Cruising on a Golden girls cruise!

That all depends. Is this cruise "restricted"?

Wait until Blanche runs into Claude! She should be glad she doesn't have a wig he can steal. Lock up your outfits, honey!

Well, finally the right people are traveling, traveling, traveling.....

I am putting down a deposit tomorrow.

Don't forget to buy CONDOMS, CONDOMS, CONDOMS!!!

[quote]Hornet sat down with Chad Kampe, who with his husband runs Flip Phone Events, the premier gay party promoters for all of Minneapolis.

Quite possibly the saddest thing I've read all day.

What if this turns out to be like Fyre Fest

What part r6? The part where a feygala who's obsessed with the golden girls has a husband and you don't?

[quote]What part [R6]? The part where a feygala who's obsessed with the golden girls has a husband and you don't?

No, the phrase "the premier gay party promoters for all of Minneapolis."

Seriously? First of all, how many "gay party promoters" can there be in Minneapolis? Second, who says things like "all of Minneapolis?"

But my post-MTM show was actually set on a cruise ship!

Go on this cruise, and you'll die an agonizing death.

I'm getting a very strong vibration.

Do you think this will sell out soon?

Will Beatlemania be performing?

I vote for Ruth Buzzi in Evita!

See ya, even if I don't want to be ya...

Pure torture.

Caftan Sailaway Party With Cheesecake!

One thing that we know is that they won’t have to throw away any food.

Oops. So we don't see ya. R17 includes the multiple Sophias photo

It's actually not a rip-off, at least price-wise like many special-interest cruises. The Golden Girls events are available only to customers who book through the organizers and while Celebrity's pricing starts at $399 (plus the inescapable $112 port charges) for the cheapest inside cabin and $599 for the cheapest outside, when you consider the inclusions (three free perks - drinks, gratuities, onboard cash, etc.) and the entertainment, the friends of Dorothy (and Blanche, and Rose, and Sophia) onboard are getting a good deal, especially in the higher categories of balcony and above where the prices work out to be the same or even a bit less than those shown on Celebrity's website. And the Infinity, while it's one of Celebrity's older cruise liners, is a beautiful ship.

It's not a whole-ship charter, though, like an Atlantis cruise. Keep in mind that not everyone onboard will necessarily understand why you're dressed as Rose Nylund headed to dinner on your way out Miami the first night... and while they're offering Dorothy's Bingo, it doesn't sound like balcony bingo is on the menu, either.

Sold out already

I'll be Blanche on this cruise

My perky breast and nubile thighs barely look a day over 29

Surprise Special Guest on This Cruise:

Lyle Waggoner

Sonny Bono

I seriously hope Betty doesn’t kick the proverbial bucket during the event, although the collective misery would make it sadly memorable.

OH BOY!

OH BOY!!

OH BOY !!!

R9 Minneapolis actually has a major gay community and the city and its businesses are exceptionally receptive to catering to it. Obviously, Minneapolis is small in comparison to other major cities, but the idea that Minneapolis is home to a bunch of yokel-gays banging in the hay by candlelight belongs to a rather uncultured coastal mind. With that said, personally I don't find the idea of spending days at sea with dudes dressed as old ladies. Of course, I'm not a GG fan.

[quote]Joanne Worley, with a brand new line of chicken jokes!

She was the voice of one of [italic]The Wuzzles[/italic], one of Disney’s first Saturday morning cartoons, which premiered the same day as GG.

Damn that Lyle guy was a hot Daddy

Leave your leg warmers at home, girls.

Pass.