Meet the homeless male model who lives in a van

“How can I be different on social media? Oh! I’ll be homeless.”

Is this a frau thing? The relentless links to Instagram?

I see him on Instagram. He's not really homeless, he chooses this lifestyle.

“Homeless”.

He's hot and most likely mentally ill. He's too old to live like that. We all know this type. Trouble.

Jin Kortarajena thinks he's dope.

This pro baseball player does the same thing.

He’s a couchsurfer, I think he might have stayed with an old bottom HO down the block , who ONLY hosts under 30 euro/canadians/aussies

And yet, I see his instagram is sponsored by a corporation...

And yet he's sponsored by 7formankind jeans...

And yet he's sponsored by Rolls Royce...

And yet he's sponsored by Ducati Motorcylces...

And yet he owns brand name clothing (a lot of it), and a few hayden surfboards...

Gee, being homeless, without a hope or friend in the world, is tough...

Why is everyone homeless shaming him? He's had it rough.

Wish I had his abs.

He looks like he smells bad. No thanks.

Daniel Norris, at r7, is a very sincere, minimalist person and not like the model. He suffered from thyroid cancer a few years back but seems to have recovered and gone on with his career.

Absolutely not. He doesn’t wipe properly.

He can park in my driveway anytime.

I started this trend, after I saw that Maggie Smith movie.

I agree that he looks like he smells bad.

One word: smegma.

No, OP. I would not give him a place to stay. His tattoos are hideous and a total deal-breaker.

This foolish young man is on his own.

I hate tattoos but this guy is handsome and hot. I’d let him crash up my ass

He gets bonus points for being a good son.

Why does his father look like a homeless wino?

Is he French? Like, from France-France?

Van Dwelling is a chosen lifestyle. I'd considered it if I ever had to leave my rent controlled apartment.

His van is his home so he's not homeless

How could he not smell bad? I doubt he has a shower in there. No way is he bathing daily.

^ He probably has a gym membership, as most van dwellers do. He works out and showers and shits at the gym.

Guys, do you have any idea how expensive that van is?

This guy isn't broke.

R26 you really think he poops?

[QUOTE]He probably has a gym membership, as most van dwellers do. He works out and showers and shits at the gym.

You can’t get properly clean in a gym shower. And what about days where you shower in the morning and then need to shower again at night? The gym’s letting him go in there to shower twice?

I prefer this homeless model

[quote] You can’t get properly clean in a gym shower.

I have a shower big enough for two people and I promise to make sure he gets real clean after I get real dirty.

The poster who thinks you can't get properly clean in a gym has obviously never set foot in one.

Not to mention the rather bizarre theory that you're only allowed visit your gym once a day.

[QUOTE]Not to mention the rather bizarre theory that you're only allowed visit your gym once a day.

That’s how it would be in my gym! I’m not going to have hobos coming in and using the showers multiple times a day. It’s disgusting. I’d revoke his membership!

[quote] The gym’s letting him go in there to shower twice?

He's a model. No one will tell him to leave. They probably wait by the shower to towel him off.

I have sometimes gone to my gym (and showered) twice a day -- in the morning before work, and at night after work. Certainly helps with my water bill.

If you don't look like an obvious street bum (and this guy certainly doesn't), I don't think they will say anything, especially if you have a paying membership.

So he does have a water system that enables him to shower right there at the van, afterall.

Where does he go to the bathroom?

Handsome guy. a haircut would do wonders for him.

[QUOTE]Where does he go to the bathroom?

The same place animals go.

R41 in the woods? :-/

Thanks for the video r37. This guy seems real chill and down to earth. I would love to run into him on a hiking trip and maybe hang out and surf for a day or two.

Handsome guy but needs a haircut.

I would think having short hair would be easier to maintain when living out of your car/van.

As long as I have a face . . .

And who is suppose to give him a haircut out in the wilderness, a bear?

Does Frenchie support a unified Canada? Asking for a friend.

R48 why try to govern a country when you can become a stud?

....

Why is this young man's father 100 years old?

That father's ancient sperm produced a cutie.

Who lives in a van under the sea?

Spongebob male model!

Cozy:

Cleans up well:

Gorgeous:

Boss

Yummy

Look all these jealous whores speculating about his hygiene because they have nothing else. He's gorg. He's an adonis. Die mad about it.

Can they give him a part in the QAF reboot?

he's sponsored by rolls royce? a homeless dude? I have trouble believing it. I am not clicking on any links.

It's just a stunt.

Look at those lashes.😋😋😋💋💋💋❤❤❤🎩🎩🎩🌈🌈🌈

R22- he's from Montreal.

I think he's gorgeous and I don't think he lives in the van at all times. Seems like he leaves it in LA and flies overseas a lot to model.

Yeah it’s all a bunch of bullshit. This guy is flying around the world half the year. He might be another whore with a rich sugar daddy for all we know.

Male models get paid jack shit compared to the women. he probably has to whore himself out.

R66 you mean have sex for money?

Maybe someone can be touched by a hobo.

Cold baths anyone?

He’s a sweetheart:

Even if male models don't make as much as their female counterparts, they are still doing well financiallly. Maybe they won't make a million, but I'm sure they can clear 6 figures. This guy is definitely banking $.

I'm certain I saw him in one of Spermy's recent videos.

He's obviously not poor, wonder how much he saves living in his van.

'Homeless' doesn't necessarily mean you're poor. It just means you don't have a permanent residence. A millionaire, for example, could constantly travel and live in and out of hotels. Thus, s/he is homeless.

'Homeless' doesn't necessarily mean you're poor. It just means you don't have a permanent residence. A millionaire, for example, could constantly travel and live in and out of hotels. Thus, s/he is homeless.

Mood:

Are there many homeless with abs like his ?

Most homeless men have great abs.

I’d let him use my shower.

R58 Ok I was thinking just another pretty guy but in THAT pic he is truly gorgeous.

LOL at any of you actually believing he lives in that van. This is his brand. He uses it for photo ops and probably only sleeps in a once in a blue moon. Trust, he has a duffle bag or two that he never unpacks and a bench full of suitors (male or female) willing to let him crash when he's in town.

Gorgeous. I’ll have him even if he’s a little unclean.

R82 you’d take him if he was a lot unclean, you filthy animal.

Waiting to be serviced.

Gorgeousness:

damn, he is fucking perfect.

Serving Bond Realness:

Hustler Chic:

He’s HOT!!

NOBODY that looks like THAT is homeless. FOH

At home reading:

I can't endorse anyone who says "chilaxing".

The French Canadians really have some hidden gems throughout their community.

He dressed up in a dinner jacket for his passport photo??

What a TOOL!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I'll never understand why beautiful men ruin their bodies with ink.

I think that's quite precious. It shows his parents raised a gentleman.

R95, bad childhood is one of the reasons.

Rise and shine:

What does his mom look like?

R99 whose mom?

Your mom R100 /s

He's hot but he's a douche. Cashing in on saying he's homeless without have to deal a single issue that actual homeless people do. It's like saying you're the cancer model when you're healthy. Just for a few insta clicks.

Hmm - kind of like Logan Paul saying he'd "go gay" for a month?

He's pure filth!

And a liar.

Not homeless, and traveling all around the world.

To pretend that man can't find a bed to sleep in if he wanted to, is one of the biggest lies of our time!

Technically, he is homeless. He does't have his own home.

[quote] Technically, he is homeless

Technically, he's full of shit. And he's a fame whore.

Look at the mental gymnastics in trying to justify this shit.

"A millionaire, for example, could constantly travel and live in and out of hotels. Thus, s/he is homeless."

Seriously? GTFOHWTBS 😅

Does a bit of traveling:

Hmm. So what is the address he used when he renewed his passport, if he's 'homeless'?

Maybe he used his parent's address

His parents in Canada. I did the van thing for a year in my 20s. I used my parents address for all official correspondence. I used a mail forwarding service for everything else, they opened my mail and scanned it for me.

Were you a douche too?

What constitutes a douche?

someone who lies about being homeless to try and profit off of it.

I hope not r113. I’ve never had a social media account and did the trip solo so I def wasn’t attention whoring. I saved up and survived on 10,000 for the year. Great experience, changed my approach to life. I’ll probably not have a year off again but I do plan to do a 3 month trip in the next few years.

[quote] I saved up and survived on 10,000

Um, that's called an adventure.

Unfortunately, REAL homeless people don't even 10 dollars.

I never said I was homeless.

I'll give him a place to stay... locked up in my basement.

I'd like to make a lampshade out of his beautiful sking.

Flash Gordon used to live out of his van too.

Is his van down by the river?

What a pathetic attempt to get some kind of edginess, cred, whatever.

LOCK 'IM UP!

I don't know. There's something...off-putting...when people refer to themselves as models.

The importance of Fire:

He's a hardship dabbler - let's see him live without money or prospects for 6 months. Sorry, no gas for your van, how are you going to eat? Arrested for vagrancy? Uh-oh.

He ought to get a damn apartment and should have to donate money to local shelters for a while, it's just insulting.

[quote]philippe_leblond I live in a van down by the river

I would have no problem believing his father was homeless. He looks like a wino. Only a son could love that kisser.

Bump

License and registration, please.

Who IS the real owner of that van?

FeetS:

I'd sniff his hole

Has he’s said he’s homeless or are other people saying that because he lives in a van? In which case he’s not homeless. He also has a job, unlike most homeless people. He also quite clearly has clothes and food.

That would be like me declaring I’m homeless when I stay in a hotel in other parts of the country for long periods of time for work.

I was just going to ask that R134.

He probably uses public parks and private campgrounds. Near all have toilets, showers, other running water. Some offer WIFI and TV hookups.

Christ, I hate this guy.

Don't hate me because I am beautiful

Let him get mugged in some park or harassed by the cops, and we'll see how much he likes being "homeless".

OMG his homeless thing is merely his "Shtick", something to separate him the thousands of other handsome male models. I can't believe so many of you are being triggered by it. Of course he is not a poor homeless bum, technically since he doesn't have a traditional home he can call himself homeless. We live in a free society where you can call yourself anything you want, after all we have a crazy US President who calls himself a stable genius.

R137 how come?

R133 do you think he has an anus?

R140 calling yourself homeless and pretending it’s a choice minimises the issue of homelessness. It’s not trivial when you exploit those less fortunate to promote yourself. You citing Trump as an example of people’s tendency to refer to themselves anyway they want should be a warning not an inspiration. If on the other hand the model wanted to call himself a financially well off nomad or an employed travelley then no big deal, but he’s pretending that homelessness is some big fun adventure where you have the option of sleeping in a kitted out van safe from other homeless people and danger.

He probably should have gone for beatnik model. Him saying he's homeless is like me saying I'm homeless because I don't want to go home.

Chic in Tokyo:

Stunning:

The last two photos are horrible. You can't even see him in them or his hotness. What's the point of having a handsome model? Just put some homeless person on shades.

^ For the artistic composition/ambiance, perchance?

[quote]r139 Let him get mugged in some park or harassed by the cops, and we'll see how much he likes being "homeless".

OMG...what if he were gang raped by a bunch of stinky, toothless hobos?

That's something real homeless people have to deal with. DOES HE HAVE WHAT IT TAKES??

Is that his father or did Woody Harrelson join him on his last adventure?

Le Van Man is full of merde

He is not homeless homeless

This is an Instagram ploy to build a following

Homeless again:

Why does every asshole have a dreamcatcher now?

I'm betting he doesn't get laid much when he's sleeping in his van. Even horny millennials have standards.

I'm betting he gets laid wherever and whenever he wants. HE HAS FOLLOWERS!

He's not a millennial. He's in his thirties.

That's a millennial, r156

A millennial is a twentysomething, no?

I’d give him a place to sit.

He looks like he's craving some huge black cock.

Millennials can be as old as 40 now.

I thought only twentysomethings could be millennials.

It's not an age thing. It's defined by the specific years in which they were born.

Being silly while going places:

I don’t think he’s ever called himself homeless. The OP did that, and everyone just assumed LeBlond proclaimed it himself. He just lives in a van. “Van living” is a thing on Instagram. Yes, it’s douchey. No, none of those people call themselves homeless.

LeBlond has that lower eyelid thing where they creep up onto the lower half of his eyeballs and are far more prominent than the upper eyelid. It’s a feature of a lot of guys I consider really gorgeous.

His tattoos and Instagram account are rather offputting, but I would let him crash with me *especially* if he stunk bad. I doubt he ever stinks much, though.

Il parle français :

Oh god he wears douche glasses.

The lure of Europe:

At least he doesn't have one of those micro-brewery owner, douche-bro, hipster beards.

I want to see him go to NOLA and hang out with some Cajuns. The Pazance family could host him and teach him how to bite the heads off crawfish when you eat "da gumbo."

Oh, it's this poor dear again. Has he found anyone willing to give him a bath and open up their bed to him out of charity, yet? So much suffering.

Bonjour de Paris:

R172 Oh, good. I was so worried about how he was going to make it by.

Likes hotel life too:

Ugh. He was okay until I saw those stupid tattoos.

R175 which stupid tattoos?

all of them.

He's probably making $200k a year laughing all the way to the beach.

how do you effectively whiten your teeth in a van????

Chic and Sleek:

Clean:

R168 thirsty boy as its not that warm in Paris - for that pose.

R182 you mean he's enduring the cold in that photo just for a shirtless selfie?

He's hawt!!!

I want to know if he farts.

A Reader:

That reminds me of this:

Words of Advice:

Pensive in London:

[quote]Vitamin Sea:

How can you ever find yourself...

Living ‘Homeless’ isn’t incompatible with being Handsome:

So he's actually 35 years old. (He mentions in the one video that he got the van when he turned 30, "three years ago" - and the video was posted two years ago.

How can you find yourself if you don't get lost? LOL He types like a frau. Does he eat, laugh, and love too?

R161, R162, R163 The age range for millennials depends on the group compiling the data, but the official US Census Bureau designation is 1982-2000. So millennials can be anywhere from 19-37 years of age.

Damn! The oldest millennials are pushing 40. I remember when the oldest millennials first came of age in the early 2000s. Many articles written about them at the time, as the boomers entered their fifties. And now they're nearing middle age.

Here’s stunningly handsome - I like his vibe as well.

R198: he is, indeed.

Broke and busted.

Gorge

He's not homeless though is he.

Van culture is a thing. People converting vans into living spaces. Thing is - it is illegal to live out of your car, van included.

6 surfboards is a bit of overkill

The "inspirational" virtue signalling is always such a buzz kill.

Why is it that people living their best lives bring out the worst in me?

[quote]Thing is - it is illegal to live out of your car, van included.

WTF are you talking about?

Quote the law or STFU!

Call me when he presents his hole for drug money.

He can live with me, honey.

[quote]I agree that he looks like he smells bad.

Then give him a bath.

He probably needs to have his hole sand blasted.

R197 Middle age is defined as 45-60, so the oldest millennials have eight years before middle age.

Who lives to be 120? People don't like it but 35 is middle age if you are being honest.

R212 People are living longer and longer. With advances in medicine and technology we will soon see people expect to live to 120 and beyond, which would make 60 middle age.

Querelle

soon ain't now granny

Looks like he might actually have a nice anus

Do you think he has an anus? I honestly can't picture him pooping/farting.

Instagram vs Reality:

Missing his van:

Risk taking is rewarding:

Squeaky Clean:

Oh to be ‘Homeless ‘:

Good lawd, come your hair. You're starting to look homeless.

Other than not having a bathroom, it's really not much different than living in a tiny house or a trailer.

He probably doesn't need a bathroom. I can't imagine a gorgeous creature doing anything as base as that.

Skinny...

Ok, wait a minute. He just arrived in Barcelona and "Bear Week: Extended" begins at the end of next month. Let's see if he extends his stay. Any Spaniards online here who can go scope him out in his hotel room?

Btw, why does he have a hotel room? Bitch, I thought you were homeless. What's the matter? Not enough room in the van for Pedro, Giovanni, Roberto (Beto), Paulo, Esteban, Eduardo, Manuel, Jaime...

Jumping off:

Getting dizzy:

He has a white power tattoo.

Do you think he masturbates?

In the U.S., individuals who lack a permanent address and stable living situation are technically considered homeless.[14] This includes vandwellers, whether they are living in a vehicle by choice — seeking an unconventional lifestyle, for example — or by necessity. Many municipalities have laws prohibiting overnight parking and/or sleeping in vehicles. Even in such areas, some retailers, such as Walmart and Home Depot, often allow people in RVs and other vehicles to stay in their (private property) parking lots overnight.

Oh, how is he doing? I'm always glad to see wellness updates about this poor, struggling, wandering lamb. "Homeless", you know.

Stay Lit:

Getting in touch with his French Canadian roots:

[Quote]@philippe_leblond I am so Canadian 🇨🇦 🍁 — (Maple taffy (sometimes maple toffee in English-speaking Canada, tire d'érable in French-speaking Canada; also sugar on snow or candy on the snow in the United States) is a sugar candy made by boiling maple sap past the point where it would form maple syrup, but not so long that it becomes maple butter or maple sugar. It is part of traditional culture in Québec, Eastern Ontario, New Brunswick and northern New England. In these regions, it is poured onto the snow, then lifted either with a small wooden stick, such as a popsicle stick, or a metal dinner fork)

No one cares, douchebro.

Japan:

Big Apple:

How much is he? Hourly? Overnight? TIA.

Stylish:

Good at flipping:

^

[quote] @bruce_weber Hi you are in my backyard doing flips - yes!

Jonesing for his fix:

[quote]philippe_leblond Don’t be afraid to try, be afraid not to try

[quote] We get so worried about being “pretty” ... Let’s be pretty kind, pretty funny, pretty smart, pretty strong...

Swole:

Cleans up well:

He looks like a younger hotter Jax Taylor.

His anus smells like Canadian Maple Smoked bacon

I met this really good-looking guy that had no place to stay and let him move in with me. Turned out to be a damaged alcoholic. Kinda like Jon Hamm. Couldn't get him to leave. Finally had to get my 2 brothers to get his ass out.

R250 did anything sexual happen between the two of you?

Yes, the guy would not work. I was raised you work. No problem with me supporting him. And drinking all night. Too many issues and was damaged. Don't care how good looking he was, he was not worth the stress.

Yes, the guy would not work. I was raised you work. No problem with me supporting him. And drinking all night. Too many issues and was damaged. Don't care how good looking he was, he was not worth the stress.

Strategic placement:

Highly suspect anal hygiene

I wonder if he had lost any significant number of followers since this rather ill-advised post: