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Honey Boo Boo receives her best score of the season as she performs Beauty And The Beast themed Foxtrot
by Anonymous | reply 68 | November 1, 2018 3:05 AM |
I did not need to know this show exists.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 23, 2018 9:21 PM |
Geez, she looks like a Muppet!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 23, 2018 9:21 PM |
As my late mother used to say: "Hog on ice!"
by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 23, 2018 9:24 PM |
It just seems cruel.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 23, 2018 9:25 PM |
good merciful crisco
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 23, 2018 9:28 PM |
I don't watch the show, have never watched the show, and never will watch the show. But if the kid is dancing well good for her. It will help burn off some of that fat her mother allowed her to accumulate. win-win for the child.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 23, 2018 9:29 PM |
The kid needs to lose much weight. She could actually be attractive for a young teen if she did. Mama June needs to give that latter attention now..
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 23, 2018 9:32 PM |
Was a big plate of sketti her reward?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 23, 2018 9:32 PM |
I'm ashamed to admit that I watch the show. Honey Boo Boo's dancing ability is exactly what you'd think - she's terrible. The first two weeks she basically stood there and shimmied while her poor partner danced around her. This week she had to actually perform some dance steps, but let's just say she's not a natural born dancer. She doesn't appear to be loosing any weight.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 23, 2018 9:35 PM |
She reminds me of a young Judy Garland.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 23, 2018 10:11 PM |
Christine Baskets: The Teen Years
Yes, I'm saying she looks like a fat man in drag.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 23, 2018 10:36 PM |
She was the Beast and Tristan the Beauty, correct?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 23, 2018 10:46 PM |
Lmao r12!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 23, 2018 10:57 PM |
This little pig isn't going away anytime soon, is it?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 23, 2018 10:57 PM |
Honey Doo Doo has grown into a gigantic donut.
She barely moved at all during her performance and was mostly standing around like an enormous Christmas tree.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 23, 2018 11:10 PM |
Next will be a Charlotte's Web inspired dance, and she won't be Charlotte.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 23, 2018 11:24 PM |
The entire family deserves a grease fire. Disgusting.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 23, 2018 11:41 PM |
Mama June has been feeding her too much road kill. She will end up having the same surgery to lose weight
by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 23, 2018 11:43 PM |
Poor Tristan. Hope there are no lifts planned, or you will break your little balls.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 23, 2018 11:55 PM |
What a charming young woman.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 23, 2018 11:57 PM |
The judges have obviously been warned to treat HBB with kid gloves or else. She's this show's version of Bristol Palin, she's being treated with the utmost tact and undeserved "praise" (i.e. the judges work hard to find a way to avoid getting specific about her dance moves, instead of trying to give HBB any valuable critiques to improve her dancing, which I'm sure they've been told not to do, they talk about her personality or ability to tell a story or some other vague bullshit like that. HBB almost seems like a feral animal.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 23, 2018 11:57 PM |
Anything this 13-year-old child can learn to escape from her mother and past un-asked-for (by her) notoriety is good thing.
The foxtrot and wearing a cape is included.
Team Alana.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 24, 2018 12:09 AM |
Big as a house ...
by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 24, 2018 12:10 AM |
Will they be having a greased pig Contest ?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 24, 2018 2:08 AM |
When this poor kid comes crashing into reality,and she will soon,its going to be brutal. That pic isnt even funny,its just sad.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 24, 2018 2:19 AM |
I'm watching just to see Adam Rippon.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 24, 2018 2:45 AM |
So many losers, so little interest.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 24, 2018 2:48 AM |
I think she should take Method acting courses and then tackle those Shelley Winters roles there is such a dire shortage of on our movie screens. She seems to have a certain Winteresque ooomph.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 24, 2018 2:55 AM |
...on extensive acreage, R24
by Anonymous | reply 32 | October 24, 2018 3:37 AM |
I think she will win an Academy Award some day.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 24, 2018 3:42 AM |
Bless her heart -
by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 24, 2018 3:43 AM |
I watched just a few minutes of the first show and thought it was child pron.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 24, 2018 4:22 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 36 | October 29, 2018 11:24 AM |
Her bold and sassy attitude is not cute any more but Mama needs new shoes so she will have this child go to an opening of an envelope if it keeps their name out there and the gravy train rolling in.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 29, 2018 11:27 AM |
She is 3 times the size of those other girls. It's nice to instill confidence but there is a point where it becomes delusion.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | October 29, 2018 11:30 AM |
I’ve never been able to watch any of these competetive, exploitative shows that single out and “eliminate” someone every week. It is so psychologically damaging, even, I believe, for the winners.
The one exception is that I enjoyed a few seasons of The Great British Bake Off. The Brits seemed much more kind and understanding about dropping contestants and the show seemed to focus more on celebrating all the contestants’ culinary skills and baking itself as a matter of British cultural heritage.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 29, 2018 12:03 PM |
R20 How do you know its small?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | October 29, 2018 1:03 PM |
How did the ringer, Mackenzie Ziegler, do? When in Maddie going to be a guest judge?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | October 29, 2018 2:01 PM |
R27 so wrong.....but funny!
by Anonymous | reply 42 | October 29, 2018 2:09 PM |
Her mother is terrible. Didn’t she date a man who molested a child? And she KNEW about it?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | October 29, 2018 2:14 PM |
I agree r39. Their way of saying you have a soggy bottom is done without rancor.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | October 29, 2018 2:16 PM |
I love you r17
by Anonymous | reply 45 | October 29, 2018 2:17 PM |
She should have been the second one eliminated, after the Palin spawn.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | October 29, 2018 3:46 PM |
Whatever grace and poise she has acquired will be completely lost the first time she sets hoof in a trailer park.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | October 29, 2018 6:34 PM |
I don't understand what is happening.
Who are these kids? I didn't know there was a DWTS kids show.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | October 29, 2018 8:05 PM |
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo was an American reality television series that aired on TLC featuring the family of child beauty pageant contestant Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | October 29, 2018 8:12 PM |
R48, there's a kids show for everything.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | October 29, 2018 8:13 PM |
TLC puts DataLounge to shame in sheer bitchiness for giving this girl a show to begin with. They should be fined for unnecessary cruelty. These fucking hillbillies are too stupid to realize the whole concept of the show was to make fun of them. No one actually thinks you are pretty or talented or will be a star. Grown ups are fucking mean and greedy, including your own mother.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | October 29, 2018 8:23 PM |
Mama June and I should have had a heart to heart talk long ago.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | October 29, 2018 8:25 PM |
I think she is beautiful!
by Anonymous | reply 53 | October 29, 2018 8:56 PM |
Fraus are in REVOLT! over HBB's elimination!
by Anonymous | reply 54 | October 30, 2018 5:46 PM |
You know her young partner constantly bitched about her. heehee
by Anonymous | reply 55 | October 31, 2018 5:34 PM |
I don't even understand how she can be this fat. I ate tons at that age and I was short but I also weighed something like 95 lbs. Your metabolism should be pretty fast at that age. I don't get it.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | October 31, 2018 7:27 PM |
The mother has clearly been over-feeding this child since birth. Every time she cried or fussed, food was shoved her way as comfort. Just like how Mama June self-soothes, R56.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | October 31, 2018 7:40 PM |
Are all the male "pro" dancers gaylings?
by Anonymous | reply 58 | October 31, 2018 7:44 PM |
Didn't her mother expose her other daughter to a pedophile who molested her? And she wasn't even apologetic about it. Why were they not shunned? Mama June even had her own fucking show.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | October 31, 2018 7:45 PM |
She was drinking Mountain Dew and eating crap since a young age. Her family is a poor example, rather than exercise and eat right June had weight loss surgery and still has not changed her lifestyle so she is gaining the weight back.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | October 31, 2018 8:13 PM |
June was smart to get Alana on that show. Lots of publicity and will give them a good storyline for the next season of their WE reality show even though she didn't get that far.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | October 31, 2018 8:19 PM |
Good Housekeeping is reporting that people are “furious” and “shocked” that HBB was eliminated. I am furious and shocked that people delude this poor, homely child.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | October 31, 2018 8:49 PM |
No doubt, R58
by Anonymous | reply 63 | October 31, 2018 9:07 PM |
I'd vote for her over that blatant ringer , Mackenzie Ziegler.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | October 31, 2018 9:11 PM |
I am “furious” they would have HBB on the show. She is hardly a DWTS JR.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | October 31, 2018 9:35 PM |
The modern day Shirley Temple
by Anonymous | reply 66 | November 1, 2018 12:16 AM |
Did she oink in excitement when she got her scores?
by Anonymous | reply 67 | November 1, 2018 3:02 AM |
"I don't enjoy seeing anyone humiliated like that. "
She could start by using her real name, oh, and get the fuck out of the front of TV cameras.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | November 1, 2018 3:05 AM |