Matt Damon's Saggy Tits

Is he.... wearing a bra??

No "We Bought a Zoo!" option?

[quote] Is he.... wearing a bra??

Should he be?

[quote] No "We Bought a Zoo!" option?

I thought about it, but then I thought this poll should stand on its own to get a clear answer to the question posed.

OP joins the hordes of DLers who mystifyingly and unsuccessfully try to call into question Damon's hotness.

Define Matt Damon. What is he?

Matt could still wear a starter bra or a sports bra, whereas, Ben is much more of a balls out full figured maiden form man!

Damn Daddy!

There’s a still from McBongo’s upcoming movie Serenity with him shirtless and he’s still got his gorgeous tits.

Who thought back in the day Matt would be the hot one? Plus. no vile tats (or tits).

Link please, R9.

[quote] Who thought back in the day Matt would be the hot one? Plus. no vile tats (or tits).

Matt has definitely improved with age. And yes: no tattoos. That’s a blessing.

I too like the zoo! option.

At least he’s not as bad as disgusting Ben according to the poll.

[quote]Define Matt Damon. What is he?

A fauxliberal. A phony. A fake.

R15, would you call him a limousine liberal?

Yes R16, I would. I'd also run him over with a limousine.

Ben should at least look into a training bra or a truss!

And a corset.

Awful Christmas sweater on Matt

roids?

R21, is he we’re taking steroids wouldn’t his pecs be less saggy? I don’t know anything about ‘roids.

r22 post roids gynecomastia, fucked up his endocrine system.

Does Matt have a hormone imbalance?

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R25, that news shook us to the core.

Well, seeing them both in the same photo confirms that Shookus is not Matt Damon in a wag. So that's a relief.

Wag.

But he's still callipygian.

[quote] But he's still callipygian.

What’s that?

"Beautiful-assed"

Thank you, R31.

Bump

I thought he has stretched asian eyes on Saturday Night Live but the body looked quite good.

I love Damon, Affect and Casey...I love all three.

He affects me.

Can anyone show his tits without the shirt please.

Indeed saggy.

I like doughy. Doughy looks good on him. Would chew his nips happily. Who's the other sexy guy in r38?

Still would let him cum deeply inside me.

very sexy

Definitely no roiding.

He just needs to tone up. He looked good on SNL. Tits looked fine.

They definitely look saggy at R39, but when the role calls for it, he can make them muscular and firm.

That's ACTING!

Sorry but when did Matt Damon get this cult following from the gay community and be a major name in gay gossip?

Is it really all about that ass?

What ass, R48?

The ass of his former 20something self.

How is it that Matt is hotter now than 20 years ago?

Wait'll they get a load of my pointies

R48 honey you must see Behind The Candelabra. Matt's ass is practically a co-star.

[quote] honey you must see Behind The Candelabra. Matt's ass is practically a co-star.

I read that they tried to reduce the size of his ass digitally and through makeup on that film much like they gave him a six pack and more pec definition.

What kind of a MAN let's himself have saggy titty boom booms

You basement cheeto dust queens are really special. Matt Damon's body is well above average for a man his age AND he doesn't have saggy tits under a tshirt in ops pic

He needs a sports training bra to minimize jiggle and bounce.

r55

Sad