But already looks like he's ready to get out there and find a job. Have a life.
Actually, when this pic was taken he was probably just one week old.
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But already looks like he's ready to get out there and find a job. Have a life.
Actually, when this pic was taken he was probably just one week old.
by Anonymous | reply 259 | March 11, 2019 6:02 AM |
What a media whore.
Andy too.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 17, 2019 10:15 AM |
Adorable kid and a handsome daddy
by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 17, 2019 10:18 AM |
Do you think John Mayer is the biological father? His sperm would be younger and he's better-looking.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 17, 2019 11:25 AM |
ugly hairy baby.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 17, 2019 11:47 AM |
My dream marketing tool that will get me on the cover of People, Parenting Today, National Geographic, and Harvard Business Review.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 17, 2019 12:52 PM |
Is that child wearing a wig? Never seen that much hair on a one-week-old baby. Yikes.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 17, 2019 1:21 PM |
it's ugly and hairy.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 17, 2019 1:29 PM |
That kid is not Andy’s...
by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 17, 2019 1:31 PM |
r8 it came from his cum.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 17, 2019 1:34 PM |
Was the surrogate an ewok?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 17, 2019 1:37 PM |
[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 17, 2019 1:42 PM |
there is nothing ugly about this baby, he so damn cute,. Lots of babies are born with a full head of hair.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 17, 2019 1:43 PM |
That much hair already?
Really?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 17, 2019 1:45 PM |
Agreed R12
by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 17, 2019 1:46 PM |
If I had the money, I would totally do it. You can pick the egg you want, you can pick the surrogate you want carrying the baby. You can even decide how involved you want to be with the surrogate and the pregnancy. And I think all the famous gays go to that same agency to get this all done. There was a big article about them a few years back, linked in one of those Bomer threads.
I really don't see any drawbacks in this.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 17, 2019 1:46 PM |
i don't know nothin' about birthin' no babies but that one is hairy and ugly.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 17, 2019 1:47 PM |
Of course you don't R15. Who cares about the women who have to ruin their bodies for babies they won't have anything to do with in the future.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 17, 2019 1:51 PM |
i'll pay you $100,000 if you'll hatch a kid for me.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 17, 2019 1:52 PM |
No one cares
by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 17, 2019 1:56 PM |
R2 [quote] and a handsome daddy
Lol
by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 17, 2019 1:58 PM |
Lots of babies are born with that much hair. Most often thicker and darker than expected, it usually all falls out and lighter, thinner hair replaces it.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 17, 2019 1:59 PM |
Andys dog is going to eat babys face and im here for it 👀 cus im nosey.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 17, 2019 1:59 PM |
How long before he gets bored with this accessory?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 17, 2019 2:01 PM |
It must be his kid. The little fucker is cross eyed just like Andy. He’s cursed.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 17, 2019 2:03 PM |
Is that baby white?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | February 17, 2019 2:29 PM |
Kind of an ugly baby. I feel sad for the kid to have to be raised by Andy instead of a true loving family.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 17, 2019 3:09 PM |
Yeah, a real family should have adopted it.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 17, 2019 3:22 PM |
The baby looks Asian.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | February 17, 2019 3:47 PM |
I sure hope Andy doesn't drop some party favors into the baby formula.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | February 17, 2019 3:53 PM |
The biggest danger to this poor infant is that cocaine looks so much like baby powder.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | February 17, 2019 3:55 PM |
The hair is unnerving.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 17, 2019 4:04 PM |
So is this child just going to be raised by paid nannies?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 17, 2019 4:05 PM |
You should the hair on the baby's back.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | February 17, 2019 4:05 PM |
Can you imagine how hard it is to shave baby balls?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | February 17, 2019 4:07 PM |
Wow. That's a beautiful baby. Mazel, Andy.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | February 17, 2019 4:12 PM |
Lol, r30
The baby is really cute, the full head of hair is both unnerving and impressive, r21 is probably right that the dark hair is likely to fall out and be replaced by lighter, more normal baby’s hair, and I agree that the kid has Andy’s wonky/squinty eye so it looks like he’s the biological father.
Hope it all works out. Definitely seems like the kid is being used as a prop to bring more attention and flattery to his narcissistic father. Becoming a parent can be transformative though, so perhaps Andy will genuinely bond with baby Benny and become more protective, and less exploitative. I do hope he hires a loving young nanny who can be there long term for the boy as a kind of surrogate mother.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | February 17, 2019 5:11 PM |
That baby is kind of ugly. It looks like an infant Pugsley Addams. Maybe it will grow out of its ugliness.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | February 17, 2019 5:39 PM |
Andy truly is an idiot. His response to concern that his dog is acting out by destroying toys was the dog didn't know who's toys they were. The dog did that to take Andy's focus away from the baby, but Cohen is too stupid to comprehend that. Andy is a danger to that child.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | February 17, 2019 5:57 PM |
[quote] That kid is not Andy’s...
Did you look at the photo? The baby already looks like a tiny little mini-Andy.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | February 17, 2019 6:04 PM |
The baby already has grey hair. Look at his bangs.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | February 17, 2019 6:07 PM |
[Quote]The baby already looks like a tiny little mini-Andy.
Quadruple redundancies are so rare.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | February 17, 2019 6:08 PM |
Sceevy
by Anonymous | reply 42 | February 17, 2019 9:05 PM |
I get a Melissa McCarthy vibe from the baby here.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | February 17, 2019 9:19 PM |
[quote] I do hope he hires a loving young nanny who can be there long term for the boy as a kind of surrogate mother.
Young nannies never stay long. They have their own lives to lead.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | February 17, 2019 9:26 PM |
[quote]Andy truly is an idiot. His response to concern that his dog is acting out by destroying toys was the dog didn't know who's toys they were. The dog did that to take Andy's focus away from the baby, but Cohen is too stupid to comprehend that. Andy is a danger to that child.
He needs to be fucking careful with the dog around the baby.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | February 17, 2019 9:28 PM |
Should have been aborted (Andy, I mean.)
by Anonymous | reply 46 | February 17, 2019 9:31 PM |
The Rabbi gave the baby a "cuddly Torah"?
God help us.
No wonder the dog destroyed it.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | February 17, 2019 9:41 PM |
Who's the mother?
by Anonymous | reply 48 | February 17, 2019 9:48 PM |
The kid's Caesar bangs are disturbing me.
That stuffed toy was just an appetizer/warning. Wacha is going to go full dingo on Benjamin any day now.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | February 17, 2019 9:55 PM |
I feel bad for the baby. Who wants a single father who does drugs and is a fame whore? It’s just a prop.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | February 17, 2019 10:00 PM |
Does the kid have another daddy?
by Anonymous | reply 51 | February 17, 2019 10:06 PM |
That baby is wearing a wig. Andy will molest it.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | February 17, 2019 10:07 PM |
How is one supposed to manage meaningless, late-night Grindr hookups on Fire Island and vapid, inane celebrity worship with the serious needs of an infant?
Will Consuela be rudely awakened from her well-earned slumber - trying to burn the horrors she’s witnessed from her mind via dream - due to another “emergency” 2 a.m. meeting in the shrubs of Cherry Grove? What happens at that awkward moment when he mistakes tipsy Auntie Sarah Jessica for another in the endless parade of drag queens that have passed out next to the dining credenza? What happens when baby grabs the cellphone and accidentally dials daddy’s special “merchant” over and over again, disrupting an otherwise productive Cool Sculpting session? Then there’s that embarrassing moment when your child walks in to the bathroom while you’re using it, but how mentally scarring will it be when you catch your father waxing his own asshole while inhaling a lemon chiffon cake?
It all seems so unnecessary and impractical for such an vacuous, hedonistic and shallow-minded middle-aged queen. Best to donate the child to a mature and caring family in the suburbs that can appreciate it.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | February 17, 2019 10:15 PM |
If Andy was serious about parenting, he wouldn't put his baby on the cover of a magazine.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | February 17, 2019 10:22 PM |
Fucking brilliant r53
Consuela needs to be a DL character like Mike from the Palm Springs gathering.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | February 17, 2019 10:25 PM |
The hands seem so big and already gripping?
I thought a two-week-old baby is still like a fucking embryo.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | February 17, 2019 10:26 PM |
The baby is Mayer’s son. The face, color, and eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | February 17, 2019 10:27 PM |
This will end in therapy for the child, like those poor unwanted Clooney props.
Agree that Andy will molest the baby and is already training it to give him handjobs.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | February 17, 2019 10:28 PM |
^^ The dog does NOT look happy.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | February 17, 2019 10:29 PM |
You can tell the dog wants to leave.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | February 17, 2019 10:30 PM |
“My Dream Baby” is such an awful headline. It conjures up thoughts of fantasy and artifice, which is probably the exact opposite impression that gay men whose children were conceived through artificial means wish to convey.
The headline is so bad that one wonders whether it was intentional.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | February 17, 2019 10:32 PM |
All I can see in that cover photo is Andy’s teeth.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | February 17, 2019 10:33 PM |
Andy lets the baby nurse on his penis.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | February 17, 2019 10:34 PM |
[quote]All I can see in that cover photo is Andy’s teeth.
The Americans are OBSESSED with big bleached teeth - and sneer at people who don't have them.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | February 17, 2019 10:35 PM |
The 'prop toddler' Andy is posing with on the People cover is not his kid.
Here's a photo of a one-week old baby -
by Anonymous | reply 67 | February 17, 2019 10:39 PM |
"I'm excited to show him the world"
he should have said
"I'm excited to show him TO the world"
by Anonymous | reply 68 | February 17, 2019 10:40 PM |
He should have said, "I'm excited to sell him to the world."
by Anonymous | reply 69 | February 17, 2019 10:44 PM |
Andy rims his baby and sucks on its genitals.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | February 17, 2019 10:59 PM |
R17 It's the women's choices and they are getting paid. I don't see anything wrong with it. I personally would be more concerned about the mental health issues associated with children from DE or DS. There are websites that share some horrible stories from people conceived through DE/DS. Changed my mind about a lot of things. I want to say that Andy will be such great, devoted dad that he will take extra care to tend to the emotional and psychological needs of his child, but given his lifestyle and age, I just don't think that will be the case. Kids are no joke, Andy's in for quite a ride.
And it's a perfectly average looking baby. Doesn't matter, because they change so much. Yes, some babies are definitely born with that much hair, but it's more on the extreme end.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | February 17, 2019 11:02 PM |
The baby’s wearing a wig!
by Anonymous | reply 73 | February 17, 2019 11:05 PM |
Is being a bottom hereditary?
by Anonymous | reply 74 | February 17, 2019 11:06 PM |
Was his bris a sponsored event like the baby shower?
by Anonymous | reply 75 | February 17, 2019 11:08 PM |
Jesus, who the FUCK cares about that cross-eyed media fuckpuppet and his adopted sprig? The child is blameless, of course. But Cohen has done exactly ZERO good for the cultural zeitgeist (has dumbed it the fuck down to level zero), is famous for WHAT reason, again (OTHER than that, and is an annoying social-climbing idiot. Just seeing that THAT....thing is on the cover of People magazine makes me want to vomit. Seriously. Dude, you don't deserve your fame. You are the lowest common denominator. Then again, yes, I know, life isn't fair and all that jazz.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | February 17, 2019 11:13 PM |
Settle down, Beavis.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | February 17, 2019 11:18 PM |
Do celebs usually get their kid on the cover of a magazine at 2weeks old?
by Anonymous | reply 78 | February 17, 2019 11:23 PM |
That kid is lying about his age. Like father like son.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | February 17, 2019 11:26 PM |
Babies basically have no immune system at 2 weeks old. None. Breastfeeding helps some, which I would assume Andy's baby isn't, unless he's hired a wet nurse. So of course, Andy takes a formula-fed baby to a germ-infested set (and on a plane) at the height of flu season because fame is more important.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | February 18, 2019 12:19 AM |
First it’s Peopke, then it’s Dateline. Andy the cross eyed child molester.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | February 18, 2019 12:20 AM |
I’m R21 and I swear all of this baby’s hair will fall out in a week or two. I have a niece who was born with a head of hair so thick and dark that it caused people to do a double take. Seriously, it looked like she had a wig on. About a month after being born, it all started to fall out and she was nearly bald for almost a year. Her hair eventually came back in, finer and much lighter in color.
Google “baby with lots of hair”, it a thing. Some of the pictures a hilarious.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | February 18, 2019 12:31 AM |
No one cares about your niece!
by Anonymous | reply 83 | February 18, 2019 12:38 AM |
Who was Andy thinking of when he jerked off into a cup during the “conception?”
by Anonymous | reply 84 | February 18, 2019 12:41 AM |
Cunts like R83 seem to be proliferating lately.
fuck off R83
by Anonymous | reply 85 | February 18, 2019 12:41 AM |
[quote]Who was Andy thinking of when he jerked off into a cup during the “conception?”
NOT R83
by Anonymous | reply 86 | February 18, 2019 12:42 AM |
Sadly, I must admit I don’t care about your niece, but I do worry for you, snowflake. My cover! My moment!
by Anonymous | reply 87 | February 18, 2019 12:47 AM |
I'm laughing so hard.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | February 18, 2019 12:51 AM |
So will Andy keep the babe in the spotlight throughout his childhood?
by Anonymous | reply 89 | February 18, 2019 1:01 AM |
Not if the kid looks like him R89! But it's a boy so the kid will probably look like the mother. 8/10 times the first born child looks like the opposite sex parent.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | February 18, 2019 1:36 AM |
[quote]8/10 times the first born child looks like the opposite sex parent.
never heard that one before
by Anonymous | reply 91 | February 18, 2019 1:38 AM |
my god, what is wrong with you people? Andy looks happier than I have seen him look in a long time. You all use to crucify him for supposedly having a drug/party/lowlife problem.
He has taken a major step in his life and was very emotional talking about it, so it has obviously been something he has wanted badly. He is smart, nice looking, rich. The kid is luckier than hell and I am sure Andy will make a great parent.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | February 18, 2019 1:53 AM |
All babies tend to look like the father during the first year. It’s an evolutionary trait because the baby has a much better shot at making it to adulthood if the father recognizes it as his own and becomes invested in providing for & protecting it. Upon learning that, I did wonder how the fathers knew (a) what they themselves looked like, in the age before mirrors, and (b) how would the fathers recognize the resemblance in an infant? But the paternal grandmothers would have been able to confirm. “Yes, son, you clearly fathered that child because s/he looks just like you did when you were born.”
by Anonymous | reply 93 | February 18, 2019 2:01 AM |
That's a nice theory R93, but countless numbers of babies look just like their mothers even during the first year. My nephew was the spitting image of my sister and looked nothing at all like his father during his first year. At one point, we actually thought her ex might be the dad and she was lying or confused. Now, at 15 months, he is starting to show a slight resemblance to his dad, but he still mostly resembles his mom. And that's just one example.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | February 18, 2019 2:09 AM |
You know what? I stand corrected, r94. You’re right.
Incidentally does anyone know which of NPH’s kids is his bio kid? I’ve never been able to tell.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | February 18, 2019 2:14 AM |
How much did he pay - has he disclosed this?
by Anonymous | reply 96 | February 18, 2019 2:15 AM |
The baby has a lot of hair.. hopefully it fades and falls off soon.
I think Andy is going to finally grow up now that he's a father. I hope for the best.
But the jokes that he's gonna molest the baby are gross.
Yes, I know. MARY!!
by Anonymous | reply 97 | February 18, 2019 2:24 AM |
Baby Benny is like "please rescue from this lunatic" .
by Anonymous | reply 98 | February 18, 2019 2:25 AM |
R90 A baby is more likely to look like the father, so the father doesn't think it's some other guy's kid.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | February 18, 2019 2:28 AM |
The baby looks like he is tired of his shit
by Anonymous | reply 100 | February 18, 2019 2:30 AM |
R78 he's not A-list so he had to do it ASAP.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | February 18, 2019 2:31 AM |
It breaks my heart that poor baby was MUTILATED.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | February 18, 2019 2:52 AM |
The sad part is that this photo shoot was probably arranged before the baby was born. That this man would prioritize a photo shoot the first week the baby is at home is very telling.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | February 18, 2019 3:37 AM |
Face it - the only reason Andy got a People cover is because he agreed to pose with a baby that he paid for. He does drugs and is friends with John Mayer. I don’t find anything admirable about him.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | February 18, 2019 3:53 AM |
There is not enough interest in Andy that he could get wait till the baby is several months old.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | February 18, 2019 3:58 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 106 | February 18, 2019 4:02 AM |
I keep thinking that the baby's hair was professionally trimmed before the shoot.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | February 18, 2019 4:04 AM |
Hopefully the baby will be raised by a woman who actually takes care of him. That’s the best anyone can hope for.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | February 18, 2019 4:14 AM |
If I were Andy’s manager I would have preferred the magazine got a shot of Andy and the baby smiling together......Baby Benny looks confused and unhappy.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | February 18, 2019 4:31 AM |
It looks like Kathy Griffin.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | February 18, 2019 4:57 AM |
The baby already has grey hair from living with a drugged out weirdo.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | February 18, 2019 6:01 AM |
Oh, get real, R108. The kid could be raised by wolves, and he'd STILL turn out better than if he were raised by Miss Cohen.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | February 18, 2019 6:59 AM |
Is that baby a Giudice???
by Anonymous | reply 113 | February 18, 2019 7:53 AM |
Jesus, not sure why I'm surprised ...but some of you are really bottom of the barrel here.
ANYWAY....
The bigger question here is NOT why Cohen had a kid (YAWN). It's why are dogs so goddamn vindictive.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | February 18, 2019 9:52 AM |
Is Bethenny the godmother?
by Anonymous | reply 115 | February 18, 2019 5:24 PM |
Pass around party baby!
by Anonymous | reply 116 | February 18, 2019 5:29 PM |
How long have they been dating?
by Anonymous | reply 117 | February 18, 2019 5:31 PM |
This thread made me laugh like no other, especially that V-Day pick of the unhappy dog. So were people complaining that the dog was anti-Semitic because he tore up the Torah toy?
by Anonymous | reply 118 | February 18, 2019 5:59 PM |
Y'all that baby is Peruvian.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | February 18, 2019 6:06 PM |
What happened to the theory that Andy was in a closeted relationship with a celeb (can’t rmember who now) and when it become clear the celeb wouldn’t come out he decided to have a kid on his own? It certainly made more sense than cokehead rent boy loving Cohen wanting a kid out of nowhere
by Anonymous | reply 120 | February 18, 2019 6:09 PM |
R120, curiously, a lot of DLers didn't seem to want to accept it though it did make a lot of sense. I guess conjecturing about rent boys is more fun.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | February 18, 2019 6:12 PM |
[quote] If Andy was serious about parenting, he wouldn't put his baby on the cover of a magazine.
It seems that he is desperate for the publicity. Most celebrities try to shield their new babies during bonding time. He's thirsty for the attention. I don't think he understands how this plays outside of his little social bubble. Everyone else thinks he's nuts. I suspect even some of the housewives are like "wtf?"
by Anonymous | reply 122 | February 18, 2019 6:14 PM |
Is the closeted celebrity John Mayer?
by Anonymous | reply 123 | February 18, 2019 6:15 PM |
No, R123.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | February 18, 2019 6:15 PM |
I don't loathe Andy like the rest of the DL seems too-I actually think he's fun, but I do think it's ugly when celebs sell photos of their babies to magazines. I think it's great that he talks about it so he can inspire other gay men and raise awareness about single dad parenting. Seriously though, when people do stuff like this it seems like they're whoring their kids out. One thing I really respect about queen DLB right now is that he's sharing stuff about fatherhood and his son, but keeping his baby's face private.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | February 18, 2019 6:18 PM |
Come on people!! Andy comes from a beautiful family. He will be a great father. Let them live their love!!
by Anonymous | reply 126 | February 18, 2019 6:18 PM |
[quote]I suspect even some of the housewives are like "wtf?"
No. They're ALL famewhores. They are all cheering him on. Every single one of them.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | February 18, 2019 6:22 PM |
50 is rather old to embark on being a single father. Even with a team of nannies.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | February 18, 2019 6:23 PM |
Agree. He will be 71 when the kid is 21, and 81 when the kid is 31, assuming they remain in contact.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | February 18, 2019 6:26 PM |
More and more people are having kids later in life, ie my parents had me and my older siblings at 20/21/26 but had my youngest sister at 38. The shitty thing about having a kid at 50 is that you don't enjoy them as you have much less energy. By the time Benny is old enough to want to throw a football around, Andy might not feel up to. Kinda like he's robbing his son from some key childhood experiences.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | February 18, 2019 6:31 PM |
Don’t some celebrities do the magazine baby photo shoots and give the proceeds away to a needy nonprofit? I recall Brangelina doing that. I bet Andy kept the cash for himself.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | February 18, 2019 9:31 PM |
Compare the baby’s eyes to those of John Mayer. Like father like son.
Now it makes sense why John took Andy to his parents for Christmas.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | February 18, 2019 9:43 PM |
The hair will not fall out. My son was born with thick black hair that was all the way to his shoulders. We had to get him his first haircut while he was still only a few months old. It did not fall out. Anyway, of course I'm biased, but I prefer babies with hair to bald babies.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | February 18, 2019 9:57 PM |
Word on the street is the parents are Sean Avery and his wife. I don't know if it was planned for Sean to be the actual father, but that's what happened.
Maybe Andy was shooting blanks, or maybe he wanted Sean's athletic DNA for his son, or maybe it was just a mistake.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | February 18, 2019 9:59 PM |
[quote]What happened to the theory that Andy was in a closeted relationship with a celeb (can’t rmember who now) and when it become clear the celeb wouldn’t come out he decided to have a kid on his own? It certainly made more sense than cokehead rent boy loving Cohen wanting a kid out of nowhere
It was Ralph Fiennes and it was laughably preposterous. The evidence amounted to the fact that RF comes to NYC every December and sometimes goes on Andy’s show and both of them go to the annual Christmas party at Liam Neeson’s house. That’s it. I would absolutely believe RF let AC give him blow jobs because RF is a sex addict, but the man spends 99% of his life chasing pussy.
The reason RF comes in December, aside from the fact that he’s a working actor who owns a flat in NYC, is that he’s got a half dozen siblings, several of whom also live and work in NYC, and they like to get together for the holidays. His birthday is also a few days before Christmas. He’s been close friends with Liam Neeson for decades, as well as Neeson’s late wife Natasha Richardson and her mother Vanessa Redgrave, which is why he (and probably a couple dozen other regulars) always goes to Neeson’s place for a few days in December.
As far as I can tell, RF spends the vast majority of his time in London, Europe, and Russia (not known for their hospitality towards the gay community, those Ruskies). He speaks fluent Russian and has become obsessed with Russian arts and culture over the last decade or so. Also plays the violin and is a world class Shakespearian actor. He reads Beckett. He’s said that he thinks he’s better off living alone because he has some OCD type issues and is very bothered if things aren’t tidy and perfectly organized. He’s fiercely private and hates social media. He’s also clearly got mommy issues and seems to crave the company of older, maternal women.
What on earth is there about AC’s personality that could make anyone think the two of them would be compatible? If RF were gay, why would he go for a 50 year old man when he could get guys decades younger and handsomer?
Fiennes has never expressed any interest in children, so the idea that AC decided to become a father to show RF “what he’s missing” is ludicrous. RF is a weirdo in his own right and has all kinds of issues but secret homosexuality isn’t one of them.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | February 18, 2019 11:08 PM |
The heart wants what it wants. Ralph and Andy don’t need to explain it to us.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | February 18, 2019 11:12 PM |
R135 wow how do you know so much about RF? It’s either creepy or impressive.
I don’t think the idea was AC was showing him what he was missing so much as Andy had finally given up waiting for him. Anyway it’s a fun thing to speculate about. Maybe RF isn’t the guy but the idea that Andy was dating someone closeted and decided not to wait for that guy anymore and live his life for himself seems plausible to me.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | February 18, 2019 11:22 PM |
Why would a man in his 50’s decide to become a single father? It’s absurd. We’re talking about a human, not a parakeet.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | February 18, 2019 11:30 PM |
It's arrested development? The kid will be ten with a 60 year old dad. It reminds me when Tom Cruise posed with Suri on Vanity Fair and now they have no relationship.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | February 19, 2019 3:32 AM |
[Quote]By the time Benny is old enough to want to throw a football around, Andy might not feel up to.
The only thing “Benny” will be throwing is a fabulous Quinceanera for Consuela’s daughter Lupe, his closest confidante, fiercest hag and keeper of all the Cohen family secrets (i.e., she knows where “Aunt Nora” is hiding).
by Anonymous | reply 140 | February 19, 2019 5:41 AM |
As if Andy knows how to throw a ball. Maybe throw a trick in the basement.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | February 19, 2019 6:38 PM |
He threw out the first ball at the Cardinals game and did a good job
by Anonymous | reply 142 | February 19, 2019 8:12 PM |
Good for him!
by Anonymous | reply 143 | February 19, 2019 8:26 PM |
That baby has Andy's wonky eye.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | February 19, 2019 9:20 PM |
He has Mayer’s skin color and his nose.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | February 19, 2019 9:23 PM |
You cum daddies are jealous... the baby is adorable
by Anonymous | reply 146 | February 19, 2019 10:25 PM |
Andy seemed very much in love with Ralph until last December. They met through Natasha Richardson. Ralph is socially awkward and hates parties. Andy would have helped with that problem. It would have been a safe way to experience a gay relationship for Ralph. And YES Ralph DID express a possible interest in having a child in an interview a couple of years ago. It was very odd. Because he’d always be opposed before. So, there you go above poster who knows everything. Are you Andy?
by Anonymous | reply 147 | February 19, 2019 10:42 PM |
R135 Methinks thou doth protest too much....
by Anonymous | reply 148 | February 19, 2019 11:04 PM |
Who's the mother? Perez Hilton?
by Anonymous | reply 149 | February 19, 2019 11:12 PM |
Funny, Ralph said in an interview that Joseph invited him and his siblings to Christmas on Majorca years ago- and they hadn’t been invited back. It was a direct question about how do you spend Christmas. He totally dodged it. Andy was strangely always in NYC for Christmas- according to his Instagram- and not in St Louis with his family. Now why would that be?No family pics with his parents in NYC either. So, you could easily deduct they spent Christmas together by watching their whereabouts on SM. I could be wrong. But I really don’t think so.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | February 19, 2019 11:23 PM |
Andy is Jewish. Maybe he doesn't celebrate Christmas. The kid looks Jewish too.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | February 19, 2019 11:27 PM |
A Jew not making a big effort to spend Christmas with his family? Get outta here!
by Anonymous | reply 152 | February 19, 2019 11:28 PM |
Already a bear, or a cub.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | February 19, 2019 11:33 PM |
His lover isn’t Jewish.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | February 19, 2019 11:35 PM |
Hanukkah is celebrated the same time as Christmas. FFS. Like this year it’s Dec 22-30.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | February 19, 2019 11:42 PM |
Why has Andy assumed that baby's gender?
by Anonymous | reply 156 | February 19, 2019 11:46 PM |
Why on earth would Ralph Fiennes be with Andy Cohen?
by Anonymous | reply 157 | February 19, 2019 11:46 PM |
R157 Why on earth would Anderson Cooper be his BFF? Apparently they see more in him than we do. Kind of like the Shallow Hal movie with Goop- except we see a douchebag and they see a really excellent dude.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | February 19, 2019 11:57 PM |
Kid looks like he should already be taking Geritol.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | February 20, 2019 12:02 AM |
R135 wasn't what started the whole thing was that a DLer pointed out that AC made the announcement that he was expecting a kid on Ralph's birthday? It just seemed such a random day to announce the news. And the DLer pointed out that AC had always celebrated Ralph's birthday with him for the past several years but not this year?
by Anonymous | reply 160 | February 20, 2019 12:03 AM |
Goodness. The child just brims with personality.
Necessarily.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | February 20, 2019 12:05 AM |
R150 DLers dug up pics of Andy and Ralph celebrating Chistmas with Liam Neeson and family.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | February 20, 2019 12:05 AM |
I just know Andy will be a wonderful mother!
by Anonymous | reply 163 | February 20, 2019 12:05 AM |
That reminds me of that picture of Tom Cruise with baby Suri when people said she was wearing a wig
by Anonymous | reply 164 | February 20, 2019 12:07 AM |
It look-a like-a Eskimo.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | February 20, 2019 12:10 AM |
He's got a touch of Damien going on.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | February 20, 2019 12:11 AM |
R160 Yes. It was just connecting some dots. They think we are stupid. LOL. Andy deleted the Ralphie birthday pic ( Dec 22) at Liam’s. He never deletes pics. Now WHY would he do that? Then he’s at his beach house, looking like a stoned trainwreck on Christmas Day. Then he actually IS a trainwreck on his first gig hosting NYE. Then in March he announced he and Brazilian Andy Samberg broke up. Then In April- BOOM- surrogate is pregnant. The Russia part- if Ralphie was oh so busy working in Russia- he could safely stay in the closet and buy time with Andy. Well played!
by Anonymous | reply 167 | February 20, 2019 12:20 AM |
A Brazillian Andy Samburg sounds pretty hawt.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | February 20, 2019 12:31 AM |
R168 He’s not really hot and he’s an unknown- so there’s no way I buy that star struck Andy would EVER be attracted to him. A non- celebrity would repulse Andy. Theory: Brazilian Andy Samberg was a cover - to hide who he was REALLY with.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | February 20, 2019 12:37 AM |
Well Benjamin, your brief shining moment of attention in this thread is over as it's back to who your Daddy was/is fucking. Get used to it!
by Anonymous | reply 170 | February 20, 2019 1:08 AM |
AC said he was concerned about having a child at his age. But then Hoda Kotb inspired him to have a child, even though he was 50 years old. Hoda herself adopted a baby two yrs ago at age fifty.
On another note, I have no idea who the surrogate is, but feel certain that the baby looks like the bio mother who is most likely Jewish.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | February 20, 2019 1:55 AM |
Stop insulting me!
by Anonymous | reply 172 | February 20, 2019 2:17 AM |
Ugly baby!
by Anonymous | reply 173 | February 22, 2019 12:43 PM |
If you watch his show WWHL, they are forcing all callers to congratulate Andy on his new baby. They give the callers the questions but now they tell them all to first congratulate Andy on the new baby. Pathetic.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | February 22, 2019 12:53 PM |
Andy is back to posting nauseatingly self-indulgent Insta stories of him and his trainer “Stanny.” Vomit central. Go burp your baby, and stop working out. You’re over 50, you have your expensive baby... no one wants to fuck you anymore. Cancel Equinox now. And spare us the Stanny shit.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | February 22, 2019 7:41 PM |
Andy's free to play the same PR game the hets do. As usual, you've got nothing on him, haters.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | February 22, 2019 7:43 PM |
R176- Hi Daryn!!!
by Anonymous | reply 177 | February 22, 2019 7:53 PM |
Poor kid. You just know his first words will be " I want to be emancipated!"
by Anonymous | reply 178 | February 22, 2019 7:54 PM |
r176 I missed which 52 year old het adopted a baby, had it on a People cover days after it was born, flew with him weeks after birth and post constant instagrams about themselves working out, and makes callers into their show congratulate him on his baby while he drinks on air at 11 at night...with a one month old at home...which Het is that again?
by Anonymous | reply 179 | February 23, 2019 12:44 AM |
He's been much more subdued on WWHL since the baby came. I don't know if it's because he's exhausted with the new baby, or if being a dad is causing him to grow up some. Either way, I like the new mature Andy.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | February 23, 2019 1:00 AM |
r180 excpet he is still drinking at 11 p.m. every night, still carrying on with 20 year old stans so he can fuck them with lil benny in the other room with the Nanny. Jesus Ellen was dragged through the mud for giving a puppy to a family yet Andy pays for a baby and puts it on the cover of People DAYS after it is born and you all are like isn't he great?" No. He is a horrible human being who bought a child for publicity. He is EdIna Monsoon come to life.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | February 23, 2019 4:10 AM |
He feeds the baby pot and puts it in a drawer.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | February 23, 2019 4:14 AM |
We definitely need to start a gofundme for his new baby. I’m hoping I can babysit after I collect the gofundme funds.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | February 23, 2019 4:57 AM |
Is that a Mexican baby? What a hairy little thing that baby is!
by Anonymous | reply 184 | February 23, 2019 5:25 AM |
It’s hairy and ugly because it came out of Andy’s butthole. I am still disturbed that he is teaching it to tug on his “finger.”
by Anonymous | reply 185 | February 23, 2019 5:32 AM |
The baby is a mere accessory to him. Look at me!
by Anonymous | reply 186 | February 23, 2019 6:20 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 187 | March 1, 2019 1:05 AM |
I'll bet SJP is godmother
& Anderson godfather
by Anonymous | reply 188 | March 1, 2019 1:06 AM |
Oh my God, already so insufferable. "Did you just eat my son's Torah that the rabbi gave him?" It's going to be a very long drawn out public Daddy road.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | March 1, 2019 1:43 AM |
That is Andy's baby. He has a haiy ass just like his father.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | March 1, 2019 2:00 AM |
How many 8 balls can you fit in a diaper?
Asking for a friend.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | March 1, 2019 2:03 AM |
r182 4 if you are good, just wrap em good, shit can ruin coke.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | March 1, 2019 3:26 PM |
The baby does not look like him. Are we sure it's his?
by Anonymous | reply 194 | March 1, 2019 4:04 PM |
That baby is ugly.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | March 1, 2019 4:09 PM |
What's the deal between Chris Noble from Survivor and Andy? Chris has been a bartender on WWHL at least twice, and this last time Andy jumped up and straddled him.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | March 1, 2019 7:38 PM |
Probably fucked, if there are shirtless hot guys on as bartenders, it means Andy is doing an agent/publicist/manager a favor and one of the two there will be in Andy's bed or at least his office.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | March 1, 2019 9:51 PM |
John Mayer is half Jewish and the baby has his color so maybe it is his afterall. Do you think Andy "extracted" the sperm from John for the procedure?
by Anonymous | reply 198 | March 1, 2019 10:02 PM |
What's the story with that band Andy wears? Has he ever been seen with someone wearing a matching one?
by Anonymous | reply 199 | March 1, 2019 10:25 PM |
Lave Andy alone!! And why would some question any child! Come On!
by Anonymous | reply 200 | March 1, 2019 10:31 PM |
Andy is getting a lot of mileage out of it. Now, the baby is "meeting" all his friends. I can't remember any other celebrity baby being photographed "meeting" the friends of their famous parent(s).
by Anonymous | reply 201 | March 1, 2019 10:31 PM |
R188, wrong, the godfather is Bruce Bozzi. Although AC & Andy are close I think Andy is actually closer to Bruce as I think they were previously in a relationship.
Plus, Bozzi also has a kid so can probably relate to a baby more. Andy might be the godfather to Bruce's kid.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | March 1, 2019 10:50 PM |
Yes, Andy is the godfather to Bruce's kid. It says so in the link at R202.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | March 1, 2019 10:53 PM |
I'm new to this thread and story. Was his sperm used to create this child? I just want to know.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | March 1, 2019 10:53 PM |
That baby looks mexican
by Anonymous | reply 205 | March 1, 2019 10:56 PM |
I am wondering who is the genetic mom. Do you think celebrities just leave that up to chance or they go with someone they know? It's not really anonymous, is it? Wouldn't you want to know the kid's genetic background?
Do you think the kid is genetically related to Bozzi's kid or the kid(s) of one of his other friends? Isn't that what Matt Bomer's family did? Like the kids shared the same genetic mom or something?
by Anonymous | reply 206 | March 1, 2019 10:58 PM |
Who’s the lucky lady?
by Anonymous | reply 207 | March 1, 2019 11:12 PM |
It does pain me a bit to call out a fuckin’ baby, but wooooooeeee is that one monstrous little mongrel! Did he bribe his cleaning lady? He LOVES Mexican busboys so this makes sense, it’s like he created his perfect Grindr match, can we alert the Future Crimes Unit?
by Anonymous | reply 208 | March 1, 2019 11:23 PM |
Whoever the surrogate, she lives in California.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | March 1, 2019 11:35 PM |
Coming Soon in 2039:
Ben: "Why... did... you... adopt me?!"
Andy: "Perhaps for a little publicity... no, Benjamin, that's not TRUE!"
by Anonymous | reply 210 | March 1, 2019 11:38 PM |
[quote] That baby looks mexican
Or Asian.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | March 1, 2019 11:39 PM |
Ben (sniffling): ""Yes, Andy Dearest".
by Anonymous | reply 212 | March 1, 2019 11:41 PM |
[quote]I am wondering who is the genetic mom. Do you think celebrities just leave that up to chance or they go with someone they know? It's not really anonymous, is it? Wouldn't you want to know the kid's genetic background? Do you think the kid is genetically related to Bozzi's kid or the kid(s) of one of his other friends? Isn't that what Matt Bomer's family did? Like the kids shared the same genetic mom or something?
Both those couples used Growing Generations and they've talked about it in the past.
You can pick based upon what the person looks like. You can learn all about their talents. You can meet them. They have a network all over the US in various offices and cater to gay couples. Through luck, Halls/Bomer even managed to choose someone from Matt's hometown, that fit their qualifications, who also happened to be a surrogate through their organization for their three children. I can't remember where Bruce said theirs was from.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | March 2, 2019 1:26 AM |
That's interesting, R213. So, the surrogate and the egg donor are the same person? I thought the baby isn't related to the surrogate for legal reasons.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | March 2, 2019 1:40 AM |
Oh, I thought he got a wife. That sucks.
by Anonymous | reply 215 | March 2, 2019 1:57 AM |
An egg donor can also be a surrogate but that's not always the case (in fact, most often, that's not the case). I had a friend who donated eggs a few times when we were very young (early 20s). She did it because she wanted to get breast implants and hair extensions. She is quite literally insane. Sometimes you hear about egg donor kids growing up to have mental illness and, later in life, they don't understand why. I don't know if that statistic is true or just that the ones who come forth happen to have mental illness, but I've read some stories and it's discouraged me. She's around 40 now, doesn't have any kids of her own.
Andy's baby does look Latino, which is kind of cool in a way. It's not the best looking baby, but babies change.
by Anonymous | reply 216 | March 2, 2019 1:57 AM |
I just think it is interesting because you hear a lot about adoptees wanting to know their "real" parent but not so much about kids from egg/sperm donors. I wonder if the parents just don't tell the kids sometimes.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | March 2, 2019 2:12 AM |
I think DE/DS children do want to know their "real" parent, but we just don't hear about it as much because there are fewer of them born. From what I have read and heard, they love their parents but a lot want to also get to know who the genetic "parent" is, which is not an easy thing to get a donor to agree to. Although I do think in the future more and more donors will be open to not being anonymous.
There are plenty of parents that don't ever tell the kids they are form DE/DS but kids do figure it out, even if it's when they are adults. I assume some don't. I can't see the benefit in not telling them though, what if they have a medical issue down the road (don't we all?). There are some sites where donor kids talk about this stuff, but I won't post them, because I regret going on them, and I am certain there are thousands more positive stories that we don't hear about because happy people tend not to go to the internet to complain.
by Anonymous | reply 218 | March 2, 2019 2:28 AM |
[quote] There are some sites where donor kids talk about this stuff, but I won't post them
You think we can't find them?
by Anonymous | reply 219 | March 2, 2019 2:32 AM |
Sorry, R214. Sorry, while I explained what I heard I don't think it was conveyed clearly by the person explaining it.
That particular agency, Growing Generations has it's own egg donor agency called Fertility Futures so while it's all done through the same in house system their surrogate was different from the egg donor (as someone else said for legal reasons) but they were able to use the same company to handle both choosing the eggs and finding a surrogate. So it's was a one stop shop.
I'd say the egg donor came from that area and the surrogate was likely from Los Angeles even though during that particular interview he was only really talking about one (the egg donor) and not the other or both even though he said surrogate.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | March 2, 2019 2:36 AM |
[quote]Whoever the surrogate, she lives in California.
God damn it! Another New Yorker having an anchor baby!
by Anonymous | reply 221 | March 2, 2019 2:59 AM |
I could be very wrong here but I heard that Halls had the kids first then met and married Bomer, so Bomer is more of the stepdad. Am I wrong here? Because some of these posts imply he was part of the process of their being born? If so, are any of the kids biologically his?
by Anonymous | reply 222 | March 2, 2019 3:06 AM |
Am I wrong in thinking it was mentioned or speculated on DL that Halls kids were half-siblings to Bozzi's kid (due to them sharing the same genetic mom)?
by Anonymous | reply 223 | March 2, 2019 3:10 AM |
The youngest kid must be Boomer's. The older ones are Halls.
by Anonymous | reply 224 | March 2, 2019 3:11 AM |
Surrogacy is illegal in NY.
by Anonymous | reply 225 | March 2, 2019 3:19 AM |
But aren't Halls' younger two twins? So confused.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | March 2, 2019 3:19 AM |
R223 If that's true, it's interesting because Bozzi's daughter looks nothing like Halls kids.
R225 I think surrogacy is illegal in NY if it's compensated, but I am not sure.
by Anonymous | reply 227 | March 2, 2019 3:21 AM |
California Babies are of the highest quality. No tards or uglies in our Baby farms.
And remember, when you purchase one of our babies, you get a free lipo with your purchase!
by Anonymous | reply 228 | March 2, 2019 3:45 AM |
the baby is the cutest
by Anonymous | reply 229 | March 2, 2019 3:55 AM |
It is inappropriate to put your baby or child on the cover of a magazine. It is morally wrong.
by Anonymous | reply 230 | March 2, 2019 4:10 AM |
That baby looks like Donald Trump Jr. Just saying.
by Anonymous | reply 231 | March 2, 2019 4:21 AM |
Andy is already saying his baby is helping him get the “best dick ever”, for shame Juden dog!
by Anonymous | reply 232 | March 2, 2019 5:56 AM |
The pic at R202 shows Cohen's real creepy monster face
by Anonymous | reply 233 | March 2, 2019 6:04 AM |
He does look like Frankenstein in that picture.
by Anonymous | reply 234 | March 2, 2019 6:08 AM |
He totally did not have this baby for attention
by Anonymous | reply 235 | March 2, 2019 6:22 AM |
R201 I think it is funny how Anderson is the only one of Andy's friend not pictured holding the baby. Instead, he is looking at it like it is some science project.
by Anonymous | reply 236 | March 2, 2019 12:07 PM |
Like Joan Rivers would say, That kids so ugly they had to tie a pork chop around his neck to get the dog to play with him.
by Anonymous | reply 237 | March 2, 2019 12:40 PM |
R224/R226
[quote]But aren't Halls' younger two twins? So confused.
All of the kids are Halls' biologically. The oldest and twins. They also all have his last name. Bomer said the story of "how he joined their family" wasn't "his story to tell." Like Andy, Simon was getting older and wanted kids and decided to do it on his own. He started dating Bomer (who was still in his 20s) during the process. Bomer, shockingly stuck around. Halls did a co-parent adoption with Bomer when it was clear he wasn't going anywhere and they got married secretly. Bozzi was there as were about 40-50 other people. They're still married to this day.
by Anonymous | reply 238 | March 2, 2019 3:49 PM |
Mmm mmm baby, tug on my “finger”
by Anonymous | reply 239 | March 2, 2019 5:39 PM |
R238
cuz anderson is sick. he was coughing his lungs out yesterday.
by Anonymous | reply 240 | March 3, 2019 2:02 AM |
I meant R236
by Anonymous | reply 241 | March 3, 2019 2:03 AM |
WWHL is still forcing people to congratulate Andy on his baby when they call in. "be sure to tell him how cute Ben is" "
by Anonymous | reply 243 | March 3, 2019 1:48 PM |
From a security perspective, I can’t think of anything more reckless than to fan the celebrity flames with your newborn’s image like this. It’s high risk. There are a lot of unbalanced people out there - and the threat profile increases dramatically, not just because of whackos but because of greedy sick people who think they can commit horrible crimes to score a fat payday.
Not just for foolish, thoughtless media celebrities with more money than sense, but for everybody - *never, ever* share pictures of your children on social media. Ever, under any circumstances. Period. Create an account on dropbox or box.com. Put your pictures there, share the link to specific people and do not allow the links to be reshared.
This is physical security for you and your children. - ensure the pictures never show where your children attend school or who their teachers are - ensure the pictures never show exterior doors and windows in your home
If you’re using your phone to take pictures, use a utility that strips all the GPS geotag information from the image before posting it. By default, every image include the phone’s manufacturer data as well as the exact location where the image was taken that can be easily placed on google maps or used in social analysis tools that merge your facebook and instagram posts to your exact physical location.
by Anonymous | reply 244 | March 3, 2019 2:16 PM |
That baby looks a lot like Andi's father.
by Anonymous | reply 245 | March 3, 2019 7:47 PM |
That baby looks a lot like Danny DeVito.
by Anonymous | reply 246 | March 3, 2019 8:27 PM |
Daddy Andy is already cruising Grindr and Scruff again...Oh,such “good “ parenting....
by Anonymous | reply 247 | March 3, 2019 8:44 PM |
^ Very stupid and careless.
And what R244 said.
by Anonymous | reply 248 | March 4, 2019 2:15 AM |
Uh oh, Andy the cross eyed child molester is already turning tricks between feedings.
by Anonymous | reply 249 | March 4, 2019 2:25 AM |
He's absolutely disgusting. Selling "your" baby that way.
Hated him before. And now he's just a creepy joke.
by Anonymous | reply 250 | March 4, 2019 2:58 AM |
Andy will put the baby in a bread box while he secretly bottoms for the delivery guy from Two Boots.
by Anonymous | reply 251 | March 4, 2019 3:00 AM |
Can you imagine?? Just bought a baby, what to do next? Find some dick!
by Anonymous | reply 252 | March 4, 2019 3:39 AM |
If I had bought a baby that turned out that ugly, I would be out looking for drugs and a blindfold.
by Anonymous | reply 253 | March 4, 2019 9:04 PM |
Call Child Protective Services, somebody. This child is in danger.
by Anonymous | reply 254 | March 4, 2019 9:06 PM |
The best part is he reads this. Reads it to affirm people are nothing but trolls and say the most horrible things. He fails to realize the truth in most of these statements (like being on Grindr a week after you have a newborn is not good)
by Anonymous | reply 255 | March 5, 2019 1:15 PM |
You just know he’s secretly dissing his poor little monster’s unfortunate looks to his Mexican delivery boy tricks. “Hey Juan, do another bump and I’ll give you a peek at my new baby, have you ever seen It’s Alive? How do you say troglodyte in Spanish?”
by Anonymous | reply 256 | March 5, 2019 3:31 PM |
How is the baby breastfeeding? It is an important time for the baby to nurse and bond with the mother.
by Anonymous | reply 257 | March 10, 2019 8:38 PM |
Andy has told friends he wants to adopt more boys like Michael Jackson. I don’t get any healthy father vibe from him.
by Anonymous | reply 258 | March 11, 2019 5:22 AM |
^^^Hmmmm. Ben was the name of the rat in that early Michael Jackson hit record.
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