Your Old White Senator Name Generator

Created by @CapShower on Twitter.

Mine would be Sheraton Massey!

Hendrick Griffith!

Tower B Ustinov

I’ll play, Elkins Tracy would be the name. I see him as a distinguished gentleman from the South with a drinking problem!

Lipscomb Bridges

Senator Townsend O'Brien

Napier Richardson (The Third)

Montgomery Hoskins

What about those of us who didn't go to college, OP? No dorms for me, straight from high school to clerical job in a bank.

The best supporting actor (not actress?) Oscar in 1947 did not go to Robert Ryan (or Charles Bickford or Richard Widmark or Thomas Gomez), which is a good hard-drinking (albeit Catholic) Irish name for a Senator, like Kennedy.

Greenlee Schildkraut

Foster Farnsworth

R9 how about the name of your childhood street or neighborhood? I didn't go to a 4 year college and that's what I did.

Esteemed Senator Hayes Quayle

not fair, the best ones have already been taken

roman hruska R-NE

whose name will live in infamy for his immortal (and post-trump, prescient) quote:

"So what if he [Nixon's SCOTUS nominee] is mediocre? There are a lot of mediocre judges and people and lawyers. They are entitled to a little representation, aren’t they? We can’t have all Brandeises, Cardozos, and Frankfurters and stuff like that there.

I don't get it.

Founders Freeman.

Elet Kellaway.

Olde Guinness - Drunk off his ass at work.

I didn't go to college, but I went to work as a stocker in a store called Missler's. So...

Missler Holloway

Holcombe Holloway - Distinguished Senator from the great state of Arkansas

Senatrice Hall Kellaway

Senator Ross Hall Perkins

Tiernan Giannini

R9 Let's say the name of your high school or nearest HS named after a person.

I don’t remember the name of my freshman dorm

Clark Kellaway, surely from somewhere in Dixie.

Just to be clear, it's one of the supporting actors who did NOT win from the year you were born, not the one that did.

The Honorable Bursley Reynolds, R-MS

Barnard Schneider, D-NH

Senator Travers Tracy

Hastings Bickford.

R17, R26, and R21 seem to be my co-evals!

Is it the year the film was released or the year the ceremony was held? If it's the former, I think I win: Hardey Warden.

Tillinghast Morgan

R18 we are naming senators, not Supreme Court Justices

Woodward Shaw.

Metcalf Meredith

Lawther Scott.

Bailey Chandler

Sen. Ryerson Young

Senator Willard Huston

Killinger Courtenay

Pennypacker McCarthy

I appreciate the various suggestions for those of us who didn't have a freshman dorm (i.e., college students who lived at home or in off-campus housing, as well as non-students like me) but most don't apply to me:

name of childhood street or neighborhood: 15th/none ("over near the East Side" doesn't count);

name of first post-highschool employer: Bank of America (founded by Amadeo Pietro Giannini, much too Italian for an American Senator);

name of highschool (or nearest highschool named after a person): City High/Abraham Lincoln

So I could be Lincoln Ryan, but I'd rather use the name of my Jr. High: Roosevelt Ryan (which sounds like a black guy, but so does Lincoln Ryan).

Grant Falk.

Clayton Robards

55th St Malkovich

Seeley Duvall

Taylor Griffith

Furnald De Niro

Sen. Aycock Falk

Stewart Farnsworth

Sen. Whitney Holden sipping a mint julep on the front porch while telling racist jokes.

Sénatrice Graham Gwenn

Francisco Torres Huston.

I dunno. It kinda lacks something. I'm happier with my porn star nickname (name of first pet and first street of residency): Sunny Edgecliff.

^^^I'm not: I get Chubby Stetson

Wilmarth Perkins

Mary Markley Mineo

Mathews Milland

Verducci Darin

Oglethorpe Milledge

Libby Kennedy

I lived in a house with roommates rather than a dorm during college (also it was on a numbered street) "52nd Falk" doesn't have much of a ring to it. But the Industrial Systems and Computer Science classrooms that were part of the Engineering Department complex were housed in a building hilariously named "Sieg Hall."

Sen. Monroe Roberts

Sounds about right.

Is this the ceremony that occurred during the year we were born, or movies that were released that year which were honored the next February-April? Yes, IT MATTERS.

Mertz Stockwell

Gray Havens Pacino.

Our dorms were named after places in The Lord of the Rings.

Sen. Parsons deWilde (R-Miss)

Lincoln Quaid

West Quad O’Toole

Homer Holloway

Washington Savalas

Payne Hackman

I moved from one dorm to another during my freshman year. And since we haven't received guidance on whether we're to use actors from movies released during our birth year or actors who didn't win at the ceremony during our birth year, I'm submitting two:

Wells Griffith, R-Indiana

Clement Holloway, D-West Virginia

This may be the dumbest thread ever on Data Lounge.

Senator Hardwick Scott, R-South Carolina

And yet, here you are, R74.

r60 What Oscar nominee is named "Milledge?"

Moore Hackman

Clark Young

Crosby Pollard

Willett Burton

Warren Cobb

Warren Tully

Witt Madigan

Jeffrey Mark Burgess (R, Oklahoma)

Ellsworth Cobb, R-IA

Called "Corny" by his friends

Caswell deWilde (R-Louisiana and twin brother reply 67)

Naismith Young, R-KS

Krueger Kennedy.

Callaway Dafoe

Dobbs Dunn, D-GA

Stoughton Shaw

Davis Olivier -R, Louisiana

Colgate Erich von Stroheim, R-MA

Correction - Colgate von Stroheim, R-MA

Fairchild Coco.

Kainai Suchet.

Strom Reynolds

Mine is Cushing Dunn. BF's is Bridge Attenborough.

Wayne Palance

Jefferson Beau Regard Sessions

McBride Farnsworth of the developing Farnsworth political dynasty.

I didn't live in a dorm, as I went to trade school.

Hansee Hurt.

Hansee Hall: University of Washington

Best Supporting Actor 1979: John Hurt

Burton Judson Wilder

Harbin Wild

Hudson Mason, I do declayah

Witherspoon Warden. That's a good one, actually -- I could totally picture someone like that in the GOP.

Senator Doheny Duvall, y'all!

Hitchcock McCarthy? If I were born a year later, Hitchcock Hunnicut which is much more mellifluous, so I'm shaving a year off my age.

Senator Hitchcock Hunnicut from Louisiana.

Senator Cartier Duvall..... I love Trump!

Tower C. Bridges, of the Gulfport Bridges.

Our dorm just went by a number.

Rutherford Hackman

Senator Darnall Stamp

Sykes Bickford

R100 is clueless.

Willison Young

Senator Hill Robards

Another race bait thread How about Slappy Darkbone from Chicago's South Side?

Shout-out to the Hon. Sen. Lawrance Courtenay! Thanks a bunch!

Medaglia d’Oro Scott

Oh my!

I would've gone to college, but Father needed help behind the notions counter.

Kinkaid Dunst, R-Wisconsin

r123 Dunst was a Best Supporting ACTOR nominee?

Golden Globe, close enough, R124.

Ruter O'Toole

r125 Way to miss the point ...

“Actor” applies to both males and females, R127.

R128 Not at the Oscars where they have two categories: Best Supporting Actor and Best Supporting Actress.

Senator Granite McCarthy. He has a strong jawline but also the Irish curse.

Kittredge Gleason.

R139=thread-rules fundamentalist

Sen. Wherenberg Stamp, R-PA

Deeply opposed to the St. Lawrence Seaway

Senator David "Tripp" Beaufort III

Senator Beall (rhymes with peel) Poitier

Get a load of R132 -- he can predict the future!

r134 Did you even read the original post?