The Cruz-Trump rally is underway!

Didn't you get the memo? It's Beautiful Ted now.

I'm only watching to see if Heidi and Trump interact...

Are there nudes of Ted? Have we heard if "Beautiful Ted" escorts? I would pay Ted extra for his "Together, We Will Win Experience"

Well, that's a real Algonquin Table.

Trump: "You know, we had our little difficulties..."

The Trumpanzee is preening.

Oh, Christ, he's already attacking the "fake news."

Does Don need tongue when that nose is soooo protuberant?

Does Ted's tongue extend past the tip of his nose????? Perhaps he can lick his own eyebrows.

Thank you all for updates. I was going to go (on the off chance that he shits himself and dies on stage) but they said that 100,000 tickets had been given out and people started lining up last night.

If you want the highlights, fact-checked in real time, without having to listen to Trump, just follow Daniel Dale's Twitter feed.

This crowd is SCREAMING mad.

Really scary.

And now we're on "the caravan." That's the real October surprise.

Trump now talking about Cruz "staring down a left-wing mob."

Yup, that's the midterm strategy: "the caravan" and "left-wing mobs."

There's one hideous old bat behind Trump in a bedazzled sweater and red sequin cowboy hat.

I like the surprising, non-existent tax cut that nobody, including his own aides, knows about. And that he's somehow going to deliver it next week with Congress not in session.

[quote]I like the surprising, non-existent tax cut that nobody, including his own aides, knows about. And that he's somehow going to deliver it next week with Congress not in session.

The strategy seems to be that Trump will suddenly say that the tax cut is in peril unless the GOP keeps the House.

And there's Hillary Clinton and "lock her up." They'll be running against Hillary Clinton decades after she's dead and buried.

“He’s a lyin’ guy!”

[quote]And there's Hillary Clinton and "lock her up."

That got the biggest, most rabid reaction so far. His rallies are about one inch away from Shirley Jackson's "The Lottery."

This would be the perfect time for Carrie to show up.

He just said he was a "nationalist."

And the lumpenproletariat went bananas.

White rage

I would like to see Dump’s puffy ass on the same stage as Beto. He would kick his bloated orange tail up and down the Rio Grande.

Has Trump pulled his pants down yet so Cruz can plant a big juicy kiss on his ass?

Kind of, R20. Quoting Daniel Dale

[quote]Ted Cruz is getting his own pre-Trump speech rather than the usual mid-speech pop-in Trump gives most candidates. He begins, "God bless Texas. And God bless President Donald Trump."

Old white man rage on display. Yet a lot of bitter young underemployed white man are raging too.

They can't believe the brown foreigners are taking away 'their' jobs. What most of these morons fail to comprehend, these young hot brown men, mostly South Asians, have multiple degrees and are willing to work much harder than Americans. Americans want $50 an hour to put a bolt into a car!

The white man meltdown has been extremely fun to watch, FUCK THEM ALL.

He's rambling about the Coast Guard, telling the crowd that they saved SIXTEEN HUNDRED LIVES during the hurricane in TX!

There IS NOT 100,000 people. Trump has trouble filling 5-10,000 seats....seriously. They also pay people to attend....they run ads for attendees for christ sakes. That is total diversion and to best Beto O Rourke who recently had over 55,000 people attend one of his rallies.....the size was notable and reported in the press. Trump cant have the competition best him.

Someone could become a billionaire by kidnapping both of them and having people pay to watch as they are forced to fuck each other. Talk about hate viewing!

Is there a roof that could fall down on them?

Where’s a hurricane when you need it?

Ted Cruz is sooo creepy. I’m shocked Texas wants to be associated with him in any way. Makes Texas look so weird and Oklahoma like

Texas = Oklahoma = Texas = Oklahoma

Have any of Trump's rallies been in anything but relatively small 10,000 seat arenas?