Yesterday I was invited to some picnic by my friend but I told her I have some urgent family business to attend to - that was my codename for sitting in front of TV all day long while eating frozen strudel.
What was the last lie you told?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 23, 2018 4:39 AM |
Told my mother I had a meeting with lawyers and agents in Hollywood.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 22, 2018 4:28 PM |
Told a guy on Grindr I was 26 (when I'm really 28).
by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 22, 2018 4:39 PM |
I'm fine.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 22, 2018 4:43 PM |
R3, beat me to it.
Specifically, I was talking to my mom who is worried about me.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 22, 2018 4:45 PM |
Yeah, the “I’m busy” lie is so common, it shouldn’t even be a lie.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 22, 2018 4:45 PM |
Almost every time my mom calls me. She’s very chatty, and an hour into the conversation I usually remember that I have to urgently pick up my dry cleaning, or run to the grocery store, or get dinner with a friend....
I love my mom, and i enjoy talking to her, but since she retired last year, she’s just bored and calls for daily 2 hour chats. Some of us have jobs and need to relax after work.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 22, 2018 4:55 PM |
That I was sorry to hear someone I went to school with had passed. The guy was a true fucck wad and Earth is a better place now that his trashy ass is gone
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 22, 2018 4:59 PM |
8" thick
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 22, 2018 5:07 PM |
I don’t want to hear from you anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 22, 2018 5:49 PM |
that i couldn't find my cell phone......(it's old tiny and black) the phone i mean....
i have friends that are cheapskates about using their stupid land line phone.....it has always annoyed me.
they wanted me to call them back. gee, i can't find my phone.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 23, 2018 1:08 AM |
I needed some advice from a pharmaceutical company, so I just pretended to be my dad (who is a doctor) and spoke to the physician line. It was really helpful. They should just make the info available to the public. The FDA inserts have a shitload of info but misses a few important things. I actually knew more than the rep too... I was citing a study that was recently published and they really didn't understand it. But then again, I have a vested interested in the topic given my health issue that was being discussed.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 23, 2018 1:13 AM |
OP, you're a bitch for hogging all that strudel and not sharing with the rest of us.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 23, 2018 1:43 AM |
That “you shouldn’t worry, it’s an easy mistake to make”. No, you should actually feel terribly ashamed.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 23, 2018 4:00 AM |
I love you.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 23, 2018 4:15 AM |
A Client asked how many times I had done a specific type of project and I said over 200 when it's more like 50.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 23, 2018 4:39 AM |