Kid Accidentally Brings Blow-Up Sex Doll to School Nativity

Adorable. Love the tea towel.

What the fuck.

I’m sure I’m the only person in the world who finds this sad rather than funny.

The rest of the world has male and female sex dolls. Scotland has sheep ones. Well how do you think all those Scottish lads lose their virginity to? Those Shetland wool sheep make great first girlfriends for them.

We have sheep dolls in the US too, buddy. We have had since at least the 1990s, when I saw multiple at various parties. Always as a joke, but they were functional.

Now that I look at the picture, it looks exactly like the ones I remember from my college days in the 1990s. I think one was called The Loving Lamb?

Anyway, when I was looking for some Halloween decorations, a enormous severed gory penis prosthetic showed up in my search results on Amazon for no reason, and had a completely incorrect description about it being a skeleton ornament. I can see where this lady bought it and without paying much attention thought that it was just an inflatable lamb and not a blow-up sex doll.

His parents were contacted but refused to comment.

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Kid is adorable in the picture.

Sick and sad.

Eerr.. . Maybe they should not post the picture of the kid ?

It is really not his fault he was sent to school with a sex toy.

Here's the kid a couple of decades from now.

Well, St. Joseph needed [italic]something[/italic] if St. Mary were to remain a virgin. Let's not kid ourselves.

Why sad, all you who feel sad about this?

Sad reflection of our fucking amoral society that kids take sex toys to school, you amoeba.

Oops, I forgot about the Indy, sorry bitches. Anyway, I think this must have originated from the Sunday Sport.

[quote]“He’s probably in his room right now stuffing Lego in the hole.”

Makes a lot more sense when you see what the school provided for Mary.

It’s funny, not sad, Marys.

It’s funny if you’re a single man. If you have kids of your own or have a sense of morality it’s sad.

is it his dad's? where is the mom? does the mom know? hmmm

Oh now I'm sad r115. Hope it wasn't a mistake, because that would make me feel very divided.

Sense of morality? The mom bought it online without paying attention to what it was. It wasn't some used fucktoy they had lying around the house, you big Mary.

Score it, R17!