Continue the Hum Drum.
I Want To Be Underwhelmed - Part 2
by Anonymous | reply 135 | June 7, 2020 12:02 AM |
I think I'm gonna jerk off, try to take a nap, fail at the latter and then drink some coffee.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 6, 2018 7:47 PM |
Gotta do the sheets tomorrow.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 6, 2018 8:11 PM |
If this is the same dye Trump uses, why doesn't Trump look this good?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 6, 2018 8:17 PM |
I made eggs and toast. Pretty good. Peach jam.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 7, 2018 12:03 AM |
My dvd player's broken so I'll have to go to the library to watch dvd on Cecil Beaton.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 7, 2018 11:09 AM |
It was a pretty day today but it's supposed to get colder tomorrow. I might have to wear a scarf.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 9, 2018 12:42 AM |
I have been at my computer all day,
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 9, 2018 1:11 AM |
I went into the appointment and it was cloudy. I came out and it was raining hard. No umbrella.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 9, 2018 6:58 PM |
Nabisco put out a bad batch of Pinwheel Cookies, I'd say , oh, about three years ago. The crack of the chocolate coating when your teeth made impact was entirely missing.
I just forked over $4.99 for new package. It's back! - that inexplicably thrilling sound and feel of my teeth achieving a crushing, yet subtle impact as they demolish the chocolate coating.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 10, 2018 10:20 PM |
I'm going to the movies today.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 11, 2018 12:47 PM |
I lost my special Metamucil spoon.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 12, 2018 9:32 PM |
The other underwhelming continued thread is twice as underwhelming as this one.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 12, 2018 9:40 PM |
I would love to know who went to the trouble of doing this. They took trolling to new heights.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 19, 2018 9:57 PM |
The market wasn't as crowded as I thought it would be this morning. I cut a couple farts in the dairy aisle.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 20, 2018 3:57 PM |
I should've worn my better winter boots. I've got a snivel.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 20, 2018 4:33 PM |
I took some books that were up for grabs at my friends’s laundry room in his building thinking I would read them. Ultimately I was like ehh and ended leaving them at the laundry room in my building.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 20, 2018 7:08 PM |
Just did my afternoon walk at the mall. Williams-Sonoma does NOT have the Harrod's-related items in-store that are on their website. I'm royally pissed.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 20, 2018 7:13 PM |
It's Mercury retrograde.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 20, 2018 7:48 PM |
I am so farty tonight I am afraid to go to sleep -- fearing spontaneous combustion.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 26, 2018 2:02 AM |
I cooked some pasta today and drained it.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 26, 2018 2:20 AM |
I like it when an old big tree makes the sidewalk rise and tilt.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 26, 2018 2:21 AM |
I feel like I need to make a #2 but I think I’ll go to sleep and do it tomorrow, this way it will be a firm log.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 26, 2018 2:44 AM |
I Dremeled my toenails this morning. Nothing could be easier. Thanks DL for this tip!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 29, 2018 8:41 PM |
The skin around my right thumb is so dry it cracked open right by the nail. Asked the pharmacy lady what to do and she suggested Lamsil (naturally, it's expensive). I bought some and it seems to help.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 29, 2018 9:50 PM |
Inspired by r14, r19 and possibly r23 I'm attempting a controlled fart out to ease an IBS flare up (whilst singing the 'Nobody Loves Me, Everybody Hates Me' song quietly to myself).
by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 4, 2018 10:52 PM |
The Lamsil has acid in it, no wonder it stung and didn't help at all. Finally went with Neosporin and my crack's clearing up nicely, so to speak.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 4, 2018 11:53 PM |
These wool socks were a good investment, keeping my feet toasty warm. Thanks LL Bean.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 5, 2018 11:32 AM |
It's so cold at my flat I'm wearing a beanie.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | December 5, 2018 11:46 AM |
I ate noodles and pretzels for lunch. I'll eat a plum before I head to the gym this evening after work. I hope I don't have to wait too long for a treadmill.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | December 5, 2018 1:08 PM |
Does anyone know the name of the Christmas Moose TV special? Not the movie, I can’t pay Comcast $18 to see that.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | December 9, 2018 1:26 AM |
I ate waaayyy too many latkes tonight, and they were not even homemade.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | December 9, 2018 1:41 AM |
Is vulvular a word? (Of or pertaining to the vulva.)
by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 9, 2018 1:47 PM |
I thought Henry Winkler (Fonzie) died a few years ago but Google has informed me that he didn't. Now I'm wondering whom I confused him with.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | December 12, 2018 6:26 PM |
You're doing a lot, R34. You're thinking, you're looking stuff up, and now you're back to thinking again. Calm down.
What did you have for lunch today?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | December 12, 2018 11:47 PM |
I'm craving salty snacks but have none.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 13, 2018 12:30 AM |
Well, R36, did you get some?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | December 13, 2018 10:12 AM |
My IKEA flat pack kitchen was just delivered in 12 small boxes.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | December 13, 2018 2:56 PM |
I nominate "bespoke" as the word of the year.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | December 13, 2018 8:02 PM |
I figured out that Cheetos crunchy are possibly better than Cheetos puffs. All this time, I've been eating the puffs. I think I need to switch over to crunchy.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | December 13, 2018 8:29 PM |
Debating whether to watch the Logo marathon of the ‘Golden Girls’..... That’s about it for today.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | December 13, 2018 8:33 PM |
R40, sorry but "bespoke" was 2012. Can you try again? No worries if you can't.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | December 13, 2018 8:38 PM |
R42, I saw an adult Golden Girls calendar in Michael's yesterday. Are you watching?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | December 13, 2018 8:39 PM |
Meant to say coloring book, not calendar.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | December 13, 2018 8:39 PM |
R43, West Coast here. I think it just reached Silicon Valley. I heard it this year and looked it up, and then it was everywhere. I probably saw it and thought it was Shakespearian, like "She bespoke to him."
by Anonymous | reply 45 | December 13, 2018 10:50 PM |
R42 You might want to purchase the coloring book and put it in your "hope" chest for when you have dementia in a nursing home.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | December 13, 2018 10:52 PM |
[quote]I figured out that Cheetos crunchy are possibly better than Cheetos puffs. All this time, I've been eating the puffs. I think I need to switch over to crunchy.
You end up with orange fingers either way.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | December 13, 2018 10:56 PM |
Good advice, R47. I'll throw in a box of crayons also.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | December 13, 2018 11:44 PM |
Silly R46. It's "She be speakin' to him."
by Anonymous | reply 49 | December 13, 2018 11:45 PM |
R37, no I did not.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | December 14, 2018 12:59 AM |
Here's an underwhelming tale for you.
One of my best friends of 20 years recently confessed to me that he is bi but has never been with a guy. He wants to have sex with me. We've come close the past few times we've seen each other, just making out, grabbing each other's dicks etc.
He's also married and his wife has become an incredibly good friend. He recently told her he's also into men but she doesn't believe him.
He wants to fuck me eventually. I'm strictly a top but have always wanted to bottom only for someone I love. Alas, love has eluded me at age 39. I do love him as a friend, but I've been IN love with him since I was 19 when we first met in college.
I really, really want to have NSA sex with him. We both don't want to ruin our friendship or his marriage. I mean we've already made out heavily several times. So basically he's already cheated.
I wonder what the new year will bring our relationship. I certainly don't want to be "the other woman" and I don't want to wreck their marriage, although I wish she would divorce him because he's been a pretty shitty husband to her. I don't want to date him or be his lover, I just want the sex.
I'm a horrible person.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | December 19, 2018 5:51 PM |
Well, that was exhausting. Human desires, human failings and foibles, human excreta, dear god.
Make your bed with nice new sheets, get into bed, close your eyes and think of nothing.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | December 20, 2018 1:24 AM |
I made a dollar tree shower curtain into a Roman Shade for my mud room/storage room/slave quarters.
I have been throwing bags of cat poo out of a window into a construction site next door. Greedy developers tore down a Queen Anne house from the 1890s and are buidling ugly oerpriced gray condos. That will show them, ha!
I purposely made a lot of noise with my cowboy boots the other day while walking around outside. I intend to drown out the women who wear loud clomping boots.
My cat is meowing and squeaking at me for attention.
I smell marijuana.
I subscribed to receive All liquid laundry detergent for sensitive skin on Amazon.
My boss is a boring dweeb.
My cat will receive a Christmas stocking, even though I am converting to Judaism.
I can no longer sing an E flat above high C.
I sprayed Glade apple cinnamon air freshener in the bathroom an hour ago.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | December 21, 2018 9:15 AM |
You're very busy, R54. Why are you converting to Judaism?
by Anonymous | reply 54 | December 21, 2018 10:40 AM |
I am converting because of the hypocrisy of Christians in general, especially after the last election. Plus i've studied the Bible in the original languages, and Rabbi Yeshua is not the Messiah.
I am going back to the Dollar Tree store later to buy greeting cards.
Then I will destroy those who insulted me and my blog.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | December 21, 2018 11:13 AM |
What type of cards are you buying at the Dollar Store?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | December 21, 2018 11:19 AM |
Owls are so noisy outside they wake me.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | December 21, 2018 11:27 AM |
I've just bought my first pair of leather shorts. Looking forward to wearing them at our Christmas party.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | December 21, 2018 11:29 AM |
You're probably insane, R59. No value judgement though, you're undoubtedly a cool hipster.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | December 21, 2018 4:04 PM |
R60 - I'll have you know that I look mighty fine in them. I guess you're just jealous because you have flabby thighs.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | December 21, 2018 4:20 PM |
R61, I'll have you know I wear my flabby thighs with pride. But I have my sanity. Sort of.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | December 21, 2018 4:31 PM |
I am buying cheap nondenominational holiday cards at the Dollar Tree.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | December 21, 2018 9:22 PM |
I keep sneezing.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | December 21, 2018 9:42 PM |
Are you mailing them, R63? Cuz it's getting a little late.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | December 21, 2018 9:44 PM |
No. I will put them in cheap gifts bags I will also buy at the Dollar Tree while making excessive noise with my footwear. Then I will go home and jerk off.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | December 21, 2018 9:52 PM |
Why are you making noise with your footwear?
by Anonymous | reply 66 | December 21, 2018 10:07 PM |
Because I want to. Someone's got to who is not female in the city I live in.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | December 21, 2018 10:08 PM |
What kind of shoes are you wearing?
by Anonymous | reply 68 | December 21, 2018 10:14 PM |
Cowboy boots. As often as possible. Boots.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | December 21, 2018 10:16 PM |
All I can say is I hope you're thin. Because cowboy boots on a hefty guy are not appealing.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | December 21, 2018 10:19 PM |
I am not thin, I am average, with some muscles. I am not hefty. I am tall. I am booted, hear me roar. And?
by Anonymous | reply 71 | December 21, 2018 10:21 PM |
My cat bit me today. It hurts.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | December 21, 2018 10:46 PM |
A peanute just fell on the floor
by Anonymous | reply 73 | December 21, 2018 11:53 PM |
Followed by a cashew
by Anonymous | reply 74 | December 22, 2018 12:08 AM |
Do you have Parkinson's, R74/75? Peanut dropping is one of the first signs.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | December 22, 2018 12:44 AM |
I will drop my cowboy boots on you.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | December 22, 2018 10:55 AM |
I took an Uber to work. The driver was a lady. She was nice.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | December 27, 2018 6:34 PM |
Excuse me r52, your issues are too whelming for this thread. Get a blog
by Anonymous | reply 78 | December 27, 2018 7:04 PM |
I changed the paper towel in the paper towel holder.
The woman down the street gave birth to a living room sofa.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | December 27, 2018 7:54 PM |
I took a nap this afternoon and dreamed I called an ugly man "Sugar Bear."
by Anonymous | reply 80 | December 28, 2018 12:14 AM |
I ordered some Gummi Bears from Instacart, but the shopper got me Gummi snakes instead, and I found a Gummi coke in with the snakes.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | January 2, 2019 4:08 PM |
It’s dead quiet outside. Not one bird calling, no dogs barking, the usual 2 deer aren’t in my back yard. I’ve never “heard” it so quiet before. I have a bird feeder so my neighborhood always has birds, even in winter. The sun is shining and it’s above freezing and usually I’d hear white throated sparrows singing on a day like today. But nothing. I also have a ton of blue jays and they’re quiet too, which is really strange because they’re always complaining about something.
I checked for hawks but don’t see any in the usual hawk haunts.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | January 17, 2019 5:42 PM |
R83, obviously an approaching tsunami. Grab your snorkel mask and head to higher ground.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | January 17, 2019 7:02 PM |
I got up, made the bed, took a shower, and read the paper with my morning coffee. I just finished the second cup while reading news and DL on the computer.
Now I shall go downstairs and make breakfast, or should I say brunch (it's 12:35 PM) before I get back to my taxes. I get a discount if I see the accountant early in the year. It's a pain to get the paperwork ready, though. I have to send it in early.
It's been raining hard, I'm happy to be home all day. I am not going out, either. I'm in my sweats, am not going to change.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | January 17, 2019 7:38 PM |
Don't change a hair for me/Not if you care for me Stay pretty Valentine, stay! Each day is Valentine's Day
by Anonymous | reply 85 | January 18, 2019 4:13 PM |
I am tired and miserable. I hate winter.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | January 18, 2019 4:19 PM |
Me too,, R87.
Just ate half a carton of vanilla yogurt.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | January 18, 2019 11:08 PM |
My stomach hurts. I find I can no longer eat large pieces of beef, eg, a meatball hero or a thick roast beef sandwich. I can handle like one slider now, that’s about it.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | January 22, 2019 1:41 AM |
I am wearing a pair of women's fleece lined leggings and they feel incredible. Now I understand why women wear them all the time.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | January 22, 2019 2:02 AM |
Off to work today in frigid weather. I have a bad back, Trump sucks, I need to lose weight. Everything feels like shit.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | January 22, 2019 10:54 AM |
I had planned to go shopping for a better winter coat but it's too cold to go shopping, minus 12 degrees celsius.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | January 22, 2019 11:34 AM |
I have to pee but am too comfortable sitting here. My bladder should be okay for awhile.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | January 22, 2019 6:59 PM |
How's that bladder, R93?
by Anonymous | reply 93 | January 23, 2019 11:28 AM |
As an avid moviegoer I'm really bummed the Mr. Rogers documentary wasn't nominated. It was one of the best movies of the year and after I saw it I thought wow, this might actually be nominated for Best Picture. Alas.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | January 23, 2019 11:30 AM |
I made brownies. I baked for the max amt of time but they’re gooey inside. I don’t like gooey brownies. Fuck me & my gooey brownies
by Anonymous | reply 95 | January 24, 2019 1:16 AM |
I like brownies well done with a good crunch on the ends.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | January 24, 2019 2:56 AM |
The best brownies are the ones from the four corners of the baking pan, with crunchy edges. And walnuts.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | January 24, 2019 4:00 AM |
You can get this "Baker's Edge" brownie pan (lots of edges and corners) on Amazon:
by Anonymous | reply 98 | January 24, 2019 4:18 AM |
It's raining. My eyes itch. Might have to take an allergy pill.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | January 24, 2019 10:30 AM |
I accidentally took daytime cold medicine with caffeine in it before bed. I slept badly and am quite tired today.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | January 24, 2019 10:49 AM |
Thank you R99!
by Anonymous | reply 101 | January 24, 2019 11:28 AM |
Took an allergy pill.
Condolences to R101. I've done the opposite -- took a sleepy pill in the a.m. Sheer horror.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | January 24, 2019 11:31 AM |
Bought flavored seltzer at the market. Lemon lime.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | January 24, 2019 3:43 PM |
I think I cut into the brownies too soon after I took them out of the oven. I waited about an hour and 15 minutes. Next time, it’ll be 3 hours.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | January 24, 2019 9:30 PM |
Making meatloaf with chiles.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | January 24, 2019 9:34 PM |
Old and feeble people are not taken care of properly and when they die, no one cares.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | January 24, 2019 11:07 PM |
I can understand ditching Christianity but why go to Jewish? Do you always have to be a religious nut?
by Anonymous | reply 107 | January 24, 2019 11:14 PM |
The maintenance man I've a crush on at the Center touched me today.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | January 25, 2019 12:56 AM |
What "Center?"
by Anonymous | reply 109 | January 25, 2019 1:37 AM |
Finished reading my novel tonight. I'll start a new one tomorrow.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | January 25, 2019 1:38 AM |
I served avocado on toast to my friends on Dixie brand plates.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | January 25, 2019 1:54 AM |
Johnsonville Beer Brats are pretty good.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | January 25, 2019 2:23 AM |
Who are you talking to, r108?
by Anonymous | reply 113 | January 25, 2019 3:30 AM |
I'm working today.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | January 26, 2019 11:59 AM |
Who's going to watch the SAG awards tonight?
by Anonymous | reply 115 | January 27, 2019 10:53 PM |
I am not watching the SAG Awards. I don't have cable. I count on you all to bring me the most interesting results. TIA.
I'm not watching Rent, either. I have never seen it.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | January 27, 2019 10:57 PM |
Is anyone posting on the SAG Awards thread?
by Anonymous | reply 117 | January 28, 2019 1:33 AM |
I got tired of only wearing white or black socks, so I bought 3 six-packs of novelty pattern socks.
My cat is almost 15 years old and has recently started limping, favoring her front left paw.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | January 30, 2019 1:25 AM |
The smoke alarm went off when I showered first thing this morning. It turns out it thought the steam coming from the bathroom was smoke.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | January 30, 2019 12:09 PM |
I baked a cake and it didn’t rise much and was too dense and moist inside. I put in the right ingredients, followed all the instructions. Did I not beat it long enough with the mixer? It said 34-38 minutes in the oven so I set it for 38 minutes and immediately took it out. Did I overbake? I made the same cake a few months ago and it came out fine.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | January 31, 2019 12:56 AM |
Today is Wednesday or as I call it, "exfoliation day".
by Anonymous | reply 121 | January 31, 2019 1:06 AM |
I didn't go outside once today, due to the polar vortex. Wish everyone could be as smart as me.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | January 31, 2019 1:07 AM |
R120 So where was the smoke coming from? Did your house burn down?
by Anonymous | reply 123 | January 31, 2019 1:08 AM |
I gave a like to something that I didn't really like on Twitter today. I did it just to be polite. I did a slight eye-roll as I clicked the little heart. I hate myself for being such a phony.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | January 31, 2019 1:09 AM |
I have more followers on Twitter than people I am following. I am following 51 people and have 57 followers. (Jealous?)
by Anonymous | reply 125 | January 31, 2019 2:10 AM |
Dan Savage's husband Terry Miller looks awful. He is seriously overdoing the body building thing.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | January 31, 2019 2:10 AM |
R121, was your baking powder or baking soda old? Did you weigh out your ingredients or use measuring cups?
by Anonymous | reply 127 | January 31, 2019 6:21 AM |
I became a half-century old as of one hour ago.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | January 31, 2019 6:23 AM |
Happy birthday, r129.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | January 31, 2019 10:46 AM |
Thank you R130 :-) I appreciate it.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | January 31, 2019 3:11 PM |
Possums have a short lifespan. Maybe 2 years on average.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | February 3, 2019 4:39 AM |
I like lo main better when it’s cold than when it’s hot.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | February 3, 2019 9:51 PM |
Lo mein
by Anonymous | reply 133 | February 3, 2019 9:51 PM |
An0maly is a salve for my underwhelming existance.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | February 4, 2019 1:38 AM |
Damn it! I think my stove is broken! I hate this shit. I’m gonna buy a new house. Seriously, I’ve had it.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | June 7, 2020 12:02 AM |