I’m the working title ‘Grand Fame Guignol’
Let’s be the script for a psycho-biddy starring Madge
by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 14, 2018 5:34 PM |
I’m the shocking discovery of a male dancer’s corpse completely drained of blood.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 13, 2018 10:46 PM |
I’m the Sarah Paulson-type in supporting
by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 13, 2018 11:14 PM |
I'm the industrial amount of vaseline used for shooting close-ups of the leading actresses.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 13, 2018 11:16 PM |
She was BORN to play Baby Jane.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 13, 2018 11:17 PM |
I’m the child adopted from a developing country who’s dressed like a mini clone of the protagonist, who shows me off like I’m her exotic pet.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 13, 2018 11:20 PM |
I’m the revelatory third act that delivers on emotion.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 13, 2018 11:27 PM |
I’m the daily beauty regime montage backed with tragic-sounding music. The highlight is Madge hanging upside-down on a trapeze while doing Kegel exercises to keep her uterus from falling out.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 13, 2018 11:34 PM |
I'm Sandra Bernhard holding my nose in a supporting roll for scale, hoping this will turn my movie career around!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 13, 2018 11:35 PM |
Or role.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 13, 2018 11:35 PM |
I’m the surprising visit from an old friend who’s dying.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 13, 2018 11:43 PM |
I’m the complete breakdown in a restroom at an industry event (scene used in nominations montage)
by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 13, 2018 11:57 PM |
I’m the giant silver platter that’s opened with a flourish to reveal a strange-looking pork roast in the climatic dinner party scene. Missing from the affair: the long-lost niece who tried to ingratiate herself to Auntie in hopes of inheriting her estate.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 14, 2018 12:06 AM |
I’m Cyndi Lauper stunt cast to play Madge’s best frenemy.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 14, 2018 12:29 AM |
I’m the Egyptian-themed comeback tour that is revealed to happen every ten years like clockwork during the Winter Solstice. I must NEVER be delayed, postponed, or cancelled. There are also Egyptian furnishings and objets d’arte throughout Madge’s palacial residence, and she never removes that scarab pendant hanging on her neck.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 14, 2018 1:24 AM |
I’m the surprising lack of a musical number.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 14, 2018 12:05 PM |
Im the twee English interlude, scripted by James ivory.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 14, 2018 1:15 PM |
I am the part of a maid to be cast with a Patricia Hitchcock type.
I will occasionally say things like, "Oh, don't mind when Ma'am has one of her moments and starts speaking in an English accent for a few years. That's just her way."
by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 14, 2018 1:21 PM |
I am the stock footage from Evita being played ever faster on a constant loop.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 14, 2018 1:31 PM |
I’m the charming digital consultant with a dark secret of his own.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 14, 2018 1:52 PM |
I'm the plot point that hinges on a DL thread.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 14, 2018 2:03 PM |
I am Bette Midler being offered the role of the slatternly old agent.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 14, 2018 5:04 PM |
I’m the full length mirror reflecting a skeletal wraith, in an old lace tank top and leggings, grinning and slowly gyrating to a 40 year-old pop hit while tears stream down her cheeks.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 14, 2018 5:32 PM |
We're the playpen and the La Perla diapers.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 14, 2018 5:34 PM |