Vanderpump Rules Season 7

Granny Pump looks ridiculous with all those trashy whores.

We all knew that Ariana had been with women.

Hell, Tom Sandoval is almost a woman.

Bare arms isn't a good look for Lisa.

Her arms look flabby

Lisa's almost 70. Give her a break.

This just proves that Granny Pump will do ANYTHING for a buck.

I'm embarrassed for her, being associated with such a fake, shit show.

Granny Pump used to be my fav....now she is just a sour old cunt who gets pissy if she doesn't get her way. Sorry, she gone from hero to zero for me.

This show is still more exciting than the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

If Lisa was smart, she'd just appear on this show, and exit from RHOBH. This show is much better.

Is it true that Jax was gay for pay back in the days when he lived in Miami? I can see him Topping for pay, not so much presenting hole for cash.

Bring Jax over to Genoa City to top Jabottom. Rey won’t mind sharing.

Weird W Hollywood rumor that Jax and Kanye hooked up. EEEEEEEEk

R8, L

[quote]This show is still more exciting than the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

So is watching under-toenail fungus grow.

R12 Every fucking year Granny Vanderpump leaks to Radar that she won't return. It's all about them upping her contract amount. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Adrienne from the first year’s reunion show claimed that Granny V sold stories to the tabloids. Granny was incensed and the other broads reacted similarly.

Now it seems like Adrienne Maloof May have been correct.

We met Jax's former sugar daddy a few seasons ago. He still keeps a nude photo of Jax in his living room, and drunkenly confessed that he still loved him.

GROSS

R16. OMG. I missed that one. I am guessing Kristen located this poor heartsick man and arranged a reunion....

[Quote] Adrienne from the first year’s reunion show claimed that Granny V sold stories to the tabloids. Granny was incensed and the other broads reacted similarly. Now it seems like Adrienne Maloof May have been correct.

Shocker.

I'm actually happy for Stassi and her new man. She dated a lot of complete assholes. At least this guy seems nice.

Stassi will either end up with a spineless doormat who ignores her or she will eventually ruin each and every relationship.

That girl needs to move far away from Los Angeles if she wants to be happy in life.

Lala is a French Whore!!!! She hides her accent well.

LVP and her crocodile tears while talking about her only sibling's death, saying, " . . . we were so close, we may have well have been twins."

In reality she probably ghosted him for the past 15 years.

I couldn't even watch this show with the TV on mute; good lord, what has Kristen done to her face? She can't be that old - why did she get all that plastic surgery? And all of this -"Jax is a changed man & he's going to make an honest woman of Kentucky Fried Brittany" - what rubbish, even by reality TV standards! I thought they'd use the TomTom thing to just reboot the show & get a younger bunch, but no, the Sexy Seniors from SUR are back!

Kristen definitely looks different. Older, actually.

I love Stassi's new boyfriend. He seems like a cute goofball.

Sandoval? Ummm.... he wears way too much makeup.

I felt bad for Katie. James has become a real out-of-control dickhead. That kid is going to have a hard fall, and no one will care because he's such an asshole to everyone.

I wonder how much money Jax inherited from his father? He seems to not be hurting for money anymore. The part where he asks for his job back, is just so that he'll have something to do on the show. Otherwise, he wouldn't give two fucks.

Whenever I watch this show, I feel like I need to take my TV to the free clinic to get tested for STDs.

git a facelift lady

u look 100...

why so much jax and his fat udders gf??

Jax looks so much better on WWHL he lost 30lbs and looks like the old Jax. Kristin is in her mid-30's now, her desperation is showing. Lala is a whore.

I can't watch. I've tried. I hate everyone of these people. They are all insufferable human beings.

James' girlfriend Raquel is a horrible actress and she is very bad at "cry-acting."

Oh, and if she really is that dumb, then she deserves to be cheated on by James.

She doesn't care what that queenie little James does; she's like Brittany, she just wants to be on teeveee

When James was insulting Katie, he looked SO femme in the way that he was holding his cigarette and calling her "dahling."

I know he's supposed to be some kind of pussy hound, but I don't see it.

I love James, he is very entertaining. And his girlfriend is really dumb but I kind of feel bad for her. She looks like a fool. Katie really chubbed out. There is no way she is happy looking like that in front of all those skinny bitches.

James is definitely the villain, but I wonder if Lisa will really fire him?

Looks like the girls are giving him the #metoo and #timesup treatment, in the sense that they won't tolerate his hostility towards women anymore.

However, it does make you wonder how much of this is at LVP's encouragement? She knows that James is good for ratings.

What do you think James was on during the Pride scene when he was confronted at Sur? He's not supposed to be drinking at work, so I'm guessing it was meth or heroin. He was slurring his words, acting manic, and he looked like utter shit.

arggghhh that old sow vanerpump and her pink rags she wears.

is she ill??

jax had a nose job and fat reduction ,,, maybe eyes too

Jax had his nose job a couple of seasons ago. He still looks pretty chunky to me.

The gayer Tom is the worst fucking actor ever.

[quote] The gayer Tom is the worst fucking actor ever

I still have no idea which Tom you're talking about. It really could be either of them.

Schwartzy has a message for you, R40.

Sandoval was so touched, when his boyfriend got married.

I beg to differ, R40.

Sandyval is looking like he dips his face in acid.

The show must have premiered poorly because they are testing it on Sundays after RHOA.

show would be so much better if fat sow vanderpump would keep her fugly mug off the screen.

The show must have premiered poorly because they are testing it on Sundays after RHOA.

I'm embarrassed to admit this, but like reading reality TV recaps on NYMAG in Realitytea because they're funny, but I read the recaps & comments for VP last week & everyone - including the recappers - seemed bored to death with this show. No one cared about James's antics, the engagement of Dumb and Dumber or Stassi's new face because everyone seemed BORED with the whole thing. Clearly Bravo likes beating a dead horse (see Shahs), but I'd be surprised if this show lasted as it is for another reason - but then I thought that last season too.

So we're supposed to believe the only employment option for Teddi Mellencamp's brother is as a busboy at SUR? Riiight.

Well, now we know where Tom Sandoval gets his weird looks from. His dad looks like an oddly formed munchkin sporting an awful toupee.

All of these couples have zero sexual energy. I just cannot picture Schwartz and Katie having sex.

You want sexual chemistry, bitch?

These people are complete garbage but I really hate James and Lala the most.

There is something sad about Kristin Doute desperate attempt for relevance. Thanks god for James he is the only entertaining one so far. Any comments about Brittany's big black ex boyfriend? Wow didn't expect that.

The new episodes this season have been previewing on Sunday nights, a day before the "official" airing.

The cast and show exists because of Kristen Doute. She met the two Toms on a blind roommate craigslist ad. She got a job at Lisa Vanderpump's other restaurant Villa Blanca, and met Stassi, who she introduced to Jax, who ended up being the main storyline during the first season. Katie and Schwartz were set up by Kristen. She introduced Stassi to the guy she's currently dating on the show.

I liked Peter's tits dancing

I didn’t know Peter had boned Katie. Stassi and Kristin too? I wouldn’t mind sampling Peter’s Pinga too. Sharing is nice, Peter.

Peter has questionable penile hygiene

I was also very surprised that Britney has a black ex-boyfriend.

[Quote] just cannot picture Schwartz and Katie having sex.

Haven't they claimed to be the kinky ones out of that group?

gosh jax is gross and the sow he wants to marry. is it all fake????? surely it is.

[Quote] is it all fake????? surely it is.

Is this your first reality show?? lol

Is there any part of reality shows that's not scripted?

There is something sad about Kristin Doute desperate attempt for relevance.

If you watch the earlier seasons (which I am embarrassed to admit I did), it's amazing what a shell of a person she is now. She was always kind of crazy and explosive, but seem to have some self-awareness and wasn't mindlessly devoted to Stassi. Now she seems just nuts and not in a good way

I love a Scheana’s ugly ass hair whip in the opening credits and Granny Pump’s sexy face at the end🤮

Brittany got into a bitch fight on an airplane:

Damn, ol big bone Brit is entering aging porn whore territory. She’ll be looking like her Kentucky sow granny in short order.

her fat old tits are so icky, fire her asap, her voice sounds like a bitter old granny

Beer Cheese!

Wow @ Tom Sandoval's "Winter Wonderland" costume.

For a straight guy, he has a very gay sensibility.

I do have to say that his outfit was FABULOUS. From the head piece, to the white fur coat, Miss Sandoval had it going on! The contacts were an especially nice touch. He even out-did the ladies, with that ensemble.

God, LaLa is trash beyond trash. Can an episode go by where she doesn't talk about getting banged from behind or getting her pussy wrecked? Her mom must be so proud.

Lala should just do porn..she wants to, you can tell. And, she looks like shit this season. The girl has no idea how to style herself.

I’m surprised Lala hasn’t done porn. Next season’s storyline.

Yes. After her "man" dumps her STD-riddled ass and she can't support the lifestyle to which she would like to become accustomed.

Lala is a vulgar, cringe-inducing skank, even by reality TV standards, which is really saying something.

James Kennedy is rumored to be in the Celebrity Big Brother house later this month

James is supporting his family

James' mother is a real piece of work.

So she's an addict, and his dad is broke and living with the gay guy that James used to live with?

And James is now supporting all of them? No wonder he acts the way he does, and no wonder his mother went crying to Lisa to give him his job back. They're all relying upon him for money.

I give him a lot of credit for supporting his parents.

If he's lucky, maybe he'll get some of the money he was reportedly going to get from George Michael's estate.

James's mom Jacqueline has been working as a background actor for years, and is somewhat regular on Criminal Minds playing various dead bodies.

When James and Kristen were dating, Jackie used Kristen's credit card number at a West Hollywood spa for botox saying that it was a birthday present from her sister.

Wow R78, that is some DIRT!

Anything else on the Kennedy grifters?

You could see cocaine in one of James' mom's nostrils in the scene last season when James called her hypocritical for saying he drank too much.

James' personal story is probably 10x more interesting than any of the other VPR cast members.

They're all dull as dirt.

But I thought James was the White Kanye! I thought EVERYBODY wanted him to be their DJ! I thought EVERYBODY wanted to make a record with him! So why would he need a stupid job at SUR, right?

Has anyone here actually eaten at SUR?

R83 A friend of mine did, and his server was Brittany. He said she was very nice and came across just the same as does on TV. He said the food was awful. He had a very dry chicken breast with some extremely overly salted rice.

I've eaten at Sur and Pump and they're pretty much the same. It's all basic, trendy, unmemorable food. But what really bothered me about both of them is the seating. Most of the "chairs" use throw pillows as backing instead of an actual chair. Similar to sitting on someone's ottoman or couch, and the table's are so close together you practically have dinner with strangers.

Aside from restaurant décor, Lisa Vanderpump is one of the few celebrities who walks the walk. The amount of time and money she has donated to gay causes, pride fests, interviews with gay publications AND opening a dog shelter on Melrose Avenue AND lobbying to end the Yulin dogmeat festival. Makes you think of all the hundreds, thousands of rich celebrities who could do the same but don't.

Is it me, or does Lisa's face look a bit "pasted on" in the group shot at the end of the opening credits? Almost like the editors had a Lisa face that they copied and pasted onto her body. Weird.

If Lisa is so supportive of the gay community, how come we're on Season 7 and haven't had an openly gay cast member?

Wasn't this season finale the recent "Ice Princess Party" episode? Six weeks and end of season. done = end of series. Done.

(Last season's series ended in early March with cutey Swartzie's and Katie's wedding. Can't believe I'm admitting knowledge of this.)

There's no way the season is ending before Tom Tom opens.

The previews were shown of the Sur employee staff meeting from next week's episode.

Im oddly attracted to James.

I would totally sleep with James - Something about him is wierdly sexy

He is handsome and odd looking at the same time!

Don't take away his Tuesday Lisa!!

James looks like the dentist claymation character from A Year Without a Santa Claus.

A mother telling another woman she's her own child's mother figure is tragic and unintentionally revealing.

This season is the final season for VPR.

LaLa has landed her (Fat) "Man" (she has no reason to return: $$$$); Elvis and 'Cilla's (Jax/Brit) VRP spinoff failed; James' life will always be a wreck (thanks to his mother's stealing Kristen's CC number); Raquel's ignorance makes 'Cilla (Brit) look like a Rhodes Scholar; no follow-up story on the newlyweds, Tequila Katie and Swartzie; Ariana is clearly a Lez (Yes!); and Kristen and Stassi . . . who cares.

Peter, call me -

R96 sure, Jan

^^ Stassi

I was in heat over Peter until I heard he had his chorizo pinga inside all the broads except the lez. Now, not so much.

It **should** be the last season of VPR - actually, last season should've been the last season - but considering how this show presents Lisa as some sort of Patron Saint of Emotionally and Intellectually Stunted Adults, I wonder if they keep her on RHWOBH by putting in her a more sympathetic light on VPR. So if they want to keep her around for RH, Bravo has to keep the VPR gravy train going. And while I think they are intolerable human beings, James & Jax are like Reality TV gold.

It gets higher ratings than RH

Looks like Billie Lee is coming for LaLa and Katie. She is playing the Trans card.

Hmm, that should be interested: the skank & the entitled chub vs. the tranny. I guess at least it's better than Jax & Brittany drama.

I'm watching the VPR rerun of the "Love Thy Mother" episode, not paying much attention UNTIL the scene with resident Trailer Trash Princess Sheena and her "date" Adam are frolicking around on the SkySpace acrylic slide, while Stassi and her crew are sharing photos of the especially handsome Adam and his especially handsome "roommate" Robbie, with Sheena decorating their especially handsome laps.

Poor Sheena shares with the especially handsome, especially fit, exquisitely groomed Adam, she doesn't understand why he isn't attracted to her, alas. Then especially handsome Adam closes his eyes to lean in to tenderly kiss Robbie . . . I mean Sheena.

. . . and in this episode Stassi's drunken (horny) mother is shamelessly hitting on Stassi's new boyfriend, right in front of her. Upon Stassi's arrival (swooping in out of nowhere), Stassi's new boyfriend escapes (barely) -

I want to see Adam bone Peter. Am I asking too much?

No way is James’ mom sober 9 mos. She looked awful. Poor James.

God, Stassi's mom is a lunatic. I almost felt sorry for Stassi. Almost.

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, R108.

Btw, I think that Stassi's "Beau" is really cute. I'd hit it. And she doesn't deserve him.

Also, is anyone else sick of the Stassi and Ariana friendship? They're both so phony.

Beau is hot and I agree, he deserves better...me!

[Quote] Also, is anyone else sick of the Stassi and Ariana friendship? They're both so phony.

Man, i am so far behind. I thought they didn't like each other??

I kind of like Stassi even though I shouldn't. Her mom explains a lot about Stassi's behavior.

They act like BFF's now, R111, and it's annoying.

This year, they held a joint birthday party, and they were acting as though they had been best friends for years and years, even though they absolutely hated each other, just one season ago.

Meanwhile, Scheana's now left out in the cold.

R113 Then i guess i'm not in any rush to catch up. And Scheana always seems to get left out every other season lol

I'm just fine with Scheana being left out of everything.

[Quote] I'm just fine with Scheana being left out of everything.

I liked her up until she started that shit with Ariana and her mother. I also can't believe she was still encouraging Shay to drink after everything he'd been through.

Lisa Vanderpump is beyond the grubby bottom-feeding garbage of Daily Mail sponsored events.

Watch it R117, before Lisa contacts "Radaronline" to do a nasty story about you!

[quote] before Lisa contacts "Radaronline" to do a nasty story about you!

Well at least she didn't call your shoe line, the MALOOF HOOF! Bitch!

There's a Triple A commercial that plays on network TV, and I swear it's Schena doing the voiceover on it.

God I used to love that blog Pretty on the Outside. He is brilliant!

This show has jumped the shark. I absolutely loved it during the first few seasons when the cast were truly struggling servers (having been a server as a young boy myself) but now that they think they are celebrities, it is just cringeworthy to watch.

It's a fat little shoe, R119

When will this season be over? I'm getting bored with it.

The only thing that would make me tune in, is Tom-Tom making out again. Maybe even going further than that.

Otherwise.... zzzzzzzzz

Someone needs to explain to Billie Lee that they didn't leave her out of girls night because she's trans. They left her out because Katie was organizing it and Billie was a bitch to her and Kristin at brunch.

Billie hosts a Tranny Chix-with-Dicks Brunch and acts like he owns the place.

Kristen, Katie and Lala were being polite, but each of them could annihilate that hermaphrodite in a second.

Billie just wanted a story line. Plain and simple.

Billie seems like someone you should be able to root for out of that bunch, instead she seems just as vapid, annoying and stupid as the others.

Billie is like every stupid twink you've ever met, except she has tits now.

It's hilarious how Billie says nothing but trans is beautiful, and then acts like the most obnoxious, coked-out drag queen at the bar that no one wants around.

Billie's looking more manly this season than she did last year. Last season, she could almost "pass. Not so much this year.

I want to see sassy Sandoval and kunty Ken in a bitch fight.

Billie is a graduate of the Wharton School and gave up a lucrative career on Wall Street to be her true self on Vanderpump Rules. She is a very dynamic person.

That brassy, cheap blonde hair isn't doing Billie any favors.

Lala is obviously auditioning for her future porn career in every episode. This week, we get her tits, more talk about her wet vagina, and a simulated orgasm.

If chlamydia was a human being, it would look like Lala.

DRAMA ALERT: Kristen Doute of Vanderpump Rules Alleges James Kennedy’s Mom Robbed Bank, Stole from Her

Does Lisa have a side piece? A young Latin stud that services her? She looks like she's a beast in the sack.

I think it's more likely that Ken has a young Latin stud side piece.

Or that Pandora has a side piece girlfriend........

Pandora definitely gives lessie face!

I wonder whatever happened to Pandy? I hope she really isn't spending all her time slinging that crappy Sangria. She used to turn up with some regularity in her maxi dresses & rat the VPR (typically Stassi) crew out to Lisa for their bad behavior.

There was that one episode when Pandora said she had to cancel her margarita beach day to work at Sur.

She bossed everyone around and growled at the cook through her fanged scowl, "How we doin with that burger?!"

Sur is a burger joint?

Pandora wants a big trucker dyke to open her box. Oddly enough she has a beautiful husband.

Pandora definitely gets her looks from Ken

LaLa may be single soon: According to the police, there is something not quite right about the statement given by this A- list reality star who only is that high if you watch the actual show, otherwise you have no idea who she is. It could make sense to some extent if she split with that guy she is supposed to marry and was moving things out of his place to hers, but that is not what she told police. Lala Kent ("Vanderpump Rules")/Randall Emmett ($10,000 worth of belongings stolen from her car)

[quote] Pandora wants a big trucker dyke to open her box. Oddly enough she has a beautiful husband.

Don't worry. Pandy's husband Jason is getting his box opened regularly, as well. By MEN.

@ R146 - Julianne Hough pulled the same fake story shortly before Ryan dumped her. Almost exactly the same “Theft” story: her car was burglarized, thousands of dollars of jewelry stolen, in broad daylight.

Is Arianna’s bicurious nature outed in tonight’s episode? The previews look interesting.

I thought we all just assumed Sandoval had a vagina?

Pandy’s husaband likes to ride a dildo wearing a jockstrap

Sandoval and Ariana think they are much hotter and interesting than they are.

They get so much screen time, but their storylines are so contrived and boring.

Sandoval is a cardboard cutout of a person.

Yes R149, Ariana was outed (and then outed herself) as bisexual. Lala ate out her pussy in the back seat of Sandoval's car. Ew!

Also, does anyone else find Billy Lee extremely annoying and needy? Or is she just being thirsty for a storyline? The girls seem over Billy, and seem to hate her.

Billie Lee is playing the Tranny card and its just too early in the game for that. She lost many fans already

This week's Tranny Brunch with Billie menu includes pigs in a blanket, beef curtains and smashed redskin potatoes, egg drop soup, scrambled eggs with sausage substitute.

All served alongside a heaping dish of sass that all of you LOVE now because of Rupaul's Drag Race, right?

This Billie being butt-hurt is a dopey plot line. It was the women insulted by James who, after they complained and got him shit-canned, got together to rebrand a party theme for Tuesday nights. Staff, including Billie, complained that James' Tuesday party was a busy night and servers liked the tips. The three or four cast mates "produced" the Girls' Night theme and advertised it to help "create" the busy night that Billie (and others) were resentful of being cancelled. Not everyone from the bar/restaurant helped organize the event and Billie already declared herself a pal of James, so there was no reason to automatically include Billie in the production team. Billie was not excluded from working or attending the event for being James' chum or for being trans, the whole discussion is bullshit, but none of the cast (or writers) can string together a coherent statement in response to Billie's inappropriately "hurt feelings."

This is a big play for more screen time for Billie. I predict everyone will "make up" and Billie will be asked to photograph her breasts for one of the "Girls' Night" fliers. You heard it here. I will laugh at this and at James' cycles of weeping and sulking.

Ariana complains that she didn't want her sexuality to be public knowledge. Then an orchestrated, contrived scene with cameras already set up to capture her pouring drinks while seeing Tom at work, when they live together.

Tom Sandoval was prepared to cry at the opening of the bar, head down closing his eyes, dramatically looking around with tears already.

Sandoval was in 90% of the episode, and Kristen was onscreen for maybe 10 seconds.

[quote] Sandoval was in 90% of the episode

That's because Sandoval is now that STAH of this show, along with Schwartzy.

I'd love to see a spinoff of the spinoff, called TomTom. And they would be forced to kiss at least once every episode (like the picture hanging on the wall).

And a little cocksucking between Tom and Tom wouldn't hurt. Hell, if Ariana can do it with Lala, I don't see why Tom can't do it with Tom. Right?

The Toms seem extremely gay to me...are their girlfriends just a joke?

Sandoval is gunning for Glenn Close for Best Actress.

It is not wrong for the parents of James, to want him to grow up!! He really is a drunken asshole and I would probably just run away from him and his nastiness.

This picture is a work of art!

No wonder it's hanging on the wall of the bar.

TomTom make such a cute couple...

Haha, google Tom kissing and you'll find a lot of this...

I honestly think that Sandoval wants to hook up with James.

Cute....

I think Sandoval already has hooked up with James. Remember way back in the first season when James was borrowing Sandoval's underwear?

When this series ends (which will be soon), those swanky-ass WEHO apartments the cast has graduated to will vanish, as will their income to support such lifestyle.

The only cast member who gets this fact is Tom S., who has been living in the same shitty apartment since the start of the series.

Their apartments aren't that swanky for a double income couple.

^^ They are, from whence they came -

Tom and Katie live in the same apartment they lived in before they were married. Jax and Brittany moved into an apartment down the hall from them.

If the Toms are actually some sort of partners in Tom Tom they should pull in decent income, but that depends on whether they have something in writing rather than just taking Lisa's vague assurances of partnership. The rest of the cast doesn't really have anything lined up, which is why you see Jax and Britney making a half assed stab at beer cheese, James trying to produce music, etc.

I love the building James lives in.

@R173 - During last season's reunion show, Lisa and the Toms disclosed there is no contract in place. Sandoval appeared to be pissed/regretful when admitting this fact (his $50K, gone); and Schwartzie sheepishly admitted it as well (his $50K, gone).

LVP grifted them both.

[quote] Lisa and the Toms disclosed there is no contract in place. Sandoval appeared to be pissed/regretful when admitting this fact (his $50K, gone); and Schwartzie sheepishly admitted it as well (his $50K, gone). LVP grifted them both.

I remember that.

But why was Sandoval crying and kissing her ass, when she showed the completed bar to the "Toms?"

They must have gotten something out of it.

They are all paid well per episode, and have gotten raises every year. The ratings are higher than the Real Housewives shows, and is one of the top rated shows overall on the network.

Lisa treats Katie like a daughter, and is obviously her favorite. Tom and Tom are basically employees of Ken and Lisa. Jax and Brittany had their own spin-off, which would have doubled their pay while it aired. Ken handed James thousands in cash as a "thank you" for his DJ night. Lala doesn't even need their money. With Lisa and Andy Cohen as bosses, they are all living well.

Dayum, WTP (White Trash Princess) Sheena is sooooo thirsty to take a ride on LaLa's man's private jet!

Swartzie actually spoken the word "Mafia" in talking about LVP's 'Term Sheet' for his involvement with "TomTom."

Yasssssssssssssss!

^^ LVP actually presented those Stupids (T&T) with an EMPTY folder to represent the status of their TT contracts!

LaLa was seen a few weeks ago strung out on something (legal or illegal) on a West Hollywood sidewalk looking like a hot mess. When is she getting married? Should be a happy marriage, because she brings so much to the table.

R181 And by "so much," you mean a yeast-infected cooch, right?

When this series ends, the cast members' leased luxury cars and leased WEHO, LA. Marine Del Rey apartments, Rich oyfriends' money . . . I hope they've saved their money from the series . . .

HAHAHAHA! LaLa's hosting the LVP Girls for a trip to Solvang, CA on her Man's PJ - a whole TWENTY-MINUTE jet ride!

Yes, Dude is Definitely LOADED!

(Loved it when Stassi fell over laughing upon learning of the destination and the extent of the flight time!)

Sooooooooo . . . WHET Ariana's cocktail book?

Does Sandoval still apply his own makeup?

Is Pandora a closeted lesbian???? She has a manish vibe. Her husband has a "Jared Kushner" vibe to him. She would be perfect with Ariana.

Hard to believe in the 1st season, Pandora was besties with Scheana. Even James shuns Scheana these days.

Pandora does have a manly gait...did you see her walking down the aisle? She looked like she was disabled.

Pandora's box has been licked by many many lovely dykettes

Okay, I'm watching the rerun of the "A Housewarming Divided" episode. What is of particular interest is Sandoval's crying in LVP's lap to express his appreciation for his name being part of LVP's newly open club's moniker, "TomTom."

During this touching scene, LVP has her eyes deadlocked on Schwartzie - He's 'Been There,' or will about to be.

VanderGoAwayPlease

Sandoval's accepting Arrianna's cheating with LahLah, as if it were his fault it happened, in the first place . . .

I kind of feel sorry for James. His mother is fucking batshit crazy.

Now I know why she's so desperate for Lisa to give him his job back. Because his mother wants his money!!! I can't believe that he gives her 200 dollars every other day. And now Mommie Dearest is putting his younger brother to work, so that she can take his cash too.

James' mom could very well be the most manipulative person in all of reality television.

As for James' brother Harry.... now he DEFINITELY looks British.

I cannot stand James but damn, his mother is such trash and the brother, omg, just as ugly

Both James's parents are not very attractive. James came out pretty cute by comparison.

The most boring reality show I've ever seen.

James brother needs some invisalign stat. He seems sweet. What a fucked up family.

"you took your first steps at Tiffany's!!!!" No wonder they're all fucked up. She has probably fed that line to him multiple times!

Wasn't George Michael James' godfather and didn't George bequeath him a huge sum of money?

I believe that George Michael's estate is still tied up in court, R199.

At least that's what James said.

George Michael had a falling out with his father years ago (hence the reduced fortunes of the family) and apparently had numerous "god-children" so between the grifter boy toys George surrounded himself with & the other god-children, he'll like get little or nothing

God, Lala is such a sleazy whore. So classy of her to tell the pilots that she's "popping the PJ cherries" of her friends. I'm sure they loved that.

There is something wrong with Lala...sexual abuse?

Didn't Lala started fucking this guy "Randall" when he was still married and living at home with his wife and kids???? Classy. The Vanderpump girls were very critical of this but now LOVE her because they get to fly in a private jet. Such hypocrites.

R204 Yes, the girls were so outraged about Lala messing around with a married guy last season, but now they're fine with it because they get to fly for 20 minutes on a "PJ."

Sandoval would be very believable as a slightly butch lez.

They're all aspiring actors and Randall is a movie producer. Hence why they're all of a sudden on Lala's dick right now.

I've met and worked with people with varying levels of wealth and seen how they live day-to-day, but the crazy rich kind of money Lala has at her disposal seems unusually extravagant.

Lala's fiancé Randall was the main financial investor of the film TURKEY last year GOTTI, starring John Travolta. It was horse crap. Maybe Randall is a fool in business too.

Lesbian couple Tom & Ariana have purchased their first home!

Who is supposed to the the hero/heroine of this show? On "The HIlls" the heroine was Lauren Conrad who was surrounded by lowlifes.

This show doesn't seem to have a "Lauren," just lowlifes. Who cares about these stupid, vapid, diseased grifters?

Lauren and Whitney got married, had kids, and are still younger than some of the Vanderpump crew. This show ran it's course years ago, but they just kept adding losers to the cast like Brittany, Billie and now Raquel. How many people are living off the Vanderpump teat with no other income? Jax is 40, Kristen is 36, how much longer are we going to have to watch these people pretend to be in their early 20s?

R212 it isn't required viewing

the finale should be the entire cast drinking a lethal Tom Tom cocktail and dying en masse like a Jonestown massacre

R214 LOL LOL LOL I am gagging!

R214 that is hilarious! I think character one is supposed to root for is one of LVP's dogs

Miss Sessa would give Miss Sandoval a run for her money.

[Quote] Who is supposed to the the hero/heroine of this show? On "The HIlls" the heroine was Lauren Conrad who was surrounded by lowlifes.

I thought Whitney was pretty chill too.

Okay, I'm currently watching the rerun of the "PJ's on the PJ" episode, which starts with the boys' awaking from a night a nearly Naked-wasted Partying.

Jax is in the midst of dramatically awaking from smoking one too many cigarettes the evening prior (his balls are in Brittany's purse in Solvang), and the camera cuts to a "Hooters" souvenir glass and a half empty bottle of still sparking, freshly foamy Corona Extra (obviously freshly swigged from by a nearby PA.)

The Continuity producer should be fired.

LaLa had better hurry up to get pregnant.

LaLa is Veronica Lodge and Betty Cooper

Lala is trash. Brittany is a saint for sitting and listening to her rants.

I watch it for cwazy james, the fat girl, the one with the screechy voice, old jax bein dum, the hot bartender with the goatee, and the demise of lala, miss nasty

and the cute tom, the gay ish one that dresses so cute

I cringe when miss pink blouse (lisa granny poo) cums on, she the weak link, hope her hubby divorces her for one of his babes..(brandi)

This show is so OVAH

jax and his dum bimbo large breasted woman, theyr so lame.....mercy me.

For the love of jesus mary and joseph, make old lady vandie pumps wear a bag on her hideous face as it makes my dogs go mad.

I cannot imagine Sandoval being anything other than a bossy bottom bitch in bed. Maybe it's a pegging situation?

And wow...Ariana looks hella different from her first season.

Bravo aired some season two re-runs earlier today, and it was so weird seeing Sandoval and Kristen as a couple! He was calling her "babe," and she was digging through his phone for evidence that he was flirting with Ariana.

He denied it, but it was all true!

There is an unusual amount of time spent on Sandoval. He and Ariana are shoehorned in throughout every episode doing mundane things.

Because Miss Sandy is the STAR!

Has Peter ever had a girlfriend? Is he cut or uncut? Size, please. Maybe he’s like a saloon door....swings both ways.

Peter dated Stassi, and had sex with Katie but I don't know it they dated.

He was enagaged last season but I guess it didn’t work out

R231 I thought he was dating someone who had a kid.

R234 He was but cheated on that girlfriend and they broke up.

R235 I had a feeling that was going to happen lol

Peter kind of got fat but he is still cute. Stassi got kind of fat. Katie got fat. Jax got fat but has not slimmed down. Brittany is a cow who speaks like the little girl in the Shake n Bake commercial. Do you remember her? It's Shake n Bake and I helped!

Not sure what to make of Stassi's new boyfried Beau; clearly no sane person would deal with her craziness & he's on VPR, so he must be a thirsty attention whore, yet he's pasty, doughy, has unfortunate tats and while not too terrible to look at it, he's not your typical reality show hot. Plus, he seems to have no job to speak of.

Beau has highly questionable anal hygiene

Time for sleeves, lady.

Beau is sexy as hell

r241 needs glasses

I just want some titties in my face!

Beau at least has a sense of humor and seems easy-going.

Her last boyfriend was a quintessential douche. I had to forward through his scenes to avoid hearing his pseudo-intellectual, decorated vocabulary.

That stupid cunt Lala and her fake anxiety attacks in Mexico were laughable.

Talk about using up your all your goodwill. LaLa has turned into a first rate asshole.

God, Lala's "singing" performance on the latest episode was so bad. I'd have had difficulty not laughing out loud if I had been in the audience.

Then she was holding back tears talking about how her father isn't alive to see her perform.

That is a GOOD thing, Lala.

When did Lala sing this season?

This show is over. The last episdode was a snooze and Granny is getting so tired.

Is Brittany retarded?

That woman who hangs around with James is the worst. The producers need to dump her, she's so obviously a shameless camera whore that she's not fun to watch at all. She's worse than the awful Billie Lee.

She's worse than the awful Billie Lee.

I'm not so sure about that; Raquel is a dimwit and a shameless attention whore, but seems basically sweet while Billie Lee is just shrill and awful. Her loud protestations about not being invited to an engagement party were embarrassing even by VPR standards

R249 Lala sang in last week's episode. She was having a party to celebrate the "release" of her "single" on iTunes or something like that. It was horrifying.

Billie Lee keeps a penis in a jar next to her bed

I think Billie Lee pegs Raquel

Well, it looks like Scheana's giving Lala a run for her money in the "Biggest Skanky Whore in LA" competition.

LMFAO! 50cent calling out Lala

Lala is disgusting and I can't really understand 50c tweet but I get the gist. Ho sucks dick for parts.

This is the full clip from VPR on his IG but not sure it will play here

R257 What language is that in the 50 Cent post?

WTF? That thing escalated quick.

^^ Was Fiddy an investor in Emmet's most recent film failure; hence his immediate demand for his money?

LMFAO

Whoa...bring dat drama, Fofty!

50 aint giving up!

Lala aint really 'bout that life.

Lala was so naturally hot, but said she recently started jacking her face with "preventative" botox, which is why she looks different now.

She looks really bad with makeup too. She is so pretty without the gobs of paint.

HOT!

R267 Scheana was a cutie too before she started fucking with her face.

I think Brittany is “special.” There’s definitely an IQ issue with that one. Or maybe it’s the Kentucky upbringing?

She's face isn't her problem; it's that dim, soulless and devoid of any discernible personality. She has to latch onto a man like a barnacle because she's nothing on her own. I would dispute Mr. 50's characterization of Mandall - in his day, everything Harvey touched turned to gold and while his girls no doubt had to work for it, be made them genuine stars. Mandall, not so much...

I really liked LaLa for awhile because she owned who she was and most of all, she seemed to be an extremely loyal friend-

However, this bitch has become one of the lowest and nastiest creatures on any of these shows!! She is bipolar-ish, nasty, moody, and frankly- a cunt.

And this Billie Lee chick. Holy fuck. I want to support her, but what a fucking grating, bitchy, and humorless cow!!! She is just LOOKING for a fight, looking for drama, looking for screen time. Shrill and completely devoid of likability.

This show is unwatchable this year. And could Jax and his cornpone fiancee be a better match? MY god they are both IDIOTS. The girl cannot speak proper English.

Only people I can watch on this show are Stassi, Beau, Tom, Adriana, and Schwartz.

HA! R271, I didn't see your post!

Her IQ has to be in the 95-100 range. She did go to college, but the girl is a nimrod. A doofus. Only Racquel may be dimmer.

I LOVED how James completely dissed LaLa when she tried to befriend him again. "I'll just call my therapist." Good one James.

Brittany’s father and brothers looked like they wanted to go all Deliverance on Jax’s ass when he said that in their marriage he would always come first. Not well played, J.

No doubt Jax has designs on Brittany’s mother. But the 1980s called and they want that Mackenzie-Childs romper she was wearing back in the suitcase.

LaLa's a whore, darlin'.

Eh, Brittany isn't any dumber than the others (most of them have bad grammar). In fact, she and Jax might be the smartest ones of all, since they're the only ones to get a spin-off.

I don't think I'd want to be fighting with Fofty! But all three look pathetic in this scenario.

Raquel is endearing. As moronic as she is, there's a vulnerability to her. Like leaving an infant home alone in a crate while you go out to party. Brittany is stupid AND a cunt.

Why is called Fofty now? Typo?

Fofty Scent.

Scheana starting to look matronly. The fresh face is way overdone.

Update- Fofty got his money

R2, I was shocked that Tom Sandoval isn't (publicly) gay. I assumed he was just by looking at him.

** BREAKING NEWS! **

LaLa and her 'Man' have stopped following each other on Instagram!

Oh what a surprise, Vandercunt pulls her same manipulation on VPR. Will her hags go after Arianna now for being a "mean girl" and "bullying" poor Lisa?

Stassi and her posse are such DL Bitches! Laughing at LaLa, fighting back tears, during her performance of her new song; laughing at Brittney, fighting back tears, as Britt tries on Disney 'Princess-Not-So-Bright' wedding gowns.

LaLa is aging poorly. When was the last time someone referred to LaLa as virginal?

I never warmed up to Stassi but she does have some decent one liners.

I guess Lala has to get back down on her knees for the PJ! So much for that trip she promised Brittany.

DL Bravo Bitches, puh-leeeeeeeze pitch "Fofty Cent Rules" for the fall 2019 line up!

^^ Yaaasss! The recent hilarious Instagram drama was awwwesome!

This series' tagline line should be "Monday's Coming . . . "

Good god. These people are heinous. They make the HWs look like angels.

R294 They really are so terrible. All of them. I can't wait until this show ends and they fade into obscurity.

Jesus Katie is a cow. She looks like she put on 30 lbs

I couldn't figure out if Katie put on a lot of weight or if it was a bad dress, or both.

Also, Jax and Brit are clearly hoping for a wedding spinoff. Defending and constantly praising each other, showing up in matching outfits for the reunion, bringing up the upcoming date over and over...the only person onstage thirstier than those two was Raquel, inexplicably dressed as a Swiffer.

Hilarious R297!! Swiffer indeed!

How does Tom2 put up with that complaining, nagging heifer wife of his. Having sex with that nasty broad must be torture.

Is it me or do they all have seething animosity toward Vandercunt just simmering beneath surface?

I agree. These guys are bubbling with animosity. But can’t let loose, yet. I see the envy and hatred most when they are up to her zoo, she calls a home. They do all the grunt work, take her condescending behavior and she hauls the cash out the door.

Can hardly wait till the final, end of series run, reunion show. It won’t be pink roses and rainbows.

[Quote] It won’t be pink roses and rainbows.

That would make a good tagline.

They try their hardest, but there is no couple more thirsty and BORING than Tom Sandoval and Ariana.

No R207, Randall is a money launderer pretending to be a movie producer.

I have a feeling Randall is leveraged to the hilt. It won't end well. PJ is gonna crash and burn.

And I really think that is the only reason Jax is marrying her and pretending to be in love. For the spin off wedding. I hope they don't give it to them but they probably will. But he wants that cash. When that's done he can go on cheating. Plus he has to pay for his huge coke habit. He was entirely unhinged at Reunion 1.

They were already allegedly rejected for a wedding spinoff because the Kentucky show did so poorly.

I know Britney is sweet and lovable and all that but........She seems a bit retarded. Or as my Grandmother would say, she’s a bit simple.

Jax is probably marrying Britney because the two of them are riddled with every STD imaginable and no one else will ever fuck either of them.

For a sweet Southern girl, raised by a HOMOPHOBE mother, she has dated black men and a bisexual (Jax), Brittney sure knows how to rebel!!

Jax is bisexual?

R311 is this a serious question or......?

Lala is disgusting.

Jax is heavily rumoured to be bisexual, even gay for pay if you believe Andy Cohen's bitchy ex-assistant

They've showed Jax's former sugar daddy on the show.

R315 In that episode, it was pretty clear that when Jax was living with that older gay guy, he took advantage of free clothes, vacations, and cars. I absolutely believe Jax put out for the guy in order to live the high life.

I really don't think Jax is gay or bi, but rather an opportunist.l

I honestly feel for Raquel. She'd be confounded by buttons on a shirt. It's sweet and sad at the same time. Britney is also dumb as fuck but she's a mean girl and I hope she gets really fat.

r316, there's no way Jax didn't put out for that guy. You don't shower gifts on a model living in your house for free without getting something in return.

I don't think Brittany is a mean girl...she just has a lot of Appalachia in her. They're feisty people and a bit dumb.

The fuck they keep referring to these people as "kids"? They are all pushing 40.

Where do these entitled shits get all that money from? Are their checks from Bravo really that big? Sure Vandercunt isn't paying them 6-figure salaries to work at her shithole restaurants.

r321, they don't even work there anymore.

They were making five thousand an episode when the show started. They likely have received a raise every season, and have probably saved a good amount of money since most of them share housing.

My guess is they probably make 15-20K an episode. Not too shabby.

Tom1 makes $20k per.

Then why did they make such a big deal at reunion #1 about Racquel begining work at SUR. (BTW, can the bitch even spell?)

She doesn't need to spell does she?

r326, because her working at SUR means her staying in the cast of the show, and James as well. It means their attempt to freeze him out this season failed.

Well it became apparent that James was giving money to his mother, often. And LVP doesn't want to be involved with his mother and their arrangement. It's hard for a kid to deal with a parent's addiction.

James' mother must truly have 'the goods' on LVP from their London days: James continues to remain employed at SUR / VPR, and his clueless Princess Not-So Bright Raquel gets a contracted spot on the show.

Seriously? What would James's drug addicted mother say from the 80's that could touch LVP?

Brittany and Raquel have a lot in common: both were thirsty enough to hook their wagons to despicable men in order to be on this show and neither is very bright. Why do you think the witches of WeHo never felt threatened by Brittany, though?

[quote] She doesn't need to spell does she?

None of these dumb apes know how to spell.

I'm happy that Raquel pointed out that she received her Bachelor's and is pursuing her Master's degree.

She has the degree, she's beautiful, and she doesn't need the show.

[quote] working at SUR means her staying in the cast of the show, and James as well. It means their attempt to freeze him out this season failed.

Thank goodness! I love that stupid fucking Katie, Kristen and Stassi LOST that battle.

LVP was in a tough spot. She had to fire James, but I don't think she wanted to. She knows that he's good for the show, but she has no control over the other cast members as to whether or not they invite him to events and parties.

Also, if she kept James on at Sur, she would be accused by other females as supporting a body-shaming misogynist. So she had to let him go.

This shows what a good chess player she is. By hiring Raquel, James stays on the show, AND she keeps the fraus happy.

LVP knows how this game works.

LVP is the epitome of manipulation and social Thirst reincarnated by hiring these dim bulbs to 'rescue,' as in 'rescuing' herself: Sheena Marie (damaged, unapologetic white trash); LaLa (unapologetic white-trash user, though gorgeous); Brittany (whom she sees as dumb, helpless, yet cluelessly happy); and young, easily manipulated Raquel (connected to James' white trash mother, who knows from whence LVP came).

Then, there are the moronic "Toms," with the same aforementioned qualities, coupled with "Mommy Complexes," who'd blindly signed onto LVP's grift, without an attorney/contract.

LVP and her crusty old man are making big bank because of this.

Pffft R334.

Kristen is as dumb and thirsty as the rest of them. And she's fucking CRAZY on top of everything else.

She is a goddamned train wreck, and couldn't even keep a good man like Carter.

Carter was incredibly unsexy. Raquel is so unfathomably stupid, I don't think I've personally ever know someone so devoid of light and I've worked in retail. But I do like her.

Carter is sexy as fuck!!!

I would ride that until every ounce of sperm was milked out of him.

Carter is very handsome.

Carter looks like he is impeccably groomed and smells very nice in his nether regions.

Strangely, all of Kristen's boyfriends seem that way. Sandoval, James, and then Carter.

The reason Tequila Katie was such an incredible bitch to LaLa when she'd joined the cast is because LaLa was really into Schwartzie, really into Schwartzie (before meeting RE).

This most recent season, the episode where they were all in MEX, there is a scene where Schwartzie is stretched on his and Katie's hotel room's bed (n his caftan), with his left arm casually strung over the bed's headboard. LaLa jumps onto the bed next to Schwartzie; then Katie immediately jumps onto the bed next to Lala. Moments later, Katie leaves the bed; then LaLa immediately exits the bed.

Schwartzie, making eye contact with the other Tom, shrugging his shoulders in defeat, is clearly disappointed because of LaLa's exit.

Carter is average.

Carter can photograph well but is not as attractive in motion. He's also a deadbeat. That's not attractive.

^True. His smile/teeth bug me, too.

You don't know any of that for a fact, R342. You're just believing the lies coming from Kristen, Katie and Stassi.

Kristen is the deadbeat. Not Carter.

What does Carter do for money?

R344 If I don't know for a fact then you don't know either. I do know he did not dispute her claims of her supporting him and Kristen has a salary for being on the show, so how is she a deadbeat?

R345 He's a photographer's assistant.

I have no idea what Carter does, but if you had a shred of dignity and cared about how you were perceived in the wide world, you would not agree to be Kristin Doute's whipping boy/back up plan while she still has a thing for Tom and makes out with other chicks. Clearly, the guy's got nothing going on. I suspect the same for Beau, but at least he's entertaining in the "reality TV show" kind of way

R331---Think of LVP's earlier "Video Vixen" days. Maybe she was a vixen for hire at some point, and maybe she was seen huffing piles of powder in the 80s, maybe she & Ken have ties to seedy people and sordid dealings in London before they slipped away to the states. None of that would be information she'd like to have out in the world now that she presents herself as the "reserved, classy English woman" of the show.

I also think LVP, Ken and Failed Grifter and Gambler PK are in cahoots over some shady shit, or are still connected via shady shit of the past, and that's why no one ever heard of PK and Dorit, till they suddenly showed up as their anonymous longtime best friends. There is no reason to be involved with a sweating, wheezing, festering cheese dick of a man like PK unless he has something on them they'd rather keep quiet. I don't know if we (or Dorit) will ever learn the details. I think it's getting closer to coming out and that's why LVP wants to exit RH and make up the difference with a new Dog Rescue show.

Typing of the dog rescue place, why doesn't Raquel work at the dog shelter rather than the restaurant? She could arrange "Puppy Showers" for the new adopters and their dogs there in the lounge. This is a missed opportunity for the shows!

Cedric knows.

why can't John Sessa buy clothes that fit?

[quote]Maybe she was a vixen for hire at some point, and maybe she was seen huffing piles of powder in the 80s, maybe she & Ken have ties to seedy people and sordid dealings in London before they slipped away to the states.

That would make her even more interesting, but not any more scandalous than what other Bravo-lebrities were probably doing three decades ago.

R350 I know, right? Girl looks like she washed all her duds in hot water.

It's really hard to match how vile and toxic some of the HWs are, but these people are far worse. It used to be sort of trashy fun, but they are all so unlikeable now.

What was the deal with Cedric???

In yesterday's reunion special, the tranny employee at her restaurant told Lisa Vanderpump that she's been fucking her son Max.

The look on Lisa's face was hilarious. You can tell just how furious she was that her precious son was just outed as a tranny chaser.

Tranny in question who fucked Lisa's son...

I doubt Lala was ever into Schwartz ... he doesn’t have enough $$. Plus I think he is gay

R355 Her face was priceless....and she couldn't say shit because it would go against her LGBT advocate image.

Ugh..this reunion gives me a headache. So much chatter and screaming. This makes me like James more. In other news Ariana got her mole removed and Lala ate her cookie...and told her mom. Jesus.

Yikes, Max is fucking chicks with dicks?

She don't have a dick anymore..I wonder if he used the back door or tried the new equipment?

Lala would fuck Tom just to be able to throw it in Katie's face; she's that kind of chick

Poor Max - Billie is a bottomless pit of need; surely he can find a tranny that's not so needy

The worst is still James and Kristen, not one ounce of goodness in either one of them

Years later, Kristin is still obsessed with James. She's not like that with Sandoval, so what was so amazing about James?

Isn't Max....mentally challenged? Maybe he didn't realize that Billie was hiding candy when he fucked her pooper.

R364 I think it's more about how James was supposed to be her storyline and a way to try to make Sandoval jealous. He was never supposed to be a star of this show (in her mind). Now that they've broken up and she's over Tom (it would seem), I think she just can't stand that James is much more relevant to the show than she is. Her stature on the show has fallen greatly and she hasn't done a lot outside of this show to rely on. She needs the check. They all do. That's the underlying tension with this entire group and James. They are getting older and with nothing going on outside of the show for most, they are running out of storylines. Most if not all are wholly unlikable now. So they have to come together to make James the problem to both try to push him off the show and give them something to do (and film) on the show. They don't really like Lala either. The only reason they kiss her ass now is because of her connections. For instance, that guy she's with is getting a yacht and some other expensive shit for Jax's bachelor party. If she weren't with this guy all of those women would be back to calling her a whore and the men would be indifferent to her.

Didn't Lala and her "man" break up?

Next season they should switch from SUR to Pump, with a whole new cast. I'd rather sit through bitchy gay drama than anything else with this tired, hateful cast.

[Quote] If she weren't with this guy all of those women would be back to calling her a whore

Such hypocrites!

why does old miss v pump keep throwin them old teats into our face????

I flip the channel when that harpy lala cums on. man she is queen of gross mean.

Wasn't the rumor at the beginning that Tom and James had hooked up?

Thats honestly a really good idea R368. Id be into that.

Jax makes $25k per ep but has a $80k tax lien from the State of CA. Also just bought a $2million house near Tom1. How do you get a mortgage with a tax lien?

Jax makes $25k per ep but has a $80k tax lien from the State of CA. Also just bought a $2million house near Tom1. How do you get a mortgage with a tax lien?

The house could be in Brittany's name - or someone else (sister)?

If I ever had any doubt that Jax's post-VP career would involve jail time (like the Situation), this info just confirmed it. He's got a steady paycheck & he still owes $80K in taxes? That does not bode well for the inevitable day that the music stops and he no longer has the VP paycheck.

So what's going on? The production company basically financed all of them buying houses for a spinoff/storyline? Do people really care that much about these entitled coke whores?

ratings down this season, same old bitches fighting, the women are despicable. la la need go to hell

James and Jax are reality TV gold. There is no way that Bravo is letting them slip away any time soon.

James and Jax are reality TV gold. There is no way that Bravo is letting them slip away any time soon.

Jax *used* to be reality TV gold & given the right circumstances, James could be, but he needs to find another LaLa type of girlfriend rather than the dim, drippy Raquel. Jax is just played out at this point & his lack of self-awareness & maturity at his age isn't funny anymore - it's just sad. And everyone knows it won't end well.

I actually think Tom Sandoval is reality TV gold -he's dramatic, vain & silly, but he has some empathy, maturity and he's not completely lacking in self-awareness. I would think that his role of as a manager of TomTom - trying to deal with 20-something employees, Lisa Vanderpump, bossy Pandora, the other Tom &his obnoxious wife & his lesbian girlfriend might be a natural off-shoot of VP. But no more Jax & Brittany nonsense - it's just tired.

Miss Sandoval deserves Oscars for some his earnest performances.

Not sure about an Oscar, but I think that unlike the others, he's smart enough to know that you don't shit where you eat, so he doesn't act like a complete asshole

Has anyone been to TomTom? Walked by yesterday. The decor looked like Pier One threw up in there. Way too much stuff. But maybe the drinks and food are good.

Of course the drinks are good! Tom worked so hard on them!

My best gay friend wants to take a one week vacation to LA and dine at Sur and Tom Tom, and to have a drink at Pump.

I said why not, so we are going in July.

What are the chances we will actually see anyone from the show at any of these places actually working as a waiter, host or bartender?

[quote] Has anyone been to TomTom? Walked by yesterday. The decor looked like Pier One threw up in there.

Have you seen Lisa Vanderdump's "Villa Rosa?" Yes, she actually named it that.

It looks like a fucking clothing store at the Galleria.

The woman has nouveau riche taste. Meaning.... none.

Yeah she is indeed a tacky betch. The Marylin Monroe painting was a clue.

The entrance to her house looks like a swamp full of shit and then a glass door. I'm all for loving animals but I wonder if it smells. It looks like it does.

[quote] The entrance to her house looks like a swamp full of shit and then a glass door. I'm all for loving animals but I wonder if it smells. It looks like it does.

LVP probably makes Rocio dive in and scrub up all the swan shit from the pond.

My friend has eaten at Pump and Sur and said the food is basic and mediocre. Like LVP

R389 did your friend see any of the cast while there?

^^^ the cast only works there when they are filming... James had the only legit gig going on Tuesdays

R382 My friends and I are going to WeHo this weekend. We've got dinner reservations at Pump, then we're going to have drinks at Tom Tom afterward. I'll give you my reviews next week.

R382. Please do, for real! Please include anyone famous from the show you see who are actually working

I've seen Lisa and her husband eating and Peter working at Sur when they weren't filming the show.

lady cover up them old teats! ur old enuf to be their granny, even tho they nurse on u , keep em covered when theyr gnawin on them old nips.

WE went to pump, puked all night.

R396 😄

I think Peter is the sexiest of them all, it is a mystery why he never became the break out star, too nice I guess. Not enough drama from him

R398 Peter is the only one i find attractive now. Jax ruined it with the nosejob/bloat. And Scheana......what a waste.

I'd like to get fucked by Jax.

When is James coming out of the closet?

R394 Peter actually works there and isn't a cast member although he has appeared. And LVP and her husband are part owners. Of course they are there sometimes when they aren't filming.

Katie basically saying Tom has an average(small?) dick on national tv.

Meanwhile, if he said one word about her physical appearance, she would go apeshit.

Katie has become a textbook FRAU which is ironic since she's on a show about (allegedly) young & hip types in LA. She & Tom are such obviously unhappy people that it's cringe inducing to watch them. Ariana & Tom maybe swingers and extremely weird, but they do seem to enjoy each other's company. I think Scheana never recovered from the whole debacle with her husband, who seemed like a sad sack, but basically decent guy. LaLa is clearly destined for a career in porn.

Well Scheana is such an idiot narcissist she didn't care to notice her future husbear was an addict. Brittany is pretty much on the same path with Jax. They're just simple minded girls who want to get married. Brittany is not really all that attractive when you sit her next to Lala. Tom Schwartz should just come out of the closet. He married a fat girl who he felt sorry for. I've seen it before. He has no sexual appetite for that frau.

r400, better come get the hog before June 29.

[Quote] Well Scheana is such an idiot narcissist she didn't care to notice her future husbear was an addict.

She wasn't much better even after she found out. Like drinking out of shampoo bottles is such a good idea for an addict. She pissed me off that whole season.

Scheana proudly talking on the reunion about how many times and who has eaten her pussy out was so classy. I'm sure her parents are proud.

Scheana proudly talking on the reunion about how many times and who has eaten her pussy out was so classy.

The irony is, that was her way of saving face after looking like a complete fool/stalker/weirdo for the 2nd season in a row - and that her friend Ariana had girl on girl action with Lala, but not her.

R407 what a hypocrite. I hope Lala called her out on it!

What do we think the next season will look like? With Raquel working at Sur now, James will still be around. Jax and Brit will be married, off camera unless filming picks up again really quickly. Kristin will still be desperately hanging on. Will Sandoval be on the outs for siding with James? Will Scheaena have any kind of a story? Will Adam be main cast now?

R410 Vanderpump Rules will be in production by June 29 when Jax and Brit get married in their faux castle in Kentucky. I’m definitely interested to see if producers will downgrade or fire any of the current cast in favor of any newbies. Two rumors - The current cast is getting their own spin off that will focus on their new lives away from SUR living in the Valley, many will be off Vanderpump Rules after next season and new cast members will be introduced in the upcoming season as replacements - Vanderpump Rules is getting a spin off that will take place at Lisa’s Vanderpump Cocktail Garden in Las Vegas. The older cast leaving the original show makes sense. They are all buying $2M homes and the idea that they are tending bar in WeHo is becoming far fetched. They all bring the drama a new show that focused on them and most likely Tom Tom would probably do well. The two Vanderpump Rules Shows would also do well. Not a fan of Lisa but if she’s attached to all of these shows she’s going to make some serious $$$

411 - I hope you're right - they need to do something. I need something to keep me going between seasons of Below Deck & that bunch has just become unbearable.

Does Bravo really think these people are "stars" worthy of some type of spinoff to follow their lives?

Yes. They gave the Manzo brothers a show back in the day, kerplunk to the bottom of the sea that show went!

They are all so damn unlikeable. These narcissistic cunts only worked in the environment of sleeping around and fighting.

Homes? Marriage? Babies? LMFAO.

Katie and Brittney can wrestle around in a vat of her grand mammy’s beer cheese in the pilot!

In other news they have begun filming the new season of Vanderpump Rules but Lisa still isn’t sure she will be able to attend the RHOBH Reunion after being “bullied” off the current season. Her words not mine. Fuck that whiny bitch!

there are pix of James eating her out. that's how he stays on the show....

the cast loathes lisa, their comments about her are unreal.

What is IT?

That’s LaLa, Queen of the Vanderpump Blowies. She’s tasted more WEHO cock than the Sommelier at a Napa Winery.

I am assuming that this is where Jax and Brittany are getting married, outside of Lexington. Fun fact: it used to be owned by gay for pay Lee Majors and Farrah Fawcett!

Granny’s Mum died. She stopped filming and back to London for the funeral.

It's crazy that the Vanderpump Rules show is still so popular while all attempts to rip it off have been failures. The Kardashians tried to have a show about their crazy employees and Lindsay Lohan tried to have a show about her crazy employees. Those are just 2 of the recent failed rip-offs, there have been many more.

Sorry, forgot link a doodle.

Sad. Hate to say this but IF they go in threes....... brother, Mom....... Ken?