Throuple

only the one in the middle is attractive

Those hairlines make me sad.

R1 well the other two are like 100

They have the same smile! They seem happy. Or at least cheerful. I can't with the orange Danny Kaye guy.

What R1 said. The ones on the ends are ghastly.

I disagree. I think the paul is very attractive or an older guy. One on the left. Clearly the top in the realtionship. Would have been a stud when he was younger. His husband isnt that cute; not ugly or anything, just not as attractive as the other 2. But man, what a weird thing. Be with a guy and then get married and then be like "hey, lest get a young twink to join us".......atleast they seem open about it. His mum/family all seem like they know about the realtionship. Wonder how that convo went.

R6 hi Paul

R7 grow up. Im not even from america ffs. What, are you really saying that guy above isnt very handsome? Are you blind?

Paul should have kept his old nose.

Paul is a total top the husband is a bottom and the grifter is supposedly “ vers bottom”.

R6 I'm with you. They look like nice enough guys. Certainly successful (at least the older ones). But at what point in a relationship does the conversation happen, "I'll always love you, but you aren't attractive to me any longer and I'm ready for some younger ass?" Even if you get past the older couple doing it to stay together, why would the younger ass agree? Strange and I'm willing to bet this arrangement doesn't last.

r6 The new guy isn't a "young twink". He looks 30, not 19.

R1 and R2. Couple of twats you two. Your day will come when you are no longer a twink.

Beauty fades, dumb is forever.

Photo in R6 looks like a sad Peter Bergman look-alike contest.

Should stop dying his hair but they’re all cute guys.

Cute, two gay dads and their in-vitro son.

Throw-upple!

R12 compared to the other two he is a twink.

They're all so life-like!

This picture is why they hate us.

The "Twink" isn't 30. If that's 30, it's a HARD 30.

This guy is a non-celebrity with only a couple hundred followers. Seems wrong to have a DL thread devoted to making fun of him. What led to this OP?!

At least one of them is miserable -- don't let the toothy smiles fool you.

R21 he’s 24, He is smart though , once the bottom doctor croaks he can marry the top lawyer and get all that doctor money.

Yes, the OG has to have a lot of money-- otherwise this would not work (I mean, Hawaii aint cheap!). Mary!!

They are all three handsome. And fucked up mentally.

He's 24?!!

The 24 looks good for 42. Should be bald in 5 years. Having said that he looks hot.

The one in the middle has pec implants.

Certainly more attractive than that other throuple Jordan Roth, Richie Jackson and Anthony whatsisname.

[quote]Thoughts?

Only if the throuple is cute. OP's pic looks like strip search at a dental office. Yuck!

Throuple no 1

Throuple's a just so creepy. They never last, either because one of the persons wants to a real "open relationship" or one person ends up connecting much more to one person and not the other.

Throuple no 2

Throuple no 3

No one cares about the hot age appropriate throuples mary at r35 r34 and r32 We just wanna make fun of these daddies and their “son”

Terminal gayface on Paul.

I made a whole song about it

The ones on the left and right look silly as fuck with that ridiculous hair. They're both FAR TOO OLD to be wearing their hair like that. And the one on the left apparently used vomit to give his hair that putrid color.

I'm not going to judge and they're all attractive in my book. I'm not lusting after them but good looking guys. I mean a 50 year old straight guy? Have you seen them? they mostly all wish they could look like this or they just don't care. Do you think these situations end in tears? I have two friends/acquaintences doing this now.

One of them is much better looking than the other two!

Those do look like pec implants on the younger one. Is the doc a plastic surgeon?

R42 not sure but whoever did Paul’s nose , yikes.

Forget them, this is why I hate us!

I'm more traditional in that regard, I guess. Couples not throuples LOL

Where is the "OH GOD THEY HAVE SO MANY MOLES" troll when we need him?

Damn, I’d settle for just a simple duet. They seem greedy.

OMG R35 I saw the IG account for the "original" two on Throuple 3 .They were adorable when younger! They ruined it all with this SWOLE business.

I don’t care about “throuples,” but couples who basically adopt a third and show off together on social media turn my stomach.

If you have a dynamic that works out three ways somehow, great, fine. But if you’re doing it for public attention, yuck.

the chain and lock is VERY 2006

I don’t think they’re pec inplants. They look jiggly.

I can't get pme boyfriend amd these greedy bitches have two... Merry Fucking Christmas

In OP's picture, the branches behind the guy on the left look like horns growing out of his head. Nevertheless, I would buttfuck any and all of them.

Sorry, it's quauple for me or nothing!

These people are not embarrassed?

Bubble, Bubble ,Toil and Throuple!

OP, get a few more and be a crowdple!

More like a throngple

What the fuck is a “nakey-nake”?

Every Throuple has a hot guy, the guy the hot guy is into, and a desperate hanger-on trying to oust the object of the hot guy’s affection

Every throuple has this dynamic.

(R4) First thing saw aw Danny Kaye too.

The young guy is usually a kindof houseboy.

So many gay men have that faux tan look

the pinched, squinty eyes

and that Tintin hair swoop

They look like really old boys (and not men).

R60 don’t think that’s the case here the two 60 years olds have been together for 25 years and they got the third one just a few years ago.

The young one will not age well.

Agreed R42 - he looks like he goes to the gym and doesn’t really know what he’s doing. Lousy, boring Planet Fitness body.

^^sorry, meant R51

One of the gay hotels in Palm Springs is/was owned by a quadrouple (?). 2 couples from Canada got together. One of the guys still lived in Canada and would come to PS for weekends or more extended stays. They all slept together. On top of that it was an open relationship but they would only play as a group with other couples or groups

So many people deserving of our unbridled hatred.

I find the whole idea sad and gross but just wanted to say I think the guy on the right (in the OP) is the sexiest of them all. I like his skinny, hairy chest. (truly!)

Most famous throuple?

[quote]This guy is a non-celebrity with only a couple hundred followers. Seems wrong to have a DL thread devoted to making fun of him.

Since when do we limit ourselves to only making fun of the famous? And he's the one who put it all out there - if he can't handle people's reactions, then he needs to re-think his social media activity.

r72 ¿who?

Are they wearing caftans?

Haha R75 reminds me of “Lantaguy” who someone here posted about last year. He Photoshops (his own face?) onto Instagram-celebrated bodies and airbrushes the hell out of the pictures...I think for comic purposes, but the comedy is in how little different a lot of the pictures are than the types of photos we see in this thread.

R74 that is Dan Savage's husband and boyfriend

A thouple of hot guys.

I have yet to see a threeway relationship that appears to be more than a series of attention getting photo ops. It’s basically two guys who adopt someone younger or better looking to try to come across as younger or better looking by association.

If you go through the IG feed for the original throuple, the Danny Kaye guy tilts his head and freezes his facial expression in exactly the same pose almost every time. It's kind of uncanny.

I wondered how long it would be before Dan Savage's whore of a husband popped up.