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Imagine a slanging match or catfight between Melania Trump and Karen Pence in the White House ....

How do you think it would play out and who do you think would come out on top and win?

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by Anonymousreply 23December 15, 2018 1:32 AM

Too early for this.

by Anonymousreply 1December 13, 2018 2:40 PM

Karen Pence would sit on top of Melania and forcefeed hotdish casserole into her mouth.

by Anonymousreply 2December 13, 2018 2:41 PM

What makes you say that r1 ??

by Anonymousreply 3December 13, 2018 2:41 PM

Melania would use her KGB training and win.

by Anonymousreply 4December 13, 2018 3:23 PM

I imagine Madame Pence would win hands down. Those fake Christians can get really mean when they're riled. I can just hear Melancholia screaming "NOT THE FACE, NOT THE FACE, DON'T HIT ME IN THE FACE!!".

by Anonymousreply 5December 13, 2018 5:37 PM

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by Anonymousreply 6December 13, 2018 7:23 PM

Frump vs. Cum Dump

by Anonymousreply 7December 13, 2018 7:28 PM

All Karen has to do is snatch that wig over her eyes and kick her in the gunt. Fight over.

by Anonymousreply 8December 13, 2018 7:39 PM

I think mother Pence would win. Look at her, she's built like a high school football lineman. She'd have Melanie on the ground in no time.

by Anonymousreply 9December 13, 2018 8:21 PM

What the hell is slanging?

by Anonymousreply 10December 13, 2018 8:23 PM

r10 a slanging match is a phrase commonly used in Britain.It basically means a very heated face to face angry argument usually involving lots of personal insults and comebacks.

by Anonymousreply 11December 14, 2018 2:03 PM

It would be like that bitch fight near the end of the movie The Turning Point, and it'll end in a draw.

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by Anonymousreply 12December 14, 2018 2:07 PM

Melania would be sent running away in tears.

by Anonymousreply 13December 14, 2018 3:23 PM

Is pussy-grabbing legal in female MMA?

by Anonymousreply 14December 14, 2018 3:26 PM

r13 I would have thought Melanias height would give her an advantage?

by Anonymousreply 15December 14, 2018 4:42 PM

Mother would fling a cradled mug full of boiling pumpkin-spice coffee into her plastic mug.

by Anonymousreply 16December 14, 2018 4:44 PM

The word on the street is that Pence once put his wee-wee in her.

by Anonymousreply 17December 14, 2018 4:48 PM

Naughty !! r17

by Anonymousreply 18December 14, 2018 5:03 PM

I just hope it ends like Gladiator

by Anonymousreply 19December 14, 2018 5:20 PM

Bloody and sweaty r19 ?

by Anonymousreply 20December 14, 2018 5:29 PM

Karen, dear, your dirty pillows don't get tied down under your cumberbund -- that's actually your waist. Your bust goes in the top section of the dress. They make a special area just for that! Use it, please, dear!

How can a woman with a gay husband hanging from her apron strings still have so many problems getting dressed?

by Anonymousreply 21December 14, 2018 6:09 PM

Karen, dear, your dirty pillows don't get tied down under your cumberbund -- that's actually your waist. Your bust goes in the top section of the dress. They make a special area just for that! Use it, please, dear!

How can a woman with a gay husband hanging from her apron strings still have so many problems getting dressed? She's like having Ralph Wiggum married to the Vice President.

by Anonymousreply 22December 14, 2018 6:11 PM

OOOH I like it r6 !!

by Anonymousreply 23December 15, 2018 1:32 AM
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