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Face it Dorothy, Blanche and Rose are lesbians.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 21005/08/2019

I may be small, but I got a jumbo shrimp.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 112/16/2018

How did you ladies find out where I live?

by Barbara Thorndykereply 212/16/2018

Dumplin', I loooovved yo fathuh's big dumplin'.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 312/16/2018

Virgin!

by Barbara Thorndykereply 412/16/2018

He taught me how to carve a dildo out of soap.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 512/16/2018

Suck my ha-ha, Dorothy.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 612/16/2018

Actually Dorothy, "Chronic Fatigue Syndrome" is just a polite term that means it really is all in your head.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 712/16/2018

Rose, you may be HIV negative, but you do have Poz Face.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 812/16/2018

No amount of aerobics will help you fat, menopausal bitches.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 912/16/2018

I admire your chest . . . and huge cock!

by Barbara Thorndykereply 1012/16/2018

Sizemeat?

by Barbara Thorndykereply 1112/16/2018

Verificata?

by Barbara Thorndykereply 1212/16/2018

Mrs. Zbornak, you're trying to seduce me.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 1312/16/2018

Actually Ms. Zbornak, I was visiting the glory hole at the adult bookstore.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 1412/16/2018

Why, hello Ms. Dickinson.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 1512/16/2018

POW! [right in Blanche's face]

by Barbara Thorndykereply 1612/17/2018

Who let you all in my apartment? Get out now, or I'll call the police!

by Barbara Thorndykereply 1712/17/2018

Oh, my chest is nothing. I admire your deep manly voice, Dorothy.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 1812/17/2018

Wendell, paisan! We black men need to stick together.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 1912/17/2018

Cut the crap, honky.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 2012/17/2018

I'll git up in the mooorrrnin'.......and still be strokin' mah dong!

by Barbara Thorndykereply 2112/17/2018

Clayton's a HOMO?

by Barbara Thorndykereply 2212/17/2018

Ok I'll be honest. Sarah is my sister AND my wife.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 2312/17/2018

You can shove that maple syrup brown sugar molasses rice krispies log right up your ass, mother!

by Barbara Thorndykereply 2412/17/2018

I want you back Dick Man.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 2512/17/2018

Of course I’m using you to write my articles and take credit for them, you think I’m fucking attracted to you?

by Barbara Thorndykereply 2612/17/2018

You deserve to get AIDS not me, you fucking whore!

by Barbara Thorndykereply 2712/17/2018

Not Lebanese, Blanche. Jordanian.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 2812/18/2018

I'm almost certain sodomy is illegal in Florida and I KNOW that bestiality is!

by Barbara Thorndykereply 2912/18/2018

If I knock up my friend Barbara, does that mean I can stay in America?

by Barbara Thorndykereply 3012/18/2018

Jennifer Lawrence got an A in my class after sleeping with me. Why don't you, Blanche?

by Barbara Thorndykereply 3112/18/2018

r27

Funny because it's true

by Barbara Thorndykereply 3212/18/2018

I'm the okay-est petunia who ever petunia-ed!

by Barbara Thorndykereply 3312/18/2018

Ma, if you're gonna use my dildo, at least replace the batteries.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 3412/18/2018

The cum facial from Miles has done wonders for your complexion!

by Barbara Thorndykereply 3512/18/2018

Rose, with AZT and some of the newest treatments, people are living much longer. You’ll be with us for at least another 3-4 years. Let’s make them the most golden years of our lives!

by Barbara Thorndykereply 3612/18/2018

GUEST CHARACTERS ONLY, YOU DUMB TWATS!

by Barbara Thorndykereply 3712/18/2018

Think how peaceful Lydia looked, R37. Do us a favor and kill yourself so you can join her.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 3812/18/2018

She's manly, lonely and bitter. This must be Dorothy!

by Barbara Thorndykereply 3912/19/2018

They used to let wops live here?

by Barbara Thorndykereply 4012/19/2018

Tonight, Blanche.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 4112/19/2018

And I bend over forwards for him.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 4212/20/2018

Rose, I'm blind because of untreated syphilis!

by Barbara Thorndykereply 4312/20/2018

Dick, you're a billionaire. You have a 7 and 9 year old with your second ex-wife who's 25 years younger than you. Why on earth are you planning to marry Blanche, a woman your own age?

by Barbara Thorndykereply 4412/20/2018

Aunt Blanche, what's so wrong with wanting to be licked?

by Barbara Thorndykereply 4512/20/2018

[to Rose]: I hear you like the Ultra Sensitive, in black. Meet you at Benihana after class?

by Barbara Thorndykereply 4612/20/2018

You left the Lillestrand baby in a hot car just to try and seduce me, Blanche?

by Barbara Thorndykereply 4712/20/2018

Blanche is right, Big Daddy. I'm marrying you for your money.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 4812/28/2018

I don't care that Murray Gutman is Jewish. But I do hate that light blue tuxedo.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 4912/28/2018

Blanche, if you don't want to see me anymore because of the dress, it's a Hate Crime!

by Barbara Thorndykereply 5012/29/2018

OK, I wasn't the Cheese Man's accountant. I was his butt lover.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 5112/29/2018

No amount of Chanel No. 5 or love potions could help you, Dorothy.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 5212/30/2018

Rose--Kiss my grits!!

by Barbara Thorndykereply 5312/30/2018

And Bert Convy lets me blow him next to the dumpster behind my supermarket.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 5412/30/2018

That right. Those aren't noses. Now tell me ladies, are they cut or uncut?

by Barbara Thorndykereply 5512/30/2018

I have a magnificent pair of gonads to show you, Mrs. Petrillo.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 5612/31/2018

Tell ya what, Zbornak. You let Kevin play, and I'll let you blow me on Saturday night.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 5712/31/2018

Which one of you sluts wants to blow me first?

by Barbara Thorndykereply 5812/31/2018

Blanche, tonight I think I'll just jack off.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 5912/31/2018

Fuck you bitches , I would have been the Perfect replacement for Dorothy.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 6012/31/2018

Dorothy , if I had known your Wedding dress Would be so ugly, you could have remarried Stan.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 6112/31/2018

You remind me of my mother, Blanche. That's why I'm so physically attracted to you.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 6201/01/2019

I'm into Mommy-Son biotics, myself.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 6301/01/2019

Rose, I’m so turned on by how much you love Miami Vice. Lets fuck.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 6401/01/2019

Eh, Carbone. Your girlfriend blew me.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 6501/01/2019

Black? Benjamin wasn’t black. He was from New Jersey. I went to the senior prom with a yankee!

by Barbara Thorndykereply 6601/01/2019

Calm down lady! You just get out of prison? If so...meet me out back in five minutes.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 6701/03/2019

Fellas, follow my lead and we’re bound to get lucky.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 6801/03/2019

I think Barbara likes...the ladies, if you get my meaning.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 6901/03/2019

Blanche, I need to get home so I can go to the bathroom. I can't do it anywhere else.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 7001/04/2019

Crying is for ugly women. Pretty women go whoring

by Barbara Thorndykereply 7101/04/2019

People waste their time pondering whether the glass is half empty or half full. Me, I just hope I can fill it up enough not to go back to the urologist

by Barbara Thorndykereply 7201/04/2019

Well no one ever believes me when I tell the truth. I guess it's the curse of every devastatingly beautiful woman or Patsy Ramsey.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 7301/04/2019

Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad, and still want to suck dick

by Barbara Thorndykereply 7401/04/2019

Face it, Dorothy. Blanch and Rose are Jehovah Witnesses.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 7501/04/2019

She...she's... She's dead.

- The INS officer, crouched on the floor beside Dorothy after Mario grabbed his gun and blew off Mrs. Zbornak's head for getting him deported.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 7601/04/2019

That explains the urge I sometimes have to shit on your head.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 7701/04/2019

Mmm-mm! That prune danish really did do the trick. Thank you so much, Rose dear.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 7801/04/2019

Actually Cindy Lou, I sell "black tar," if you know what I mean.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 7901/05/2019

Jealousy is a very ugly thing, Dorothy and so are you, ugly, very ugly

by Barbara Thorndykereply 8001/05/2019

Why don't I just wear a sign that says, "In NYC I'm legally a man"

by Barbara Thorndykereply 8101/05/2019

Forgive me Rose, I haven't had sex in 15 years and my vadge is all crusted over

by Barbara Thorndykereply 8201/05/2019

Blanche I just got AIDS just listening to one of your stories

by Barbara Thorndykereply 8301/05/2019

Dorothy was Sophia naked just now, because I'm blind

by Barbara Thorndykereply 8401/05/2019

Jean is a nice person. She happens to like girls instead of guys. Some people like cats instead of dogs. Frankly, I’d rather live with a lesbian than a cat. Unless that lesbian is Meredith Baxter-Birney. That's a crazy bitch

by Barbara Thorndykereply 8501/05/2019

I’m not letting you wrinkled old crackers mind my restaurant on Christmas!

by Barbara Thorndykereply 8601/05/2019

I slept with my two brothers until I was seventeen. I was engaged to one for a very short period of time, but now they do gay porn in former Eastern block countries

by Barbara Thorndykereply 8701/05/2019

Face it Dorothy, Blanche and Rose are African Americans.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 8801/05/2019

GUEST CHARACTERS ONLY, YOU DUMB TWAT!

by Barbara Thorndykereply 8901/05/2019

I’m Gay! Yay!

by Barbara Thorndykereply 9001/05/2019

Grandma I made a new best friend! Her name's Jon Benet. We met at the Little Miss Miami pageant. She taught me how to dance like a stripper.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 9101/05/2019

r89

Mr Kot-TAIR, the ROO-elz, the ROO-elz, Vinny isn't following the ROO-elz

by Barbara Thorndykereply 9201/06/2019

I’m Yyvonne and this is shit!

by Barbara Thorndykereply 9301/06/2019

When I'm around, people get Munchausen by Proxy and die.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 9401/06/2019

Doug bends over backwards so I can swallow his entire 8" cock.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 9501/06/2019

I’m not marrying you, you fucking dumb goy!

by Barbara Thorndykereply 9601/06/2019

Alright ladies, whose cunt do I lick first?

by Barbara Thorndykereply 9701/06/2019

No, Rose stay in bed, I didn't mean actual scissors...

by Barbara Thorndykereply 9801/06/2019

Why didn't any of you bitches come pick me up from the airport?

by Barbara Thorndykereply 9901/06/2019

No one else can satisfy my baby Gerald's sexual needs the way I can.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 10001/06/2019

Dear Blanche, you would've been a great addition to my harem of sister wives in Utah.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 10101/07/2019

Those are the transgender non binaries from Phil's poker game.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 10201/07/2019

Ha! Good one.

"Come on Rose, don't be such a prude."

by Barbara Thorndykereply 10301/08/2019

I always pre-lube

by Barbara Thorndykereply 10401/08/2019

You can just kiss my ASS.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 10501/08/2019

I'll rip your God damned kidney out of you, myself then!

by Barbara Thorndykereply 10601/09/2019

They had me on the front lines!

by Barbara Thorndykereply 10701/10/2019

This is a little embarrassing but...could you tell Blanche that "Loverboy" has herpes, and she should get tested? I can fill a Valtrex script for her if she needs it.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 10801/10/2019

Can't we just hang out here tonight, Sophia? I don't want to be seen on a date with a woman your age.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 10901/10/2019

We had sex last night? I don't remember. In fact, who are you?

by Barbara Thorndykereply 11001/11/2019

Sophia, do you like eating pussy better or rimming?

by Barbara Thorndykereply 11101/11/2019

Actually Blanche, I know you have a big behind because my hands were on it the other night, remember?

by Barbara Thorndykereply 11201/11/2019

Whore: Attica's a men's prison.

Dorothy: I know, but between us gals, I still had my cock at the time.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 11301/11/2019

^ GUEST CHARACTERS ONLY YOU DUMB TWAT!

by Barbara Thorndykereply 11401/11/2019

Of course I'll emcee at your charity event! I'd cut the ribbon at the opening of a phone booth.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 11501/12/2019

Sophia: I...love you.

Tony DelVecchio: I’M GAY.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 11601/12/2019

You managed to save the fortune Daddy earned over the years? I'm proud of you, Mother!

by Barbara Thorndykereply 11701/12/2019

Actually, I WOULDN'T go out with a grandmother. I just gave Blanche the "I can't trust you" excuse to avoid any drama.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 11801/12/2019

R118 I know that was so fucking annoying - he was so full of shit with that. I was never sure if the we were supposed to see through that or the writers were really being sincere with that bullshit line.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 11901/12/2019

^ I'm sure the writers were sincere. It's just not true to life.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 12001/12/2019

Blanche: A...a SPERM BANK!

Other 3: YUMMMMMMM!!!

by Barbara Thorndykereply 12101/13/2019

^ GUEST CHARACTERS ONLY YOU DUMB TWAT!

by Barbara Thorndykereply 12201/13/2019

Hey babe, wanna set my parking brake?

by Barbara Thorndykereply 12301/13/2019

KIERSTEN: Oh mother! How could you manage to squander a fortune that Daddy spent his lifetime earning?

ROSE: Cocaine is a hell of a drug!

by Barbara Thorndykereply 12401/13/2019

^ GUEST CHARACTERS ONLY YOU DUMB TWAT!

by Barbara Thorndykereply 12501/13/2019

Do you find my robotic monotone convincing as a Scandinavian accent?

by Barbara Thorndykereply 12601/13/2019

Can I grab your pussy, lady?

by Barbara Thorndykereply 12701/14/2019

Ladies, keep the lottery ticket. These bums will just blow it on booze and drugs. Go buy yourselves something nice from Niemen Marcus.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 12801/14/2019

Blanche, if you don't want to date me because I'm in a wheelchair, it's a hate crime.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 12901/14/2019

It's a shame I can't be with my family on Christmas Eve either. But they're all locked up in San Quentin.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 13001/14/2019

Blanche, I said 'Maybe some other time', because it's like throwing a hot dog down the hallway and I'm talking about your asshole.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 13101/15/2019

I'm hoping it's Mr. I already have that box checked off on this form.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 13201/15/2019

Cheapskates.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 13301/15/2019

Kiss my lips Rose, you're adopted so it's not incest

by Barbara Thorndykereply 13401/15/2019

Ok, so you caught me. I *am* fucking your boyfriend. And this woman was part of our afternoon threesome.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 13501/15/2019

Dorothy (catches Sophia in bed with Max): MA!!! What is going on here?

Sophia: Afterglow. And by afterglow, I mean he just fucked me up the ass.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 13601/15/2019

This thread is actually a test of reading comprehension.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 13701/15/2019

GUEST CHARACTERS ONLY YOU.... AWWW FORGET IT!

by Barbara Thorndykereply 13801/15/2019

You just can't handle rough trade, Blanche.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 13902/09/2019

If you say something smart, I'll fuck you senseless.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 14002/09/2019

Excuse me. My boyfriend Norman is waiting in bed. Not to mention, a dashing young Moroccan.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 14102/09/2019

Of course I knew Frank Nitti. We were butt lovers.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 14202/09/2019

I'm charging her $100 an hour for my time.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 14302/10/2019

Rose likes it when I keep the mask on. [wink, wink]

by Barbara Thorndykereply 14402/22/2019

Okay, Rose. I'll sign your petition. Thanks for the prune danish. I haven't shit this well in 25 years.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 14502/22/2019

Thanks for the watch, Rose. I'll treasure it always.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 14602/28/2019

Actually, Rose, that’s an excellent question. Insightful even.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 14702/28/2019

Gee, Rose. I'm sorry I fondled you. I'll try to be more careful next time.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 14803/01/2019

Actually, they called me "Skipper" because I was the football captain's little buddy.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 14903/01/2019

There's Alice Feinbaum. Look at her, green with envy. Eat my ass out, Feinbaum!

by Barbara Thorndykereply 15003/01/2019

He may be a skinny white boy mama, but he got a big fat dick.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 15103/01/2019

Dorothy (opening page in calendar): Woah!

Blanche: September?

Dorothy: I'm surprised you weren't shitting blood all through October!

by Barbara Thorndykereply 15203/02/2019

^ GUEST CHARACTERS ONLY YOU DUMB TWAT!

by Barbara Thorndykereply 15303/02/2019

Sophia, there aren’t going to be any more birthdays. I’m finna Facebook Live my suicide, and I want you to man the tripod.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 15403/02/2019

Well excuse me for living, Phyllis Schlafly!

by Barbara Thorndykereply 15503/02/2019

Now look here, Dyke! I have a hundred cheesepuffs and a sensitive assistant both on the verge of collapse...

by Barbara Thorndykereply 15603/03/2019

Kill Gonzalez!

by Barbara Thorndykereply 15703/03/2019

Black man, black man!

by Barbara Thorndykereply 15803/03/2019

Stop poking me with that stick!

by Barbara Thorndykereply 15903/03/2019

Yes, Celia Rubinstein loved a good fuck ...

by Barbara Thorndykereply 16003/04/2019

Must you be so cheerful, you empty headed knockoff of what was already a knockoff of Song Of the South to begin with?

by Barbara Thorndykereply 16103/04/2019

Young lady, this isn't the Copacabana. Only my nephew Jerry Kennedy is allowed to entertain. That is if I can him away from my cunt of a twin sister.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 16203/04/2019

Save it, Sister Sappho.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 16303/04/2019

John Forsythe? How are you seeing John Forsythe naked in a pool of honey, you repressed heathen?

by Barbara Thorndykereply 16403/04/2019

Dorothy, you have the most beautiful eyes ... and a dollar in your g-string!

by Barbara Thorndykereply 16503/04/2019

Fire doesn’t scare me. It doesn’t scare me at all. I’m ready for this.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 16603/04/2019

And I said to her, if there's anything I hate more than cheesecake, it's goddamned wicker and rattan, rattan and wicker.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 16703/04/2019

Actually, I'm here to see what your daughter will do for $8 an hour.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 16803/08/2019

I get to push the plunger because I’ve only got a couple weeks to live!

by Barbara Thorndykereply 16903/08/2019

Did you know that I was the original inspiration for Ralph Malph on [italic]Happy Days[/italic]?

by Barbara Thorndykereply 17003/08/2019

Okay, Rose, I won't spoil [italic]The Nun's Story[/italic] for you since you haven't seen it.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 17103/08/2019

Why is this thread greyed out??

by Barbara Thorndykereply 17203/08/2019

Well since you think I'm obsessed with you anyway, do ya wanna, Mrs. Devareaux?

by Barbara Thorndykereply 17303/09/2019

As a matter of fact I do get a lot of kidding about my name so don't start with me, Stretch.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 17403/10/2019

Geez lady, did you just get diagnosed with the clap or something?

by Barbara Thorndykereply 17503/10/2019

Nurse DeFarge once welcomed me to Marathon.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 17603/13/2019

Hath not a Cuban sizemeat?

Hath not a Cuban hole?

If you demand verificata, do we not laugh?

If you present yours, do we not swole?

by Barbara Thorndykereply 17703/13/2019

So you just used my granddaughter to land a man. Why couldn’t you get me one, too?

by Barbara Thorndykereply 17803/13/2019

He hasn't been able to meet up with his special friend because of the boil on his butt.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 17903/13/2019

Dorothy, your singing fucking sucks! Beat it before we punch you in the nuts!

by Barbara Thorndykereply 18003/13/2019

You'll be missing out on some tasty man meat then, Dottie.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 18103/14/2019

Actually, my memory's just fine. I was just sick of hanging around that dwarf bitch.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 18203/14/2019

Fashion conscious neighborhood? That's rich coming from a woman who wears bulky layers and moccasins in Miami.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 18303/15/2019

It would be age discrimination to assume none of the men here would pay money to sleep with any of you old bags, so we have to arrest you too.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 18403/16/2019

Rose, let's talk about you now.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 18503/16/2019

Dorothy, this tea tastes oddly like the cyst next to your mother’s anus.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 18603/16/2019

Could I stop by once in awhile for a home cooked meal and some hot elderpuss, Blanche?

by Barbara Thorndykereply 18703/16/2019

Here's my new book, "Monkey Butt."

by Barbara Thorndykereply 18803/18/2019

Mother Dorothy, I've been cheating on Kate with dudes. But I swear it will never happen again.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 18903/18/2019

Dennis butt-fucked the neighbor's 18 year-old-son Joel, and we're getting a divorce.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 19003/19/2019

That hot tub permit will run ya three blow jobs.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 19103/19/2019

Come on, Blance. You know I'm only dating your manly roommate to get to you.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 19203/20/2019

Guttman. He's circumcised, isn't he?

by Barbara Thorndykereply 19303/20/2019

Was a woman murdered in this house with a dildo?

by Barbara Thorndykereply 19403/20/2019

Now, I eat Sophia's raw tuna.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 19503/20/2019

I'm Jewish because I'm circumcised, Sophia.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 19603/21/2019

My name Jose.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 19703/21/2019

Not impotent, Rose. Incontinent!

by Barbara Thorndykereply 19803/21/2019

Yeah, I know you. You're the bull-dyke with nothing going on in your bedroom.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 19903/21/2019

Rose, dear, we all know you're a little slow, but who the fuck wears sweaters in Miami in the summer?

by Barbara Thorndykereply 20003/21/2019

I’m not sure what planet you’ve been living on, Stretch, but by any objective standard, Madonna already had a hit movie with Deperately Seeking Susan.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 20103/21/2019

Fly to Bermuda with me, Blanche. I'll introduce you to Little Richard!

by Barbara Thorndykereply 20203/22/2019

I was nice to you for the prune Danish but after I laid some enormous pipe I don't need to be nice to you anymore.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 20303/22/2019

We don't believe in labias.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 20403/23/2019

Oh, Dorothy, Rose told me you just got a new pair of shoes. I'd LOVE to see you model them for me, heh heh.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 20503/24/2019

Sure... Frank Nitti, Al Capone, Dutch Schultz... I sucked all their cocks.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 20604/07/2019

Doug would bend over forwards for Frank Nitti.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 20704/08/2019

Stan's a yutz. I married him because he pretended to be rich.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 20804/11/2019

If Crissy Metz can be on magazine covers so can I, mama.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 20905/05/2019

I only wear minidresses in court. At the bar I wear a pants suit.

by Barbara Thorndykereply 21005/08/2019
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