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Ellen is a sexless, robotic, butch baby dyke.

There, I said it.

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by Anonymousreply 63January 3, 2019 9:17 AM

Exactly. He's the worst. That "suits from the boys section" drag is so fucking tiresome.

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by Anonymousreply 1October 23, 2018 1:43 AM

And...?

by Anonymousreply 2October 23, 2018 1:45 AM

Her coming out on national tv was the biggest advancement of queer visibility/acceptance one person has ever made. Her contribution to the advancement of gay rights cannot be over-stated and should not be taken for granted. I don't care if she's an icy, temperamental drunk in her personal life because I don't have to live or work with her. And her Junior Boyswear is fine for daytime tv.

by Anonymousreply 3October 23, 2018 1:50 AM

She’s 60 years old. How is she a baby dyke?

by Anonymousreply 4October 23, 2018 1:53 AM

I think she is sexy and I'm a gay guy.

Yea Ellen has lots of haters like OP

by Anonymousreply 5October 23, 2018 2:05 AM

[quote] There, I said it.

How brave of you. Do you expect applause or something?...

by Anonymousreply 6October 23, 2018 2:11 AM

[quote]And her [bold]Junior Boyswear[/bold] is fine for daytime tv.

HA HA

by Anonymousreply 7October 23, 2018 2:26 AM

I never liked her. She's always reminded me of what I call a "bar dyke," a pretty-but-butch lesbian who sits at the bar, drinks like a fish, and tells jokes she thinks are entertaining to a retinue of other drunk lesbians.

Honestly guys, if you ever go into a small, corner lesbian bar (are there any of them left?), you'll see that her type is a dime a dozen.

I don't know how this particular one happened to hit it big.

by Anonymousreply 8October 23, 2018 2:48 AM

Male or female, OP?

by Anonymousreply 9October 23, 2018 2:52 AM

R9, I don’t do genders.

by Anonymousreply 10October 23, 2018 3:24 AM

I like Ellen but sometimes i find her annoying. Its like cut the crap, and stop trying to be so pleasing all the time. Its an air of fakeness about her at times: maybeIi am being way to cynical and bitchy. Anyone else know what I'm talking about.

by Anonymousreply 11October 23, 2018 3:34 AM

Please get back on your Meds, Anne.

by Anonymousreply 12October 23, 2018 3:49 AM

R3 is fair and balanced.

Marry me.

by Anonymousreply 13October 23, 2018 5:15 AM

i agree R3 but personally i find her unctuous , unappealing and so NOT funny.

by Anonymousreply 14October 23, 2018 6:13 AM

I've had the unfortunate ' pleasure' of working with her. She's a complete FRAUD. A nasty drunk and absolutely NOTHING like the likeable goof ball she projects.

by Anonymousreply 15October 23, 2018 6:21 AM

R15, I'm sorry you went through that; I have to say I see her anger and unhappiness on air; the scaring of stars with clowns and other creatures jumping out of boxes? She takes way too much delight in that.

If you listen to how she really talks to people, there's some anger there.

by Anonymousreply 16October 23, 2018 6:23 AM

Baby dyke is extemely young dykes. Like 14 to 17. Just like how gays call young pickle kissers chicken.

by Anonymousreply 17October 23, 2018 6:25 AM

I called her a baby dyke because she can be child like.

by Anonymousreply 18October 23, 2018 6:40 AM

It doesn't make any sense though. She has not been a baby dyke for 50 years. You don't call immature lesbians in their 60s baby dykes. It just isn't done.

by Anonymousreply 19October 23, 2018 6:50 AM

I just can't take it anymore!

by Anonymousreply 20October 23, 2018 6:59 AM

She'd rather flip a house than flick my bean!

by Anonymousreply 21October 23, 2018 7:45 AM

R19, it I did. I did call her a baby dyke.

by Anonymousreply 22October 23, 2018 8:11 AM

You all acknowledge women??

by Anonymousreply 23October 23, 2018 8:28 AM

This is a weird thread (only one of many on here recently, I've noticed. Do we have an influx of ESL posters?)

Regarding Ellen: she's a comedian. They're not known for being well-adjusted humans. And her 'baby dyke' days are long gone. WTF?

by Anonymousreply 24October 23, 2018 8:36 AM

Ellen is so ugly. Never every lesbian I have ever seen in real life or in media is ugly. True but sad but true. Do not know why.

by Anonymousreply 25October 23, 2018 8:59 AM

She is sneakily and openly snarky and when I am in the mood, I can appreciate that.

by Anonymousreply 26October 23, 2018 9:22 AM

At the end of the day, being a sexless dyke is redundant, isn't it?

by Anonymousreply 27October 23, 2018 9:27 AM

And her Junior Boyswear is fine for daytime tv.

Hysterical!

by Anonymousreply 28October 23, 2018 9:38 AM

I read her book and it was horrible. I swear every other sentence ended in "no really" or "just kidding". I kept reading hoping it would get better, and the next thing you know I was at the end. The only good thing I can say about her is her coming out episode back when it wasn't cool was great. She's just a corporate tool now.

by Anonymousreply 29October 23, 2018 10:05 AM

Mama makes whites bright like the sunlight...

by Anonymousreply 30October 23, 2018 10:11 AM

Ellen baby dyke is funny, dl lesbians are triggered.

by Anonymousreply 31October 23, 2018 10:44 AM

R31 Whatever you fucking moron, baby dyke is 14 to 17 not a washed up old 60s bitch like Ellen.

by Anonymousreply 32October 23, 2018 10:59 AM

She’s dead behind the eyes. She clearly hates 99% of the people she interviews but fake laughs along with them anyway. I’d hate all those vacuous celebrities too, but if the sum total of my job involved asking them inane questions and being paid millionsto do so, i’d try harder not to seem so bored and disinterested.

by Anonymousreply 33October 23, 2018 10:59 AM

R24 There are a ton of these brain dead fucking morons posting who cannot string together a proper sentence or not write without passive voice. This one is one of the worst I have ever read. We all have to bully these brain dead tards off the site. Aids was NEVER insidious, only certain very specific people got it, that is NOT insidious.

AIDS was so insidious Men cumming in men was just a sexual act. There’s nothing particularly immoral or even risqué about it. Little did gays in the 70’s and 80’s, as they were expressing their new sexual freedom, know that simple act would kill them.

Yes, we all know this now, but I was reflecting today on what gay were thinking and feeling in the 70’s. They were finally able to be themselves publicly and this hit them. What a horrible thing AIDS was and is.

by Anonymousreply 34October 23, 2018 11:04 AM

Die in a grease fire R34. FF and Blocked you dumb fuck

by Anonymousreply 35October 23, 2018 11:11 AM

OP/R35 Truly one of the most retarded, stupid, nonsensical posters EVER.

by Anonymousreply 36October 23, 2018 11:18 AM

Ellen’s coming out episode was redundant.

by Anonymousreply 37October 23, 2018 11:29 AM

I agree with you, R34, but was your post meant for the barebacking thread?

by Anonymousreply 38October 23, 2018 12:00 PM

I do not care for Ellen Degeneres.

by Anonymousreply 39October 23, 2018 12:05 PM

I’ve tried to like her because of the coming out thing. She just seems angry and mean in a white suit and tennis shoes. Her shopping trips with Britney and FLOTUS were not nice or fun at all.

by Anonymousreply 40October 23, 2018 12:10 PM

BABY DYKE!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 41October 23, 2018 12:16 PM

This OP, besides being a moron, has been called out for being a troll. Probably straight. Butch baby dyke is an impossible thing for Ellen. She is old. Butch and dyke are the exact same thing. Block this troll!

by Anonymousreply 42October 23, 2018 12:29 PM

You’re all a bunch of stale, humorless BABY DYKES like Ellen. Oh clutch my pearls, he used BABY DYKE incorrectly!!!!!! Too bad you’re also all old queens, cuz you could use a good lay right about now. Ellen is a cunt. To all the lesbos defending her, go feed your cats. You should be praising smart lesbos like Tammy Bruce. I’m sure me telling you that caused you to have a GRAND MAUL SEIZURE! Eat shit and die pigs.

by Anonymousreply 43October 23, 2018 12:42 PM

Her show has become so formulaic. Twitch dances, she plays youtube clips, she interviews a guest who fawns over her, she gives money to some unfortunate and then she plays a nasty game to embarrass an audience member. Every single day. Had to stop watching.

by Anonymousreply 44October 23, 2018 12:54 PM

[Quote] You’re all a bunch of stale, humorless BABY DYKES like Ellen. Oh clutch my pearls, he used BABY DYKE incorrectly!!!!!! Too bad you’re also all old queens, cuz you could use a good lay right about now. Ellen is a cunt. To all the lesbos defending her, go feed your cats. You should be praising smart lesbos like Tammy Bruce. I’m sure me telling you that caused you to have a GRAND MAUL SEIZURE! Eat shit and die pigs.

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by Anonymousreply 45October 23, 2018 1:14 PM

R43 You are fooling no one with your terrible grasp of the English language, grammar, usage...blabla. You are a straight incel troll. You have outed yourself. You are not one of the gays.

by Anonymousreply 46October 23, 2018 1:18 PM

She’s loaded now. Why keep the show going at this point? She’s famous, loved by public (if not here) it’s not like she is stuck in job awaiting pension and retirement like a lot of us. Hell, she could go drink full-time, flip houses, do whatever she wants...why stay? Go be happy ! I would.

by Anonymousreply 47October 23, 2018 1:27 PM

That gif in the OP is the most fucking irritating thing I've seen all week.

by Anonymousreply 48October 23, 2018 1:30 PM

When will Portia leave her finally?

by Anonymousreply 49October 23, 2018 2:02 PM

She is a good talk show host but she is not as fun and likeable as she used to be. Money and Life sometimes takes the fun out of everything.

by Anonymousreply 50October 23, 2018 2:19 PM

r19, You cannot be that fkin obtuse if you don't get what the OP was trying to say. You must be a blast at parties.

by Anonymousreply 51October 23, 2018 11:52 PM

R51 Fuck off straight incel trolls. We recognize you fuckers.

by Anonymousreply 52October 23, 2018 11:55 PM

r52, stfu you hysterical ass bitch. Go take your goddam meds.

by Anonymousreply 53October 23, 2018 11:57 PM

you are both girlie brat cunts

by Anonymousreply 54October 23, 2018 11:59 PM

I think OP meant pocket dyke, so don't be so persnickety about "baby."

by Anonymousreply 55October 24, 2018 12:03 AM

r3 i remember it differently. “yep, I’m gay”

not “yep, i’m queer.”. she never said that. you don’t get to rewrite history.

by Anonymousreply 56October 24, 2018 12:07 AM

R55 Straight incel troll apologist, fuck off.

by Anonymousreply 57October 24, 2018 12:09 AM

Jeezus people; Ellen dresses like a teen-aged lesbian. Can we agree on that and move on?

by Anonymousreply 58October 24, 2018 12:15 AM

Well, she always acts like a goofy kid. That’s her shtick. What’s the deal with Portia? Drinker? Are they or were they really in love? Anybody here know them?

by Anonymousreply 59October 24, 2018 1:56 AM

I hate her, she is Justin Timberlake.

by Anonymousreply 60October 24, 2018 3:06 AM

[quote]I’m sure me telling you that caused you to have a GRAND MAUL SEIZURE!

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 61October 24, 2018 5:59 AM

R5 is David Spade.

by Anonymousreply 62January 3, 2019 9:13 AM

What does Portia see in her besides the money ?

by Anonymousreply 63January 3, 2019 9:17 AM
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