Common words that would make great baby names

Skunt.

You ARE the father!

Hello, this is our oldest son Brisket...

I like Brisket! He'd make a great brother for Hominy.

Puree

Velveeta

Staunch (for a boy)

Lube-Job.

Douchenozzle.

Kale, Post, Raid, Bark(er), Howl, Punch, Fury, Root, Angular, Plank

Luminous or Luminescent, Cassava, Abstract, Panoply, Hiraeth, Epiphany, Syzygy

Intersectional.

Cob and Chlamydia (boy and girl)

Please meet my baby, Spatula.

Meringue or Festoon for a girl.

Wrought or Frame for a boy.

Here's baby Cream, but we call him Creamy.

Praline

Bouillabaisse.

MAGA.

Listeria

Malaria

Vadge

Persimmon

Duvet. Blankets lil cousin.&

Cache

Crotch

Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response

Bridge

Vulva

RESIDENT

Full Wolf Blood Moon

Smegma

Soda.

Kitchenette for a girl.

Bratwurst for a boy.

Commode for your gender neutral needs.

Extra

I'm Random Snyder, the lost Snyder brother on As the World Turns.

Bar

Chunk

Weather

Sushi

Petal

Candle

Boys: Cuff, Bolt, Tarnish

Girls: Key, Boxy, Longing

Booger

Symphony

[quote]Kitchenette for a girl.

Love it!

January

It depends. Are we talking Palin babies or just regular babies?

Money

Pixel

Pepperoni Souflee

MAGAzine

Genocide for a girl.

Tub or Gorgonzola for a boy.

Furlough

Celler Door

Upholstery

Vivian Vance

Steel Slats

Share

I recently learned one of Charles Dickens sons was called Plorn.

Seven

OP is Sarah Palin. High on Oxy and trollin’ DL for name ideas for Bristol’s next grandbaby.

Cunty

Moppet for a boy and Listerine for a girl.

Kale would be a nice, manly name for a boy.

Zika

Link Sausage for a boy.

Lemonjello (girl), Orangejello (boy)

Lavoris.

Girl: Sapphire, Trendy, Consommé

Boy: Ocean, Vine, Crabcake

Swallow

Twad?

TWAD?

Fuck off.

Tinkle

Mylanta, Sequoia, Chardonnay, Floss, Geisha, Puta, Labia, Mari Conne for girls

Steak (or Stake), Lube, Squirt, Condom, Jug, Pack, Tarmac, Malt, Mango and Cotton for guys

And of course, there’s Matt, Page, Bob, Tanner, Jack, Star, Sky, Sun, Violet, Rose, Iris, Brie, Pepper, Storm, Dolly, Will, Bill, Cab, Gail, Glen, Berry, Art, Honey, Ivy, and Ash.

Plus Apple, North, Blue, Rain, River - celebrity edition.

Rooster

Oogie

R69, I know you're being funny, but I've definitely seen a couple of "Chardonnay"s. And I love Mango and Cotton for boys. Of course, Cotton is a good old fashioned American name going all the way back to Salem witch trials celeb and author Cotton Mather.

[quote]Kale would be a nice, manly name for a boy

Indeed.

Colostomy for a boy.

Aqua Netta

Letch Feeley for a boy

In my day, you were named after one of the saints whose feastday it was when you were born. So sure, you could be named Clair after St. Clair. But you could have real asshole parents who would name you Bonifacia after Pope Boniface.

And we weren't even Easter and Sunday Catholics.

We were wedding and funeral Catholics.

And you know who had to be the bride of every wedding and the corpse at every funeral.

The kid who's always acting out.

Always acting out because two assholes named her Bonifacia.

Urolagnia for a boy, Coprophilia for a girl.

Penis for a boy, Vagina for a girl.

Latin countries did that before WWI, r77.

My grandfather was called Eduvigis, my grandmother lucked out with Anastasia.

But yes, there were people called Isidoro(a), Hermenegildo(a), Eusebio(a), Euripides, Gervasio(a), even Jesusa, if you were a girl born on Christmas Day.

I remember those names appearing frequently in my 7th grade Ortography books, which hadn’t been edited in decades because grammar hadn’t changed much by 1972.

Ah, Letch Feeley.

We hardly knew ye, Letch.

And that was for the best.

"Latin countries did that before WWI, [R77]."

Pretty sure Bonifacia was born WAY after WWI.

Well, r82, some families upheld the custom for a longer time but I assure you it was no longer a religious requirement. The Great War and Industrial Revolution changed a lot of things by mixing up and transporting cultures

For those who love commas up top:

"To'Nail"

FOR GIRLS:

Enema.

Valvoline.

Cervix.

Nalga.

Cacabelle.

Fartina.

FOR BOYS:

Trigger.

Tigger.

Chegro.

Barph.

Rektal.

Peen.

Scotus.

Manmeat.

Tardo.

Chaw

Placenta.

Jejune.

Moussaka

Chorizo

TWATTA

Pristiq

Gasolina and Jalapeno

Shitta

Meet my daughter, Cuntasia.

Meet my son, Weenis.

Meet my twin sons, Fomoco and Mopar.

Meet my twin daughters, Litton and Amana.

Teensy & Weensy

Brush

Gunt

Fart

Most of these names are not fitting for a cow. They have standards.

Boy: Cedar, Girl: Sky

I actually have two friends with names listed above. Two guys: one named Ocean (the grandson of a famous person) and another named Kale.

Queef, Plumeria, Vintage (its pronounced vinTAGE, bitch!)

Shadynasty, Pronounced SHAH-DYNASTY.

CORN

TWAT ,WHAT A CUTE GIRLY NAME.

Macaron.

Ramen.

Quiver

Umami

I would be partial to naming my children after types of furniture:

Credenza (for a girl, sounds very exotic) Armoire (for a boy, very European-sounding) Hutch (for a boy, very butch)

What about Chaise?

Chip, Rip, and Torn

Oh, love it!

Whoops, sorry, that comment was to R109.

DANCING WITH THE STARS EDITION...

Girls: Castinette, Tarantella, Rumbalina, Minuette, Lindy, Pavana, Twirl, Interpretiva, Samba Sue, Inaba, Bergeronna Boys: Waltz, Pasadoble, Tango, Mash (Potato for middle name), Jive, Charleston, Twerkis, Moonwok, Lenbruno

Let's try that again, with less confusing formatting:

DANCING WITH THE STARS EDITION...

Girls: Castinette, Tarantella, Rumbalina, Minuette, Lindy, Pavana, Twirl, Interpretiva, Samba Sue, Inaba, Bergeronna

Boys: Waltz, Pasadoble, Tango, Mash (Potato for middle name), Jive, Charleston, Twerkis, Moonwok, Lenbruno

[quote]What about Chaise?

Does he have sizemeat? Is Chaise long?

Chair

*pronounced like Cher

Chardonnay

Merlot

Pinot

Whiskey

Gin

Martini

Manhattan

Boston

Monterrey

For boys: Plank Farbis Abutement Stanchion Curb Culvert Drain Socket Switch Hydrant

Snarl

Potato

i'm really loving Twad. It could be an insult here, if cunt was somehow removed from the language through magic.

Clove

Anise

Bavaria

Bridgeport

Smeg Harissa

Lotion would be a good name for either a boy or a girl, so I get extra points.

Twin boys:

Nutt and Bolt

Basin

Goiter Ann

Smegma

Skidmark

Shart

Legion

Primrose

Kindred

Blessing

Prosper

Makepeace

Hopewell

Loveday/Lovejoy

Valentine

Marigold

Unique if it’s a boy, and Euphonious if it’s a girl.

R129, I know a large family. One of the girls is named Primrose and another is named Marigold. Wonderful family.

Eureka

[quote]I would be partial to naming my children after types of furniture: Credenza (for a girl, sounds very exotic) Armoire (for a boy, very European-sounding) Hutch (for a boy, very butch)

Don't forget the baby -- little Chifforobe!

Twin boys: Hunter and Gatherer

R129, for what it's worth, Prosper is actually a name I have long considered for a future son. I like both the meaning and the sound of it.

Haven, Vermillion, Magenta, and Chartreuse.

Veranda

Porch

Trellis

Pergola

Broderie

r135 You need to have three kids. The other two can be Live and Long.

Formica.

Corian.

Skanketta

Slutina

My daughters are WHORES!

Pristiq, Prozac, Abilify

Twin girls:

"Urethra" and "Syphilis"

Coriander and Cumin. Twin boy and girl. Coriander! Cumin! Get in the Range Rover! Mummy is late for pilates!

why would you call a boy "cummin'? like when are you gonna cum?

Goiter

Fallopia

Tiparillo

Monistat

Bufferin

Anacin

Paste

Menses

Bumper

Mouse

Bug

Bird

Trellis

Lanai

Parquet

Tile

Waxy yellow build-up

Eucalyptus

Splooge

Fork and Spoon

Minivan

Jalopy

Custard

Gelatin

Shoe

Boner

Shelter

Bupkis

Flavah!

God, I hope the Palins don't ever see this thread!

Halitosis

Cystopher

Vanilla

Aspartame

Mangosteen

Sucralose

Verizon

Conagra

Filibuster

Lipitor

Girl: Parquet Boy: Craftsman (hopefully, he'll never be called a tool)

Nestle

Folger

Sanka

Day

Panic

I like Panic...

Day is also good.

Skid Mark Rhodes

Girl: Faucet

Boy: Knob

Mammory

Egg

T@b

I've got a Lemon, a Cannon, a Prosper, and Faith/Hope/Chastity (no, really, they didn't name the third triplet Charity- this was back when triplets was very uncommon (born in the 1940s). The first three, plus a Leslie and an Aurora, are all male.

From Scotland and France by way of Ellis Island.

*In my family.

Tabu

Buttocks

Abscess!

Equigesic and Elequis, twins. Nicknames: "Kweezy" and "Leck."

I went to school with a girl whose hippie parents name her Earth.

I worked with a man who named his daughter Omni because he wanted all things for her.

Eeek.

LaVitra

Vavoline

Boy: Bongo

Girl: Miralax

Anemia for a girl

Bronchus for a boy

Teratoma for either

Great names for OP: Cunt, Asshole, Clickbait, Turd.

Valance

Peplum

Bolero

Swag

Ruffle

Rickrack

Ramie

Dacron

Filament

Floss

Viscous

Treacle

Dribble

Decay

Canker

Blight

Bilge

Moonshine and Malarkey

Piffle & Hooey

I'll name my future kids Fear, Dread and Hysteria

Staph and Strep

Pus

I'm partial to Mingle.

Vadge Ina Smith

Invitro

Hysterctomy for a girl

Lumina

Camaro

Corvette

Corvair

Chevelle

Chevette

Trax

Impala

Malibu

Bolt

Volt

Cruze

Equinox

Tahoe

Colorado

Silverado

Citation

Celebrity

Cavalier

Astro

Corsica

Beretta

Tracker

Venture

Avalanche

Cobalt

Captiva

Caprice

Nova

Nomad

Vega

Mistake

Tragedy

Error

Comb

Brush

Barrette

Solder or Ramp for a boy

A+ with Hominy, OP..

Funny thread, OP.

I'm going with Wok.

Corolla, Corona, Camry, and Supra

In college, a girl i worked with named her daughter after the car she was conceived in -Caprice

R144...It's a spice dear. Get out more, experience the world.

Tater (boy) Dredge (boy)

Whirlybird!

[quote]for what it's worth, Prosper is actually a name I have long considered for a future son.

Prosper Mérimée, the French author who wrote the story that "Carmen" is based on, would agree with you.

r177 = Bitter because his parents named him Leslie instead of Twad.

Carton for a WASP boy and Pillow for a girl.

Blanket

Hole, for a boy.

Mormon Jinx Avis Sony

Cooter

Flapjack

Granola

Semolina

Ravioli

Durum

Taco

Fajita

Masa

Sriracha

Chipotle

Queso

De Bris

Fricasee

Soda (for a girl)

Seven (for a boy)

Boy - Cave

Girl - Dinosaur

Unisex - Tupelo

Alopecia

R210 loves Nick Cave

Buckwheat

Twizzler

Capri Sun

Chortle Lolligag Chastise

Placenta for a girl; Scrotum for a boy.

Bellicose for a girl.

Peel

Fumble

Drip

Squander

Vamoose

Sort

Strange

Clamp

Careen

Buttigieg

Garden Gnome for a girl.

Hosepipe (or Hosebag) for a boy.

Searing Eye Pain - gender neutral

Girl - Shetland, Faroe

Boy - Quarter, Ship

Other

Credenza (for a girl)

Colander (for a boy)

My twins will be named Gadget (boy) and Faucet (girl).

Theory, pronounced as three syllables.

Clittoria for a girl. Testaclees for a boy.

Baluster, Bousillage, Bumwad, Chamfer, Chevron, Corbel, Cornice, Doric, Finial, Gambrel, Pagoda, Pastiche, Pergola, Portico, Quoins, and Zeitgeist.

I found these all listed under architectural terms. I particularly like Doric for a boys name.

What is a twad? I don't think that's a "common" word.

Medicare

Balcony

Pipe

Warcrime

Glass

Shard

Taxi

Gravel

Girl: Cedar, Evergreen

Boy: Basin, Gully

0/10

Packer

Buster

Idaho

No kid should be named Broth LOL.

He'll go thru life unable to say no to anything or else be labeled "Chicken Broth".

Twad would be called "Twat" as he goes thru life.

Another dumb name.

Fallopia - to honor the beginning of the sacred journey we call life.

Twins -- Gadget (boy) and Faucet (girl)

Pepper

YOU FUCKING BEAT ME TO IT, R236!

Pluperfect. Nickname, Ploop.

Varmint

Inebria

Oblivia

Verificata

Farcy and Glanders

For a girl: Euthanasia

For a boy: Chowder

Other (Please Specify):

Root

Magma

Blade

Hoarfrost

Ricer

Girl: Pantry, Kettle

Boy: Fridge, Stove

And Then There’s Morgue.

Twatta and Shitta

Assy

Alopecia

This thread is gold.

Xerox

I want four kiddos:

Spirochete

Guttersnipe

Arachnid

Spork

Oh! Meet our late in life surprise baby: Ambien!

Butter

Ottoman

Davenport

Fridgidaire (Hollywood kid)

Pith

Pflegm

Puss

Pimp

Effluvia

Flotsam

Bulb

Change

Brioche or Baguette for a girl.

Muon.

Hadron.

Gluon.

Tau.

Axion.

Tachyon.

Kaon.

Meson.

Pepper (girl)

Couch (boy)

Lovage and Chervil for a girl

Stone and Branch for a boy