Someone I haven't spoken to in 12 years contacted me saying they will be in town and want me to put them up.
Please craft me a bitchy response
by Anonymous | reply 163 | October 24, 2018 2:04 AM |
Did you say no?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 22, 2018 5:20 AM |
not yet r1
by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 22, 2018 5:22 AM |
Just say “I’m sorry, but that’s quite impossible.”
by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 22, 2018 5:24 AM |
"Oh, there just isn't enough room. Sorry!" Simple?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 22, 2018 5:24 AM |
Just tell them your rates are $ 200 a night, off season and that doesn't include breakfast.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 22, 2018 5:24 AM |
Tell them you're not running a bed-and-breakfast here.
Then punch and delete.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 22, 2018 5:25 AM |
Why even bother responding? Silence can speak volumes.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 22, 2018 5:25 AM |
“In New York, we value our privacy.”
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 22, 2018 5:26 AM |
"I can put you up for exactly 12 seconds. A second for each year you pretended I didn't exist."
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 22, 2018 5:27 AM |
The correct answer is to be hospitable and to prepare for their stay at your home.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 22, 2018 5:27 AM |
^ We'll be right over.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 22, 2018 5:30 AM |
I vote for r9
by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 22, 2018 5:31 AM |
r10 is quite the doormat
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 22, 2018 5:33 AM |
Respond with "how do we know each other"?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 22, 2018 5:33 AM |
This same person once sent out a group email to a bunch of college friends including me looking for a free place to stay............for SIX months!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 22, 2018 5:35 AM |
I vote for R7.
At a time like this, silence is golden.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 22, 2018 5:35 AM |
“I’m sorry, I don’t have the room. I’ve got friends staying with me that week.”
by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 22, 2018 5:35 AM |
R17 wins
by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 22, 2018 5:36 AM |
Tell him it's fine as long as he doesn't mind the bed bugs and fleas you've been trying to get rid of.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 22, 2018 5:39 AM |
Just say no or ignore. He’s not owed an explanation, so lying is pathetic.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 22, 2018 5:39 AM |
Just say you don't have a guest bedroom, whether you do or not. He'll get the message.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 22, 2018 5:40 AM |
Say: I'm sorry. You've mistaken me for someone who gives a damn about you.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 22, 2018 5:41 AM |
I wouldn't bother to respond, but if you feel compelled, how about this: "The location and phone number for the Holiday Inn are . . . "
by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 22, 2018 5:44 AM |
Oh, what a shame! I'd love to catch up but I'll be in Paris during that time.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 22, 2018 5:47 AM |
Ask:
“Are you able to sleep with one eye open?”
by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 22, 2018 5:56 AM |
OP, I have more questions than answers.
I'm assuming you had a falling out all those years ago, what went down? Did this person contact you most recently in a group email like before? Or was it direct? How would they have your contact information after 12 years? Was it by email, phone, text? How did you respond the first time they contacted you via the group email? Did you just ignore it? How long ago was the that group email contact?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 22, 2018 6:01 AM |
"Put you up? Honey, a steel truss couldn't put you up."
by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 22, 2018 6:11 AM |
Take your pick, OP:
Welcome to my home! That was acting. In reality you’re not welcome in my home.
Wrong number.
I’m simply in no mood to entertain houseguests.
If you can’t afford lodging perhaps this trip is out of your budget.
I’ll be hosting an orgy and I’m afraid you’d feel inadequate amongst my invited guests.
It’s my policy not to put up mere acquaintances in my home.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 22, 2018 6:14 AM |
Yes, I am also intetested in knowing if there was a falling out or things just faded away. I'm guessing the latter. Otherwise, they would not have contacted you.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 22, 2018 6:15 AM |
Say, "Oh good, those are the days my nurse is taking off and I'll need someone to change my Depends. Perfect timing!"
by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 22, 2018 6:17 AM |
Or, you could just say "Bada Book, Bada Boom!"
by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 22, 2018 6:19 AM |
R8 winner ww
by Anonymous | reply 32 | October 22, 2018 6:20 AM |
"Do I know you?"
by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 22, 2018 6:30 AM |
Why haven't you spoken with him in 12 years? Did he break your heart and make you cry?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 22, 2018 6:30 AM |
I'm sorry, I don't speak cuntanese.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 22, 2018 6:31 AM |
I'm now learning that the secret to get 35 replies for a thread posted in the last hour is to put the word bitchy in the subject header.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | October 22, 2018 6:33 AM |
DL lives for bitchy, cunty, treacherous behavior. We love to kick a cunt when she is down.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 22, 2018 6:36 AM |
I still have more questions than answers OP!
by Anonymous | reply 38 | October 22, 2018 6:37 AM |
"Thank you, but I've had sufficient."
by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 22, 2018 6:42 AM |
OP, don't say you're sorry, just tell him you won't be able to put him up but if he needs help finding a good hotel/motel you will try to recommend something. Don't be cunty. All that does it shows him he still matters to you after 12 years.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | October 22, 2018 7:01 AM |
:"Something suddenly came up"
by Anonymous | reply 41 | October 22, 2018 7:05 AM |
If OP REALLY wanted a bitchy reply, he should have posted this as a first person request and copied and pasted replies. E.g.,
"I am going on vacation to a city where I can't really afford a hotel. I am thinking to write to someone I haven't talked to in 12 years and doesn't really like me, but I could really use his place to stay. How do you think I should word it?'
Nobody would give an answer to that question. They'd just rip OP to shreds... which he could use, verbatim, more or less.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | October 22, 2018 7:08 AM |
I like R42's response. It's a clear-cut no, but it also explains why (as if this guy didn't know).
by Anonymous | reply 43 | October 22, 2018 7:41 AM |
OP, it’s quite all right to being open to agreeing to put someone up; however, that doesn’t mean you have to provide your exact address.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | October 22, 2018 7:41 AM |
I'm with the lots of questions troll, OP
DId he ghost you or did you just drift apart?
How close were you? Do you still like him, e.g., if he was staying at a hotel and suggested dinner, would you be happy he'd reconnected and excited to catch up?
If you haven't talked to him in 12 years, what's wrong with honesty: given that we haven't spoken in 12 years, it would be awkward to have you staying in my house, but if you're interested in reconnecting, I'd be happy to meet you for a drink one evening.
FWIW, I don't get people over age 25 who freeload on people, Yes, if your best friend moved cross country and you're going specifically to visit him, then of course stay with him, but if you're there for work or vacation, get a hotel room.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | October 22, 2018 8:21 AM |
If the friend is willing to stay at your house despite you not speaking to him for 12 years, you should take the opportunity to make amends.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | October 22, 2018 8:48 AM |
"I'm sorry, have we met?"
by Anonymous | reply 47 | October 22, 2018 8:53 AM |
“Oh hey so sorry but my house is under demolition :( Actually, do you know of a place I can stay?”
by Anonymous | reply 48 | October 22, 2018 9:09 AM |
“I’m a hoarder. Do you mind sleeping on stacks of old newspapers and discarded fast-food wrappers?”
by Anonymous | reply 49 | October 22, 2018 9:13 AM |
Is he masc? Or at least hung?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | October 22, 2018 9:14 AM |
People, OP wants to give a bitchy response! That's why he has come to us. He's not asking what he should do. Do not let him and us down!
I like r14
[quote] Respond with "how do we know each other"?
by Anonymous | reply 51 | October 22, 2018 9:15 AM |
"Funny, after not speaking for 12 years... now you have the voice to speak, when you need something." Get lost.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | October 22, 2018 9:44 AM |
Tell him simply you can’t accommodate his request. He should ask Siri where’s the nearest room and board.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | October 22, 2018 10:01 AM |
Do the Jackie O to Ari O thing: "I'm sorry, but I have the decorators in. Maybe next time."
by Anonymous | reply 54 | October 22, 2018 12:16 PM |
A simple "No" without any follow-up is best. It doesn't make you come across as defensive or as if you give a damn. And then he's the one who would have to press you for a reason--which you can then ignore. So much goes into "spam" files these days, dontcha know?
by Anonymous | reply 55 | October 22, 2018 12:25 PM |
"My cat has a tendency to attack strangers while they sleep."
Feel free to substitute "dog:" or "boyfriend" for "cat."
by Anonymous | reply 56 | October 22, 2018 12:26 PM |
I've known a few people like this. They seem to have no shame, nor the money to pay for a place to stay, and assume it's no big deal to stay with someone. I don't understand how these people function. They must make a lot of friends and acquaintances so they can scroll-burn through them when they need stuff.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | October 22, 2018 12:32 PM |
Tell him, No freeloaders allowed.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | October 22, 2018 12:42 PM |
Tell him you AirBnb the room. Then send him the link to your room rates.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | October 22, 2018 12:44 PM |
Bitch....do you see the Holiday Inn sign over my front door?
by Anonymous | reply 60 | October 22, 2018 12:49 PM |
Tell him, there’s a reason why we haven’t seen each other in 12 years. Let’s make it another 12.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | October 22, 2018 1:00 PM |
OP left the building by their second post. Bitch doesn't deserve our wit.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | October 22, 2018 1:01 PM |
OP—if you are not interested in maintaining contact with this person then simply don’t respond.
If you want to give them any kind of second chance say, “I can’t accommodate you, but I’d love to meet for a drink while you’re in town. Text me when you’re here!”
I’m quite sure you will not hear from this person after that...so then you will be 100% positive they are fucking freeloaders and you can cut them off.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | October 22, 2018 1:03 PM |
Look Miss Thing, why haven't you spoken to him in the past 12 years? As well, why need you be bitchy? Is that your modus operandi?
How many other people did he ask to put him up? Probably you're on a group-text. He doesn't care who takes him in, long as it's convenient for him and free.
Post his request here and we'll supply you with various responses, as obviously a simple "no" is difficult for you.
What is more interesting, what "town" is this? And PLEASE return to us and tell where he stayed when in town, did he bother with you at all, has your broken heart healed?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | October 22, 2018 1:26 PM |
I like R63's approach..
by Anonymous | reply 65 | October 22, 2018 1:29 PM |
"I have ringworm."
by Anonymous | reply 66 | October 22, 2018 1:32 PM |
"Sure, but just ignore the QUARANTINE sign on the door. You are immune to the Ebola virus, aren't you?"
by Anonymous | reply 67 | October 22, 2018 2:25 PM |
If you cant say anything nice say it in gif.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | October 22, 2018 2:30 PM |
R67 I was thinking the same thing: "Of course, swing on by -- though I'm not yet sure if I'm contagious. That's only because apparently, the disease hasn't even been identified yet, though it appears to share some symptoms with that brain-eating bacteria thing that's reared its ugly head as of late. So if you don't mind pushing past the E.T. tent and Negative Air machine, you're more than welcome to bunk here for a few!" or
"Ass, grass or cash, add 12 years' interest to what you owe me." The effective creep factor is upped if the recipient is a family member. Lastly, if this person has really done you wrong:
"Put you up? Sure! Hemp cord or leather belt?"
by Anonymous | reply 69 | October 22, 2018 2:43 PM |
[quote]"Put you up? Sure! Hemp cord or leather belt?"
????
by Anonymous | reply 70 | October 22, 2018 2:45 PM |
"Have you had your bedbug shots?"
by Anonymous | reply 71 | October 22, 2018 2:48 PM |
R70 Is that shock or confusion?
by Anonymous | reply 72 | October 22, 2018 2:50 PM |
r72, it's "What the fuck are you talking about?" So, I suppose confusion.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | October 22, 2018 2:55 PM |
Cash, ass or grass, nobody stays for free.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | October 22, 2018 3:28 PM |
Here’s your bitchy response: Suck my balls, bitch!
by Anonymous | reply 76 | October 22, 2018 3:29 PM |
Just reply a link to airbnb web site, no words
by Anonymous | reply 77 | October 22, 2018 3:43 PM |
Simply reply, “You jest.”
by Anonymous | reply 78 | October 22, 2018 4:24 PM |
Call this person up and say, "Let me tell you one damn thing ... (pregnant pause) -- FUCK YOU!" & Hang up.
Then flounce around with your bad self for the rest of the day, all pleased with yourself.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | October 22, 2018 4:33 PM |
“No. I have friends staying with me. Take care.”
It’s subtly bitchy. It projects that you are doing just fine without his friendship.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | October 22, 2018 4:53 PM |
This guy is probably playing a numbers game, i.e., asking multiple people for a free place to stay. His game is better now in that he's making individual requests rather than a group email / text. He probably has no idea that OP is miffed at all because of 12 years of silence. I would either not respond or respond with a simple no. Why create antagonism where it's not necessary. He might even be perplexed by a bitchy response, as in, "What did I do wrong?"
by Anonymous | reply 81 | October 22, 2018 5:07 PM |
It’s the night the lights went out in Georgia. It’s the night that he fucked an innocent man.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | October 22, 2018 5:10 PM |
I’m confident that OP’s interlocutor is on the spectrum.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | October 22, 2018 5:19 PM |
"I'm not in a position to host guests now but I'd love to meet your for dinner."
If he blows you off you know he was just using you.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | October 22, 2018 5:34 PM |
"I'd love to put you up. My rates are $599 per night, with a small discount if you're staying for more than 5 nights. There is a non-refundable $500 reservation deposit and cleaning fee. Check-in is at 3:00 p.m.; check-out at 11:00 a.m. We have no free parking but there is parking down the block for $49 per night. Now, when can I expect you?"
by Anonymous | reply 85 | October 22, 2018 6:06 PM |
R63 posts the best response. It’s one where you get your point across, but don’t look like an asshole...
by Anonymous | reply 86 | October 22, 2018 6:30 PM |
Ignore. This person doesn’t deserve a response.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | October 22, 2018 6:32 PM |
Reply, No.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | October 22, 2018 6:35 PM |
"Fuck off and die" is efficient and meaningful.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | October 22, 2018 6:38 PM |
I'd love to see you. I just need a $200 security deposit (refundable less wear and tear) and a credit card number for file.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | October 22, 2018 6:39 PM |
No reply at all is best, imo, but if you need a bit of snide:
'Sorry, no, but it's nice to hear from you again. I was afraid you were dead!'
by Anonymous | reply 91 | October 22, 2018 6:40 PM |
I'd send him a link to five nearby hotels with a note saying "Let's meet for coffee - my treat!"
Gets the message across clearly. Not cunty, but even more importantly, shows that you have no fucks to give about the whole situation.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | October 22, 2018 6:43 PM |
r85 Don't forget the resort fee!
by Anonymous | reply 93 | October 22, 2018 8:47 PM |
"OVER YOUR DEAD BODY!"
by Anonymous | reply 94 | October 22, 2018 8:54 PM |
Either send him a Rodiney"
Bish please!
And see if he responds or go full on DL crazy pants and send him this:
We bought a zoo!!
Either way, he'll re-think his priorities
by Anonymous | reply 95 | October 22, 2018 9:11 PM |
Tell him Central Park has benches.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | October 22, 2018 9:20 PM |
Lol.. R106
by Anonymous | reply 97 | October 22, 2018 9:25 PM |
Errr.. I meant R96.. not 106.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | October 22, 2018 9:25 PM |
I always use "I'm back in London visiting with family, sorry." Simply use you are out of town. Has worked every time for me.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | October 22, 2018 9:34 PM |
"I'm confused by the ask... we're barely acquaintances"
by Anonymous | reply 100 | October 22, 2018 9:39 PM |
"I knew you...WHEN?"
by Anonymous | reply 101 | October 22, 2018 9:42 PM |
A simple no should do the trick.
Are they fun people?
by Anonymous | reply 102 | October 22, 2018 9:45 PM |
It's been 16 hours since you started this thread, OP. Have you said no yet? Do you have any desire to see them for drinks or coffee?
by Anonymous | reply 103 | October 22, 2018 9:46 PM |
Methinks OP was drunk or just having fun seeing how many replies this stupid thread would get. How dull. This could have been a good thread. I've read FAR more entertaining ESTs. Maybe that is what OP was trying to do but didn't realise they had to PARTICIPATE. Cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | October 22, 2018 9:53 PM |
I fear OP is the real loser here. I would have read the text,rolled my eyes,deleted it and thought nothing more of it. The fact OP is pondering even answering speaks volumes.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | October 22, 2018 9:54 PM |
r10 = Uncle Bottom, everyone's most hated Datalounger
by Anonymous | reply 106 | October 22, 2018 9:55 PM |
"I don't think my boyfriend, N'Quan, would like that."
by Anonymous | reply 107 | October 22, 2018 9:59 PM |
Tell them “-2/10”
by Anonymous | reply 108 | October 22, 2018 10:02 PM |
"Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn."
by Anonymous | reply 109 | October 22, 2018 10:03 PM |
Now you lay you down to sleep/another friend your ass to keep...
by Anonymous | reply 110 | October 22, 2018 10:09 PM |
I’d rather not.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | October 22, 2018 10:10 PM |
"The house is being fumigated, but feel free to drop by."
by Anonymous | reply 112 | October 22, 2018 10:11 PM |
R7 for the win.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | October 22, 2018 10:12 PM |
"I can't, but thank you so much for offering!"
by Anonymous | reply 114 | October 22, 2018 10:12 PM |
R105, OP might be one of those people whose ranks are quickly diminishing: people raised properly who were taught to respond to all correspondence.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | October 22, 2018 10:13 PM |
That won't work for me but I would be glad to help you find a hotel.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | October 22, 2018 10:15 PM |
Email him "Sorry, my friends say no" ... and send him a link to this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | October 22, 2018 10:17 PM |
Quote the Senatrice. And then flounce away.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | October 22, 2018 10:20 PM |
"Computer says 'no.' "
by Anonymous | reply 119 | October 22, 2018 10:22 PM |
I can't believe anyone is still using Lindsey Graham to make jokes.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | October 22, 2018 10:23 PM |
This reply should do:
“Look, why don’t you stop pressing? Mrs. Crandall might have been interested in your product, but Mrs. Markham is NOT.”
by Anonymous | reply 121 | October 22, 2018 10:26 PM |
"Put out or get out."
by Anonymous | reply 122 | October 22, 2018 10:28 PM |
"We're shooting some additional scenes at the house for our movie. It would be great if you came by, sure. Our fluffer is out sick."
by Anonymous | reply 123 | October 22, 2018 10:39 PM |
The odd thing is about 8 years ago he asked to stay and I said honestly you never keep in touch or do anything for anyone else yet you expect us to do things for you and give you a place to stay. I thought that would have taken care of it but.......he's back.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | October 23, 2018 12:19 AM |
r45 has the best advice if you are interested in seeing this person. If you take that route, you can ask us for bitchy lines for the drinks date.
However, a simple "I can't do that" would work in the case of saying no. Silence is also bitchy.
Give us more details, OP, or we might turn on you.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | October 23, 2018 12:31 AM |
Self centered... you don't need this person. A simple NO is enough.. no explanations, don't worry about feelings. He/she doesn't care about how you feel.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | October 23, 2018 12:33 AM |
Put you up? I can't even put up with you.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | October 23, 2018 12:45 AM |
Is he hunky ?
by Anonymous | reply 128 | October 23, 2018 1:03 AM |
"I'm sorry miss, but with all due respect I've got problems of my own."
by Anonymous | reply 129 | October 23, 2018 1:08 AM |
So many misguided replies here. So disappointed. A bitchy response should NOT denigrate the OP; it should denegrate the requester. “Sorry, but I have herpes,” isn’t a bitchy response. It’s self deprecating. “Sorry, but I don’t want to risk catching herpes. I’m unable to have you in my home or within 100 yards of me,” is far more bitchy.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | October 23, 2018 2:40 AM |
Being bitchy is such a gay characteristic. Fail.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | October 23, 2018 2:48 AM |
I’m washing my hair that night.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | October 23, 2018 2:53 AM |
In light of OP's comments at r124, the best response is no response.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | October 23, 2018 3:26 AM |
Say yes and give him a fake address.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | October 23, 2018 3:34 AM |
Call Motel 6.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | October 23, 2018 3:43 AM |
Tell him you're renting your spare room to TRUMP 2020.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | October 23, 2018 3:45 AM |
He wants to be put up for 6 months......”surely that’s a typo, you meant 6 days I’m sure. Too bad I’ll miss you this time, keep in touch on Facebook .”
by Anonymous | reply 137 | October 23, 2018 4:28 AM |
“So kind of you to offer, but I’m afraid that’s not possible.”
Or what r63 said.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | October 23, 2018 10:03 AM |
Dear Friend,
Wow! It's so wonderful to hear from you. Over the past 12 years I have often wondered what you are up to and how you are doing. I haven't heard from you and don't see you on social media so whatever you have been up to has really been a mystery. I'm glad you are coming to town, the weather has been awful but I'm sure that won't ruin your stay. I wish I had known earlier. The nephew of a close friend's sister is staying with me during some of those dates. Let me know what else I can do while you are here. Have a great visit!
Cunty McCunt
by Anonymous | reply 139 | October 23, 2018 10:13 AM |
R134 say yes and give him the address of the local crack house.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | October 23, 2018 11:09 AM |
Reply in Eye-talyan: "Droppo deado!"
by Anonymous | reply 141 | October 23, 2018 11:14 AM |
"I'm shy to talk about this. Anyone who shares my apartment ends up my bareback bottom. I'm POZ and taking a treatment holiday. What time will you be arriving?"
by Anonymous | reply 142 | October 23, 2018 11:21 AM |
Reply, I hope you have a good stay, but not in my house, sucker!!!
by Anonymous | reply 143 | October 23, 2018 11:26 AM |
"The last 12 years have worked out beautifully. So how about another 12 years of no contact? Will that work?"
by Anonymous | reply 144 | October 23, 2018 12:06 PM |
My place has a bed bug and cockroach infestation... but, you're welcomed to stay.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | October 23, 2018 12:06 PM |
Of course! Text me when you get here; I’ll pick you up on the corner of EAT and SHIT.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | October 23, 2018 12:52 PM |
"Your timing is perfect! I'll be recovering from my gender-reassignment surgery that week and your help will be a godsend!"
by Anonymous | reply 147 | October 23, 2018 2:46 PM |
OP, unwhip yourself out of this self-made situation. Oh, it gives you something to bbble about on DL, and gives opportunity to the lame here to try to come up with bitchy remarks, but why bother? You've no power over someone you've kept on your radar not thinking of you 12 years until needing a free non-sexual flop. Do not reply at all. Ignore. You owe him nothing. You owe yourself pride. Have some.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | October 23, 2018 7:49 PM |
"Something suddenly came up!"
by Anonymous | reply 150 | October 23, 2018 8:42 PM |
Did the OP ever come back to this thread? or is it *crickets* ?
by Anonymous | reply 151 | October 23, 2018 8:48 PM |
OP's whole reason for starting this thread was in response to the last time the visitor stayed with him. Fucked him silly and left without so much as a "good-bye." Hence, the reason for the bitchy response request. Would it be a surprise to anyone to find out that the same scenario just played out again?
by Anonymous | reply 152 | October 23, 2018 8:50 PM |
“Who are you again?”
by Anonymous | reply 153 | October 23, 2018 9:17 PM |
Just be unrepairably stunned, OP.
“You’re thinking of what?...I don’t understand...what are you suggesting?...tell me again about your thoughts...now, start from the beginning...”, etc.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | October 23, 2018 9:22 PM |
Send them the link to Air BNB
by Anonymous | reply 155 | October 23, 2018 9:28 PM |
Is he hot? Is sex a possibility?
by Anonymous | reply 156 | October 23, 2018 9:37 PM |
The correct response: "Don't be silly."
by Anonymous | reply 157 | October 23, 2018 10:05 PM |
Haven't read all responses, but so far, r91 wins! Both snarky and COLD.....
by Anonymous | reply 158 | October 23, 2018 10:30 PM |
So far I like R14 best.
I can't believe it's almost 160 replies no one has posted a DL classic:
[quote]No, you can't stay here. I'm not running a B&B. I only have one towel and a bag of turkey meatballs.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | October 23, 2018 11:32 PM |
Op, text the following message tou your "friend":
"I thought you should know some asshole has sent a message to me to request free shit, at my time and expense. They are using your name.
"I suggest you do something about this."
by Anonymous | reply 160 | October 23, 2018 11:46 PM |
R160 LOL
by Anonymous | reply 161 | October 23, 2018 11:49 PM |
"I've booked you a room at the bathhouse down the street. Enjoy!"
by Anonymous | reply 162 | October 23, 2018 11:50 PM |
"Of course, this is my direction (insert address of a homeless shelter)"
by Anonymous | reply 163 | October 24, 2018 2:04 AM |