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Let's be a political ad!

I'm the closeted gay candidate who thinks posing for pics with his wife, kids, and dog will convince the world that he's straight

by Anonymousreply 9October 24, 2018 2:39 AM

I'm the OP, starting off the thread with an ambiguously anti-gay joke. I'm still selling the idea that all the world's problems are caused by gay men in the closet--gay men being the operative words.

Because heterosexual men are so flawless!

by Anonymousreply 1October 23, 2018 3:51 AM

I'm r1, making shit up. When did I blame the world's problems on gay people, you fucking moron?

by Anonymousreply 2October 23, 2018 3:53 AM

R1 = Aaron Schock

by Anonymousreply 3October 23, 2018 3:54 AM

WHAT?!?!? I'M MAKING SHIT UP IN A THREAD WHERE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO PRETEND!?!?! HOW VERY DARE I!!!!!!

Get over your self-hating and/or just hating self, Miss OP! I've heard this same "closeted gay men are the root of all evil" meme. Why do you think asshole closet cases are closeted in the first place? It's not because of other gays, but that's kind of what you're basing your bullshit on. And no matter what, a gay man is still the butt of your joke in spite of the fact the majority of political shit-stains are, in fact, straight.

But hey, let's rile up these homos on Datalounge because you're just another troll who's hoping to have gay people hate on each other.

Makes homophobic bigots like you feel important.

by Anonymousreply 4October 23, 2018 4:01 AM

I’m the “talking down to children voice” so many actresses use in the pro republican ads.

by Anonymousreply 5October 23, 2018 4:02 AM

This thread went nowhere fast.

by Anonymousreply 6October 23, 2018 4:11 AM

I'm kissing a baby, laughing with the common man, eating a hotdog-slice-fried chicken leg, hugging a very old person, taking my hat off and bowing my head with a fire/police/service man at a grave.

by Anonymousreply 7October 23, 2018 4:16 AM

Im the escorting. I am not directly mentioned, however those "donations" are not strictly for tax write-offs.

by Anonymousreply 8October 23, 2018 4:19 AM

I'm the ad comparing my opponent to Osama bin Laden. I have no shame.

by Anonymousreply 9October 24, 2018 2:39 AM
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