Celine Dion - I’m At A Loss For Words.

Closet case.

She looks pretty awful.

She's never been a beauty. Celine looked 40 at 30.

Disgusting

Never been a fan but I hope she’s healthy.

She looks classical

Bitch stole my look!

Celine blind

If she loses any more weight, I’m not sure her heart will go on.

LOL @ R8 - You beat me to it.

A bit frail. Not helped by the botched facelift and bronzer. She'll bounce back.

if she does a karen carpenter i hope i get some of her endless money

Yes.

I'm wondering if it's related to that inane commercial she recently did.

Is this the stupid commercial you are referencing.

She's not looking healthy.

Oh my

Of course you linked to the fucking pizzagate conspiracy theory dub from the basement dwelling dullard and not the actual commercial. Thanks. I always knew trannies were satanic spellcasters using the media to brainwash sheeple, and Celine is obviously their high priestess.

R24 really?

R21 "The stars most likely symbolize the pentagram of the satanists and the wiccans."

Really did his research there. Imagine being so terrified by every billboard and company logo you see. Wiccan satanists transing children. Of course.

R26 wow, ok.

Are you sure that's not an Olsen twin?

With all that money, which I assume she has, why would you go about looking kinda ill knowing you're being photographed from awkward random angles at HQ. her wacky outfits are fun but would love to see a picture where she is dressed nicely even if off kilter and owning her age and status symbol..which I assume as having a perceived notion of class (she can't do a Madonna cause she never was that kind of act)

Call me crazy, but I think she looks kind of cool in that green dress and those glasses.

Woman's mid-life crisis

Holy shit, she looks like a late stage cancer patient. I hope it is "just" an anorexia issue. She's been through the wringer with her husband dying, then her brother dying.

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Why have I not seen the Celine Dion illuminati voodoo video before now?

I like this new eccentric Celine. She has a punk rock vibe.

She looks 80 years old in the image at R22.

She has always had horrid taste in clothing.

Ziggy is not like the other guys

Every night he takes me dancing to very very gay venues where he has a lot of friends

Yes I know he loves boys and I should get over it, try to forget him

But Ziggy, his name is Ziggy, I'm crazy about Ziggy

But I'm in love with him, that's not my fault,

Even though I know that he'll never be in love with me

Don't make me sing

Some French or French Canadian women can't get fat because of their elongated torsos.

Here's a picture of Isabelle Huppert at age 60. She doesn't look as thin as Celine only because she's shorter.

In OP's photo, I thought she looked chic in the first photos with the glasses and the green velvet jacket.

She looks awful

French (or French Canadian) women don't get fat.

Pretty sure anyone can get fat r40 if the put their minds and mouth to it. Torso length is irrelevant. We aren't even talking getting fat, just not looking like a Holocaust victim.

R44 exactly

R44 It's not hard for an Asian or French woman to be thin but it takes a lot of work for an American to be thin.

Nothing about her makes sense to me.

Isn’t she closeted

R44 As you can see the Asian woman in R46 has a very elongated torso. It would take a lot of work for her to look like a typical fat American.

I think she looks VERY French in those pictures. ..".when in Paris..."

R38, that video is superb.

Wow! I guess she doesn't know how bad she looks.

French women are somehow attractive even when they're not classically pretty. Why is that?

R54 that is attractive to you?

I didn't mean Celine Dion in her current underweight state, R55. Just in general.

R56 yes, agreed.

Cancer treatments?

She didn't used to look deathly thin, and now she does. What does elongated torsos have to do with it?

R54 Facial symmetry, good bone structure and a thin body frame

She should stay at that weight and just get lots of Sculptra and filler.

She’s lost a lot of weight - There was a blind item recently that referenced that she had a pill problem - She’s not a bad person - I hope the people around her get Celine the help she needs - She’s got young children and single parent - Hopefully she can pull it together

R61 = Dr. Franff

If you asked me to

She just turned 50. End of story.

You'll never hear an unkind word about Celine. She is nutty but she is a lovely strange woman. She looks like Aunt Lilly on the morphine now from some southern gothic novel. I fucking love her. She is deeply loved by fans and family. She likes front row at a fashion show but you'll never see her at an A list party or on some arms dealers yacht. Don't piss on Celine. Get into her French music, she is a most beautiful and far more nuanced singer en francais. Always the emotional girl, our Celine. She's had no facelift, she's chic, tacky and zany. She doesn't eat. Her heart is big. She shops, sings and loves.

She's going to hit menopause soon which might cause her to gain some weight.

R66 PR rep

Sweet, pretty and sexy Celine!? With Jean Jacques Goldman. Her vocal runs are amazing and her little yodels and embellishments make much more sense in her French phrasings. As does the nasal placement in her vocal mask. She is extremely musical, it's too bad she felt the need to be so bombastic for American audiences. The gorgeous tone and unique overtones in her voice are hers alone. A pure soprano with a real 4 octave range and gorgeous resonance - that voice would make her a star anywhere.

I know she married him and stayed with him for decades but their relationship always skeeved me out.

I could see if you’re an adult and you coached some 12 year old for a bit, moved away, then reconnected a decade later when the kid is an adult — and you both only vaguely remember each other..... theirs though, is gross.

Being around for all of them growing up should give some automatic parental type feel where that would repulse you. What they did is like step siblings, who’s parents married when they were ten, deciding to date.

Well, you know what I think.

I agree that the green dress and sunglasses look is very cool. She looks like an elongated Patricia Clarkson (who, to be honest, I've had just about enough of) with a touch of French chic.

R59 What I meant to say is that French and Asian women are naturally thin whereas Americans are naturally fat.

It would take a strict diet and workout regimen for an American to look trim.

Most Asians hate exercise and don't exercise yet they still remain slim.

Can we just stop with this BS - Celine Dion is not naturally supposed be this thin - Yes she has always been thin but lately she looks emanciated and there is obviously something going on with her - She looks to have dropped 15-20 lbs - I’ve stood about 10 ft from the woman and this is not what she used to look like - She needs help - Stop with this silly debate - The Celine in the pictures from Fashion Week is not natural it’s someone in distress

^Who cares. She will gain it back when she hits menopause which will be in a year or two.

Her poor face and neck are really suffering with this weight loss. Can’t imagine how her internal organs are doing! She looked great last year, she should try to be healthier. Maybe she’s suffering psychologically or self medicating with pills. Eating disorders can affect digestion permanently, it’s not fun. I also have a feeling that she married Rene as an arrangement to keep her seeming straight.

I caught her climbing on my window screen the other day. She's lucky, I almost squashed her.

R73 can you get any more stupid and ignorant? It was painful to read ur post

Celine good. Everyone else bad.

She does look skinny compare to the average American.

R78 How is saying that most Americans have a slower metabolism than Asian and French women stupid?

"Americans fat and gullible. Tee hee hee."

She reminds me of Otzi, the prehistoric man they found mummified in the Alps.

Most Americans are fat, ugly and age extremely quickly. Most of them look like a used condom by the age of 30

Celine's got all kinds of fuck-you money.

Celine was the top money making artist for a complete decade. No other group or individual can make that claim. She would be a billionaire were it not for Rene's gambling addiction. Celine works hard for her money and to please her audiences. She deserves some fun and happiness. Get some good dick girl and grab a burger too.

If it makes her happy looking like a broomstick, I say Go Celine!

I'm not suggesting that Celine can sing opera, but she has always wished she could. With her present look, grand bearing and eccentricity, what a great late in life Maria Callas she would make on film. Celine is a good woman, maybe too sincere to be an actress, but she can BE a philosophical, lonely, diva.

She looks like a greyhound.

Americans can't understand why non-Americans can't be as fat as Americans.

R91 terrible.

She was so fat here and I still don't know why she has Michael Jackson's kids with her.

Agree R66. DL thinks everyone is either gay or bi. It's tiresome. If Celine would have a really good facelift she'd look great. Madonna was more beautiful at 50 then she was a 30 thanks to Dr. Baker in NYC. She's a total trainwreck now, but she looked great at 50.

Celine has the reputation of being a saint. I don't care what she looks like as long as she's happy.

R93 yes, she definitely needed to call Oprah for a WW diet plan.

R94 really, Madonna? M looks like a freak.

She needs to get back to Quebec to be force fed poutine, Vachon cakes, and Pepsi.

She did look good at 50, though, R96. Better than Celine does now. Yes, I'm sure you'll drag up a bad photo of her but overall she looked good. She was just shy of 50 when she did the Confessions Tour.

R98 yes, I R96 would agree. I see your point.

Maybe she's just eating healthy and active. My mom was chubby most of her life but being in her late 50s she gave up sugar and lot's of carbs because she's prone to diabetes. She still eats a lot but it's healthy and she's very active so she's actually underweight now. She's super self conscious and needing to gain weight sounds like a dream but she needs to do it in a healthy way.

Tell your mother to eat avocados and dates, r100. I know someone who became vegan in high school and went from pudgy to underweight, so began eating avocados and dates to plump back up to a healthy weight without compromising her values or resorting to processed junk. It worked. Avocado is excellent for your skin and hair, too.

I totally believe the rumor that CD has a pill problem but tbh I don’t understand what type of pill she’s hooked on. Diet pills or could it be some other kind that have the side effect of making her skeletal? I hope she gets help but the problem with rich celebs is they can surround themselves with yes men and ignore anything they don’t want to hear. Maybe her sons can do an intervention. That’s probably her best hope.

R101 The only one that can probably talk some sense into Celine without fear of reprisal is her older son Rene Charles - You’re right she’s surrounded by people that depend on her for their livelihood and are scared to say anything - Celine is a good person though she seems like she would listen to those around her - You’ve never heard any heard bad stories about her

R97 Junk food is always good advice.

Well, at least, she looks better than the average American.

I don't know what she's singing in the clip at R89, but it ain't opera.

Not saying R89 got it wrong, but whoever posted to Youtube needs to listen to something other than crossover wannabes...

I think she's fabulous.

She is absolutely fabulous, R106; nevertheless, she still looks like hell. It's such a macabre dichotomy to see those beautiful, current fashions on such an emaciated and old looking body and face.

If only Rene were alive to bet the over/under on Celine at 100 lbs by the first day of Spring.

Hahaha! That's funny r108.

Ouch, R108. But funny nonetheless. :)

Beyonce tried it with Celine, but Celine approves her attempts and answers her with one phantasmagorical angelic run just past the two minute mark. Beyonce keeps trying and trying. There is only iconic voice on that stage. At least the ladies can sing. Be well Celine. The world would be a darker and less interesting place without you.

She looks like a 1957 Cadillac...

Why is "bony" seen as "good looking" in certain cultures? And why do people go with the lie that most people can't tell those who have "forced ripped" their way to bony and those who are naturally so. For example. Kate Moss was naturally willowy. Victoria Beckham hasn't been naturally willowy a day in her life, hence why we know, just by her countenance that she lives a life of denial, and she still can't totally lose her muscles. And none of her offspring are willowy, at all. That'll be a big clue. Celine Dion was thin, not bony and elongated in face and body. What is going on now doesn't look good. Shiny, old looking skin , stretched over protruding goes resembles the worst of the "fashion people really aren't a good looking bunch" dynamic. And we know it's true. If you want to see "horrific" , fashion outside some models and certain technicians is the best place to go. "Addled" doesn't begin to describe it.

Voice of an angel, face and body of an old hag.

She looks fucking awful and I hope she gets some help.

Adderall

She's on the Karen Carpenter diet.

R117 you mean ‘no diet’ starvation.

Celine, we fucking love you, girlfriend!

She's fine. She just needs to Open a New Window.

Her oldest son is cute

Dr. Baker also did Meg Ryan, and look how that mess turned out. Celine doesn't just look underweight, she also looks dehydrated. I do hope she is OK.

Her face in OP’s photos reminds me of the exaggerated, elongated features of the pharaoh Akhnaton from his temple sculptures.

Strange to the point of seeming otherworldly alien.

Take a drink anytime someone types "elongated"!

Celine's dramatic (sudden) weight loss appears to be due to emotional trauma; docs call it "Weight Loss due to emotional stress."

It happened to me when the love of my life suddenly dumped my ass after 10 years together. I lost 20 pounds within one month.

Celine is envious of Chrissy Metz's natural curves and unfathomable beauty. The envy is eating her alive!

What is that weird thing she's doing with her lips in the OP?

She should envy Chrissy Metz's pretty face (obvs not her body). Celene's face is scary and very unattractive.

Was watching the Grammys finally and there was a clip of Celine. She looks like an Auschwitz survivor.

Christ, that was hard to watch R111. Celine wipes the floor with Beyonce. Her voice is no match whatsoever for Celine's. In all honesty, now that Barbra is older and Whitney is gone, there's really no one who can compare to Celine in the vocal department.

Her pipes are preternatural!

That’s awful, r125. How long did it take for you to recover? Did you meet someone new?

All Celine has to do is cover this song:

I'm at a loss for words for anyone who owns 10,000 pairs of shoes and requires a warehouse to hold them all.