

by Anonymousreply 590April 11, 2019 8:36 PM

I literally can not figure out who is aligned with whom and I have watched almost every moment. It just feels like a bad clusterfuck this season.

by Anonymousreply 591April 11, 2019 9:03 PM

I hope Reem wins.

by Anonymousreply 592April 11, 2019 9:04 PM

Reem winning wold certainly redeem the season -- first voted out, final victor. At least that is (somewhat) interesting.

by Anonymousreply 593April 11, 2019 9:06 PM

I got a kick out of Gavin standing there with immunity around his neck telling the group David needs to go because he's always in the top 4 when it comes to challenges. Ya know, as opposed to someone who actually wins it. He'll probably be next to go.

by Anonymousreply 594April 11, 2019 9:17 PM

Nevins has bigger ball than Chris!

by Anonymousreply 595April 11, 2019 9:23 PM

I’ve been sitting at my desk at work all day trying to get shit done but constantly distracted by daydreams of Chris’ cock and low hanging balls dangling in front of my face.

by Anonymousreply 596April 11, 2019 10:17 PM

Has Joe been given a super-powerful Immunity Idol by Production yet?

by Anonymousreply 597April 11, 2019 10:22 PM

R594 He could very well go in the next episode. Two people will be booted according to Probst.

R595 Sue Ann Nevins?

by Anonymousreply 598April 11, 2019 10:32 PM

R596 makes me sad. He must be very old and ugly if some TV island dick is the closet he gets to the real thing.

Good dick and ass are everywhere. Get it gurl.

This episode "live" tribal was too much of a shit show. Only Wentworth, Wardog, Lauren, Gavin and David played with any sense. The hysterics did change the outcome though. Devin took his necessary shot, but he's a nasty piece of work. It amuses me that Wentworth and David openly talked though they target each other every week. It was clearly either Kelly or David being voted out this week - both who had an idol. So, even the more traditional tribal might have just as much drama. Some one vote collateral damage. But it all blew up from Devin, a soccer mom having a breakdown and Julia telling Warthog to shut the fuck up. Wardog is more impressive each week. He reads things well but remains calm and maintains some dignity. Wentworth, Wardog and Lauren for the final three. I can't watch David's legs get any thinner or listen to his weird aspie pooping in the water stories. He's not a normal man. I think he is gay.

I still don't understand how Reem, the first voted off gets to be on the jury? There are still 11 people in the game and already 6 on the jury. They haven't made it clear how this will go down at all. Obviously there will be one more chance to get back in the game, but will the rest of the Extinction Island inhabitants then be given the boot or the burger, bath and lux hotel accommodations that jury members usually receive?

by Anonymousreply 599April 11, 2019 11:00 PM

I'm not clear on how many people will be on the jury either, but maybe a new twist is that everyone who remains on the island goes to the jury.

by Anonymousreply 600April 11, 2019 11:08 PM
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