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Ted Cruz is turning into a furry bear to keep himself warm this Christmas

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by Anonymousreply 26January 13, 2019 10:21 PM

Oh for the day he's bear shit.

by Anonymousreply 1November 26, 2018 11:39 PM

Did he eat his family?

by Anonymousreply 2November 26, 2018 11:46 PM

his head is collapsing into his body like a fallen pound cake

by Anonymousreply 3November 26, 2018 11:49 PM

Repulsive vile pile of runny dog shit.

by Anonymousreply 4November 27, 2018 12:34 AM

It is really an odd, bad beard. It makes him look like an FTM.

by Anonymousreply 5November 27, 2018 12:47 AM

World's Most Punchable Face

by Anonymousreply 6November 27, 2018 2:44 AM

I physically recoiled at the sight of that. So many levels of wrong.

by Anonymousreply 7November 27, 2018 2:50 AM

It looks like insects.

by Anonymousreply 8November 27, 2018 2:52 AM

Not every one can grow a decent beard....and he's one of them.

by Anonymousreply 9December 2, 2018 4:52 AM

He could set himself on fire, accomplish the same thing and make a lot of people happy to boot.

by Anonymousreply 10December 2, 2018 4:55 AM

The resemblance to Grandpa Munster is uncanny.

by Anonymousreply 11December 2, 2018 5:46 AM

Wow, I did not know he was so fat.

by Anonymousreply 12December 2, 2018 6:13 AM

He's freely fattening now that the the elections are over.

by Anonymousreply 13December 2, 2018 6:19 AM

It’s looking better now.

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by Anonymousreply 14December 9, 2018 5:54 PM

In the OP's image the bastard looks like Danny DeVito as The Penguin.

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by Anonymousreply 15December 9, 2018 6:03 PM

Looks and talks like Mr. Haney from Green Acres.

Don't know if Mr. Haney ate boogers though

by Anonymousreply 16December 9, 2018 6:10 PM

Sick of the stubble look -- only men with lean, handsome faces can work it, and Tubby Ted sure ain't one!

by Anonymousreply 17December 9, 2018 6:19 PM

Did you hear about him? His neck went into his throat!

by Anonymousreply 18December 9, 2018 6:21 PM

In OP's photo, he looks like Victor Buono from BABY JANE.

by Anonymousreply 19December 9, 2018 6:30 PM
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by Anonymousreply 20December 13, 2018 2:07 PM

Fat Chester A. Arthur did it better. Way better.

by Anonymousreply 21December 13, 2018 2:08 PM

He is kind of hot with the beard. I have to be honest even though I hate his ass.

by Anonymousreply 22December 13, 2018 2:11 PM

He's so hideous, I'm surprised growing facial hair for him doesn't mean this . . .

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by Anonymousreply 23December 13, 2018 2:12 PM

At least he cannot grow an underneck beard: you need a neck to grow and underneck beard. There, I said something nice about him.

by Anonymousreply 24December 13, 2018 2:37 PM

He'll put an eye out when that jacket button finally blows.

by Anonymousreply 25December 13, 2018 3:40 PM

MSNBC is running Meet the Press right now. He looks so much better with the beard.

by Anonymousreply 26January 13, 2019 10:21 PM
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