There, I said it.
Ellen is a sexless, robotic, butch baby dyke.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | January 3, 2019 9:17 AM |
Exactly. He's the worst. That "suits from the boys section" drag is so fucking tiresome.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 23, 2018 1:43 AM |
And...?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 23, 2018 1:45 AM |
Her coming out on national tv was the biggest advancement of queer visibility/acceptance one person has ever made. Her contribution to the advancement of gay rights cannot be over-stated and should not be taken for granted. I don't care if she's an icy, temperamental drunk in her personal life because I don't have to live or work with her. And her Junior Boyswear is fine for daytime tv.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 23, 2018 1:50 AM |
She’s 60 years old. How is she a baby dyke?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 23, 2018 1:53 AM |
I think she is sexy and I'm a gay guy.
Yea Ellen has lots of haters like OP
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 23, 2018 2:05 AM |
[quote] There, I said it.
How brave of you. Do you expect applause or something?...
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 23, 2018 2:11 AM |
[quote]And her [bold]Junior Boyswear[/bold] is fine for daytime tv.
HA HA
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 23, 2018 2:26 AM |
I never liked her. She's always reminded me of what I call a "bar dyke," a pretty-but-butch lesbian who sits at the bar, drinks like a fish, and tells jokes she thinks are entertaining to a retinue of other drunk lesbians.
Honestly guys, if you ever go into a small, corner lesbian bar (are there any of them left?), you'll see that her type is a dime a dozen.
I don't know how this particular one happened to hit it big.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 23, 2018 2:48 AM |
Male or female, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 23, 2018 2:52 AM |
R9, I don’t do genders.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 23, 2018 3:24 AM |
I like Ellen but sometimes i find her annoying. Its like cut the crap, and stop trying to be so pleasing all the time. Its an air of fakeness about her at times: maybeIi am being way to cynical and bitchy. Anyone else know what I'm talking about.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 23, 2018 3:34 AM |
Please get back on your Meds, Anne.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 23, 2018 3:49 AM |
R3 is fair and balanced.
Marry me.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 23, 2018 5:15 AM |
i agree R3 but personally i find her unctuous , unappealing and so NOT funny.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 23, 2018 6:13 AM |
I've had the unfortunate ' pleasure' of working with her. She's a complete FRAUD. A nasty drunk and absolutely NOTHING like the likeable goof ball she projects.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 23, 2018 6:21 AM |
R15, I'm sorry you went through that; I have to say I see her anger and unhappiness on air; the scaring of stars with clowns and other creatures jumping out of boxes? She takes way too much delight in that.
If you listen to how she really talks to people, there's some anger there.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 23, 2018 6:23 AM |
Baby dyke is extemely young dykes. Like 14 to 17. Just like how gays call young pickle kissers chicken.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 23, 2018 6:25 AM |
I called her a baby dyke because she can be child like.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 23, 2018 6:40 AM |
It doesn't make any sense though. She has not been a baby dyke for 50 years. You don't call immature lesbians in their 60s baby dykes. It just isn't done.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 23, 2018 6:50 AM |
I just can't take it anymore!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 23, 2018 6:59 AM |
She'd rather flip a house than flick my bean!
by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 23, 2018 7:45 AM |
R19, it I did. I did call her a baby dyke.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 23, 2018 8:11 AM |
You all acknowledge women??
by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 23, 2018 8:28 AM |
This is a weird thread (only one of many on here recently, I've noticed. Do we have an influx of ESL posters?)
Regarding Ellen: she's a comedian. They're not known for being well-adjusted humans. And her 'baby dyke' days are long gone. WTF?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 23, 2018 8:36 AM |
Ellen is so ugly. Never every lesbian I have ever seen in real life or in media is ugly. True but sad but true. Do not know why.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 23, 2018 8:59 AM |
She is sneakily and openly snarky and when I am in the mood, I can appreciate that.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 23, 2018 9:22 AM |
At the end of the day, being a sexless dyke is redundant, isn't it?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 23, 2018 9:27 AM |
And her Junior Boyswear is fine for daytime tv.
Hysterical!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 23, 2018 9:38 AM |
I read her book and it was horrible. I swear every other sentence ended in "no really" or "just kidding". I kept reading hoping it would get better, and the next thing you know I was at the end. The only good thing I can say about her is her coming out episode back when it wasn't cool was great. She's just a corporate tool now.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 23, 2018 10:05 AM |
Mama makes whites bright like the sunlight...
by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 23, 2018 10:11 AM |
Ellen baby dyke is funny, dl lesbians are triggered.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 23, 2018 10:44 AM |
R31 Whatever you fucking moron, baby dyke is 14 to 17 not a washed up old 60s bitch like Ellen.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | October 23, 2018 10:59 AM |
She’s dead behind the eyes. She clearly hates 99% of the people she interviews but fake laughs along with them anyway. I’d hate all those vacuous celebrities too, but if the sum total of my job involved asking them inane questions and being paid millionsto do so, i’d try harder not to seem so bored and disinterested.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 23, 2018 10:59 AM |
R24 There are a ton of these brain dead fucking morons posting who cannot string together a proper sentence or not write without passive voice. This one is one of the worst I have ever read. We all have to bully these brain dead tards off the site. Aids was NEVER insidious, only certain very specific people got it, that is NOT insidious.
AIDS was so insidious Men cumming in men was just a sexual act. There’s nothing particularly immoral or even risqué about it. Little did gays in the 70’s and 80’s, as they were expressing their new sexual freedom, know that simple act would kill them.
Yes, we all know this now, but I was reflecting today on what gay were thinking and feeling in the 70’s. They were finally able to be themselves publicly and this hit them. What a horrible thing AIDS was and is.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 23, 2018 11:04 AM |
Die in a grease fire R34. FF and Blocked you dumb fuck
by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 23, 2018 11:11 AM |
OP/R35 Truly one of the most retarded, stupid, nonsensical posters EVER.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | October 23, 2018 11:18 AM |
Ellen’s coming out episode was redundant.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 23, 2018 11:29 AM |
I agree with you, R34, but was your post meant for the barebacking thread?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | October 23, 2018 12:00 PM |
I do not care for Ellen Degeneres.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 23, 2018 12:05 PM |
I’ve tried to like her because of the coming out thing. She just seems angry and mean in a white suit and tennis shoes. Her shopping trips with Britney and FLOTUS were not nice or fun at all.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | October 23, 2018 12:10 PM |
BABY DYKE!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | October 23, 2018 12:16 PM |
This OP, besides being a moron, has been called out for being a troll. Probably straight. Butch baby dyke is an impossible thing for Ellen. She is old. Butch and dyke are the exact same thing. Block this troll!
by Anonymous | reply 42 | October 23, 2018 12:29 PM |
You’re all a bunch of stale, humorless BABY DYKES like Ellen. Oh clutch my pearls, he used BABY DYKE incorrectly!!!!!! Too bad you’re also all old queens, cuz you could use a good lay right about now. Ellen is a cunt. To all the lesbos defending her, go feed your cats. You should be praising smart lesbos like Tammy Bruce. I’m sure me telling you that caused you to have a GRAND MAUL SEIZURE! Eat shit and die pigs.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | October 23, 2018 12:42 PM |
Her show has become so formulaic. Twitch dances, she plays youtube clips, she interviews a guest who fawns over her, she gives money to some unfortunate and then she plays a nasty game to embarrass an audience member. Every single day. Had to stop watching.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | October 23, 2018 12:54 PM |
[Quote] You’re all a bunch of stale, humorless BABY DYKES like Ellen. Oh clutch my pearls, he used BABY DYKE incorrectly!!!!!! Too bad you’re also all old queens, cuz you could use a good lay right about now. Ellen is a cunt. To all the lesbos defending her, go feed your cats. You should be praising smart lesbos like Tammy Bruce. I’m sure me telling you that caused you to have a GRAND MAUL SEIZURE! Eat shit and die pigs.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | October 23, 2018 1:14 PM |
R43 You are fooling no one with your terrible grasp of the English language, grammar, usage...blabla. You are a straight incel troll. You have outed yourself. You are not one of the gays.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | October 23, 2018 1:18 PM |
She’s loaded now. Why keep the show going at this point? She’s famous, loved by public (if not here) it’s not like she is stuck in job awaiting pension and retirement like a lot of us. Hell, she could go drink full-time, flip houses, do whatever she wants...why stay? Go be happy ! I would.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | October 23, 2018 1:27 PM |
That gif in the OP is the most fucking irritating thing I've seen all week.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | October 23, 2018 1:30 PM |
When will Portia leave her finally?
by Anonymous | reply 49 | October 23, 2018 2:02 PM |
She is a good talk show host but she is not as fun and likeable as she used to be. Money and Life sometimes takes the fun out of everything.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | October 23, 2018 2:19 PM |
r19, You cannot be that fkin obtuse if you don't get what the OP was trying to say. You must be a blast at parties.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | October 23, 2018 11:52 PM |
R51 Fuck off straight incel trolls. We recognize you fuckers.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | October 23, 2018 11:55 PM |
r52, stfu you hysterical ass bitch. Go take your goddam meds.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | October 23, 2018 11:57 PM |
you are both girlie brat cunts
by Anonymous | reply 54 | October 23, 2018 11:59 PM |
I think OP meant pocket dyke, so don't be so persnickety about "baby."
by Anonymous | reply 55 | October 24, 2018 12:03 AM |
r3 i remember it differently. “yep, I’m gay”
not “yep, i’m queer.”. she never said that. you don’t get to rewrite history.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | October 24, 2018 12:07 AM |
R55 Straight incel troll apologist, fuck off.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | October 24, 2018 12:09 AM |
Jeezus people; Ellen dresses like a teen-aged lesbian. Can we agree on that and move on?
by Anonymous | reply 58 | October 24, 2018 12:15 AM |
Well, she always acts like a goofy kid. That’s her shtick. What’s the deal with Portia? Drinker? Are they or were they really in love? Anybody here know them?
by Anonymous | reply 59 | October 24, 2018 1:56 AM |
I hate her, she is Justin Timberlake.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | October 24, 2018 3:06 AM |
[quote]I’m sure me telling you that caused you to have a GRAND MAUL SEIZURE!
Oh, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | October 24, 2018 5:59 AM |
R5 is David Spade.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | January 3, 2019 9:13 AM |
What does Portia see in her besides the money ?
by Anonymous | reply 63 | January 3, 2019 9:17 AM |