Baby name suggestions?
Fucked Royally
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 22, 2018 9:54 PM |
Fatty
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 22, 2018 9:56 PM |
Why is this relevant?
Anyway, Jeez.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 22, 2018 9:56 PM |
Can you imagine that fat piggy face in ten more years? Gurl's NOT going to age well.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 22, 2018 9:57 PM |
Damien
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 22, 2018 9:57 PM |
Chubs
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 22, 2018 9:58 PM |
Lucifer
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 22, 2018 9:59 PM |
Just wait... soon she'll be doing stand up about how being a mom changed her forever and she's sober & so grateful for her special wonderful flower child...
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 22, 2018 10:00 PM |
Rumer
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 22, 2018 10:01 PM |
With what?
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 22, 2018 10:03 PM |
A cabbage patch kid
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 22, 2018 10:06 PM |
I hope she won't gain a lot of weight, that is dangerous.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 22, 2018 10:08 PM |
Why the fuck is she doing this? Does every woman on earth think she has to have a baby? Wow...it is a damn stupid idea.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 22, 2018 10:15 PM |
Whalelina.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 22, 2018 10:18 PM |
Miss Piggy
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 22, 2018 10:19 PM |
good for her
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 22, 2018 10:20 PM |
Chuck
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 22, 2018 10:22 PM |
Yellow hair really suits Khloe Kardashian.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 22, 2018 10:24 PM |
Her morphing into Kathleen Turner is almost complete.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 22, 2018 10:25 PM |
Kermit Jr.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 22, 2018 10:26 PM |
Double Chinn
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 22, 2018 10:30 PM |
Oh no. Gone will be the jokes about bad dates and yeast infections. Replaced with jokes about baby shit and baby vomit.
Oh well, she was getting a little long in the tooth for that shtick anyway. UTI's aren't so funny when you're pushing forty.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 22, 2018 10:33 PM |
Moron 5
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 22, 2018 10:44 PM |
Porquey and Petunia
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 22, 2018 10:48 PM |
Chunklet
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 22, 2018 10:49 PM |
If it's a boy, then "Scooter."
If it's a girl... "Scooter."
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 22, 2018 10:50 PM |
Trashina Obesia Nosferatu (the last part is who her uncle resembles) But I also like Whaleina
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 22, 2018 11:03 PM |
Tumor Schumer
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 22, 2018 11:15 PM |
Gonzo Delilah
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 22, 2018 11:18 PM |
Tater.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 23, 2018 12:39 AM |
Big Mistake
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | October 23, 2018 12:40 AM |
Krampus
Clitorissa
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 23, 2018 12:42 AM |
Lens.
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 23, 2018 12:43 AM |
Food Baby
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 23, 2018 12:45 AM |
Would it kill some of these rich fucks to adopt? This is the last thing we need in 2018.
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | October 23, 2018 12:48 AM |
Cheryl.
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 23, 2018 12:49 AM |
Ugh! Imagine having her as your mom. Unfortunate baby.
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | October 23, 2018 1:27 AM |
Pillsbury
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 23, 2018 1:27 AM |
Anastasia Beaverhausen Schumer
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | October 23, 2018 1:28 AM |
Why is she hated here? She's 100% pro-gay. Liberal. Uses her celebrity to fight for causes most of us support. So, what's the deal?
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | October 23, 2018 1:29 AM |
I'd suggest Fat Whore but it's already mom's middle name
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | October 23, 2018 1:32 AM |
^^ Tina Fey
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | October 23, 2018 1:32 AM |
Is she actually going to be able to stay sober for 3/4ths of a year?
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | October 23, 2018 1:33 AM |
Huma
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | October 23, 2018 1:33 AM |
Ruinatia Unluckia
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | October 23, 2018 1:33 AM |
Erna!
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | October 23, 2018 1:34 AM |
What is she pregnant with?
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | October 23, 2018 2:39 AM |
She's pregnant with possibilities.
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | October 23, 2018 2:44 AM |
Annoying Smug Schumer?
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | October 23, 2018 2:45 AM |
Stormy Danielle.
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | October 23, 2018 2:48 AM |
R41 because she's fat and unattractive if I had to guess
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | October 23, 2018 2:51 AM |
I can’t imagine wanting to bring a child into this world right now. We’re fucked!
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | October 23, 2018 3:34 AM |
Name the kid Donald Trump Schumer
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | October 23, 2018 3:35 AM |
Fats Domino Pizza Schumer.
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | October 23, 2018 3:37 AM |
Just what the world needs. Another crying Schumer.
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | October 23, 2018 3:39 AM |
I'm happy for her. It was rough for her that she was fired from Barbie and she is it that great.. Maybe Lucky Schumer?
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | October 23, 2018 3:43 AM |
Isn't that great
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | October 23, 2018 3:43 AM |
Who did she pay to fuck her?
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | October 23, 2018 3:45 AM |
Just because she' s pregnant doesn't necessarily mean she's keeping it.
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | October 23, 2018 3:45 AM |
I would guess her husband R59
| by Anonymous | reply 61 | October 23, 2018 3:50 AM |
News to me that she's a DL. She's no Lens.
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | October 23, 2018 4:53 AM |
Huckabeast Schumer
| by Anonymous | reply 64 | October 23, 2018 2:54 PM |
Can I pick one when she has her litter?
| by Anonymous | reply 66 | October 24, 2018 11:16 PM |
Phatiette
Obesius
| by Anonymous | reply 68 | October 24, 2018 11:27 PM |