Let’s play Dicken’s A Christmas Carol

depraed life

depraved life

I am man’s ignorance and want.

I’m the fourth ghost. Everybody forgets me.

I'm Marley, suffering not because I did so much bad, but because I was deprived of the power to do good.

I'm the housekeeper and the cook that steal all the good stuff off dead Scrooge.

I'm the Ghost of Christmas Present with a bright shiny toaster!

I'm reprehensible

I’m Bob Cratchit working for the man.

I'm Tiny Tim. I'm not really lame. I just use the cane because I'm lazy and want attention.

I’m the goose. What about me?

I'm Jason, the saucy, naughty Ghost of Christmas "Fun"!

He’s depraved on account he’s deprived.

I'm the insect on the leaf pronouncing on the too much life among his hungry brothers in the dust.

[quote]Let’s play Dicken’s A Christmas Carol

Oh, DEAR.

I'm the Christmas pudding at the Cratchits' dinner that seems rather small for a large family, though any Cratchit would blush to hint at such a thing.

I am the freezing counting house. Bob Cratchit can barely move his fingers, as Scrooge will not burn the coal.

I'm the coal scuttle. I'm lonely sitting here all alone and unused.

I’m the cheerful urchin sent to purchase a goose. If nobody’s watching I’ll pocket the gold sovereign and buy gin with it.

I'm the poulterer in the next street but one at the corner, and I'll box your ears boy if this is a Christmas jape!

I'm the Artful Dodger. When that cheerful urchin rounds the corner, that money is mine. When the kid doesn't come back it sends Scrooge into a downward spiral. Holiday highs are a thing of the past.

I'm one of the thieves who come to rob Scrooge's house. Ooh, lovely curtains... (They always gave me a serious case of the creeps.)

[quote]I'm Tiny Tim. I'm not really lame. I just use the cane because I'm lazy and want attention.

I'm played for you this evening by Alex, the adowabwy speech-impedimented irritant from those Shriner's commercials.

I big old faggy Mr Fezziwig. I know how to par-tee!

I faggy Mr Fezziwig. I know how to part-tee!

I’m the crutch.

We're the Crachits, looking forward to eating that beautiful turkey Mr. Scrooge bought for us when it finishes cooking tomorrow night.

I'm William, I apprenticed with Ebenezer at Fezziwigs ---- I used to pleasure Ebby orally on the weekends when Belle would give him the brush off... And...... Truth be told, I also had to bugger old Fezzi if I wanted time off....

I'm Fan, Scrooge's sister. My real name is Fanny, but in Britain, that is a slang word for the female genitalia, so I just go by Fan.

I’m the warm, sticky, figgy pudding.

I’m the fingerless gloves the freezing clerks used to try to maintain a grip on the quill pen. My big moment will come in 1982.

I am the child locked up in the debtor’s prison frightened, miserable and dying from the system of greed.

I am Mary Lou Retton playing Tiny Tim!

I'm a Republican, loving the idea of debtor's prisons and workhouses! Let's bring those back!

I'm noted author, Charles Dicken.

I am the reaper beckoning Scrooge to his awful eternal existence in hell.

I am the old hag cackling about bedcurtains.

I am the tattered, dirty sling holding Marley’s death mouth closed.

And I'm the tattered dirty sling in Scrooges basement...

I’m nephew Fred. Always with a smile and a kind word for my fellow man. I want to be kind to Uncle because I know how much my dear Mother loved him.

I'm the idiot OP who doesn't know how to make a possessive out of Charles Dickens! And I'm too dumb to care!

I'm Scrooge, posting as r41!

I'm Mary Cratchit and wonder which neighbor keeps sending us anonymous boxes of rolled up balloons.

R41 The possessive form of Dickens is correct.

r44 is too stupid to live.

His last name is Dickens, not Dicken, R44. Educate yourself, friend.

Got it sorry would it be Dickens’

I’ll be the dumb apostrophe that doesn’t know what to do when a word ends in s.