Let’s discuss this Teutonic god

The mind of a gay man:

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Wow, he's amazing. How tall is he? He looks tall.

r1 the ideal man every gay person wants. Even the ugly fatasses that don't show face on Grindr want this. Marks all the checkmarks on the shopping list.

Puppy!

His IG is just a wall of samey selfies. Not even one single photo shot of smthg else that interests him. There are lots of guys with nice bodies on IG, nothing in his Insta makes him stand out from that crowd.

Fuck off, anti-gay freaks R1 and r5.

i am also gay and german, just like this guy!

I bet he gets milked every day!

demigod at best. FYI: True Gods, like Vampires, can't be captured on film, see no reflection themselves in the mirror.

Well it's impossible to tell if he's gay or straight since he's clearly a selfiesexual. Absolutely none of his (recent) pics have another person in them.

#LoveisLove:

OK. I'll say it.

Perfection.

Quite big tits.

Boobies!

Is he a shopbottom?

Make sure you check out his gym stories to seen him bounce his tits

sure jan

R3 Look at those legs! I want him to put me in a leg lock until I pass out.

^^^Mary!

More Teuton than god.

Now that's a body built to have every inch explored. Preferably by my tongue.

Tit Realness:

Hot bro

Pec bump

R8 it’s the truth. He’s white, muscular, masc, str8 “acting”, gym goer, sane and seems nice.

[quote]Is he a shopbottom?

No but most of these queens drooling over him sure are.

He has really great nipples for someone so light skinned. Usually pale people have boring pale nipples.

Looks like my German BF

Wrong, R5. Not all of us salivate over this type.

I am admittedly average looking at best, but that doesn't mean I can't have my own set of ideals. And overly worked out, blindingly pale white guys who shave and wax off all their body hair are not sexy to me. They look like plastic Ken dolls and are not hot to me.

And Instahoes of all types and flavors are dick wilters. Their thirstiness belies a complete lack of self confidence, which is also a huge turn off.

Stop assuming you know what turns other people on.

He should have an OnlyFans.

There’s plenty body hair there. So get off your high horse R30!

It was nice to get a LITTLE exposure, after all the support we give him, but we know where his heart lies.

Perfection

I bet he looks great in a jockstrap.

Snot dewinit 4 moi.

Jeez

Love a muscular back.

Just perfect. Flawless. I wonder if he could possibly be persuaded to fancy a short, fat guy?

."I wonder if he could possibly be persuaded to fancy a short, fat guy?"

Don't know. Show us what you got, fat stuff. Can you do that triple somersault and land on a guy's dick trick without breaking his hip on the dismount?

I find it's more acceptable to be ugly if you have a gimmick. But I'm probably going to have to get another hip pretty soon, so what do I know?

I doubt he would consider you "Family" OP.

imagine the thousands rich queens pay to dine on them tits...

He’s almost pink.

Weird, he's taken down the last two pictures. I wonder why?

I hate it when people edit their feeds.

Gorgeous but elderly , her hole is on borrowed time...

She has a good decade or more, looks like he will age well.

I don't care how loose his fukhole is, ide be honored to suk it out.

There's nothing special about him; just another instahoe

Throwback to Jan being featured on Surge's Instagram

He does have an amazing set of tits. I could almost tiddyfuck them....

He's beautiful and every one of you would have your tongue in his throat if he tipped you the wink. Dont deny it.

Whats the German word for bottom?

[OP] "He's family". Yup. SISTER

German = Piss Pig. PASS

How do you know he's gay...proof?

[R54] well try to check who he's following lmao. He's literally following best_of_grindr... need more proof?

Wow he’s soooo hot!!! He makes my hole do this.......

R56 wait... are assholes actually capable of doing that?? ew

R55. Yes please. I need to see him with a boyfriend etc. Otherwise he's just a straight guy.

R58 so hetero

R59. That's no proof these days. Straight guys aren't as uptight. Try again dear.

Butterface He should never smile.

Very nice but the inevitable foreskin ruins it.

He may not be interesting or witty, but as they say, "who sucks brains?"

He gives me butterflies in my tummy and makes my knees weak and my hole quiver. Those shoulders and arms. Oh my.

Looks like someone Steve Bannon, Seb Gorka and Richard Spencer would ask to impregnate them.

R59 That face is not attractive at some angles. This brit/frenchie bottom boy on the other hand is special. This natural body type is much better ,sorry roid-muscle queens and he isn’t pasty looking either.

Butterface.

Tan = sun cancer

Go start your own thread!

How much to suck on his tittys and asshole?

[quote]Whats the German word for bottom?

Unterseite

He seems quite in love with himself.

I'm sure that he and his mirror will make a very nice couple.

A more approachable side of this Demi-God:

Barking up the wrong tree...?

I'm with R30 this guy does nothing for me at all.

Sitting:

R71 don't let the lesbian draped around him fool you. Everyone in the photo is gay.

OMG 😮

Teutonic? You sound like someone from TRIUMPH OF THE WILL.

I accept his beauty.

Meh.

Boring and vapid, just like all the other Insta-hos.

[quote]| B.A Journalism - Retail Management

So is this the current lingo for prostitute? Yall let me know.

Goddam, usually these Instagram guys do nothing for me, but this dude is really beautiful.

Ewwww this trick is way too old for my liking

BOOTY:

Oops sorry, didn’t see r76 before I posted.

But then given the current situation in DL re: links, there’s nothing to see...🙀😱

R82 no dear, he is TOO young for YOU if you use the word ‘trick’. You type like you haven’t had dick in 10 years and live with your mother on Staten Island.

He's ok. Needs some fat.

Hes perfection,except for the hung like a gerbil thing. No box whatsoever is never a good sign.

I agree with the poster about him being too old. I personally, need a fresher object of desire.

Is he a descendant of Reinhard Heydrich? I see a resemblance...

[quote] He's perfection, except for the hung like a gerbil thing. No box whatsoever is never a good sign.

No doubt he makes up for it with a muscle hole that feels like warm apple strudel.

He could be a grower.

Does he have any pics of himself 10 years ago?

For a white boy he's good looking.

Can definitely see what most posters on here see but I prefer dark haired Mediterranean guys especially with dark body hair.

Still a grand to suk out his asshole?

I want that slab of meat on my face.

Cute laughter:

Fine as fuck.

He's so incredibly my type.

DELICIOUS!

Has a sense of humor about himself:

Throwback: in 2015 -

Jan and his chest says HI:

That is probably the nicest set of bewbs on a man I have seen. Perfection.

In addition to his tits he also has really nice thick legs. Most of these muscle queens have pencils for legs

Happy weather:

^ Not afraid to own it:

[quote]Still a refreshing breeze tho now and then.... the nipples are the real mirror to your feelings 😂 _______________

bump

Boring as shit.

Fresh:

Bulking:

That photo at R74 is going to make me splash all over my headboard tonight.

These photos remind me of a hot guy I stalk, I mean follow, on Twitter.

How much per hour?

PEC-tacular:

New glasses:

He's a bit overdone too many steroids and too much time in the gym. I prefer a n natural look.

R93. I assume yr black. Please cut the racism. You wouldn't like those comments adressed at you so cut it out. By the way blonde blue eyed hunks are hot so get over it.

He needs a bra and a spray tan. He's handsome tho.

one of the best asses to eat out in the world, He is a darling hot fella.

So cute when he eats:

More deets please, r118.

Prepping for Party:

was that him at the baths? hope not, must have taken the loads of 20 old men....

R122: Baths? Please elaborate.

Natural Beauty:

Isn’t Teutonic a word that Hitler liked to use in his speeches?

When is he going to hook up with DL fave and the freshly single Dr. Jake? We know he's thirsty for that Teutonic D.

Mmmmmm... the HAWTNESS!

Throwback: Even blonder than usual -

German Winter Realness:

R59, is that Dick Gautier? I had no idea he was still alive!

R130: as in this Dick Gautier? LOLZ

YUP R131. :)

Jesus he's fine as hell.

I'd pay him.

How to Sleep Well:

Mmmmm... the HAWTNESS!

He sure knows how to show off those tits!

Tits? Did anyone say ‘Tits’?

Lucky be the titans of industry that get to suk on them fine tittys...

About last night:

Nice butt for a white boy...

Oh Jesus.

I know English may not be his first language, or it may just be a simple typo, but misspelling excited as exited really gets to me.

R142 He exists only to make sperm. Lower your standards.

Want some?

All he cares about is the gym

thats ok with me, as long as he keeps showing his tits on IG

Gym > Golden Girls / Diva Worship / Musical Theatre r145

I hope he doesn't have too much foreskin overhang.

Actually, he’s a Gaymer, totally into Japanese animes and Pokémon and such:

Dressed up as one of his favorite anime characters: Son Goku:

do him gots a website where we can watch him have sex? yet?

Still not used to:

love him less roidy.

dying for a suk fuk date

Sprechen Sie Deutsch?

Big in Ukraine:

Bitch tits. Stank sleeve. Too Aryan. Pass.

He needs a bra to hold those puppies up.

Muscle on untanned guys is much hotter for some reason.

I will be the bra that holds up and suckles his fine fine tittys and nipples. I will make them erect 24/7 so they get raw for my oral pleasure.

muscle_dadd:

I look at him and see a 12 year old in a uniform singing “Tomorrow Belongs to Me.”

Because you're a homophobic sack of shit, R161.

He's /fine/ in R160's pic.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

Sorry, thought you were bringing up some singing stereotype. No real gay man does that. Only the fringe types.

R165 It’s a reference to this scene from CABARET. It has nothing to do with sexuality and everything to do with the creepy admiration of “Teutonic” blond Nazi prototypes.

Don't know anything about "cabaret".

R167 You should watch Cabaret immediately. It is too good to do it justice with a description. A truly great and surprising movie.

Only on DL does a conversation about a gorgeous guy with fantastic tits end up with “You really need to see Cabaret”

the gods tits are beyond human. let us get on our asses and pray that he visits ur hamlet soon, for we need the blessings of his huge perfect god given teat power...

I think I need to see more of those fantastic tits.

Heaven

Dear god he's hot.

I'd hand him five grand if he'd let me blow him.

So when he gonna bless us with the nudes?

Sunny in Cologne:

Oops, didn’t see r172 before I posted. Sorry.

With:

What’s with scar by his hip, was his kidney harvested?

WithOUT:

I hope he doesn't ruin his body with tattoos.

In theory I should be impressed with him but something is off to my eye. The volume and roundness of his pecs vis-a-vis the smallish shoulders? Can't put my finger on it but nup.

Cockgobbler Aaron also has an appendectomy scar

r181, he has puffy roid muscles with lots of water retention.

Perfect:

[quote]#blonde:

whats he charge these days for a titty suck?

best udders ive seen in long time, luv to milk em till he cums buckets into my mouth.

Größenüberprüfung?

Bet he has a nice schwanzstuecke.

He looks better with chest hair.

Sorry boys he’s Taken:

I need so bad to suk and gnaw on them hot teats

or I shall expire.

#fitbit:

I bet he does not smoke. the real beautys don't do cigs they know that the damn things kill their heart, lungs and brain and makes their dna weak, thus making any offsprings subject to downs syndrome.

melania may smoke, but im sure darling barron wont , he is a good clean pansy who wont be dirty. or filthy from tobacco shit.

[quote]makes their dna weak, thus making any offsprings subject to downs syndrome.

WTF are you talking about?

Sorry, thought you were bringing up some singing stereotype. No real gay man does that. Only the fringe types.

R165, I hope you do realize that by generalizing a certain type of gay man as "fringe" (and for - what? - singing?!?) you're stereotyping as much as the people I'm sure you profess to hate. Never forget those "fringe" gay men and women paved the very roads you smugly saunter down today.

Back:

I get what he says, when u smoke u fuk with ur dna and make that of ur kids more prone to have heart and brain defects. smoking and its 1168 toxins corrupt the flesh and blood.

lord mercy how do I repair my messy dna after 20 yrs of smokin?

im scared.

don't want my future kids to have defects....

For those who like big titted men, can someone start a thread on this big titted alpha muscle bottom?

Irish in London, only into hung tops as arrogant as he is.

After seeing Jan's photos I'm pretty sure I am pregnant

He's the definition of Master Race. I just wish he would keep the chest hair and let him beard grow.

R199 too ugly lol

The fucking MASTER RACE, R201? You actually typed that into a machine.

R203 Yep, some people were talking about hitler obsession with tall blonde blue eyed muscular dudes, this guy is the definition of that.

R204 eyes are too close together.

where

are

the

cock

shots

loooooooove him

rentable?

r201 and very definition of what majority og gays want to only see on their Grindr/tinder, fuck, and date

TO CRITICIZE ANOTHER POSTER IS TO DEFY GOD AND RISK IMPALEMENT

ya damn right, add the granny grammarians who dare to correct the kool huck finns of the site.

BOO!

How long till we see the nudes then the Onlyfans/JustForFans of him jerking off, fucking and being fucked?

Weekend Goals:

he on only fans yet???

I don’t think he’s going to do an Only Fans bec:

- he seems to have a regular job;

- he just started a Masters degree;

- and his boyfriend is a cop.

a girl can alwys use an extra million or 2.....

r214 that hasn't stopped others. Sometimes it's just to be seen and to get attention which is common among Instawhores. There's a good chance he'll probably do it in some form in the future.

Tits:

How are things in the Fatherland?

He's hot but I have a feeling he's a total bottom.

Not doing a lot for me.

Not enough back shots.

[quote]He's hot but I have a feeling he's a total bottom.

It's always the muscle boys that look like they should be a top that turn out to be bottoms.

He's a wet dream of course, and probably very sweet with his equally handsome boyfriend, and a future good job thanks to an MA. He will live happily ever after, as he's beautiful and functionally intelligent, but as dumb as a chimp. Imagine living with a man who churns out of photos of themselves, and watches cartoons and Harry Potter (see his interests). It would require two houses separated by a fuck tunnel to maintain one's sanity.

R222 Exactly, the act all manly and tough and then suddenly they're on their four asking to ram their bussy.

Does being a bottom make them “less manly and tough” r224?

R225 Yes, I realize that's not PC anymore but let's not deny reality here, we're all in the gay community and we know it.

[quote]might delete later:

Younger days:

^ Even without the body, his features are beautiful.

Anybody self obsessed, always pointing their phone cameras in their direction...

BORING!!!!!

R230

Nan Michiganwomyn would turn for a go on those tits

Jammies:

R219 then he is perfect. Truly perfect 👌

Wait it says he is a 90’s kid on his Instagram. How old is he? He looks like he is in his early to mid 30’s so if he was born in the 90’s that means he is 29 at max.....that kind of changes my perception of he is THAT young.

You don't have to be born in the 90's to be a 90's kid, as long as you lived through the decade. Someone born in 88 or so wouldn't say they were an 80's kid since they would only have lived in 2 years of the decade.

Bath-bath:

Pics of the bf? How do people know he is a police officer?

Beautiful couple!

Well I guess he must be the top after all going by that pic.

Bf is kinda fug (but he has a nice body according to his IG profile pic). No wonder he doesn't appear on Jan's IG.

R240 I don’t know how you get that

[quote]Wait it says he is a 90’s kid on his Instagram

He's a 90's bitch.

I love it, I love it

[quote][R240] I don’t know how you get that

He 'got' 'that' because he has working eyes.

Another couple shot:

Spring’s here:

The boyfriend doesn't look German.

Relationship Talk:

After a rough night...

Fuuuck.

Regular programming: Tits -

R248 so he works out like crazy to end up with that butterface lol

Be Humble:

#chubbulous:

Bleh

Shoulders are way over developed for the rest of his body. They look like ham hocks stuck onto a set of tits.

[quote]fits to my lifestyle and my man likes that shape more anyways

What time is it?

Cute strawberry blond:

He good.

Throwback: even blonder than usual -

No Jordan at R29 he really doesn't.

BOss

r252 Euro gays, or non-american gays in general don't put as much on looks like here in America. So his standards are probably pretty realistic compared to what we think he should have.

OMG

He should trim down a little. He's very attractive though.

TITS on FIRE

R264, bullcrap. Hotties in Europe are just as popular in Europe as they are in North America

Sluts from Spain have it all

OMG.

Jan the man!

OMG

His shoulders/upper back look deformed.

Booooobs

This Instagram accounts of these built guys who post the same shirtless pic OVER and OVER is so godamned boring.

Candid shot:

Put your fucking shirt on you dumb queens. Pathetic.

Wearing a shirt with his boyfriend

Pride:

Getting Ghetto Fabulous-ish:

After work:

VPL:

omg so handsome, and the best personality ever ! peace to u friend.

Oh no Instagram’s stupidly and mindlessly enabling homophobia:

Seems strange since they're both fully clothed and not even kissing

Friendly tit-play:

Good friends:

I want him.

He'd be more impressive if he were doing porn. These overly-muscled queens only look good naked.

At least he doesn’t select his friends based on looks or skin color.

OP, what does 'he's family' mean?

Asking for a black friend.

It means he's gay R291

Wearing a shirt:

[quote] At least he doesn’t select his friends based on looks or skin color. [quote] —Credit must be given where it’s due

So muscular gay white dudes get "credit" for simply NOT being racist? How far we've fallen...

The Bf:

Anyone ate him out? HIs pussy must be pink as fuk….soft and smooth,,,,,def hungry.

Casual:

[quote]Happy af:

R223 you nailed it

R51 there is no word for a bottom, as germans don’t make it an identity, rightly so.

In german you are either active or passive during sex.

He just arrived in NY today so all you gotham bitches be on the lookout for him

You know those blonde Germans that tan really well...and have that beautiful golden glow everywhere? He's not one of them.

Like red heads I find blond men unattractive, partly due to blond pubs I guess.

Like red heads I find blond men unattractive, partly due to blond pubs I guess.

I like blond fur..but the blonds I've been with have been a little stinky

Hitler would be proud.

I can't believe he came to visit America and is spending so much time in New Jersey.

Bewbs

His travel companion, Dr.Tom, is quite a hot DILF:

Big grin:

God he's looking so good. He looks better the bigger his muscles get. Could easily be a competitive bodybuilder if he keeps going.

Thirsty Thursday:

^ Oops wrong thread.

R306 no he wouldn’t, Hitler hated gays.

Bf - and Pikachu - waiting sweetly at home:

R314 Don't tell that to white gays4rump.

R316 dude, Trump‘s favorite daughter and his grandchildren are Jewish.

Dood, so was hitler, part jew. Dumb ass.

Handsome:

He needs a hotter boyfriend

tits

I hate that German guys are so uptight these days. Why is he not on Onlyfans? Gone are the days of Cazzo and Wurstfilm....He could be a porn sensation.

I can taste the smegma just by looking at his pics.

R323 Is that good?

R321 Those thighs!

Seatbelt tits

Gorgeous guys’ problem: stolen identity -

Gorgeous guys’ problem: stolen identity -

Tanned to beige:

Matchy matchy:

Dating tips:

Tip #1: Look like me

Boss

Das Boobs

Mein gott!

#howtobeattractive:

Are some of his fanbois turning on him now?

He comes off like a basic bitch on steroids.

He's been hanging around American basic bitches too much.

[quote]Everything went wrong:

All the Feels:

Always think of him when I see this commercial, this guy has the same coloring lol

I'm stunned that DL fave and highly regarded medical professional Dr. Jake didn't attempt to mesmerize this slab of manliness with her deep thoughts and 12-head.

Throwback: haggardly handsome -

R344 I'm guessing they decided just to be "friends" after Dr. Jake probably tried precisely that.

Booobs

[quote] [R321] Those thighs!

Those thighs deserve a JustForFans page.

[quote] [R321] Those thighs!

Those thighs deserve a JustForFans page.

Oh my

Rr334 eew, this is gynecomastia territory already.

Is he bisexual?

No, he's gay R352

He has a pic with his boyfriend that somehow was trolled and deleted. He even talks about homophobia in the post.

👅

Zaddy Realness:

Poor thing: Censored again!

[quote]janordik's profile picture janordik I’m posting this the 3rd time now and I will continue with that every time this picture disappears out of my account. I have not any idea what happened. If I got hacked, banned, reported whatever...only one thing left to say. SICK PEOPLE out ther

R308 mmmmm, tasty 😋 tits

Moody:

Her Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard:

Letting out his inner Pammy Anderson:

Keeping Up:

Muscle car:

His boys? He has children?

Boys as in male friends R364

It’s been a while:

He gives strong bi vibes...

He gives strong bi vibes...

Yet he’s as gay as a unicorn, R367.

I'd be surprised if he ever saw a pussy

Boooooooobs

Pecs that jut out!

Whore

Throwback:

Happy Anniversary:

Happy Anniversary:

Tom the Bf:

Tom the Bf:

^ Oops sorry didn’t realize the Bf’s Instagram is set to private.

R6 Gay Teeth Syndrome

Boobs are too big, nipples too hard. Ugh.

Laidback sexiness:

☝️So. Fucking. HOT!!!!!

Do you think he is hairless everywhere? I find blond pubes really sexy.

He has blonde fur if you look at his Insta page. It's all him, all the time. I'm sure he is dreadfully boring.

Not well:

Jan has to put out a ‘clarification ‘:

Well deserved rest:

Looks like he got some sun recently...much better.

Bare essentials:

He’s hot, but like so many Instagram hoes, completely stuck on himself.

Going on a trip...?

His poor ‘butt bone’:

Voluptuousness:

whew lord tits for dayyys

I want to see him bottom...frequently.

Boobsie Baby:

Why did the dumb freak at r1 assume that Jan was straight? He's gay.

The skin has its own memory:

Not grumpy:

Side eye:

^ Oops wrong link:

Hi.

very pretty

He’s fucking gorgeous, I’d plow him through the mattress.

All those muscles yet he still jumps up on a chair and squeals when he sees a mouse

He’d look Even better restrained, kneeling on my fuck bench.

Look at those beautiful pillow-like breasts

Teutonic gods were actually pretty trashy. I hope this young man is classier than those Nordabillies.

Cute college boy

Sweetness

Influencers

Is he Into TIFs? (trans identified females) I saw that he just followed a german TIF on insta, it would be a such waste a hot man like him into in these frankensteins.

He's so fine I wouldn't mind if he broke off a ladyboi every now and again

Look at those beautiful bewbz.

Very hot Story of him doing curls this morning

big

Tits update

Rona-induced Manbun

Damn, this thread is years old and the husbear and I still want to work him over good.

The hair is obviously dyed but he's still fine, it looks good on him.

Am glad y’all still remember me

Booooobs

He's wearing Hollister, and he's how old? That's a tremendous turn off. No thanks.

‘What’s wrong with Hollister?’

Jan the self-described 90s kid

Isn’t a 90s kid one who grew up in the 90s, and not necessarily one born in that decade? That would be a 90s baby. Mid to late 80s babies are 90s kids for instance.

Yikes, he’s starting to look like Bibendum

Still hot but needs to cut back on the carbs!