I'm the faulty elevator.
I'm the 1980s.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 14, 2018 1:25 PM |
Susan Dey is not acknowledging you now or ever.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 14, 2018 1:25 PM |
Oh gawd, EVERYONE is going to be the faulty elevator.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 14, 2018 1:25 PM |
I'm the partner who is found dead in the first episode. Other partners' names come and go in the firm's name, but mine remains.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 14, 2018 1:28 PM |
I'm the two seasons in which Susan Ruttan was thin.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 14, 2018 1:28 PM |
I am the crush Roxanne had on Arnie
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 14, 2018 1:33 PM |
I am the stupid plot line where hottie Arnie has sex with Roxanne.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 14, 2018 1:36 PM |
I'm the gorilla suit.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 14, 2018 1:38 PM |
I'm the pencil skirts
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 14, 2018 1:41 PM |
I’m Benny!!!
Arnie, I’m done making your copies!!!!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 14, 2018 1:41 PM |
I'm the venus butterfly.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 14, 2018 1:43 PM |
I’m Corbin’s furry chest. I plan to stick around a lot longer than the hair on his head!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 14, 2018 1:43 PM |
I'm the copious amounts of oatmeal that Susan Ruttan always seemed to have in her mouth when saying her lines.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 14, 2018 1:44 PM |
I'm the car trunk that is slammed shut in the opening credits.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 14, 2018 1:45 PM |
I’m the fleas in Susan Dey’s cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 14, 2018 1:51 PM |
I'm Amanda Plummer. I come in as Bennie's developmentally challenged girlfriend when LA Law was trying to prove they were more than a night soap opera and really a DRAMA.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 14, 2018 1:52 PM |
I’m Susan Ruttan and I’ve just gotten a tiny guest role in Mom.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 14, 2018 1:54 PM |
I'm Alan Rachins. I appeared nude on Broadway in the original cast of Oh! Calcutta! There are even pictures of me from the original cast.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 14, 2018 1:56 PM |
I am Hill Street Blues -- irritated that this flashy show replacing me is getting the ratings I always wanted.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 14, 2018 1:56 PM |
Me again! I was also a recent episode of 9-1-1!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 14, 2018 1:57 PM |
I'm the lesbian kiss between Abby Perkins and CJ Lamb that whipped the fraus in to a tizzy.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 14, 2018 2:00 PM |
I watched this show fairly regularly until the last few seasons. Reading this thread made me realize how many of these characters really annoyed me.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 14, 2018 2:02 PM |
I’m Michele Greene whose character got partnership at the end of the season 5 but whose contract wasn’t renewed because the new producer didn’t like me. I didn’t want to show up for few episodes on season 6 because I was practically fired and that’s why they had to write me out in a ridiculous way. I didn’t want to leave the show but that’s what happened.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 14, 2018 2:02 PM |
I'm Sheila Kelley playing Gwen Taylor. The writers have absolutely no idea what to do with me. They introduce me as an aspiring actress in LA and then a few episodes later convert me to a born again Christian who rebuffs Arnie's advances. I was the indicator that LA Law was swirling down the drain.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 14, 2018 2:05 PM |
We're Harry Hamlin and Jimmy Smits. Our only function in the show is to demonstrate who has the bigger dick and can grab more of the female viewers attention.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 14, 2018 2:07 PM |
I'm the sixth box of donuts Susan Ruttan ate daily.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 14, 2018 2:20 PM |
I'm Harry Hamlin's stalker that followed him wherever he filmed
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 14, 2018 2:21 PM |
I'm the German motor works client upon learning of Rosalind Shays' demise: "Ach, sie ist herunter gefallen!"
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 14, 2018 2:30 PM |
I never watched the show, and I'm still the faulty elevator.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 14, 2018 2:32 PM |
I'm Elaine Stritch. They should have cast me to play Roz Shays. Instead, I got stuck with a 3 episode recurring on The Cosby Show and the pilot for the Steel Magnolas tv show that never got picked up.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 14, 2018 2:38 PM |
I'm Rose Nylund! I'm a regular viewer of La Law!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 14, 2018 3:56 PM |
I'm 2018 DL, fixated on Susan Ruttan's weight.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 14, 2018 5:07 PM |
r36 Jill is aging well
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 14, 2018 5:42 PM |
OT but Alan looks fragile. Blair looks as hot as ever!
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 14, 2018 5:43 PM |
I’m the jury member that almost laughs when SMOKIN HOT Blair Underwood walks away from his Tourette’s Syndrome client testifying shouts out “Coo&” I can’t type it.. I remember laughing so hard.. I totally adored the show and would race back from choir rehearsal to watch with my parents
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 14, 2018 6:02 PM |
I'm KNOTS LANDING smiling that we kick LA LAW's butt in the ratings each week.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 14, 2018 6:04 PM |
Corbin has gone full-on deplorable, making shitty, conservative Christian movies.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 14, 2018 6:13 PM |
I'm Roxanne's direct-mail millionaire suitor. Sure, I'm obnoxious, but you'll be happy to see me again when I turn up on Law & Order as a lieutenant.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 14, 2018 6:32 PM |
I'm Sheila Brackman... I hate Douglas' bald head and hairy back. And his three piece suits and his fathers pocket-watch.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 14, 2018 6:43 PM |
I’m Roxanne’s voice coach helping her get her voice production out of her nose!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 14, 2018 6:44 PM |
[quote]I'm KNOTS LANDING smiling that we kick LA LAW's butt in the ratings each week.
I liked Knots, and in retrospect it was a better show for a longer period of time, but think LA Law had better ratings.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 14, 2018 7:02 PM |
I'm Roxanne's insider-trading boyfriend.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 14, 2018 7:02 PM |
I'm the snake who eats the pot-bellied pig while the music video is being taped.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 14, 2018 7:21 PM |
I'm Roxanne's moving rendition of "I Just Called To Say I Love You"
by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 14, 2018 7:28 PM |
That's disappointing R42, he was hot back in the day.
Harry Hamlin and Jimmy Smits too, that show had a lot of eye candy. HH and JS still look pretty good.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 14, 2018 7:29 PM |
Oh, almost forgot. I'm Susan Ruttan's index finger used to vomit up the donuts during her two thin seasons.
-R50
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 14, 2018 7:30 PM |
I'm the Venus Butterfly.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 14, 2018 7:33 PM |
r52 meet r11
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 14, 2018 7:38 PM |
[quote]I liked Knots, and in retrospect it was a better show for a longer period of time, but think LA Law had better ratings.
Knots never beat LA Law in the ratings.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 14, 2018 7:43 PM |
I'm Susan Dey capitalizing on my independent feature "Echo Park" comeback a year or two earlier.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 14, 2018 7:57 PM |
I'm the prenuptial agreement Stuart gets Ann to sign, then tears up. Big mistake, Stuart.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 14, 2018 8:00 PM |
I'm Susan Dey trying to make everyone forget that 12 years before, I was playing Laurie Partridge.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | November 14, 2018 8:01 PM |
[quote] Blair Underwood walks away from his Tourette’s Syndrome client testifying shouts out “Coo&”
Huh?
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 14, 2018 8:39 PM |
I’m the farty/fainty guy
by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 14, 2018 8:57 PM |
I'm Richard Dysart. I was the ONLY person to appear in every single episode, yet no one remembers me.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 15, 2018 3:23 AM |
I’m Courtney Thorne Smith playing a cheerleader. But soon I will be a real lawyer on another DEK show.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | November 15, 2018 3:30 AM |
I'm "That's What Friends Are For" as sung by the secretary at a karaoke bar after she lost a bunch of weight.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | November 15, 2018 4:09 AM |
R41, here.
My bad. It was critically acclaimed Hill Street Blues that was beaten regularly by Knots Landing.
In fairness, KNOTS was in season 7 by the time LA LAW came along. Soon, Laura was gone, the Williams family had moved in, and by 1989, Abby left.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | November 15, 2018 4:24 AM |
I'm a fellow performer from "Oh, Calcutta!" who knows that Alan Rachins with his toupee looked like and almost as gorgeous as Louis Jourdan. Yes, there are pictures of Rachins fully naked with "Maude" 's tv husband Walter, both fully frontally naked. Alan is the hairy one. No back hair is evident, but his front is hairy in all the right places.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | November 15, 2018 4:32 AM |
Bill Macy was Walter, that is.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | November 15, 2018 4:35 AM |
I’m Susan Dey’s constipated look, evident in every scene in the series. I know that everyone is thinking Laurie Partridge every time they see me, so I’ll make sure they know I’m hate them for it.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | November 15, 2018 7:15 AM |
I'm the sex Roxanne and Arnie had in the ceiling. I signalled, loud and clear, that LA Law had jumped the shark.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | November 15, 2018 1:03 PM |
I'm the soap opera the show turned into after the great first season.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | November 15, 2018 1:33 PM |
I'm Abby Dalton from Falcon Crest, and I often wonder who had the more vicious overbite: me or Susan Dey.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | November 15, 2018 2:08 PM |
I’m Michelle Greene, who was not truly comfortable with the lesbian storyline and wondered if producers did that to hasten her departure.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | November 15, 2018 2:51 PM |
OMG I hated that whiny little bitch, Abby! Such a waste of a role.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | November 15, 2018 2:56 PM |
I'm the psychic telling Susan Dey that her man would return.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | November 15, 2018 3:45 PM |
How did Abby leave ?
by Anonymous | reply 76 | November 15, 2018 4:23 PM |
I'm the cover of GQ that featured Corbin Bernsen and was then publicly derided with a "What were we thinking?" recap from the mag a few years later.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | November 15, 2018 4:35 PM |
Useless without a photo, r77!
by Anonymous | reply 78 | November 15, 2018 4:45 PM |
I'm Catherine Chancellor sitting on my dusty sofa with my maid/best friend/flight attendant Esther Valentine watching the show. We NEVER miss an episode.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | November 15, 2018 4:54 PM |
r78, there was nothing special about the cover with Corbin. It's just that only a few years later he and the show had fallen off the cultural radar so much that the mag was questioning why they had ever chosen him for cover status.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | November 15, 2018 5:02 PM |
[quote]the mag was questioning why they had ever chosen him for cover status.
Because he was sexy for a hot LA minute.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | November 15, 2018 5:04 PM |
I’m the actress who plays Alan Rachins’ sexual surrogate in a weird storyline.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | November 15, 2018 5:10 PM |
It seems a little mean spirited to question putting a good looking guy who was on a popular tv show on your cover, a few years after the fact. Mark Harmon was a similar case to Bernsen, with his People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive thing in the '80s and then he disappeared in the '90s only to have his career resurrected with NCIS in the 2000s, but there are very few male (or female) tv 'sex symbols' who have much staying power.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | November 15, 2018 5:26 PM |
He had the quintessential "1980s male" look.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | November 15, 2018 5:32 PM |
I'm those weird later seasons where actors including John Spencer, Conchata Ferrell, A Martinez and Alan Rosenberg all became main cast members. And didn't Susan Dey leave and then come back???
by Anonymous | reply 85 | November 15, 2018 5:50 PM |
I'm the nudist party that Susan Dey and Harry Hamlin went to.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | November 15, 2018 6:28 PM |
I'm the gorilla suit.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | November 15, 2018 6:34 PM |
I'm Victor SiFUENtes, the minority hire.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | November 15, 2018 7:04 PM |
r87 meet r8
by Anonymous | reply 89 | November 15, 2018 7:42 PM |
I'm the horrible 1980s hair.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | November 15, 2018 10:03 PM |
I'm Alan Rachins' body hair, patiently waiting for them to film a nude scene or any scene where I could show some skin and hair.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | November 15, 2018 10:13 PM |
I'm the viewing audience, wondering why the boring, grating, homely Susan Ruttan was cast.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | November 15, 2018 10:39 PM |
Alan Rachins would have been such a hot daddy if he had buzzed his hair and grown a beard.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | November 15, 2018 10:40 PM |
I'm Benny, dating another mentally challenged adult and having sex. More sex than I was having at the time.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | November 15, 2018 10:43 PM |
I'm Jimmy Smits, who at least I think we got to see his butt on "NYPD Blue" finally; maybe we saw him and Harry Hamlin shirtless on "LA Law".
by Anonymous | reply 95 | November 16, 2018 3:25 AM |
Her last name always reminded me of a wicker sofa or something.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | November 16, 2018 12:11 PM |
I'm the elevator. But I'm not faulty, I'm Karma.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | November 16, 2018 12:30 PM |
I’m Benny’s referred to but never seen father. Little known fact, I am also the father in Glass Menagerie.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | November 16, 2018 12:43 PM |
I'm Benny's ginormous cock.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | November 16, 2018 12:55 PM |
I'm the banana.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | November 16, 2018 12:59 PM |
I'm the episode where a couple is accused of killing their child and then accuse each other of doing it. Then they both get off but Victor sees them secretly touch fingers in the elevator when leaving. I'm then stolen by Law and Order: SVU and used as an ending in one of their episodes.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | November 16, 2018 1:07 PM |
I'm the direct mail sent to you by Dave Meyer.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | November 16, 2018 1:47 PM |
I am the dull, repetitive "trying to have it all" problems the boring married couple have as they work together in the same office and just see each other so gawd damned much.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | November 16, 2018 2:46 PM |
I'm Abby's trembly little chin.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | November 17, 2018 1:59 PM |
I'm the fruitless hopes of millions of homely, middle-aged men that there was such a thing as the Venus Butterfly move that would have enabled them to fuck the brains out of that beautiful but snotty bitch at the office who never gave them the time of day.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | November 17, 2018 5:47 PM |
I'm Rosalind Shays' broken body at the bottom of the elevator shaft.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | November 17, 2018 6:08 PM |
I’m the bizarre set design of Rosalind Shays office! Over the top wallpaper - a bust of Maria Muldaur’s head and shoulders - the whole thing looks more like the office of a successful brothel madame rather than a successful lawyer. Still unclear what sort of shorthand it was supposed to telegraph to the audience? Femininity behind the hard, corporate exterior? Superior taste? A need to impress her aesthetic onto a bland, corporate space? And yet it didn’t really succeed in any of this - it was just really, really odd.
I occasionally wonder if it influenced the design choices of any other high-achieving corporate women at the time - or still? Does somewhere in a skyscraper in Des Moines there exist an homage to the legacy of Rosalind Shays? (and does it’s inhabitant always use the fire stairs? Ostensibly to keep fit - but everyone who works there knows the real reason!)
by Anonymous | reply 109 | November 17, 2018 6:57 PM |
I am an even more bizarre character/plotline than Rosalind Shays.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | November 17, 2018 7:00 PM |
I'm the half-eaten Chef's salad that Susan Dey pukes into the toilet on set.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | November 17, 2018 7:01 PM |
R109 here! Diana Muldauer! Not Maria! Where did that come from? Wasn’t Maria the midnight at the oasis girl? Sheesh! I’m losing it!
by Anonymous | reply 112 | November 17, 2018 7:40 PM |
I'm Susan Ruttan, getting dieting tips from Susan Dey. (For two seasons, as least.)
by Anonymous | reply 113 | November 17, 2018 7:46 PM |
I’m Harry Hamlin’s dashed dreams of a movie career.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | November 18, 2018 1:07 PM |
I'm Arnie Becker's lack of a backbone.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | November 18, 2018 1:08 PM |
I'm Betty Lynn's two-episode guest star appearance.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | November 18, 2018 8:02 PM |
I'm Arnie Becker's mobile hairline.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | November 19, 2018 12:45 AM |
The elevator is all people will ever remember about this show.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | November 19, 2018 12:46 AM |
People still remember the gorilla suit.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | November 19, 2018 2:04 AM |
and the retard.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | November 19, 2018 2:06 AM |
Well, R109/R112, seeing as how Diana Muldaur PLAYED THE ROLE of Rosalind Shays . . .
by Anonymous | reply 121 | November 19, 2018 2:27 AM |
I'm the dumpster they threw Alfre Woodard in.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | November 19, 2018 11:53 AM |
The cover photo of Corbin Bernsen at R84 is terrible. They could have done all kinds of interesting things and instead they, basically a men's fashion magazine, put him in a shapeless, baggy suit and had him do that goofy, slouching "Who me?" gesture? Truly awful.
Oh, and I'm GQ's rightful chagrin when looking at that cover.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | November 20, 2018 2:50 AM |
I'm the California license plate used as the title card.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | November 23, 2018 11:33 PM |
I’m Kevin Spacey! I had a memorable guest starring role and a glittering future ahead...
by Anonymous | reply 126 | November 24, 2018 1:29 AM |
I'm the 1980s.
And I'm fabulous!
by Anonymous | reply 127 | March 11, 2019 1:05 PM |
Rosalind never made it broken to the bottom of the elevator shaft. Her body became tangled in wires on the way down. (Can we presume cause of death was blunt force trauma hitting her head along the way, or a heart attack on the way down?)
Harry Hamlin, Susan Dey, and Jimmy Smits wanted a lot of money to resign. They wrote that firm internal war story as incendiary as they did knowing that there was a chance any or all of them were leaving, and indeed all three left. Then Susan Dey caved, forcing them to hastily re-write her back into the show.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | March 11, 2019 1:45 PM |
R128 Poor Michele Greene was coming back for 6th season when the new main producer said no. Abby was already written to the first episodes and writers had to rewrite those scenes. Michele ended making series of tv movies.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | March 11, 2019 3:23 PM |
How did they write her character out?
by Anonymous | reply 130 | March 11, 2019 3:25 PM |
R130 Abby? Writers wanted her back for few episodes to write her out but she said no, because she was practically fired. They gave explanation in the first episode of new season. I can’t remember what it was but it was stupid. The producer who didn’t want Michele back told her few years later it was all his fault, he had problems or whatever. The same producer called one actor at the time to his office to hear his anger over whatever. He also came to the set asked to change a jacket of one of the actors because the current one wasn’t suitable for him. It meant the entire scene was forced to film again. Michele for some reason was his main target.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | March 11, 2019 5:57 PM |
I had “Roz Doyle” on a flight out of Burbank at the time the show was airing. She had an assistant with her who ordered Ms. Doyle’s beverage because Ms. Doyle didn’t talk to the help. I got a chuckle out of that because no one knew who she was.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | March 11, 2019 7:34 PM |
And Roz Doyle has rightfully gone back to being a nobody. I remember seeing a tabloid item about her back in the day saying she'd had liposuction on her fat knees because she wanted to wear shorter skirts and thinking, "Bitch, nobody is looking at your ugly legs."
by Anonymous | reply 133 | March 11, 2019 9:32 PM |
R133. I recently saw her make a guest appearance on some show. She had grey hair and was old and obviously never made it big past LA Law.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | March 12, 2019 5:16 AM |
I thought Roz Doyle was a character on "Frasier."
by Anonymous | reply 135 | March 12, 2019 5:38 AM |
I'm Susan Dey and I'm now better known on DL for not acknowledging my former co-stars' deaths than fore ever starring on this show.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | March 12, 2019 5:39 AM |
Are you guys referring to Rosalind Shays, portrayed by Diana Muldaur? I could picture her being cunty, but I would have thought someone acting for so many years with such limited fame would be more down to earth.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | March 12, 2019 6:42 AM |
R135 Yes, I thought it too and Peri was never regular on LA Law, was she a guest?
by Anonymous | reply 138 | March 12, 2019 10:33 AM |
We were thinking about Susan Ruttan, who played Arnie's ugly red-haired secretary Roxanne.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | March 12, 2019 3:36 PM |
R135. Lol, sorry I stand corrected. I’m afraid I’m getting old and confusing characters/programs. Roz Doyle was on Frasier, I meant to say Rox (Roxanne) Melman, played by Susan Ruttan. I should have googled before posting.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | March 12, 2019 8:39 PM |
Oh no... I wish you had checked, I just tweeted at Peri G. saying I heard she was a real cunt on flights, and that I was going to take her the fuck down. She's gonna be real confused.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | March 12, 2019 10:21 PM |
To be fair, Susan didn't really "youthe" well either.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | March 15, 2019 9:39 AM |
I'm Vonda Shepard, her vocal stylings, her short-lived concert tour, and her special ability to make every song sound the same.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | March 15, 2019 10:56 AM |
I’m DL’s collective memory, barely remembering anything about Michele Green’s character but recalling (in conflicting versions) minute details of the behind-the-scenes drama of her exit from the show.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | March 15, 2019 11:00 AM |
I'm all the other shows, actors, and performers who have gotten mistakenly attached to this thread as if they actually have something to do with LA Law.
Now that I think about it, I guess that makes me Ronald Reagan's senility which was really starting to bloom in the mid to late 80s.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | March 15, 2019 11:24 AM |
R144 She wasn’t in LA Law.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | March 15, 2019 2:52 PM |
Susan Ruttan was on a few episodes of "Mom" recently.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | March 16, 2019 2:09 AM |
"Ally McBeal," fumbduck at R144.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | March 16, 2019 6:48 AM |
I'm Jeanne Cooper.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | August 19, 2019 10:31 AM |