It's The ANGELINA JOLIE First Annual Holiday Special!

I love when she gathers all her children around her to sing "It's a Small World After All."

Weirdly enough, I still think her mother Marcheline was crazier even than Angie.

Opening monologue and "Santa Baby."

The "Little Drummer Boy/Away in a Manger" medley with the Senator was surprisingly moving!

This is a great joke thread

"This report wouldn't be complete without a thorough description of exactly how one Hollywood family spends Christmas eve..."

Lift the script from this, add AJ, Pax, Zahara, Viv, and Whatshisname, and stir! Use your imaginations, Dataloungers!!

Her "Away in a Manger" duet with Mr T brought tears to my eyes.

I liked the Lara Croft skit where she teams up with Dean Cain to liberate the "True Meaning of Christmas" from the clutches of commercialism.

That bit where an unemployed Maleficent finds work as a suburban Walmart greeter during the Christmas crunch.... that is just comedy GOLD!

I smell EMMY!

Sexy ex-Billy Bob steals the show in the side-splitting BAD SANTA Reads Clement Moore While Drunk sketch!

Knox and Vivienne were a little shaky when they warbled "Where is Love?" from Oliver, but their beaming Mama's loving gaze was TV gold.

Loved that comedy bit with her brother about "stocking stuffers". Those knowing winks and that tender kiss at the end. Angie, you are such a card.

Juliette Lewis and the Licks appear and lead Angie and the audience in a rousing chorus of "You're Sixteen, You're Beuatiful, and You're Mine", as a not-so-subtle reminder of the time Brad Pitt had a public relationship with a sixteen-year-old Lewis.

It did seem weird that she had that sinister ceremony onscreen, first denouncing the evil of the ex-husbands of the world, and then summoning Krampus to slaughter them all, consecrating her invocation with a vial of Brad Pitt's blood.

That seems like an odd new kind of Christmas ritual.

Y'all ready for Maddox and his Sex-A Boi Holiday Dance Squad?

Again?

Seasonal bump.