The actual listing has removed all the fun photos but here's a bit about what they actually included at first.....
Tasteful Friends: Classic Colonial with Sex Dungeon!
by Anonymous | reply 44 | February 21, 2019 8:59 PM |
Damn they got those sling photos down fast.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 8, 2019 5:27 PM |
Who wants to be abused in such a pristine, white space? Also, the furs are unsanitary.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 8, 2019 5:29 PM |
Is that a murder house? fuck being tied up. I would never ever, no matter how much I trust a person.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 8, 2019 5:30 PM |
That's what I was thinking, R2. I've been in plenty of dungeons, but they always looked a lot more like a dungeon than this big white room does. I guess you could always fix it up.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 8, 2019 5:38 PM |
The sex dungeon photos have been removed from the Redfin listing but the Zillow listing still has them.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 8, 2019 6:04 PM |
I didn't notice the stockade on the end of the bed, or the cage door under the bed at first.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 8, 2019 6:09 PM |
Finally, an amenity that adds value to the place!
No, actually, I like the dungeon, and I like that it's bright and clean-looking. I wonder what the spanking bench is made of...wood or metal? Metal would be too cold, I guess.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 8, 2019 7:44 PM |
The dungeon pix have now been removed from the Zillow listing too. Someone's embarrassed.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 8, 2019 7:46 PM |
It’s gotten press all over. Who are these people who market a house with that stuff in place. I guess all these “50 Shades of Grey” middle aged women get wet over it and it’s a selling point.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 8, 2019 8:28 PM |
KAA-REEPY.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 8, 2019 9:32 PM |
For me the creepy part is that almost all the beds are angled from the corner. The dungeon is actually nice and clean, perhaps torture by tickling.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 8, 2019 10:06 PM |
I hate linking to 4chan but they still have all the dungeon pictures at the below link
by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 8, 2019 10:53 PM |
"sold furnished" Yuck....the furnishings probably layers upon layers of dried cum
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 8, 2019 10:57 PM |
Dear Lord in Heaven!
by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 8, 2019 10:59 PM |
95% of the house is the classic example of a McMansion. Tons of space, cheaply made, with decorating by a classic Frau. Why do people need all that space ? I would rather a house with character in nature or a city.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 8, 2019 11:01 PM |
[QUOTE]Someone's embarrassed.
No-one's embarrassed. This was a PR stunt, and it's worked out exactly like they planned it to. As others have said, it looks far too pristine to have ever been used.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 8, 2019 11:03 PM |
Bondage = Another thing straights have stolen from us....
by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 8, 2019 11:03 PM |
Girls, you get upstairs right now! What did Daddy say to you about his private man cave?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 8, 2019 11:06 PM |
I don't find the exterior as tasteless as most McMansions. And the dungeon is very tastefully decorated indeed.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 8, 2019 11:07 PM |
My Realtor will be in touch.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 8, 2019 11:35 PM |
Didn't have the time to look at the photos, but is the kitchen an open-concept one? I like to be able to watch my children while I prepare a family meal.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 8, 2019 11:42 PM |
How do we know it’s a straight couple selling? It could be gays
by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 8, 2019 11:57 PM |
"I like to be able to watch my children while I prepare a family meal."
Not sure about the kitchen, but the dungeon in the basement appeared to be open concept so you can keep track of your hookups while doing the family laundry.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 9, 2019 12:00 AM |
What city is this house in?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 9, 2019 12:08 AM |
Somewhere near Philly. My partner's friend who lives there sent us that listing before the good pics got replaced. He and his wife are shopping around for a house so they stumbled upon it.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | February 9, 2019 12:17 AM |
I looked up the owners on the Montgomery County Pennsylvania real estate deeds site. It is owned by a married hetero couple. A facebook search determined she died in February 2018.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 9, 2019 12:41 AM |
The couple also appears to have two pre-teen kids so I am curious if they ever lived in the house with that stuff in the basement.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 9, 2019 12:42 AM |
The realtor.com listing still has the photos.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | February 9, 2019 12:45 AM |
"sold furnished" Yuck....the furnishings probably layers upon layers of dried cum
I believe the term is nacreous layers of dried um.....per official DL terminology
by Anonymous | reply 29 | February 9, 2019 12:46 AM |
I don't even want to know how she died.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | February 9, 2019 12:56 AM |
So Roger Stone's Airbnb is up for sale since he'll be in the big house soon?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 9, 2019 12:58 AM |
I have no problem with BDSM but this is so creepily clinical
by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 9, 2019 2:13 AM |
Also I'll note the deceased wife was a real estate agent
by Anonymous | reply 33 | February 9, 2019 2:13 AM |
Oh god. Suburban hell. This gave me flashbacks of going to middle class friend's houses and having to take my shoes off at the door.
The sex "dungeon" is actually pretty nice, though. Looks cozy.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | February 9, 2019 2:49 AM |
I hate when houses like these only have 1 master bathroom and a halfbath. Strange ass rich people want guests to shower in their enormous en suite and traverse the entire house to use bathroom late at night
by Anonymous | reply 35 | February 9, 2019 2:55 AM |
That brown unusually shaped rug under that contraption is quite unfortunate looking. Unless its not a rug!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | February 9, 2019 3:28 AM |
PHUCK yeah!
That's what I want. Minus the ritual Satanic silliness.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | February 9, 2019 5:12 AM |
I find the white carpet off putting....I have tan carpeting in my dungeon.....
by Anonymous | reply 39 | February 9, 2019 11:33 PM |
I like it. Could “introduce” some hot questioning straight guys to BDSM in this type of suburban, clean, well-maintained dungeon.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | February 9, 2019 11:40 PM |
I'm sorry I shot that black man, but I'm leaving next-door and I thought he was in my sex dungeon.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | February 9, 2019 11:46 PM |
I know this fucking guy. He’s always been a mess and then, sadly, got worse when his wife died.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | February 13, 2019 12:16 AM |
Not a sexy dungeon just a dull antiseptic one. The suburbs and the Faux Colonial cheapo looking house are what are truly terrifying. Are the owners slave owners? Is there room for at least 3 slave wives or boys plus those in training?
by Anonymous | reply 44 | February 21, 2019 8:59 PM |