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What was the last lie you told?

Yesterday I was invited to some picnic by my friend but I told her I have some urgent family business to attend to - that was my codename for sitting in front of TV all day long while eating frozen strudel.

by Anonymousreply 15October 23, 2018 4:39 AM

Told my mother I had a meeting with lawyers and agents in Hollywood.

by Anonymousreply 1October 22, 2018 4:28 PM

Told a guy on Grindr I was 26 (when I'm really 28).

by Anonymousreply 2October 22, 2018 4:39 PM

I'm fine.

by Anonymousreply 3October 22, 2018 4:43 PM

R3, beat me to it.

Specifically, I was talking to my mom who is worried about me.

by Anonymousreply 4October 22, 2018 4:45 PM

Yeah, the “I’m busy” lie is so common, it shouldn’t even be a lie.

by Anonymousreply 5October 22, 2018 4:45 PM

Almost every time my mom calls me. She’s very chatty, and an hour into the conversation I usually remember that I have to urgently pick up my dry cleaning, or run to the grocery store, or get dinner with a friend....

I love my mom, and i enjoy talking to her, but since she retired last year, she’s just bored and calls for daily 2 hour chats. Some of us have jobs and need to relax after work.

by Anonymousreply 6October 22, 2018 4:55 PM

That I was sorry to hear someone I went to school with had passed. The guy was a true fucck wad and Earth is a better place now that his trashy ass is gone

by Anonymousreply 7October 22, 2018 4:59 PM

8" thick

by Anonymousreply 8October 22, 2018 5:07 PM

I don’t want to hear from you anymore.

by Anonymousreply 9October 22, 2018 5:49 PM

that i couldn't find my cell phone......(it's old tiny and black) the phone i mean....

i have friends that are cheapskates about using their stupid land line phone.....it has always annoyed me.

they wanted me to call them back. gee, i can't find my phone.

by Anonymousreply 10October 23, 2018 1:08 AM

I needed some advice from a pharmaceutical company, so I just pretended to be my dad (who is a doctor) and spoke to the physician line. It was really helpful. They should just make the info available to the public. The FDA inserts have a shitload of info but misses a few important things. I actually knew more than the rep too... I was citing a study that was recently published and they really didn't understand it. But then again, I have a vested interested in the topic given my health issue that was being discussed.

by Anonymousreply 11October 23, 2018 1:13 AM

OP, you're a bitch for hogging all that strudel and not sharing with the rest of us.

by Anonymousreply 12October 23, 2018 1:43 AM

That “you shouldn’t worry, it’s an easy mistake to make”. No, you should actually feel terribly ashamed.

by Anonymousreply 13October 23, 2018 4:00 AM

I love you.

by Anonymousreply 14October 23, 2018 4:15 AM

A Client asked how many times I had done a specific type of project and I said over 200 when it's more like 50.

by Anonymousreply 15October 23, 2018 4:39 AM
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