My potential new boyfriend

and I didn't laugh at him. I had RBF for the rest of the night.

Don't worry. We'll keep our hands off...

When Bolton was a rocker. Check out that axe!

And check out the Stevie lookalike.

OP, do you there's even the teensiest chance you have some likes and dislikes he might not agree with?

OP, how can you be lovers if you can't be friends?

I once dated someone who liked the Carpenters and ONJ. It did not survive, but it had nothing to do with his musical taste. He also loved the stink of dryer sheets so much, he'd put three of them in the dryer for each load. He reeked of them even when naked. That I could not live with.

Is this a brag you have a boyfriend? Too proletarian a post dear, of interest only if you post photos.

Ive dropped people for less. Like, Anne Murray.

40 and 45? God! OLD! Are you both in bed by 7pm?

Well I guess i'm just as bad since I like Olivia Newton-John. But Olivia's voice I can tolerate but Michael Bolton? NO.

Due to my partner’s family, we had to go to a Michael Bolton concert. I was not enthusiastic and couldn’t fathom seeing him and listen to his music.

Well, I was shocked! I enjoyed the music and he’s quite a showman. I thought he was hot as hell, too. He had a gorgeous, hot little body and a really, unconventionally handsome face. His hair was short, which suits him much better. He had buns of steel, as well.

Sum total, I left that concert wanting to fuck Michael Bolton.

Run for the hills. That’s what you should do.

When you leave him, you'll secretly listen to How Am I Supposed to Live Without You.

Also, R13 = Michael Bolton.

Cut bait and run, OP. There is no getting past a love for Michael Bolton. This will end in a stabbing.

I love Michael Bolton. I celebrate the man's entire catalog.

I like the 3 songs he wrote for Laura Branigan and Cher AND their vocal versions - not his. "How Am I Supposed To Live Without You", "I Found Someone", and "It's Been Hard Enough Getting Over You".

You need to free yourself of the steel bars he will inevitably wrap all around you.

This is the beginning of his big reveal, does he like early bird specials?

You might be asking yourself How Can We Be Lovers? Release yourself from the Steel Bars wrapped around you, OP. You'll be Back On Your Feet Again soon enough. Nothing heals a broken heart like Time, Love and Tenderness. Love is a Wonderful Thing and you'll find it with someone else, a Soul Provider if you will. Pretty soon, a new guy will ask Can I Touch You...There?

Scream in horror and flounce out of the room.