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I got a parasite from rimming

And, I wanted to treat it naturally so I went to the vitamin store because I read that cranberry is a good alternative. I asked the clerk where the cranberry supplements were. “Women’s” they said. I’m not a woman. I’m a bottom. The section should be called “Women’s / Bottom’s”. I may write the company.

by Anonymousreply 86February 2, 2019 3:32 AM

I love Cranberry!

by Anonymousreply 1January 6, 2019 7:50 PM
by Anonymousreply 2January 6, 2019 7:50 PM
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by Anonymousreply 3January 6, 2019 7:59 PM

You're gonna need something stronger than a cranberry.

by Anonymousreply 4January 6, 2019 8:06 PM

Cranapple?

by Anonymousreply 5January 6, 2019 8:10 PM

i got giardia from rimming last year

by Anonymousreply 6January 6, 2019 8:17 PM

Be more picky about your partners....you fat whore!

by Anonymousreply 7January 6, 2019 8:17 PM

Dear Lord in Heaven!

by Anonymousreply 8January 6, 2019 8:18 PM

This is why I think rimming is disgusting. No no no. Anal sex is messy enough - with a condom. Mouth to ass? No friggin way - ewww

by Anonymousreply 9January 6, 2019 8:21 PM

I just put Reese's cups in his ass before I start licking!

by Anonymousreply 10January 6, 2019 8:29 PM

Rimming is faaaaaaaaaaaaaaabulous.

Nothing beats eating ass. Unless it is taking a fist.

Good times!

by Anonymousreply 11January 6, 2019 8:30 PM

Why don't you spray some Febreze up your hoo hoo, too? I mean it won't do any good but you'll smell WONDERFUL.

If you have parasites, you have to take actual medication. If you have a zoonitic infection, you're spreading it without realizing it.

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by Anonymousreply 12January 6, 2019 8:32 PM

MARY!

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by Anonymousreply 13January 6, 2019 8:38 PM

Too bad you don't use PrEP as it prevents all STIs and makes your dick grow. You can cure the parasites with a enema made of Kombucha and homemade olive oil mayo, and green Christmas sprinkles. Has to be the green ones.

by Anonymousreply 14January 6, 2019 8:42 PM

I would pay a visit to your GP doctor if I were you. You needs some prescription meds.

by Anonymousreply 15January 6, 2019 8:51 PM

If your turds turn yellow or white you are in trouble!

by Anonymousreply 16January 6, 2019 9:03 PM

Tape worms?

by Anonymousreply 17January 6, 2019 9:10 PM

It was rough the first night. I had a fever, vomited, and the chills. I did immediately ho to urgent care, R15 and ran a full blood panel. No STIs.

by Anonymousreply 18January 6, 2019 9:19 PM

Yep, drank gallons of Kombucha, R14.

by Anonymousreply 19January 6, 2019 9:20 PM

I'm going to be constructive, OP. You should kill yourself.

by Anonymousreply 20January 6, 2019 9:25 PM

[quote] I did immediately ho to urgent care

Oh, I'm sure you did, just like you ho everywhere else.

by Anonymousreply 21January 6, 2019 9:31 PM

Maybe it was giardia, R6. It didn’t know show up on any tests though. But, I had all of those symptoms.

by Anonymousreply 22January 6, 2019 9:40 PM

OP, giardia would only show up in a testing of the stool. Have you done that yet?

by Anonymousreply 23January 6, 2019 9:45 PM

Good Lord get some antibiotics a parasite is disgusting and it can travel to your brain.

by Anonymousreply 24January 6, 2019 10:02 PM

Cut it out, OP! Cut it out!

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by Anonymousreply 25January 6, 2019 10:39 PM

LMAO^.

by Anonymousreply 26January 6, 2019 11:06 PM

i got a parasite once from rimming, OP. he kept texting and calling, then got mad when I didn’t want to see him again.

by Anonymousreply 27January 6, 2019 11:30 PM

Same thing, R27. He pounded me, I was all sore, parasitic, he texted me the next morning begging for more sex.

by Anonymousreply 28January 6, 2019 11:33 PM

I got a parasite from rimming

And now I just want to give it away

This gay boy’s got it

And this gay boy’s spreading it around!

You either have it

Or you’ll get it!

by Anonymousreply 29January 6, 2019 11:47 PM

There is nothing hotter than rimming a nice ass!

by Anonymousreply 30January 7, 2019 1:05 AM

For sure, R30.

by Anonymousreply 31January 7, 2019 1:09 AM

It's the 1970s all over again with Dr. Larry Downs at Chelsea Biogenics. Giardia, and amoebas too, were king back then. It was called "Gay Bowel Syndrome". Now, take your Flagyl for two weeks and promise me you'll never rim again.

by Anonymousreply 32January 7, 2019 1:20 AM

How do you know it’s a parasite , OP? I got one from sushi once . It was disgusting, I got rid of it with parasite cleanses and a few coffee enemas . The parasite med the Dr gave did nothing . So I googled the hell out of it . Anyone know how to prep for rimming to not pass on parasites ? Many naturally live in the gut and are not harmful. But I haven’t gone down there since I was sick myself . Freaks me out a bit .

by Anonymousreply 33January 7, 2019 1:25 AM

It had to have been something, R33. It was a hard core flu that night. He worked construction and it 90 degrees out. He was sweaty. It was the heat of the moment and I ate out his ass. Will only rim after a shower.

by Anonymousreply 34January 7, 2019 1:37 AM

Mexican laborer at the Homo Depot?

by Anonymousreply 35January 7, 2019 1:42 AM

You are a REALLY dumb drama queen and this is all probably bullshit. A shower isn't going to remove parasites from a hole you are digging into.

You don't even have a diagnosis of parasites.

Pathetic

by Anonymousreply 36January 7, 2019 1:46 AM

Uh blocked. Calm down.

by Anonymousreply 37January 7, 2019 1:48 AM

Haha, R37. 🇧🇷

by Anonymousreply 38January 7, 2019 1:49 AM

With all the prissy queens on DL, I’m amazed people aren’t disgusted by rimming. Endless threads on douching - but no one seems to have an opinion about licking ass!? It’s disgusting. And I can deal with shit on my dicks - but would never consider giving a rimjob. Eww!

by Anonymousreply 39January 7, 2019 4:30 AM

The best tops rim before sticking it in R39. Everyone knows that. You must suck at sex.

by Anonymousreply 40January 7, 2019 4:56 AM

Shit comes out of there! Of course you're going to get sick! 💩

by Anonymousreply 41January 7, 2019 5:07 AM

You are not alone

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by Anonymousreply 42January 7, 2019 5:59 AM

You think cranberry's are going to cure you? You stupid fuck. Go to the health department, dummy.

by Anonymousreply 43January 7, 2019 6:02 AM

Use barrier protection when you rim, for god's sake. Aren't they teaching this anymore?

by Anonymousreply 44January 7, 2019 6:17 AM

How many stupid threads like this garbage continue to pollute DL?

by Anonymousreply 45January 7, 2019 6:29 AM

Agreed ,r45

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by Anonymousreply 46January 7, 2019 6:42 AM

Uh, I picked up parasites in India without rimming. Took months to get rid of them.

by Anonymousreply 47January 7, 2019 7:37 AM

I remember Flagyl, aka Metronidazole. Ugh. So many unpleasant side effects.

by Anonymousreply 48January 7, 2019 8:11 AM

Cranberry juice is helpful against urinary tract infections and not against a parasite.

by Anonymousreply 49January 7, 2019 10:28 AM

My boyfriend Was prescribed flagyl and a semen analysis. Why would urologist want that?

by Anonymousreply 50January 7, 2019 11:15 AM

If you got a parasite from rimming, OP, you got it the best way possible.

You could have gotten it from eating a nasty piece of sushi. That would be tragic.

by Anonymousreply 51January 7, 2019 12:04 PM

As someone said it's the 70s all over again. Manhattan was known as Tropical Island. Got in in early 80s at the onset of the AIDS crisis. The strain had grown resistant to most meds and was prescribed an older med which had potential neurological side effects. Rimming is dangerous.

by Anonymousreply 52January 7, 2019 12:20 PM

R50 your boyfriend has a STI

by Anonymousreply 53January 7, 2019 12:34 PM

OP, don't listen to these ignorant posters telling you Cranberries don't work.

They do work! Especially with Grey Goose Vodka and some ice.

I recommend at least two doses daily after dinner.

by Anonymousreply 54January 7, 2019 2:54 PM

Parasite is gone. It took a few days of hardcore cranberry, Kombucha, and 500 billion-to 1 trillion of probiotics.

by Anonymousreply 55January 7, 2019 2:56 PM

Yeah well you've been warned enough times on this board by gay medics OP.

by Anonymousreply 56January 7, 2019 2:56 PM

Instruct your parasite friend to thump on your prostate a little while he's down there. He might as well earn his keep.

by Anonymousreply 57January 7, 2019 3:29 PM

If you rim, you are literally eating shit;

by Anonymousreply 58January 7, 2019 3:31 PM

Agree R58. It ain’t cunnilingus. All for anal sex - but rimming is disgusting. Even when I’ve bottomed, I thought it was gross. Straight guys seem to love it - but have no concept of anal cleaning.

by Anonymousreply 59January 7, 2019 4:35 PM

This us a gay site. Take your “cunnilingus” back to LSA.

by Anonymousreply 60January 7, 2019 4:38 PM

"Da gays, dey eat da poopoo."

by Anonymousreply 61January 9, 2019 4:07 AM

When the worm go up in the man.

by Anonymousreply 62January 9, 2019 6:48 PM

R60 - this is a site for the LGBT and the LGBT friendly. All of whom are welcomed!

by Anonymousreply 63January 9, 2019 6:51 PM

There are a lot of people here who aren't "LGBT friendly" in the slightest. Doesn't stop them from posting.

by Anonymousreply 64January 9, 2019 6:56 PM

R60 - well it is not a private site so we get them too....but I am quite sure we are able to handle those situations appropriately. I have the upmost confidence is our ability to police!

by Anonymousreply 65January 9, 2019 7:01 PM

I got a parasite after rimming a hot piggy Swiss guy last summer.

We messaged a few times afterwards, and he was very sweet and kind. And he then started to send me links to crazy Aids denialism videos and related conspiracy theories.

I think I got off lightly with just a parasite.

by Anonymousreply 66January 9, 2019 7:07 PM

R53. I think so too. Which one? He is bi.

by Anonymousreply 67January 10, 2019 10:41 AM

You would need to drink gallons of 100% cranberry juice (NOT Cranberry Juice Cocktail, like Ocean Spray) to have any effect on a UTI and an ocean of it won’t help you with a parasitic infection.

I got giardiasis the old-fashioned way: I went to the Soviet Union and drank the water. Flagyl isn’t fun but it is your friend because when you’re done, the little fellow-travelers are gone. As is the bloating, the funny shits and the devastating - I could clear a room - farts. Get it treated for our sake if not your own.

by Anonymousreply 68January 10, 2019 11:03 AM

Indeed R64.

by Anonymousreply 69January 10, 2019 12:12 PM

🎼I got a parasite from rimming,

Ding, dong the bells are gonna chime!

We mustn't be partin',

'Cause I've just been shartin'...

Just get me to the can on time! 🎼

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by Anonymousreply 70January 10, 2019 2:13 PM

I rimmed a Banladeshi dwarf in a port-o-potty.

by Anonymousreply 71January 10, 2019 3:55 PM

^ = Maude Findlay

by Anonymousreply 72January 10, 2019 10:46 PM

Anyone gay guy who doesn't like eating a hot ass needs to turn in their gay card.

by Anonymousreply 73January 18, 2019 4:04 AM

The only queen I knew who ever got this was the NASTIEST dirtiest smelliest fag I ever knew.... I’m sure you are not him tho....HE *CLAIMED* to be a TOP!😂

by Anonymousreply 74January 18, 2019 4:11 AM

Yall some hoes up in here.

by Anonymousreply 75January 19, 2019 1:50 AM

this may have happened to me five years ago; either that or it was a severe flu or a dirty soup ladle at a diner; they supposedly did labs on me and no parasites came back but I lost about 18 lbs in 5 weeks.

Zero appetite.

Fortunately, I had medical coverage at the time and worked from home in a job I could do with my eyes closed.

I kept the weight off for about six months.

by Anonymousreply 76January 19, 2019 1:55 AM

I had all labs, R76–blood and urine. No STI. But, it was something. Flu, vomiting, sweating, shooting pains in my bladder. But, I’m better now.

by Anonymousreply 77January 19, 2019 2:40 AM

No more spontaneous rimming.

by Anonymousreply 78January 19, 2019 2:50 AM

Unclean! Unclean!

by Anonymousreply 79January 19, 2019 2:52 AM

I was so naive to think I could just rim a guy at anytime. I’ve learned my lesson. We’ll shower first.

by Anonymousreply 80January 19, 2019 2:54 AM

Yes, of course, you must shower first.

But after you've both washed your asses, have at it.

by Anonymousreply 81January 19, 2019 3:06 AM

I ate a piece of string.

And it came out my butt.

That is all.

by Anonymousreply 82February 1, 2019 5:30 AM

Giardia CAN be self -limiting - but not always. Meaning that it COULD clear itself from your system in a few months. But for many people it does not. It also does a lot of damage to the gut, so that even after the parasite is cleared, your digestive system will not work nearly as well as it should. The telltale sign for many infected is UTTER NAUSEA at the thought of any kind of dairy product - cheese, milk, ice-cream, yogurt. Total lactose intolerance.

Yes to Flagyl, even though it's a pretty toxic medication itself. It will do the trick. However, as mentioned above, there can be long-lasting damage to your gut.

Your described symptoms don't sound like giardia to me, however.

by Anonymousreply 83February 1, 2019 6:11 AM

I don’t kow what it was R183. I had all kinds of blood tests and pee’d in a cup. All negative. It was something though. It was awful. But, I’m better now. No more spurr of the moment rimming, but I will rim. It’s my fave. You just need to shower first.

by Anonymousreply 84February 2, 2019 3:25 AM

Have you thought about eating some sushi? Sushi worms love to feast on butt worms. You could create a worm habitat in your gut.

by Anonymousreply 85February 2, 2019 3:28 AM

Gross^ no!

by Anonymousreply 86February 2, 2019 3:32 AM
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