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Anyone need a gay life coach?

Matty is available and full of wisdom.

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by Anonymousreply 59December 19, 2018 8:28 PM

Do all 'Life Coaches' suicide eventually? Or only a large proportion? What was the name of the last gay one who did that we discussed?

by Anonymousreply 1December 13, 2018 7:08 AM

My first question would be what is the recipe for the cookies he’s sniffing ;).

by Anonymousreply 2December 13, 2018 7:10 AM

Teeth: "Made In America".

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by Anonymousreply 3December 13, 2018 7:15 AM

Personally, in these situations, I always go straight to the hilarious tongue sticking out photos.

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by Anonymousreply 4December 13, 2018 7:18 AM

He’s hot but what qualifies him to be a life coach?

by Anonymousreply 5December 13, 2018 7:23 AM

He's the funnest gay Instagram I've seen in a long time.

I wonder how OP found him.

The hilarious "goggle-eyed" pic. They ALWAYS have them.

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by Anonymousreply 6December 13, 2018 7:25 AM

Why would we need a life coach when there is always Davey Wavey to make us throw up?

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by Anonymousreply 7December 13, 2018 7:49 AM

I think he’s a bottom

by Anonymousreply 8December 13, 2018 8:00 AM

my last boss took some HR class in “life coaching,” then announced at one of our staff meetings that he was available if any of us needed some life coaching.

by Anonymousreply 9December 13, 2018 8:24 AM

These men are NOT homosexuals.

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by Anonymousreply 10December 13, 2018 8:30 AM

Do any of you round here have one of these headbands? BE HONEST!

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by Anonymousreply 11December 13, 2018 8:31 AM

r11 i’m partial to the yamaka in the background

by Anonymousreply 12December 13, 2018 9:02 AM

To shirt or not to shirt, that is the question.

by Anonymousreply 13December 13, 2018 9:30 AM

Teeth. Teeth. Teeth and teeth.

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by Anonymousreply 14December 13, 2018 9:43 AM

Those who can’t...

by Anonymousreply 15December 13, 2018 10:18 AM

I had a friend who was my gay life coach. He taught me things like how to stand in a bar, sex terminology, what to pack in my trick bag, how to properly iron a shirt, which is the best lube and why, how to properly douche, etc. And he does have perfectly white teeth, which I find to be a turn off. My personal belief is that everyone who calls themselves a "life coach" has a dark side that they hide behind with layers of smiles.

by Anonymousreply 16December 13, 2018 10:22 AM

He'd spend 24 hrs with me and experience my life and turn into Frieda Claxton.

by Anonymousreply 17December 13, 2018 10:39 AM

Life coach. How did we come to this? And is this strictly an American thing?

by Anonymousreply 18December 13, 2018 10:44 AM

Everyone I've met who styled herself as a "life coach" was colossally fucked up.

by Anonymousreply 19December 13, 2018 10:46 AM

How can anyone in his 20s be a life coach?

by Anonymousreply 20December 13, 2018 10:48 AM

That's a suicide waiting to happen.

by Anonymousreply 21December 13, 2018 11:01 AM

[quote] My personal belief is that everyone who calls themselves a "life coach" has a dark side that they hide behind with layers of smiles.

and, oh my God - The Healers!

If someone tells you they're a healer - RUN!

by Anonymousreply 22December 13, 2018 11:05 AM

[quote]My personal belief is that everyone who calls themselves a "life coach" has a dark side that they hide behind with layers of smiles.

Thanks for putting us into this guy, OP. I, for one, be eternally grateful:

[quote]mattyates.ig🛣Transitions are the necessary growing pains of life. <<—[bold] I swear I have had to remind myself this at least 100 times every single day since making the leap from WV/DC to Cali.[/bold]

[quote]The biggest lesson these past two weeks have taught me is that I’m NOT in this alone and my unwavering support system is what allows me to continue propelling forward while feeling (at least somewhat) grounded in the most uncertain of times. I would mot exist without these beautiful human beings in my life. I would not be who I am without my friends that have stuck by my side since day #1 and never turned their back on me. My sister recently shared some pictures from her wedding, and they legitimately brought me to tears. Mind you, I started crying while FaceTiming her, sitting in front of the Starbucks on Sunset Blvd, and accidentally spilled the bowl of salad I was eating ALL OVER MYSELF—100% true story—everyone in the vicinity thought I was nuts 🤣).So thank you family. Thank you friends. Thank you to each and every one of you who have supported and encouraged me to take the risk I knew I needed to take to start building something new, somewhere new. I love each and every one of you from the bottom of my heart and can never repay you for the impact you have made on me and my life. ❤️❤️ #grateful #mysupportsystem #familygoals

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by Anonymousreply 23December 13, 2018 11:09 AM

[quote]He taught me things like how to stand in a bar, sex terminology, what to pack in my trick bag, how to properly iron a shirt, which is the best lube and why, how to properly douche, etc.

Wow. Are you a CEO yet?

by Anonymousreply 24December 13, 2018 12:37 PM

[quote] everyone who calls themselves a "life coach" has a dark side that they hide behind with layers of smiles...

Actually r16, everyone has a dark side... everyone!

by Anonymousreply 25December 13, 2018 12:51 PM

The guy in this pic with him is the picture of perfection... WOW.

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by Anonymousreply 26December 13, 2018 1:31 PM

Anyone can be a "life coach". Anyone. Any loser. People who chose to do this scam are the biggest losers on the planet except for the losers who pay for this "service".

by Anonymousreply 27December 13, 2018 1:38 PM

Verificatia of sizemeat?

by Anonymousreply 28December 13, 2018 5:06 PM

Life coaching is being a therapist without a license.

by Anonymousreply 29December 13, 2018 6:26 PM

He’s single?

by Anonymousreply 30December 14, 2018 9:19 AM

some people just do not know how to live. i'm all for life coaches.

by Anonymousreply 31December 14, 2018 1:08 PM

Yes, R 31, some people do deserve to have a scammer with absolutely NO training/qualifications take their money while telling them "how to live".

by Anonymousreply 32December 14, 2018 1:13 PM

I wonder if he'll travel to BFE?

by Anonymousreply 33December 14, 2018 1:16 PM

[quote] yamaka

Oh, dear...

by Anonymousreply 34December 14, 2018 1:17 PM

GAY FACE!!!!

by Anonymousreply 35December 14, 2018 1:22 PM

The only person I know who hired one was this insufferable, unpleasant acquaintance/colleague of my partner's. Once she was done with her "improvement" she became an even more unpleasant, abrasive cunt to the point where my partner unfriended her.

by Anonymousreply 36December 14, 2018 1:25 PM

I always assumed you became a life coach because you couldn't make it as a massage therapist.

by Anonymousreply 37December 14, 2018 1:47 PM

He is distractingly handsome, how do any of his clients focus?

by Anonymousreply 38December 14, 2018 1:59 PM

What does one need help with, that they consult a life coach?

by Anonymousreply 39December 14, 2018 2:16 PM

His instastories wow lol

by Anonymousreply 40December 14, 2018 8:05 PM

Some random guy called him out on instagram and the bitch made a huge deal about it lol

by Anonymousreply 41December 19, 2018 4:44 AM

Would he coach me to drink less coffee so I could have white teeth like him?

by Anonymousreply 42December 19, 2018 4:50 AM

Once I get a gay life, then I will talk to you about a coach

by Anonymousreply 43December 19, 2018 4:53 AM

The epistle at R23 was written late at night while this fella was drunk and on some type stimulant, most likely coke.

by Anonymousreply 44December 19, 2018 4:59 AM

Former School of Rock actor Brian Falduto is also a gay life coach

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by Anonymousreply 45December 19, 2018 5:24 AM

He's so good looking I'm sure a lot of people pay him money just to sit across from him and gaze on his lovely face.

by Anonymousreply 46December 19, 2018 5:30 AM

r41 Which link?

by Anonymousreply 47December 19, 2018 5:35 AM

[quote]r39 What does one need help with, that they consult a life coach?

Ask him, then report back?

On his instagram page, you can schedule a free phone session.

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by Anonymousreply 48December 19, 2018 5:40 AM

r47 check the comments

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by Anonymousreply 49December 19, 2018 6:07 AM

r49 i appreciate the questioner tying this guy up with lengthy responses - like those youtubers who call up indian scammers and keep them on the phone as long as possible. i sometimes like to listen to them as background noise at work.

by Anonymousreply 50December 19, 2018 9:04 AM

R50, you like those YouTubers too? This British guy is my absolute favorite, he often puts on the persona of a hapless American redneck to mess with the scammers:

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by Anonymousreply 51December 19, 2018 9:16 AM

The teeth are one thing. The bad hair implants is quite another.

by Anonymousreply 52December 19, 2018 9:20 AM

I've heard that working with a "life coach" may be lead you to join Landmark Forum. The breeding ground for new "life coaches".

by Anonymousreply 53December 19, 2018 9:38 AM

We’ve seen the teeth where are the hole and pole pics?

by Anonymousreply 54December 19, 2018 10:01 AM

[quote]The teeth are one thing. The bad hair implants is quite another.

And the clip-on suspenders.

by Anonymousreply 55December 19, 2018 10:54 AM

#blessed

by Anonymousreply 56December 19, 2018 11:03 AM

I don't need a life coach, I need a home organizer who will let me keep 90% of my things.

by Anonymousreply 57December 19, 2018 11:25 AM

Has he killed himself yet?

by Anonymousreply 58December 19, 2018 12:27 PM

Barrett Pall's a life coach too?

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by Anonymousreply 59December 19, 2018 8:28 PM
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