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The 12 Gay Days Of Christmas

OK, the challenge is to take the song and replace the items with items a gay man would want or need.

Let's see if any of you are creative enough to do it.

by Anonymousreply 12December 13, 2018 9:13 AM

For the first gay of Christmas his true love gave to him.....

....A parrot on a pine tree

by Anonymousreply 1December 12, 2018 8:01 AM

For the second gay of Christmas his true love gave to him:

Two leather gloves 🧤

And a parrot on a pine tree 🌲

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by Anonymousreply 2December 12, 2018 8:06 AM

Three French men

etc etc

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by Anonymousreply 3December 12, 2018 8:11 AM

Four calling nerds

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by Anonymousreply 4December 12, 2018 8:16 AM

FIVE OLD COCK RIIIIIIIIIIINGS!!

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by Anonymousreply 5December 12, 2018 8:18 AM

This one is probably obvious...

Five gold cock rings.

by Anonymousreply 6December 12, 2018 8:18 AM

Six Greeks for laying

FIVE GOLD COCK RIIIIIIINGS!

Four calling nerds

Three French men

Two leather gloves

And a parrot on a pine treeeeeee

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by Anonymousreply 7December 12, 2018 8:21 AM

Seven Juans are rimming

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by Anonymousreply 8December 12, 2018 8:24 AM

Oh the milking one is too easy

TAKE IT AWAY, DOROTHY!

by Anonymousreply 9December 12, 2018 8:25 AM

LOL

by Anonymousreply 10December 12, 2018 11:50 PM

r1 huh?

by Anonymousreply 11December 12, 2018 11:50 PM

R11 is oblivious to:

Gayer than a Christmas Tree full of...

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by Anonymousreply 12December 13, 2018 9:13 AM
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