Face it Dorothy, Blanche and Rose are lesbians.
Lines uttered by Golden Girls guest characters in an alternate universe.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | June 3, 2021 3:54 AM |
I may be small, but I got a jumbo shrimp.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 16, 2018 11:28 PM |
Dumplin', I loooovved yo fathuh's big dumplin'.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 17, 2018 12:56 AM |
He taught me how to carve a dildo out of soap.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 17, 2018 1:05 AM |
Suck my ha-ha, Dorothy.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 17, 2018 2:58 AM |
Actually Dorothy, "Chronic Fatigue Syndrome" is just a polite term that means it really is all in your head.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 17, 2018 3:02 AM |
Rose, you may be HIV negative, but you do have Poz Face.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 17, 2018 3:05 AM |
No amount of aerobics will help you fat, menopausal bitches.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 17, 2018 3:13 AM |
Mrs. Zbornak, you're trying to seduce me.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 17, 2018 6:16 AM |
Actually Ms. Zbornak, I was visiting the glory hole at the adult bookstore.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 17, 2018 7:46 AM |
Why, hello Ms. Dickinson.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 17, 2018 7:54 AM |
POW! [right in Blanche's face]
by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 17, 2018 3:24 PM |
Who let you all in my apartment? Get out now, or I'll call the police!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 17, 2018 4:05 PM |
Oh, my chest is nothing. I admire your deep manly voice, Dorothy.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 17, 2018 9:09 PM |
Wendell, paisan! We black men need to stick together.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 18, 2018 2:05 AM |
Cut the crap, honky.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 18, 2018 3:55 AM |
I'll git up in the mooorrrnin'.......and still be strokin' mah dong!
by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 18, 2018 3:56 AM |
Clayton's a HOMO?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 18, 2018 3:57 AM |
Ok I'll be honest. Sarah is my sister AND my wife.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 18, 2018 4:31 AM |
You can shove that maple syrup brown sugar molasses rice krispies log right up your ass, mother!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 18, 2018 6:08 AM |
I want you back Dick Man.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 18, 2018 6:59 AM |
Of course I’m using you to write my articles and take credit for them, you think I’m fucking attracted to you?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 18, 2018 7:50 AM |
You deserve to get AIDS not me, you fucking whore!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 18, 2018 7:54 AM |
Not Lebanese, Blanche. Jordanian.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | December 18, 2018 10:45 AM |
I'm almost certain sodomy is illegal in Florida and I KNOW that bestiality is!
by Anonymous | reply 29 | December 18, 2018 11:03 AM |
If I knock up my friend Barbara, does that mean I can stay in America?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | December 18, 2018 11:14 AM |
Jennifer Lawrence got an A in my class after sleeping with me. Why don't you, Blanche?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | December 18, 2018 3:27 PM |
r27
Funny because it's true
by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 18, 2018 4:09 PM |
I'm the okay-est petunia who ever petunia-ed!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | December 18, 2018 10:12 PM |
Ma, if you're gonna use my dildo, at least replace the batteries.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | December 18, 2018 10:55 PM |
The cum facial from Miles has done wonders for your complexion!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 18, 2018 10:59 PM |
Rose, with AZT and some of the newest treatments, people are living much longer. You’ll be with us for at least another 3-4 years. Let’s make them the most golden years of our lives!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | December 18, 2018 11:11 PM |
GUEST CHARACTERS ONLY, YOU DUMB TWATS!
by Anonymous | reply 37 | December 19, 2018 12:59 AM |
Think how peaceful Lydia looked, R37. Do us a favor and kill yourself so you can join her.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | December 19, 2018 3:56 AM |
She's manly, lonely and bitter. This must be Dorothy!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | December 19, 2018 2:43 PM |
They used to let wops live here?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | December 19, 2018 7:05 PM |
Tonight, Blanche.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | December 19, 2018 7:23 PM |
And I bend over forwards for him.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | December 20, 2018 10:16 PM |
Rose, I'm blind because of untreated syphilis!
by Anonymous | reply 43 | December 20, 2018 10:22 PM |
Dick, you're a billionaire. You have a 7 and 9 year old with your second ex-wife who's 25 years younger than you. Why on earth are you planning to marry Blanche, a woman your own age?
by Anonymous | reply 44 | December 20, 2018 11:41 PM |
Aunt Blanche, what's so wrong with wanting to be licked?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | December 21, 2018 12:46 AM |
[to Rose]: I hear you like the Ultra Sensitive, in black. Meet you at Benihana after class?
by Anonymous | reply 46 | December 21, 2018 2:19 AM |
You left the Lillestrand baby in a hot car just to try and seduce me, Blanche?
by Anonymous | reply 47 | December 21, 2018 3:06 AM |
Blanche is right, Big Daddy. I'm marrying you for your money.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | December 29, 2018 3:47 AM |
I don't care that Murray Gutman is Jewish. But I do hate that light blue tuxedo.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | December 29, 2018 5:59 AM |
Blanche, if you don't want to see me anymore because of the dress, it's a Hate Crime!
by Anonymous | reply 50 | December 29, 2018 10:05 PM |
OK, I wasn't the Cheese Man's accountant. I was his butt lover.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | December 30, 2018 5:38 AM |
No amount of Chanel No. 5 or love potions could help you, Dorothy.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | December 30, 2018 1:58 PM |
Rose--Kiss my grits!!
by Anonymous | reply 53 | December 30, 2018 8:49 PM |
And Bert Convy lets me blow him next to the dumpster behind my supermarket.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | December 30, 2018 9:36 PM |
That right. Those aren't noses. Now tell me ladies, are they cut or uncut?
by Anonymous | reply 55 | December 31, 2018 4:56 AM |
I have a magnificent pair of gonads to show you, Mrs. Petrillo.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | December 31, 2018 2:03 PM |
Tell ya what, Zbornak. You let Kevin play, and I'll let you blow me on Saturday night.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | December 31, 2018 10:24 PM |
Which one of you sluts wants to blow me first?
by Anonymous | reply 58 | January 1, 2019 4:16 AM |
Blanche, tonight I think I'll just jack off.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | January 1, 2019 4:38 AM |
Fuck you bitches , I would have been the Perfect replacement for Dorothy.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | January 1, 2019 4:43 AM |
Dorothy , if I had known your Wedding dress Would be so ugly, you could have remarried Stan.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | January 1, 2019 5:30 AM |
You remind me of my mother, Blanche. That's why I'm so physically attracted to you.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | January 1, 2019 9:33 PM |
Rose, I’m so turned on by how much you love Miami Vice. Lets fuck.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | January 1, 2019 9:42 PM |
Eh, Carbone. Your girlfriend blew me.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | January 2, 2019 3:10 AM |
Black? Benjamin wasn’t black. He was from New Jersey. I went to the senior prom with a yankee!
by Anonymous | reply 66 | January 2, 2019 4:27 AM |
Calm down lady! You just get out of prison? If so...meet me out back in five minutes.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | January 4, 2019 12:36 AM |
Fellas, follow my lead and we’re bound to get lucky.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | January 4, 2019 1:15 AM |
I think Barbara likes...the ladies, if you get my meaning.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | January 4, 2019 1:20 AM |
Blanche, I need to get home so I can go to the bathroom. I can't do it anywhere else.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | January 4, 2019 4:59 PM |
Crying is for ugly women. Pretty women go whoring
by Anonymous | reply 71 | January 4, 2019 5:18 PM |
People waste their time pondering whether the glass is half empty or half full. Me, I just hope I can fill it up enough not to go back to the urologist
by Anonymous | reply 72 | January 4, 2019 5:19 PM |
Well no one ever believes me when I tell the truth. I guess it's the curse of every devastatingly beautiful woman or Patsy Ramsey.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | January 4, 2019 5:20 PM |
Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad, and still want to suck dick
by Anonymous | reply 74 | January 4, 2019 5:21 PM |
Face it, Dorothy. Blanch and Rose are Jehovah Witnesses.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | January 4, 2019 6:08 PM |
She...she's... She's dead.
- The INS officer, crouched on the floor beside Dorothy after Mario grabbed his gun and blew off Mrs. Zbornak's head for getting him deported.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | January 4, 2019 7:50 PM |
That explains the urge I sometimes have to shit on your head.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | January 4, 2019 9:48 PM |
Mmm-mm! That prune danish really did do the trick. Thank you so much, Rose dear.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | January 5, 2019 6:17 AM |
Actually Cindy Lou, I sell "black tar," if you know what I mean.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | January 5, 2019 7:16 PM |
Jealousy is a very ugly thing, Dorothy and so are you, ugly, very ugly
by Anonymous | reply 80 | January 5, 2019 8:52 PM |
Why don't I just wear a sign that says, "In NYC I'm legally a man"
by Anonymous | reply 81 | January 5, 2019 8:54 PM |
Forgive me Rose, I haven't had sex in 15 years and my vadge is all crusted over
by Anonymous | reply 82 | January 5, 2019 8:54 PM |
Blanche I just got AIDS just listening to one of your stories
by Anonymous | reply 83 | January 5, 2019 8:56 PM |
Dorothy was Sophia naked just now, because I'm blind
by Anonymous | reply 84 | January 5, 2019 8:57 PM |
Jean is a nice person. She happens to like girls instead of guys. Some people like cats instead of dogs. Frankly, I’d rather live with a lesbian than a cat. Unless that lesbian is Meredith Baxter-Birney. That's a crazy bitch
by Anonymous | reply 85 | January 5, 2019 8:59 PM |
I’m not letting you wrinkled old crackers mind my restaurant on Christmas!
by Anonymous | reply 86 | January 5, 2019 9:00 PM |
I slept with my two brothers until I was seventeen. I was engaged to one for a very short period of time, but now they do gay porn in former Eastern block countries
by Anonymous | reply 87 | January 5, 2019 9:01 PM |
Face it Dorothy, Blanche and Rose are African Americans.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | January 5, 2019 9:22 PM |
GUEST CHARACTERS ONLY, YOU DUMB TWAT!
by Anonymous | reply 89 | January 5, 2019 10:05 PM |
I’m Gay! Yay!
by Anonymous | reply 90 | January 5, 2019 10:29 PM |
Grandma I made a new best friend! Her name's Jon Benet. We met at the Little Miss Miami pageant. She taught me how to dance like a stripper.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | January 6, 2019 1:50 AM |
r89
Mr Kot-TAIR, the ROO-elz, the ROO-elz, Vinny isn't following the ROO-elz
by Anonymous | reply 92 | January 6, 2019 10:49 AM |
I’m Yyvonne and this is shit!
by Anonymous | reply 93 | January 6, 2019 3:02 PM |
When I'm around, people get Munchausen by Proxy and die.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | January 6, 2019 3:34 PM |
Doug bends over backwards so I can swallow his entire 8" cock.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | January 6, 2019 3:45 PM |
I’m not marrying you, you fucking dumb goy!
by Anonymous | reply 96 | January 6, 2019 6:26 PM |
Alright ladies, whose cunt do I lick first?
by Anonymous | reply 97 | January 6, 2019 8:00 PM |
No, Rose stay in bed, I didn't mean actual scissors...
by Anonymous | reply 98 | January 6, 2019 10:53 PM |
Why didn't any of you bitches come pick me up from the airport?
by Anonymous | reply 99 | January 7, 2019 12:21 AM |
No one else can satisfy my baby Gerald's sexual needs the way I can.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | January 7, 2019 5:32 AM |
Dear Blanche, you would've been a great addition to my harem of sister wives in Utah.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | January 8, 2019 12:19 AM |
Those are the transgender non binaries from Phil's poker game.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | January 8, 2019 1:27 AM |
Ha! Good one.
"Come on Rose, don't be such a prude."
by Anonymous | reply 103 | January 8, 2019 4:46 PM |
I always pre-lube
by Anonymous | reply 104 | January 9, 2019 2:53 AM |
You can just kiss my ASS.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | January 9, 2019 5:28 AM |
I'll rip your God damned kidney out of you, myself then!
by Anonymous | reply 106 | January 9, 2019 1:51 PM |
They had me on the front lines!
by Anonymous | reply 107 | January 10, 2019 9:46 PM |
This is a little embarrassing but...could you tell Blanche that "Loverboy" has herpes, and she should get tested? I can fill a Valtrex script for her if she needs it.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | January 10, 2019 10:20 PM |
Can't we just hang out here tonight, Sophia? I don't want to be seen on a date with a woman your age.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | January 11, 2019 1:46 AM |
We had sex last night? I don't remember. In fact, who are you?
by Anonymous | reply 110 | January 11, 2019 7:32 PM |
Sophia, do you like eating pussy better or rimming?
by Anonymous | reply 111 | January 11, 2019 11:33 PM |
Actually Blanche, I know you have a big behind because my hands were on it the other night, remember?
by Anonymous | reply 112 | January 12, 2019 1:21 AM |
Whore: Attica's a men's prison.
Dorothy: I know, but between us gals, I still had my cock at the time.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | January 12, 2019 1:36 AM |
^ GUEST CHARACTERS ONLY YOU DUMB TWAT!
by Anonymous | reply 114 | January 12, 2019 2:36 AM |
Of course I'll emcee at your charity event! I'd cut the ribbon at the opening of a phone booth.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | January 12, 2019 8:52 PM |
Sophia: I...love you.
Tony DelVecchio: I’M GAY.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | January 12, 2019 9:09 PM |
You managed to save the fortune Daddy earned over the years? I'm proud of you, Mother!
by Anonymous | reply 117 | January 13, 2019 12:10 AM |
Actually, I WOULDN'T go out with a grandmother. I just gave Blanche the "I can't trust you" excuse to avoid any drama.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | January 13, 2019 4:27 AM |
R118 I know that was so fucking annoying - he was so full of shit with that. I was never sure if the we were supposed to see through that or the writers were really being sincere with that bullshit line.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | January 13, 2019 4:29 AM |
^ I'm sure the writers were sincere. It's just not true to life.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | January 13, 2019 4:45 AM |
Blanche: A...a SPERM BANK!
Other 3: YUMMMMMMM!!!
by Anonymous | reply 121 | January 13, 2019 12:30 PM |
^ GUEST CHARACTERS ONLY YOU DUMB TWAT!
by Anonymous | reply 122 | January 13, 2019 5:23 PM |
Hey babe, wanna set my parking brake?
by Anonymous | reply 123 | January 13, 2019 8:05 PM |
KIERSTEN: Oh mother! How could you manage to squander a fortune that Daddy spent his lifetime earning?
ROSE: Cocaine is a hell of a drug!
by Anonymous | reply 124 | January 13, 2019 8:12 PM |
^ GUEST CHARACTERS ONLY YOU DUMB TWAT!
by Anonymous | reply 125 | January 13, 2019 8:24 PM |
Do you find my robotic monotone convincing as a Scandinavian accent?
by Anonymous | reply 126 | January 14, 2019 4:38 AM |
Can I grab your pussy, lady?
by Anonymous | reply 127 | January 14, 2019 1:42 PM |
Ladies, keep the lottery ticket. These bums will just blow it on booze and drugs. Go buy yourselves something nice from Niemen Marcus.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | January 14, 2019 4:11 PM |
Blanche, if you don't want to date me because I'm in a wheelchair, it's a hate crime.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | January 15, 2019 3:27 AM |
It's a shame I can't be with my family on Christmas Eve either. But they're all locked up in San Quentin.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | January 15, 2019 4:16 AM |
Blanche, I said 'Maybe some other time', because it's like throwing a hot dog down the hallway and I'm talking about your asshole.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | January 15, 2019 11:14 AM |
I'm hoping it's Mr. I already have that box checked off on this form.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | January 15, 2019 12:02 PM |
Cheapskates.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | January 15, 2019 1:38 PM |
Kiss my lips Rose, you're adopted so it's not incest
by Anonymous | reply 134 | January 15, 2019 4:09 PM |
Ok, so you caught me. I *am* fucking your boyfriend. And this woman was part of our afternoon threesome.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | January 15, 2019 10:23 PM |
Dorothy (catches Sophia in bed with Max): MA!!! What is going on here?
Sophia: Afterglow. And by afterglow, I mean he just fucked me up the ass.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | January 15, 2019 11:41 PM |
This thread is actually a test of reading comprehension.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | January 15, 2019 11:42 PM |
GUEST CHARACTERS ONLY YOU.... AWWW FORGET IT!
by Anonymous | reply 138 | January 15, 2019 11:45 PM |
You just can't handle rough trade, Blanche.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | February 9, 2019 7:04 PM |
If you say something smart, I'll fuck you senseless.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | February 9, 2019 7:21 PM |
Excuse me. My boyfriend Norman is waiting in bed. Not to mention, a dashing young Moroccan.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | February 9, 2019 9:32 PM |
Of course I knew Frank Nitti. We were butt lovers.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | February 10, 2019 1:17 AM |
I'm charging her $100 an hour for my time.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | February 10, 2019 5:05 PM |
Rose likes it when I keep the mask on. [wink, wink]
by Anonymous | reply 144 | February 23, 2019 4:42 AM |
Okay, Rose. I'll sign your petition. Thanks for the prune danish. I haven't shit this well in 25 years.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | February 23, 2019 6:20 AM |
Thanks for the watch, Rose. I'll treasure it always.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | March 1, 2019 5:43 AM |
Actually, Rose, that’s an excellent question. Insightful even.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | March 1, 2019 5:49 AM |
Gee, Rose. I'm sorry I fondled you. I'll try to be more careful next time.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | March 1, 2019 5:21 PM |
Actually, they called me "Skipper" because I was the football captain's little buddy.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | March 1, 2019 9:47 PM |
There's Alice Feinbaum. Look at her, green with envy. Eat my ass out, Feinbaum!
by Anonymous | reply 150 | March 2, 2019 2:10 AM |
He may be a skinny white boy mama, but he got a big fat dick.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | March 2, 2019 4:42 AM |
Dorothy (opening page in calendar): Woah!
Blanche: September?
Dorothy: I'm surprised you weren't shitting blood all through October!
by Anonymous | reply 152 | March 2, 2019 10:23 AM |
^ GUEST CHARACTERS ONLY YOU DUMB TWAT!
by Anonymous | reply 153 | March 2, 2019 8:57 PM |
Sophia, there aren’t going to be any more birthdays. I’m finna Facebook Live my suicide, and I want you to man the tripod.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | March 3, 2019 2:57 AM |
Well excuse me for living, Phyllis Schlafly!
by Anonymous | reply 155 | March 3, 2019 3:15 AM |
Now look here, Dyke! I have a hundred cheesepuffs and a sensitive assistant both on the verge of collapse...
by Anonymous | reply 156 | March 3, 2019 5:21 PM |
Kill Gonzalez!
by Anonymous | reply 157 | March 3, 2019 6:42 PM |
Black man, black man!
by Anonymous | reply 158 | March 3, 2019 7:04 PM |
Stop poking me with that stick!
by Anonymous | reply 159 | March 3, 2019 7:16 PM |
Yes, Celia Rubinstein loved a good fuck ...
by Anonymous | reply 160 | March 4, 2019 10:49 PM |
Must you be so cheerful, you empty headed knockoff of what was already a knockoff of Song Of the South to begin with?
by Anonymous | reply 161 | March 4, 2019 11:03 PM |
Young lady, this isn't the Copacabana. Only my nephew Jerry Kennedy is allowed to entertain. That is if I can him away from my cunt of a twin sister.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | March 4, 2019 11:27 PM |
Save it, Sister Sappho.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | March 4, 2019 11:32 PM |
John Forsythe? How are you seeing John Forsythe naked in a pool of honey, you repressed heathen?
by Anonymous | reply 164 | March 5, 2019 1:33 AM |
Dorothy, you have the most beautiful eyes ... and a dollar in your g-string!
by Anonymous | reply 165 | March 5, 2019 1:41 AM |
Fire doesn’t scare me. It doesn’t scare me at all. I’m ready for this.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | March 5, 2019 1:43 AM |
And I said to her, if there's anything I hate more than cheesecake, it's goddamned wicker and rattan, rattan and wicker.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | March 5, 2019 6:29 AM |
Actually, I'm here to see what your daughter will do for $8 an hour.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | March 9, 2019 2:28 AM |
I get to push the plunger because I’ve only got a couple weeks to live!
by Anonymous | reply 169 | March 9, 2019 3:31 AM |
Did you know that I was the original inspiration for Ralph Malph on [italic]Happy Days[/italic]?
by Anonymous | reply 170 | March 9, 2019 4:00 AM |
Okay, Rose, I won't spoil [italic]The Nun's Story[/italic] for you since you haven't seen it.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | March 9, 2019 4:01 AM |
Why is this thread greyed out??
by Anonymous | reply 172 | March 9, 2019 4:46 AM |
Well since you think I'm obsessed with you anyway, do ya wanna, Mrs. Devareaux?
by Anonymous | reply 173 | March 9, 2019 5:22 PM |
As a matter of fact I do get a lot of kidding about my name so don't start with me, Stretch.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | March 11, 2019 5:06 AM |
Geez lady, did you just get diagnosed with the clap or something?
by Anonymous | reply 175 | March 11, 2019 5:36 AM |
Nurse DeFarge once welcomed me to Marathon.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | March 13, 2019 10:45 PM |
Hath not a Cuban sizemeat?
Hath not a Cuban hole?
If you demand verificata, do we not laugh?
If you present yours, do we not swole?
by Anonymous | reply 177 | March 14, 2019 1:07 AM |
So you just used my granddaughter to land a man. Why couldn’t you get me one, too?
by Anonymous | reply 178 | March 14, 2019 3:33 AM |
He hasn't been able to meet up with his special friend because of the boil on his butt.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | March 14, 2019 6:09 AM |
Dorothy, your singing fucking sucks! Beat it before we punch you in the nuts!
by Anonymous | reply 180 | March 14, 2019 6:31 AM |
You'll be missing out on some tasty man meat then, Dottie.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | March 14, 2019 4:17 PM |
Actually, my memory's just fine. I was just sick of hanging around that dwarf bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | March 15, 2019 4:06 AM |
Fashion conscious neighborhood? That's rich coming from a woman who wears bulky layers and moccasins in Miami.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | March 15, 2019 10:05 PM |
It would be age discrimination to assume none of the men here would pay money to sleep with any of you old bags, so we have to arrest you too.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | March 16, 2019 9:38 PM |
Rose, let's talk about you now.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | March 16, 2019 10:16 PM |
Dorothy, this tea tastes oddly like the cyst next to your mother’s anus.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | March 17, 2019 3:54 AM |
Could I stop by once in awhile for a home cooked meal and some hot elderpuss, Blanche?
by Anonymous | reply 187 | March 17, 2019 6:21 AM |
Here's my new book, "Monkey Butt."
by Anonymous | reply 188 | March 18, 2019 11:08 PM |
Mother Dorothy, I've been cheating on Kate with dudes. But I swear it will never happen again.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | March 18, 2019 11:56 PM |
Dennis butt-fucked the neighbor's 18 year-old-son Joel, and we're getting a divorce.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | March 20, 2019 3:43 AM |
That hot tub permit will run ya three blow jobs.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | March 20, 2019 4:04 AM |
Come on, Blance. You know I'm only dating your manly roommate to get to you.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | March 20, 2019 5:07 PM |
Guttman. He's circumcised, isn't he?
by Anonymous | reply 193 | March 21, 2019 3:25 AM |
Was a woman murdered in this house with a dildo?
by Anonymous | reply 194 | March 21, 2019 3:34 AM |
Now, I eat Sophia's raw tuna.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | March 21, 2019 5:27 AM |
I'm Jewish because I'm circumcised, Sophia.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | March 21, 2019 4:45 PM |
My name Jose.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | March 21, 2019 10:39 PM |
Not impotent, Rose. Incontinent!
by Anonymous | reply 198 | March 22, 2019 12:28 AM |
Yeah, I know you. You're the bull-dyke with nothing going on in your bedroom.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | March 22, 2019 2:55 AM |
Rose, dear, we all know you're a little slow, but who the fuck wears sweaters in Miami in the summer?
by Anonymous | reply 200 | March 22, 2019 3:48 AM |
I’m not sure what planet you’ve been living on, Stretch, but by any objective standard, Madonna already had a hit movie with Deperately Seeking Susan.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | March 22, 2019 4:06 AM |
Fly to Bermuda with me, Blanche. I'll introduce you to Little Richard!
by Anonymous | reply 202 | March 22, 2019 4:58 PM |
I was nice to you for the prune Danish but after I laid some enormous pipe I don't need to be nice to you anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | March 22, 2019 5:47 PM |
We don't believe in labias.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | March 24, 2019 4:05 AM |
Oh, Dorothy, Rose told me you just got a new pair of shoes. I'd LOVE to see you model them for me, heh heh.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | March 24, 2019 1:27 PM |
Sure... Frank Nitti, Al Capone, Dutch Schultz... I sucked all their cocks.
by Anonymous | reply 206 | April 8, 2019 1:41 AM |
Doug would bend over forwards for Frank Nitti.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | April 9, 2019 12:39 AM |
Stan's a yutz. I married him because he pretended to be rich.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | April 11, 2019 2:24 PM |
If Crissy Metz can be on magazine covers so can I, mama.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | May 5, 2019 11:50 PM |
I only wear minidresses in court. At the bar I wear a pants suit.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | May 9, 2019 1:54 AM |
As a matter of fact I do have a cappuccino maker under my sheets, Rose.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | June 1, 2019 6:05 PM |
One of you is the slutty one, really? Are the men in Miami that desperate?
by Anonymous | reply 212 | June 1, 2019 6:28 PM |
Oh, his diet was great
by Anonymous | reply 213 | June 1, 2019 6:32 PM |
Oh, his diet was wonderful. Chock full of fresh fruits and vegetables. He'd have tea for dessert.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | June 1, 2019 6:33 PM |
I'm Lebanese, Blanche.
by Anonymous | reply 215 | June 1, 2019 10:19 PM |
Vanna White's book was a dull read.
by Anonymous | reply 216 | June 2, 2019 3:18 PM |
Dorothy you're a bitch and Chrissie wasn't
by Anonymous | reply 217 | June 2, 2019 3:54 PM |
Oh yeah? Well at least I do anal!
by Anonymous | reply 218 | June 2, 2019 4:28 PM |
"Enrique Mas" is not his real name. And quite frankly, he should've chosen "Enrique Menos," if you get my drift.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | June 2, 2019 4:56 PM |
^ No wonder Tinymeat played the violin better than he boxed.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | June 3, 2019 12:56 AM |
I'm glad we allowed that antiques dealer onto the membership committee.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | June 3, 2019 12:58 AM |
Mother, can I have more brussels sprouts? Grandma's roommates make them fresh, unlike yours which are frozen.
by Anonymous | reply 222 | June 3, 2019 1:02 AM |
Mrs. Devareaux, was my father cut or uncut?
by Anonymous | reply 223 | June 4, 2019 3:31 AM |
Well if you're so bored during my poetry reading Sophia, maybe you should've stayed home to eat FLOT.
by Anonymous | reply 224 | June 7, 2019 5:34 PM |
Before we get started Blanche, I need Andy to wipe my butt.
by Anonymous | reply 225 | June 8, 2019 4:09 AM |
Nobody wants to do the Hokey Pokey, Sophia. This is a retirement home, not kindergarten.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | June 9, 2019 2:48 AM |
Mama, put your breasts away.
by Anonymous | reply 227 | June 9, 2019 1:52 PM |
Your daughter is actually too old for men her own age, Mrs. Petrillo.
by Anonymous | reply 228 | June 10, 2019 3:12 AM |
Ulysses S. Grant starred in Larceny and Old Lace. Dorothy.
by Anonymous | reply 229 | June 11, 2019 3:31 AM |
Apparently his first wife looks like Fess Parker.
by Anonymous | reply 230 | June 11, 2019 10:35 PM |
Look, one of you bitches is buying a newspaper subscription, alright?
by Anonymous | reply 231 | June 12, 2019 4:45 AM |
Blanche, you couldn’t handle my job if your life depended on it.
by Anonymous | reply 232 | June 14, 2019 7:05 PM |
Rose, I’m really quite fond of scissoring your ladyham.
by Anonymous | reply 233 | June 14, 2019 7:06 PM |
On closer examination and cross-checking with all surviving dental records, despite her insensitive wisecrack it appears that Dorothy is right: the pork chop supposedly left uneaten by Elvis Presley is indeed a fake. It was actually left uneaten by Carl Perkins.
by Anonymous | reply 234 | June 14, 2019 7:12 PM |
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Ma, Nobody wants to see you flash your hoo hoo. Yes, it does stop traffic. That’s because you put a red light in it.
by Anonymous | reply 236 | June 21, 2019 5:24 AM |
I'm Rocco and this is Johnny No-Thumbs. He's here to finger-bang Sophia.
by Anonymous | reply 237 | June 21, 2019 5:51 AM |
Yes, I have been a fruit before: in the 1950s I was a singing, dancing orange in an orange juice commercial. They fired me for Anita Bryant.
by Anonymous | reply 238 | June 21, 2019 3:46 PM |
When there is one road, no one gets lost. There are also really long traffic jams.
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We don’t believe in labels; we believe in labias.
by Anonymous | reply 240 | June 24, 2019 3:35 PM |
Blanche, your desperation is showing.
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by Anonymous | reply 242 | August 25, 2019 2:21 AM |
"I'm Moe Greene!"
by Anonymous | reply 243 | October 16, 2019 1:23 AM |
[Dr. Budd's dinner date]: Who is this woman?
[Dr. Budd]: Just some mug-cradling fibrowarrior.
by Anonymous | reply 244 | April 30, 2020 10:37 PM |
I got a report down at the police station about some lost Preparation H.
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by Anonymous | reply 246 | August 29, 2020 1:15 AM |
Mother, I'm going back to... Christopher!
by Anonymous | reply 247 | June 3, 2021 3:54 AM |