The Garoppolo brothers

I can only assume their cocks are so big, that their entire bodies lean that direction.

I'd fuck the really dumb looking one and marry the one in the jean jacket.

The one on the left might be even prettier than Jimmy. Did he get fat? He isn't looking so good lately.

Who are these people?

I'd hate to be the one who had to clean the toilets in that household.

So those 4 big slabs of beef came out of the middle guy's ball sac?

That's a whole salumeria right there.

Are the salamis uncut?

Quite big tits on Mikey.

The one in the jeans jacket looks sensitive.

Two look special

[quote]Did he get fat? He isn't looking so good lately.

Which one in your deluded mind are you saying is fat and isn’t looking so great?

[quote]Who are these people?

The Osmonds.

I've never wanted to have four brothers bang me so much in all my life. Thanks OP.

I'll take the two on the right! I know Datalounge will shame me but I think the brother in the green hoodie is an aggressive fuck b/c he is dumb. He lacks the sensitivity of the one on the far left. The one in the hat...……. hmmm...… should be grateful for " No Child Left Behind".

I bet they are all decently hung with the one in the hat or the one in the green hoodie having the biggest cocks. It's always the stupid ones with the biggest cocks.

Thank you OP! Can I be greedy and take all the brothers?

R14, Green Hoodie with the massive chest and erect nipples was my instant pick, for many of the reasons you cited.

He’s not the prettiest, but he is the hottest, hands down.

Second one with the hat kinda has BDF.

I'm also on line for the one on the left in the hoodie. Nips, pecs, big-lug smile.

I have no idea who they are but I would happily get spitroasted by a few of them all night long!

I know I'm the only person who cares, but shouldn't it be 'Belated Happy Birthday', not 'Happy Belated Birthday'?

^ Unless it’s for Catherine Zeta-Jones.

This is very nice.

I think the one in the green is a teacher. The one with the cap on is an architect. The one at the far left just graduated from college.

Have they seen each other naked, like the Gronk brothers?

R16. Exactly what I though. Not the cutest but the best looking despite the goofy face in the pic.

Jim has womanly hips. And that's not a bad thing.

First left definitely gay, second right prob bi.

4 strapping boys! Morgan, Mason, Matthew, and Modine.

Daddy has potent sperm!

Just call me Sam Drucker because those boys can run the Cannonball into be general store anytime.

Are any of them family

Is it me, or are there jeans bunched up and wrinkles in weird areas? Especially Jimmy’s.

^ wrinkled.

Jimmy has a knee injury probably has something on underneath his jeans.

Growpole-oh!

I want the Garopollo brothers to meet the Gronk brothers! Hot and meaty.

Beefy Gronk > Pretty Jimmy, for me, anyway.

That might go a ways in explaining my instant affinity for Green Hoodie Nipples.

[quote] Have they seen each other naked, like the Gronk brothers?

How do you know the Gronkai have seen each other naked?

Played against him in HS, kid is a douche. He was shitty too, have no idea how he made the pros.

A shitty douche?

Hot picture r36

I'd present for them all

Don't be naive, R38. The Gronks have obviously showered together, maybe skinny dipped etc.

[quote]Gronkowski’s in line for the bathroom. There’s a line. There’s two urinals and a stall, or whatever, and they’re all waiting. Gronkowski’s with his two brothers—who just looked awesome. He goes into the stall and then turns over to one of his brothers and says, “Crossies?” The second brother goes in. The third brother goes in. And then there’s some guy who’s waiting—some smaller guy—and they’re like, “Let’s get him, too.” They grab this guy and they bring him in and they all pee in the bathroom together.

Who the fuck are these meatheads? Are they so fucking important that we should know their names?! You queens sound like a bunch of giddy teens from the Patty Duke Show. Whoever they are, they probably suck each other's cocks and the old man's too!

R44 you must be a fem little prissy bitch.

Jimmy’s the only hot one. Billy in the denim jacket is cute. The other two are fug.

r43 idk bleacher report but that is a very vulgar and poorly written article. I hope that's a one man blog, because if that dude has a journalism degree I'm horrified.

R44 is the laziest whore who ever whored

Google it Grandma...then go back to your coma

[quote]Are any of them family

Uh...they’re brothers.

I'm guessing the one on the left is family.

What meat? They are all handsome. But no crotch. No VPL

You think they fart in front of each other?

The kid on the left could pass as white. Right?

R52 of course, most brothers do

Here is the younger version of the Garoppolo meats:

R2 How can you tell which one is the dumb looking one?

[quote] The kid on the left could pass as white. Right?

Agreed, R53.

I think the two on the left look white.

Is this what DL considers 'white-adjacent'? I've seen that term thrown around and wondered who it applied to. Portuguese? Italians? Greek? Basically non-WASP?

Yes.

[quote] I think the two on the left look white.

Possibly the two on the left, but the one of the left more so.

They are gorgeous.

And unless you are born before 1920, 99% of the world would see them as white.

I recall reading on another thread that their mother is white.

I like having nice tits.

I like having tits in a nice sweatshirt.

R64, are you that slut Jimmy fucked?

Jesus R51...it's implied.

Even the dad looks hot. However as r51 said : no crotch!

People of color are always the hottest. This family sure proves the point and luckily for this non-white family - NO white genes!

The brothers look like if you added their IQs together, you would be hard pressed to break double digits.

R69 LOL

They should have done gay porn

Like the Rockland Bros.

R62, oh hon 😅

Big dumb and hunky. What's not to like?

Thanks, R69. I was going to take the fellas to a local Jeopardy audition, but you’ve ruined THAT fantasy.

Studs

They could play Twister and charge admission.

R77 how do you mean?

r78 it’s a drink-mixing game, rose.

zabaglione infusion, please