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Can assholes be haunted?

What if the spirits of all the men who came in your rectal portal dwelled in there forever? Unable to get out? Scary.

by Anonymousreply 6October 23, 2018 12:27 PM

Rectal stain is certainly demonic.

by Anonymousreply 1October 23, 2018 2:57 AM

OP, do you have hemorrhoids ?

by Anonymousreply 2October 23, 2018 4:32 AM

I am a 56 years old virgin. I am glad i am safe

by Anonymousreply 3October 23, 2018 4:33 AM

Every time mine gets plowed I think of my father, who’s been dead for a decade so... yes?

by Anonymousreply 4October 23, 2018 4:37 AM

[quote]I am a 56 years old virgin. I am glad i am safe

Safe from what?

by Anonymousreply 5October 23, 2018 12:22 PM

This used to be my playground...

by Anonymousreply 6October 23, 2018 12:27 PM
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