OK, the challenge is to take the song and replace the items with items a gay man would want or need.
Let's see if any of you are creative enough to do it.
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OK, the challenge is to take the song and replace the items with items a gay man would want or need.
Let's see if any of you are creative enough to do it.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 13, 2018 9:13 AM |
For the first gay of Christmas his true love gave to him.....
....A parrot on a pine tree
by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 12, 2018 8:01 AM |
For the second gay of Christmas his true love gave to him:
Two leather gloves 🧤
And a parrot on a pine tree 🌲
by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 12, 2018 8:06 AM |
This one is probably obvious...
Five gold cock rings.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 12, 2018 8:18 AM |
Six Greeks for laying
FIVE GOLD COCK RIIIIIIINGS!
Four calling nerds
Three French men
Two leather gloves
And a parrot on a pine treeeeeee
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 12, 2018 8:21 AM |
Oh the milking one is too easy
TAKE IT AWAY, DOROTHY!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 12, 2018 8:25 AM |
LOL
by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 12, 2018 11:50 PM |
r1 huh?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 12, 2018 11:50 PM |
R11 is oblivious to:
Gayer than a Christmas Tree full of...
by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 13, 2018 9:13 AM |
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