Murphy Brown’s Jake McDorman‘s Cock

I've been watching Limitless on Netflix lately (I think it got cancelled, unfortunately). It's decent, with some great moments, and he is SO easy on the eyes.

Are sure this is Jake-y?

Seems to be a big debate in the comments section at OMG as to whether that is actually his cock.

There's a mole that matches under his pec on the photos - it does look like it's him.

average attractive cock on a cute man.

PENIS! PENIS! PENIS!

[quote]There's a mole that matches under his pec on the photos - it does look like it's him.

Yeah at first I was skeptical it was him, but that mole does match.

He’s beautiful

Are those pics from a hook-up site?

Do women really want to see male cocks?

Ahahaha, no thanks.

Needs to stop shaving his torso and pubes.

R9, I think women of the younger generation are more interested in seeing cock.

I see lots of female members at porn sites like XHamster and PornHub commenting on porn videos.

Photoshopped enhancement:

r11 he's got blondish hair, it's probably not trimmed all that much.

Where did the site get the pics?

Were they leaked by a catfisher?

A common complaint among my female friends who date on the apps is guys sending them dick pics. It is one of those things guys think girls want, but most girls do not.

[quote]Are those pics from a hook-up site?

90% of male celebrity nudes come from catfishing, people posing as attractive girls to get celebs to send them nudes. Some operations are actually very sophisticated.

R16, some also seem to come from female celebrities who have been sent the nudes by the male celebrity they are dating.

.....

Can someone post the cock.

Bless.

There are literally a billion white cocks on the net, you think this is his? Never in a million years.

He so fuckin' hot....yum! Would lick every inch of him

He’s hot as hell. Good pecs. Would hit that repeatedly.

Who is that at R18?

Why isn't the OMG site loading?

R18's photo (from Shameless) confirms that the OMG photos are him. That body is THE SAME.

In the comments someone said there is a video of the shower on tumblr. I couldn't find it though.

R18 is Jake? Doesn't look like him at all.

I want him inside me.

mutilated

Your mind is all that is mutilated, r29.

It's nice to see Jake and (possibly) his dong. It's what we live for on DL.

I wish the dong was bigger.

McDongman

Looks a lot better with that strawberry blond chest wig.

Doesn't look like him. If someone cares enough to make a comparison post, we'd be your BFF.

[quote]I wish the dong was bigger.

I’m sure YOU hear that a lot R32.

[Quote]Doesn't look like him.

How can you say that when the mole under the pec matches exactly?

why did limitless get cancelled? It had good ratings. I just rewatched it and loved every episode

Its ratings weren't that good, r37. Or it wouldn't've been canceled.

I do believe that's him because he always had tiny bitten nails.

That guy is nervous, anxious, or conflicted about something if he's a nail biter.

I've read it's a manifestation of perfectionism, r40.

"That guy is nervous, anxious, or conflicted about something if he's a nail biter."

We're talking about the hammer, not the nails.

He's no Bonner Bolton.

Boner Bust

[quote]How can you say that when the mole under the pec matches exactly?

JESUS. The ‘Mole under the pec.’ And you don’t feel even a tiny bit pathetic posting that?

[quote]I wish the dong was bigger.

Whatever size it is, I like it because it's attached to Jake.

It looks great. Not a horsehung dick but a nice solid mouthful, with a great knob.

And it's attached to him, and he's gorgeous, so....win.

I'm having trouble with the Thread title on my list. Keep reading that Murphy "browns" some guy's cock.

lmao.

Jesus fucking Christ, LPSG released an entire zip on him, including a pack of video files of him jerking off in the shower!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

R50, link, please.

Big cum shot.

....

It's not letting me sign up for some reason. Can anyone share?

Ah, memories of working on the GREEK set with this guy.

[quote]Ah, memories of working on the GREEK set with this guy.

Is he gay?

I can upload the zip file. Any recommendations? The file was uploaded to the LPSG server. If you can't sign up, I'll upload it somewhere. Before anyone starts bitching, tell me where to upload it.

R56, just post individual videos.

So how big or small is he? 6 at least?

No r57. There are too many. It's a huge packet. He's hung. Boy likes to really show off his balls. No hole, unfortunately.

[quote]He's hung.

Suddenly I feel GREAT about my penis size.

Hot bod, sad cock

Is she a top?

LOL @ R60.

post the cumshot video

Can someone post the pix/vids? OP's link does't it have it anymore.

Yes it does, r65.

where are the pictures? I clicked on OP's link and the update on the site says they removed the pic due to his request.

R66 I don't see a nude pic, just this message:

[quote]UPDATE: We have removed the images upon request.

Too bad, you lose.

His cock is quite pretty; a heart/arrow-shaped head and good size. I'd suck it for days.

What a slut.

Cursed pencil dick.

Here is the post. (#185)

Has Candace Bergen commented yet?

Why do you think she's limping in the show?

No one can post a video?

R72 Thanks!

Why is the cock head so elongated?

I still totally would because he's gorgeous, but that's a pencil dick. Sad.

r77 Helmet head.

Pencil dick?? It's thick as fuck. Did you actually download the pack, you lazy fuck??

All I gotta say is that it looks very suckable, so thanks so much again R72!

Why so much rage over a discussion of a penis, r80? Did mommy not hug you as a child? Did daddy diddle your anus and you feel guilty that you liked it?

It doesn't look that thick to me. Looks a bit on the skinny side.

While it is certainly thick enough for fucking—heeere, Jakey, Jakey, Jakey—it is not really "thick AF." I would not, however, throw him out of any bed I could get him into.

how can we see said video of cumshot?

He's,so delicious

No video yet?

R87 go to R72's link. You can download a zipfile, which includes photos and several short videos of him stroking his cock. I haven't seen the cumshot video, though. Does it exist?

Somewhere in the comments it says there's a massive load.

I feel kinda of bad for the guy. I wouldn't want this happening to me. I guess it's his fault.

Who was he sending them to is the question. Male or female?

He's handsome and sexy, I think he can manage people seeing his cock.

I'm glad you can make that decision for him, R92. Can we hack into your computer? Spread your nudes around? Hey, why not just post them here yourself, since you're so good with it.

No one "hacked" him, he just got played. Given how many guys have had their nudes leaked you think these guys would learn, but I am glad they haven't.

If I looked like Jake....hack away!

God, I remember when he was in that AQUAMARINE movie as a teen. My niece was obsessed with him and Zack Efron in HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL, simultaneously. She recently turned 18. I wonder if she knows about the nudes?

Sorry but I want a manly man with hair

Yeah, r97, and I want people who aren't crashing bores to post on DL, but you're what we got.

I love threads like this, where a lot of fat old queens complain that a perfectly fine dick is simply not good enough for their gaping poop chutes.

I wash obsessed with him (and his two "brothers") in the short-lived but hilarious and awesome TV comedy "Enlisted"

He was also in the short-lived TV show "The Finder", another show I liked that was canceled before it even got started.

Happily there are no smeg problems there.

R100 Jake McDorman was on Enlisted?

... wasn't he?

Can someone post pics please?!

He was in LIMITLESS, but I don't think ENLISTED.

No, he was not in 'Enlisted.'

You're thinking of Geoff Stults or Parker Young .

Also, you're stupid.

He looks exactly like the lead in my memory. Dunno why.

Okay, so "Limitless" then?

Are we sure these two guys are different guys?

R108, THE FUCKING INTERNET MOVIE DATABASE is linked, you twit. Yes, "we" are sure.

Yes, he starred in the TV adaptation of "Limitless."

Yes, you're still stupid.

They look identical to me.

Because you're stupid.

Much younger here.

Honest to God they are nearly indistinguishable

Some bitches on this thread seriously need a maxipad.

Some bitches on this thread need some eyeglasses.

If you notice, he made sure not to show his face in his whacking off vids. He's showed his cock off in television already, so he isn't shy.

[quote]He's showed his cock off in television already

When was this? I know he showed butt on shameless.

R116, so you're blind, too?

No, he didn't. Jesus Christ on a popsicle stick.

What's wrong with his nostrils at R112? They look like they're melting and fused into the top of his lips.

[quote]It's called "the intenret." Use it.

abuse and incompetence go hand in hand.

Enlisted, a McDorman-free zone

He’s dreamy.

Is this on Pornhub yet?

The pics are not in the OP link, and I don’t have the time or the patience to find my LPSG password to log in. Is there another alternative?

Tried finding vid but seems to be taken down everywhere

Somebody must have saved it to their computer before it was removed.

Somehow, my computer seems to have saved them in iTunes. Of course, that doesn't mean I'll always be able to find them there.

They already can't be found. I wish I knew what I was doing to make that happen all the fucking time in iTunes.

The cum is a bit... underwhelming.

"I downloaded it wrong! I can't see! I don't know how to log in! But I demand that you personally send me the videos now!"

Here is another mirror of the files.

And another mirror.

[quote]Suddenly I feel GREAT about my penis size.

Hehehehehe

zippyshare is too ghetto.

I'm a child of the 80's/90's we say "ghetto".

And I'm Canadian so we don't even have those unless they're full of inbred trash from the rural areas.

"too ghetto?"

Yes, where is the classy upscale service for sharing a man's hijacked private videos of himself masturbating?

ClassyCum?

FabJizz?

Polite Pirate?

I never would have guessed that Jake masturbates.

R136, You need a Snickers?

He's very cute but that is nowhere near a "huge" cock. It's average at best.

Says at the source that the images were removed by request so I guess that confirms their authenticity.

R136,

Funniest post I’ve read on the DL in a long time!

Some of you watch too much porn. Dicks over 9" is not the norm. That's like saying that everyone is good-looking because that's how people are portrayed in movies/TV shows.

R142 must be new to DL.

Celebrity cock is always fun.

Stupid inept internet-incompetent DLers who think this website is a Burger King Dick-Pic Drive-thru are not.

[quote]Yes, where is the classy upscale service for sharing a man's hijacked private videos of himself masturbating?

LOL

Fake email address tied to a drop box account.

Not a website reeking of fake Russian and Indian pseudo-developers who couldn't spaghetti-code their way out of a cardboard box. Hence the ghetto ads, the fucked up css, the fucked js, the horrible design, the lack of proper interactivity and the criminal, distractive, evil-hat (whatever isn't normal i.e. white hat), decoy fucking links.

I would love a Burger King Dick Pic Drive-Through! Where do we sign up?

Internet-inept.

That doesn't even make sense. You're either connected to a network or you aren't.

Call me shitty low-rent ghetto product inept.

[quote]I would love a Burger King Dick Pic Drive-Through! Where do we sign up?

Any burger king because everyone under the age of 30 is a whore now. :)

Here's an actual mirror that isn't hosted on some ad-ridden shithole.

Note it is a direct link to the zip file.

"What's a zip file?"

I think she's tremendous.

r9 I'm curious what other kinds of cocks there are?

God, this is exhausting just trying to get a glimpse of some stills and short videos, no?

It's as if someone doesn't WANT you to see them!

no one can just post a few pics for those who don't want to download a zip file?

Not worth it. All you see are 4-5 second vids.

[quote][R9] I'm curious what other kinds of cocks there are?

Some lesbians have dicks, bigot.

He barely showed his face in the vids. What a shame... he’s so cute.

I want Jake to cum fuck me

I didn't see his face at all in the videos (I think I have six of them).

Just read up on the reboot of Murphy Brown and learned that Jake plays her son, now grown. Why didn't they get Haley Joel Osment, who played him as a child on the original show? This is like when Mae Whitman, who played Bill Pullman's daughter in INDEPENDENCE DAY, was recast with Maika Monroe for the sequel a few years ago. Whitman and Osment are still working. It's not like they retired. Whitman is in that Netflix series GOOD GIRLS and Osment is in the upcoming Ted Bundy movie starring Zac Efron.

Because nobody wants to see Haley Joel Osment’s cock.

[quote]Why didn't they get Haley Joel Osment, who played him as a child on the original show?

You forgot the "/sarcasm" tag at the end, r162.

Given how SHITTY ID2 was, Mae was lucky to be spared R162

They needed somebody “hot” to play Murphy’s grown son.

r162 Because this is Haley Joel Osment today.

Not even a 'thank you' from the idiots. Harumph!

R168 what?

R161, post 'em

I can't look at them anymore, r170. They ended up in iTunes hell.

I downloaded the zipfile, but I don't know my ass from my elbow about computers. Could someone tell me in layman's terms how to upload the pix/videos here from my laptop?

No.

Someone help R172 out.

AOL has instructional videos on how to open zip files.

Not the same thing, I know, but here are some gifs when he was on Shameless:

He seems so lovable, like Shawn Mendes, Julian Morris, or Tim O'Tay.

R180 he was the lovable brother on Shameless; Fiona cheated on him with his own druggy brother.

The druggy Brother was sexy too. Though I hate that same actor on Chicago Med...his character is quite the pussy.

I usually don't notice asses, but that's a nice one. I think it's because it's Jake's ass.

I love Nick Gehlfuss, r184. Glad he got Chicago Med.

Wait wait wait… the guy on Enlisted was also in Shameless??

Ha, R187. Way to keep the running gag going.

His real life gf played his date on tonight’s episode. Lucky bitch gets to suck on that dick eight times a week.

She’s a former ANTM contestant but not at all pretty. Jake could do much, much better.

r181 r182 anyone in the mood for pancakes?

Cute face all the same

It's not ALL about looks, R189.

She looks like the girl who was pimped out by her mom to the pervy Phantom.

R190 oh, come on! his ass is not that flat. There's some cushion and curve to it. Just because it doesn't stick out like a shelf doesn't mean it's flat. DL has some really high standards regarding ass and cock based on porn.

[quote]There's some cushion and curve to it

R193 I think you'll find that applies to 99.99% of all asses. That's what an ass is.

His is definitely on the flatter end, perhaps even approaching Hank Hill levels.

Impossibly high standards from people whose only exposure to sex is via Pornhub and the like.

From the gay comedy, “An Ideal Home”.

^No skids!

Peen withdrawl from Omgblog!

You are not missing anything.

He's the poor man's Justin Hartley.

Justin Hartley's Defender and Shoehorner est arrivé.

Justin's never shown his blond cock! So there!

[quote] I love threads like this, where a lot of fat old queens complain that a perfectly fine dick is simply not good enough for their gaping poop chutes.

MARY!

R110 r108 Which of these guys looks identical to Jake McDorman?

Are you white?

Hmm, somebody had a good time putting this together!

R205 Finally! Thanks!

Disappointed

R207 why?

^^ not big enough

Oh, you're a size queen! It's a perfect size. Sheesh.

Great balls too.

OMG, what a great cum-pilation!

"There's even a dance mix version."

He's gorgeous, but the skinny cock is definitely a little disappointing. Of course, he might have excellent technique. One of my favorite fuckbuddies isn't packing heat, but more than makes up for it.

So his face is never shown?

The guy in the middle, R204... obvi.

Completely indistinguishable.

Body doesn't seem to match the still pics.

Hopefully he's better in non-speaking photos, because he wasn't much of an actor on "MB."

picky bitches. It's him!

It’s him, he actually has two distinguishing moles on his torso - one below his right pectoral and the other on the middle of the left side of his apollo’s Belt

If you watch the video’s you’ll see both of them - flipped in mirror image of course as the camera does in selfie mode.

Has Susan Dey commented yet?

She gave a thumbs up with her left hand. Her right hand's occupied.

As a gay woman, I find the opinions on penises entertaining. However, I'm curious, what is the ideal cock? Like is there a golden ratio or something?

Hi Gay Woman!

I don't know if there is ONE ideal, but for me (lifelong bottom):

Somewhere around 7.5 in length and a solid fistful in girth.

If it comes down to it, short and thick is preferred to long and skinny.

Girth is KING.

R222 the gays who are complaining about Jake are definitely size queens who won't take anything over a 10, or virgin shut-ins who have never experienced a real penis and who rely on porn to get off. Seriously, there's nothing wrong with Jake's size. No one in the real world would consider that small.

IMO, he's got the perfect size -- and has great balls/head, to boot!

The rounded spear-shaped head is quite enticing, as is his golden body hair (when dry).

Tee hee

I find the warm skin color oddly soothing

R226 how do you mean?

R223 proves how everyone's taste is different. I HATE girth. It hurts going in the back, and my mouth only opens so wide... so if it's too thick I can't do a damn thing with it.

"Too big" is not in my lingo.

With his beard, Jake is the handsomest man on TV

R230 why do you call him a 'man'? It makes him sound so old.

R231, a male adult is a man. What word would you prefer?

R232 Jake is boyish.

So, oddly, there's a guy on Chaturbate who looks very similar to Jake, and he's also gay. The only thing he doesn't have is Jake's sexy voice, but he certainly brings the cuteness.

Here's some recent videos of him (there's more on Pornhub but they're older, he looks more like Jake now with his scruffyness)

Jake is gay?

Don't think so...

95% of men masturbate, and the other 5% are lying.

R238 do you think James Wolk masturbates? He seems so wholesome.

He should R239. He can't keep a series alive

I would like proof of that, definitely!

R234, all I get when I click that link is "Access Denied. This room is not available to your region or gender."

Apparently Jimmy Wolk can shoot really far when he cums.

Those wholesome All American good boys shoot the biggest loads.

Thanks, R205. He has the kind of dick I love slurping on. Nice length and not too thick. He has a nice body and is cute too.

r242 oh, that's too bad. Try logging out and see if the page shows up. If not, you'll have to use a VPN I guess. He's probably filtering people out from certain countries.