Peter, your home!

[quote]Peter, your home!

Oh Dear.

My mom always told me Peter was in the military, but she's one of those people who never served, yet has American flags and veteran-sharing Russian propaganda plastered all over her Facebook.

I guess it's sort of a Rorshach test.

Peter couldn't wait to get home to see his little sister because they are very, very, very close.

Yes, he was kicked out of school. Peter was caught in a foursome with one of his female professors, his twink BF and the hunky Latino janitor!

Word got out that he was the dormitory cum dump....

Where do you get the idea that Peter came home "early," OP? It's obvious that it's Christmas Day and he was not expected to be there. You're not that bright, are you, OP?

It's not Christmas Day stupid. The parents would already be up to watch little sis open her gifts.

He didn't know the difference between "your" and "you're."

Greg Wrangler - still a handsome man.

He's home from college. It is none of your business why he's 27 and still only a sophomore.

It's better than those freaks down the street.

The mother looks too old to have a child as young as “little sis”.

I suspect the older daughter was a Junior High slut, and the parents are passing off her little girl as their own.

OP: Pete, your home!

What about my home?

It isn't yours, it's your parents' home.

Then why did you type the possessive your, OP, you illiterate miserable cunt crumb lost in retro nostalgia for maudlin old commercials we've over discussed on this website numerous times?

OP: (gasps, passes out)

How many threads do we need about this old commercial?

Well hung Petey couldn't wait to get it on with his sister, so he came home early.

He's insatiable!!!

It looks like he hitchhiked and the pervert dropped him off early.

Peter came home to MURDER them all and then have sex with their dismembered corpses.

He’s way too mature for a college student. You really think a male college student quietly comes home & makes coffee for the whole family? Bish, please. The parents would have to pick him up somewhere at 6 am & drive him home. He’d walk in the front door, drop his laundry at his ass and yell, “What’s for breakfast?”

[quote]He’s way too mature for a college student. You really think a male college student quietly comes home & makes coffee for the whole family? Bish, please. The parents would have to pick him up somewhere at 6 am & drive him home. He’d walk in the front door, drop his laundry at his ass and yell, “What’s for breakfast?”

You are talking about today's college students as well as millennials who are in a state of arrested development.

How OLD is this fucking commercial? Years ago, teens and people in their 20s were much different.

Good lord, who would willingly come home to canned coffee?

Jesus, I am surprised at you DLers for not immediately recognizing that Peter had been granted early release from prison and hadn't told his family. He was serving a two-year term for forced oral copulation, sodomy and other morals charges related to several incidents at the University of Pennsylvania gymnasium locker room, and a busy truck stop on the PA Turnpike. The man driving the VW Beetle that dropped Peter off at home had picked him up hitchhiking, and Peter had "paid" for the ride using his talented throat with no gag reflex, and he just wanted that cup of Folger's to get rid of the taste.

Peter went on to popularize his love for coffee enemas, which resulted in the now-famous slogan for the company: [italic]The best part of waking up is Folger's in your butt.[/italic]

[quote]Greg Wrangler - still a handsome man.

Christ, he was beautiful.

Peter is a DL tradition.

R7, it is too Christmas morning. Didn't you see all the presents under the tree?

Tollhouse should do a gay version of this with smelling cookies.

So R5, Peter went to college in Wrigleyville?

Christmas Eve turned out to be a slow night at the all boy brothel. He got a ride home with his last trick.

OP, was "your" an autocorrection mistake?

I'm sure you know that "you are" = "you're," so what gives?

[quote] Good lord, who would willingly come home to canned coffee?

You were born after 1995, weren't you?

I was born well before 1995, r29, and I would not go anywhere for canned coffee. Unless I were in jail, maybe. Or a concentration camp.

Peter was expelled due to highly questionable anal hygiene

[quote]Good lord, who would willingly come home to canned coffee?

Yes, who doesn't prefer coffee scooped out from open barrels like pinto beans?

Had to leave school do to his own personal MeToo moment.

Peter, your home. I wish we had apostrophe’s for your contraction’s, but other idiot’s have used them all up in their idiotic habit of using them to make plural’s of noun’s.

What's all this you're saying about Peter's home, OP?

Peter was just a little too fond of the stalls in men's room at the library.

Peter was home from his homosexual lifestyle.

I kicked that tranny-chasing, two-timing bitch out!

According to IMDB Greg Wrangler was 16 years old when the Folgers commercial was made. Is Greg lying about his birthday?

Peter was going to go home with his roommate for Christmas. It’s such a long way, but Peter was going to help with the drive. We were sad, of course, but you know how kind Peter is. It turns out his roommate knew someone who was also driving that way, so Peter didn’t need to go after all. Peter’s a little sad because his roommate also told him his job was relocating him, so he has to move out before Peter gets back. Well, Peter’s just sad about being stuck with the lease.

per r40, Peter's home needs a new roommate.

My name is Peter, so this gives a fuzzy warm feeling whenever I watch it.

I've always loved this commercial, but why isn't anybody wondering why there's a stranger in the house? Or is the little girl playing with appliances?

Peter is about 35.

Peter: "Hey Ted, thanks for the ride! Want to come in for some Folgers and meet my sisters?"

Bundy: "I might swing back later, man."

"Peter, your home!" "Yes, isn't it nice?" *car slows down for a second, Peter and driver sigh, then car drives away*

Greg Wrangler is Jack Wrangler's son.

[R47], if that was the case, the line would be, "Son, I'm glad to see that your peter's home."

Greg Wrangler, Peter, played Traci’s editor husband on Y&R

He was Ron the rapist on B&B and Peter the pill popper on GL when Rick was in the accelerated med program.

I was molested.

Christ, to think I died for this shit...

And in a home across town...

[quote] I was born well before 1995, [R29], and I would not go anywhere for canned coffee. Unless I were in jail, maybe. Or a concentration camp.

The point was that when this commercial was made, in many parts of America it used to be hard to have options other than canned coffee.

But please do not let us stop you from fantasizing about yourself in concentration camps (so appropriate to the discussion)

Mom is glad to see Peter home for Christmas , but is looking nervously over his shoulderwhen she hugs him to make sure he didn’t bring his “roommate” Steve with him. That just wouldn’t do. No, that just wouldn’t be appropriate in this family.

I kind of remember the actress who played the mom doing a bunch of TV movies in 80s and 90s.

Forget about Peter, has anybody ever wondered why Bill Bailey wouldn't go home?!

He got out of rehab early. Opioids naturally.

He was let go as Chief of Staff at the Trump administration!

Why is are there two different old men in the commercial? Is that the Grandpa waking up in bed and the dad slinking down the stairs? Or an older throuple being awakened by Peter's sludge? There are holiday shenanigans going on here!

R29 No, petit choux. Off by several decades.

Greg was also the BRAWNY guy.

I'm now in my 60s. I started drinking coffee in 1976, when my then boyfriend, his brother, and his brother's boyfriend, introduced me to good coffee, from McNulty's on Christopher Street. The only time I ever bought canned coffee was when the flavored coffee beans overwhelmed the regular coffee beans in all non-Starbucks coffee bean stores. I was so grateful when Starbucks happened in DC in 1993, returning equilibrium, allowing me to stop buying canned coffee.

Bethel Leslie was the mom in the commercial, she was born in 1928 and was Maggie Powers on The Doctors in the 60's.

I have doubts that people upstairs in bed can actually smell what's gone through a coffee maker in the kitchen.

[quote]r63 Bethel Leslie was the mom in the commercial, she was born in 1928 and was Maggie Powers on The Doctors in the 60's.

I worked with Bethel Leslie in the late 80s.

She was a bit of a grouch.

[quote]It looks like he hitchhiked and the pervert dropped him off early.

I agree, r16, and apparently Peter is packing 10 hard, thick inches because his ride couldn't get enough in this new lost footage found!

r64, folgers coffee stinks. it wafts everywhere like shit-odor.