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Please craft me a bitchy response

Someone I haven't spoken to in 12 years contacted me saying they will be in town and want me to put them up.

by Anonymousreply 163October 24, 2018 2:04 AM

Did you say no?

by Anonymousreply 1October 22, 2018 5:20 AM

not yet r1

by Anonymousreply 2October 22, 2018 5:22 AM

Just say “I’m sorry, but that’s quite impossible.”

by Anonymousreply 3October 22, 2018 5:24 AM

"Oh, there just isn't enough room. Sorry!" Simple?

by Anonymousreply 4October 22, 2018 5:24 AM

Just tell them your rates are $ 200 a night, off season and that doesn't include breakfast.

by Anonymousreply 5October 22, 2018 5:24 AM

Tell them you're not running a bed-and-breakfast here.

Then punch and delete.

by Anonymousreply 6October 22, 2018 5:25 AM

Why even bother responding? Silence can speak volumes.

by Anonymousreply 7October 22, 2018 5:25 AM

“In New York, we value our privacy.”

by Anonymousreply 8October 22, 2018 5:26 AM

"I can put you up for exactly 12 seconds. A second for each year you pretended I didn't exist."

by Anonymousreply 9October 22, 2018 5:27 AM

The correct answer is to be hospitable and to prepare for their stay at your home.

by Anonymousreply 10October 22, 2018 5:27 AM

^ We'll be right over.

by Anonymousreply 11October 22, 2018 5:30 AM

I vote for r9

by Anonymousreply 12October 22, 2018 5:31 AM

r10 is quite the doormat

by Anonymousreply 13October 22, 2018 5:33 AM

Respond with "how do we know each other"?

by Anonymousreply 14October 22, 2018 5:33 AM

This same person once sent out a group email to a bunch of college friends including me looking for a free place to stay............for SIX months!

by Anonymousreply 15October 22, 2018 5:35 AM

I vote for R7.

At a time like this, silence is golden.

by Anonymousreply 16October 22, 2018 5:35 AM

“I’m sorry, I don’t have the room. I’ve got friends staying with me that week.”

by Anonymousreply 17October 22, 2018 5:35 AM

R17 wins

by Anonymousreply 18October 22, 2018 5:36 AM

Tell him it's fine as long as he doesn't mind the bed bugs and fleas you've been trying to get rid of.

by Anonymousreply 19October 22, 2018 5:39 AM

Just say no or ignore. He’s not owed an explanation, so lying is pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 20October 22, 2018 5:39 AM

Just say you don't have a guest bedroom, whether you do or not. He'll get the message.

by Anonymousreply 21October 22, 2018 5:40 AM

Say: I'm sorry. You've mistaken me for someone who gives a damn about you.

by Anonymousreply 22October 22, 2018 5:41 AM

I wouldn't bother to respond, but if you feel compelled, how about this: "The location and phone number for the Holiday Inn are . . . "

by Anonymousreply 23October 22, 2018 5:44 AM

Oh, what a shame! I'd love to catch up but I'll be in Paris during that time.

by Anonymousreply 24October 22, 2018 5:47 AM

Ask:

“Are you able to sleep with one eye open?”

by Anonymousreply 25October 22, 2018 5:56 AM

OP, I have more questions than answers.

I'm assuming you had a falling out all those years ago, what went down? Did this person contact you most recently in a group email like before? Or was it direct? How would they have your contact information after 12 years? Was it by email, phone, text? How did you respond the first time they contacted you via the group email? Did you just ignore it? How long ago was the that group email contact?

by Anonymousreply 26October 22, 2018 6:01 AM

"Put you up? Honey, a steel truss couldn't put you up."

by Anonymousreply 27October 22, 2018 6:11 AM

Take your pick, OP:

Welcome to my home! That was acting. In reality you’re not welcome in my home.

Wrong number.

I’m simply in no mood to entertain houseguests.

If you can’t afford lodging perhaps this trip is out of your budget.

I’ll be hosting an orgy and I’m afraid you’d feel inadequate amongst my invited guests.

It’s my policy not to put up mere acquaintances in my home.

by Anonymousreply 28October 22, 2018 6:14 AM

Yes, I am also intetested in knowing if there was a falling out or things just faded away. I'm guessing the latter. Otherwise, they would not have contacted you.

by Anonymousreply 29October 22, 2018 6:15 AM

Say, "Oh good, those are the days my nurse is taking off and I'll need someone to change my Depends. Perfect timing!"

by Anonymousreply 30October 22, 2018 6:17 AM

Or, you could just say "Bada Book, Bada Boom!"

by Anonymousreply 31October 22, 2018 6:19 AM

R8 winner ww

by Anonymousreply 32October 22, 2018 6:20 AM

"Do I know you?"

by Anonymousreply 33October 22, 2018 6:30 AM

Why haven't you spoken with him in 12 years? Did he break your heart and make you cry?

by Anonymousreply 34October 22, 2018 6:30 AM

I'm sorry, I don't speak cuntanese.

by Anonymousreply 35October 22, 2018 6:31 AM

I'm now learning that the secret to get 35 replies for a thread posted in the last hour is to put the word bitchy in the subject header.

by Anonymousreply 36October 22, 2018 6:33 AM

DL lives for bitchy, cunty, treacherous behavior. We love to kick a cunt when she is down.

by Anonymousreply 37October 22, 2018 6:36 AM

I still have more questions than answers OP!

by Anonymousreply 38October 22, 2018 6:37 AM

"Thank you, but I've had sufficient."

by Anonymousreply 39October 22, 2018 6:42 AM

OP, don't say you're sorry, just tell him you won't be able to put him up but if he needs help finding a good hotel/motel you will try to recommend something. Don't be cunty. All that does it shows him he still matters to you after 12 years.

by Anonymousreply 40October 22, 2018 7:01 AM

:"Something suddenly came up"

by Anonymousreply 41October 22, 2018 7:05 AM

If OP REALLY wanted a bitchy reply, he should have posted this as a first person request and copied and pasted replies. E.g.,

"I am going on vacation to a city where I can't really afford a hotel. I am thinking to write to someone I haven't talked to in 12 years and doesn't really like me, but I could really use his place to stay. How do you think I should word it?'

Nobody would give an answer to that question. They'd just rip OP to shreds... which he could use, verbatim, more or less.

by Anonymousreply 42October 22, 2018 7:08 AM

I like R42's response. It's a clear-cut no, but it also explains why (as if this guy didn't know).

by Anonymousreply 43October 22, 2018 7:41 AM

OP, it’s quite all right to being open to agreeing to put someone up; however, that doesn’t mean you have to provide your exact address.

by Anonymousreply 44October 22, 2018 7:41 AM

I'm with the lots of questions troll, OP

DId he ghost you or did you just drift apart?

How close were you? Do you still like him, e.g., if he was staying at a hotel and suggested dinner, would you be happy he'd reconnected and excited to catch up?

If you haven't talked to him in 12 years, what's wrong with honesty: given that we haven't spoken in 12 years, it would be awkward to have you staying in my house, but if you're interested in reconnecting, I'd be happy to meet you for a drink one evening.

FWIW, I don't get people over age 25 who freeload on people, Yes, if your best friend moved cross country and you're going specifically to visit him, then of course stay with him, but if you're there for work or vacation, get a hotel room.

by Anonymousreply 45October 22, 2018 8:21 AM

If the friend is willing to stay at your house despite you not speaking to him for 12 years, you should take the opportunity to make amends.

by Anonymousreply 46October 22, 2018 8:48 AM

"I'm sorry, have we met?"

by Anonymousreply 47October 22, 2018 8:53 AM

“Oh hey so sorry but my house is under demolition :( Actually, do you know of a place I can stay?”

by Anonymousreply 48October 22, 2018 9:09 AM

“I’m a hoarder. Do you mind sleeping on stacks of old newspapers and discarded fast-food wrappers?”

by Anonymousreply 49October 22, 2018 9:13 AM

Is he masc? Or at least hung?

by Anonymousreply 50October 22, 2018 9:14 AM

People, OP wants to give a bitchy response! That's why he has come to us. He's not asking what he should do. Do not let him and us down!

I like r14

[quote] Respond with "how do we know each other"?

by Anonymousreply 51October 22, 2018 9:15 AM

"Funny, after not speaking for 12 years... now you have the voice to speak, when you need something." Get lost.

by Anonymousreply 52October 22, 2018 9:44 AM

Tell him simply you can’t accommodate his request. He should ask Siri where’s the nearest room and board.

by Anonymousreply 53October 22, 2018 10:01 AM

Do the Jackie O to Ari O thing: "I'm sorry, but I have the decorators in. Maybe next time."

by Anonymousreply 54October 22, 2018 12:16 PM

A simple "No" without any follow-up is best. It doesn't make you come across as defensive or as if you give a damn. And then he's the one who would have to press you for a reason--which you can then ignore. So much goes into "spam" files these days, dontcha know?

by Anonymousreply 55October 22, 2018 12:25 PM

"My cat has a tendency to attack strangers while they sleep."

Feel free to substitute "dog:" or "boyfriend" for "cat."

by Anonymousreply 56October 22, 2018 12:26 PM

I've known a few people like this. They seem to have no shame, nor the money to pay for a place to stay, and assume it's no big deal to stay with someone. I don't understand how these people function. They must make a lot of friends and acquaintances so they can scroll-burn through them when they need stuff.

by Anonymousreply 57October 22, 2018 12:32 PM

Tell him, No freeloaders allowed.

by Anonymousreply 58October 22, 2018 12:42 PM

Tell him you AirBnb the room. Then send him the link to your room rates.

by Anonymousreply 59October 22, 2018 12:44 PM

Bitch....do you see the Holiday Inn sign over my front door?

by Anonymousreply 60October 22, 2018 12:49 PM

Tell him, there’s a reason why we haven’t seen each other in 12 years. Let’s make it another 12.

by Anonymousreply 61October 22, 2018 1:00 PM

OP left the building by their second post. Bitch doesn't deserve our wit.

by Anonymousreply 62October 22, 2018 1:01 PM

OP—if you are not interested in maintaining contact with this person then simply don’t respond.

If you want to give them any kind of second chance say, “I can’t accommodate you, but I’d love to meet for a drink while you’re in town. Text me when you’re here!”

I’m quite sure you will not hear from this person after that...so then you will be 100% positive they are fucking freeloaders and you can cut them off.

by Anonymousreply 63October 22, 2018 1:03 PM

Look Miss Thing, why haven't you spoken to him in the past 12 years? As well, why need you be bitchy? Is that your modus operandi?

How many other people did he ask to put him up? Probably you're on a group-text. He doesn't care who takes him in, long as it's convenient for him and free.

Post his request here and we'll supply you with various responses, as obviously a simple "no" is difficult for you.

What is more interesting, what "town" is this? And PLEASE return to us and tell where he stayed when in town, did he bother with you at all, has your broken heart healed?

by Anonymousreply 64October 22, 2018 1:26 PM

I like R63's approach..

by Anonymousreply 65October 22, 2018 1:29 PM

"I have ringworm."

by Anonymousreply 66October 22, 2018 1:32 PM

"Sure, but just ignore the QUARANTINE sign on the door. You are immune to the Ebola virus, aren't you?"

by Anonymousreply 67October 22, 2018 2:25 PM

If you cant say anything nice say it in gif.

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by Anonymousreply 68October 22, 2018 2:30 PM

R67 I was thinking the same thing: "Of course, swing on by -- though I'm not yet sure if I'm contagious. That's only because apparently, the disease hasn't even been identified yet, though it appears to share some symptoms with that brain-eating bacteria thing that's reared its ugly head as of late. So if you don't mind pushing past the E.T. tent and Negative Air machine, you're more than welcome to bunk here for a few!" or

"Ass, grass or cash, add 12 years' interest to what you owe me." The effective creep factor is upped if the recipient is a family member. Lastly, if this person has really done you wrong:

"Put you up? Sure! Hemp cord or leather belt?"

by Anonymousreply 69October 22, 2018 2:43 PM

[quote]"Put you up? Sure! Hemp cord or leather belt?"

????

by Anonymousreply 70October 22, 2018 2:45 PM

"Have you had your bedbug shots?"

by Anonymousreply 71October 22, 2018 2:48 PM

R70 Is that shock or confusion?

by Anonymousreply 72October 22, 2018 2:50 PM

r72, it's "What the fuck are you talking about?" So, I suppose confusion.

by Anonymousreply 73October 22, 2018 2:55 PM

R73

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by Anonymousreply 74October 22, 2018 3:03 PM

Cash, ass or grass, nobody stays for free.

by Anonymousreply 75October 22, 2018 3:28 PM

Here’s your bitchy response: Suck my balls, bitch!

by Anonymousreply 76October 22, 2018 3:29 PM

Just reply a link to airbnb web site, no words

by Anonymousreply 77October 22, 2018 3:43 PM

Simply reply, “You jest.”

by Anonymousreply 78October 22, 2018 4:24 PM

Call this person up and say, "Let me tell you one damn thing ... (pregnant pause) -- FUCK YOU!" & Hang up.

Then flounce around with your bad self for the rest of the day, all pleased with yourself.

by Anonymousreply 79October 22, 2018 4:33 PM

“No. I have friends staying with me. Take care.”

It’s subtly bitchy. It projects that you are doing just fine without his friendship.

by Anonymousreply 80October 22, 2018 4:53 PM

This guy is probably playing a numbers game, i.e., asking multiple people for a free place to stay. His game is better now in that he's making individual requests rather than a group email / text. He probably has no idea that OP is miffed at all because of 12 years of silence. I would either not respond or respond with a simple no. Why create antagonism where it's not necessary. He might even be perplexed by a bitchy response, as in, "What did I do wrong?"

by Anonymousreply 81October 22, 2018 5:07 PM

It’s the night the lights went out in Georgia. It’s the night that he fucked an innocent man.

by Anonymousreply 82October 22, 2018 5:10 PM

I’m confident that OP’s interlocutor is on the spectrum.

by Anonymousreply 83October 22, 2018 5:19 PM

"I'm not in a position to host guests now but I'd love to meet your for dinner."

If he blows you off you know he was just using you.

by Anonymousreply 84October 22, 2018 5:34 PM

"I'd love to put you up. My rates are $599 per night, with a small discount if you're staying for more than 5 nights. There is a non-refundable $500 reservation deposit and cleaning fee. Check-in is at 3:00 p.m.; check-out at 11:00 a.m. We have no free parking but there is parking down the block for $49 per night. Now, when can I expect you?"

by Anonymousreply 85October 22, 2018 6:06 PM

R63 posts the best response. It’s one where you get your point across, but don’t look like an asshole...

by Anonymousreply 86October 22, 2018 6:30 PM

Ignore. This person doesn’t deserve a response.

by Anonymousreply 87October 22, 2018 6:32 PM

Reply, No.

by Anonymousreply 88October 22, 2018 6:35 PM

"Fuck off and die" is efficient and meaningful.

by Anonymousreply 89October 22, 2018 6:38 PM

I'd love to see you. I just need a $200 security deposit (refundable less wear and tear) and a credit card number for file.

by Anonymousreply 90October 22, 2018 6:39 PM

No reply at all is best, imo, but if you need a bit of snide:

'Sorry, no, but it's nice to hear from you again. I was afraid you were dead!'

by Anonymousreply 91October 22, 2018 6:40 PM

I'd send him a link to five nearby hotels with a note saying "Let's meet for coffee - my treat!"

Gets the message across clearly. Not cunty, but even more importantly, shows that you have no fucks to give about the whole situation.

by Anonymousreply 92October 22, 2018 6:43 PM

r85 Don't forget the resort fee!

by Anonymousreply 93October 22, 2018 8:47 PM

"OVER YOUR DEAD BODY!"

by Anonymousreply 94October 22, 2018 8:54 PM

Either send him a Rodiney"

Bish please!

And see if he responds or go full on DL crazy pants and send him this:

We bought a zoo!!

Either way, he'll re-think his priorities

by Anonymousreply 95October 22, 2018 9:11 PM

Tell him Central Park has benches.

by Anonymousreply 96October 22, 2018 9:20 PM

Lol.. R106

by Anonymousreply 97October 22, 2018 9:25 PM

Errr.. I meant R96.. not 106.

by Anonymousreply 98October 22, 2018 9:25 PM

I always use "I'm back in London visiting with family, sorry." Simply use you are out of town. Has worked every time for me.

by Anonymousreply 99October 22, 2018 9:34 PM

"I'm confused by the ask... we're barely acquaintances"

by Anonymousreply 100October 22, 2018 9:39 PM

"I knew you...WHEN?"

by Anonymousreply 101October 22, 2018 9:42 PM

A simple no should do the trick.

Are they fun people?

by Anonymousreply 102October 22, 2018 9:45 PM

It's been 16 hours since you started this thread, OP. Have you said no yet? Do you have any desire to see them for drinks or coffee?

by Anonymousreply 103October 22, 2018 9:46 PM

Methinks OP was drunk or just having fun seeing how many replies this stupid thread would get. How dull. This could have been a good thread. I've read FAR more entertaining ESTs. Maybe that is what OP was trying to do but didn't realise they had to PARTICIPATE. Cunt.

by Anonymousreply 104October 22, 2018 9:53 PM

I fear OP is the real loser here. I would have read the text,rolled my eyes,deleted it and thought nothing more of it. The fact OP is pondering even answering speaks volumes.

by Anonymousreply 105October 22, 2018 9:54 PM

r10 = Uncle Bottom, everyone's most hated Datalounger

by Anonymousreply 106October 22, 2018 9:55 PM

"I don't think my boyfriend, N'Quan, would like that."

by Anonymousreply 107October 22, 2018 9:59 PM

Tell them “-2/10”

by Anonymousreply 108October 22, 2018 10:02 PM

"Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn."

by Anonymousreply 109October 22, 2018 10:03 PM

Now you lay you down to sleep/another friend your ass to keep...

by Anonymousreply 110October 22, 2018 10:09 PM

I’d rather not.

by Anonymousreply 111October 22, 2018 10:10 PM

"The house is being fumigated, but feel free to drop by."

by Anonymousreply 112October 22, 2018 10:11 PM

R7 for the win.

by Anonymousreply 113October 22, 2018 10:12 PM

"I can't, but thank you so much for offering!"

by Anonymousreply 114October 22, 2018 10:12 PM

R105, OP might be one of those people whose ranks are quickly diminishing: people raised properly who were taught to respond to all correspondence.

by Anonymousreply 115October 22, 2018 10:13 PM

That won't work for me but I would be glad to help you find a hotel.

by Anonymousreply 116October 22, 2018 10:15 PM

Email him "Sorry, my friends say no" ... and send him a link to this thread.

by Anonymousreply 117October 22, 2018 10:17 PM

Quote the Senatrice. And then flounce away.

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by Anonymousreply 118October 22, 2018 10:20 PM

"Computer says 'no.' "

by Anonymousreply 119October 22, 2018 10:22 PM

I can't believe anyone is still using Lindsey Graham to make jokes.

by Anonymousreply 120October 22, 2018 10:23 PM

This reply should do:

“Look, why don’t you stop pressing? Mrs. Crandall might have been interested in your product, but Mrs. Markham is NOT.”

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by Anonymousreply 121October 22, 2018 10:26 PM

"Put out or get out."

by Anonymousreply 122October 22, 2018 10:28 PM

"We're shooting some additional scenes at the house for our movie. It would be great if you came by, sure. Our fluffer is out sick."

by Anonymousreply 123October 22, 2018 10:39 PM

The odd thing is about 8 years ago he asked to stay and I said honestly you never keep in touch or do anything for anyone else yet you expect us to do things for you and give you a place to stay. I thought that would have taken care of it but.......he's back.

by Anonymousreply 124October 23, 2018 12:19 AM

r45 has the best advice if you are interested in seeing this person. If you take that route, you can ask us for bitchy lines for the drinks date.

However, a simple "I can't do that" would work in the case of saying no. Silence is also bitchy.

Give us more details, OP, or we might turn on you.

by Anonymousreply 125October 23, 2018 12:31 AM

Self centered... you don't need this person. A simple NO is enough.. no explanations, don't worry about feelings. He/she doesn't care about how you feel.

by Anonymousreply 126October 23, 2018 12:33 AM

Put you up? I can't even put up with you.

by Anonymousreply 127October 23, 2018 12:45 AM

Is he hunky ?

by Anonymousreply 128October 23, 2018 1:03 AM

"I'm sorry miss, but with all due respect I've got problems of my own."

by Anonymousreply 129October 23, 2018 1:08 AM

So many misguided replies here. So disappointed. A bitchy response should NOT denigrate the OP; it should denegrate the requester. “Sorry, but I have herpes,” isn’t a bitchy response. It’s self deprecating. “Sorry, but I don’t want to risk catching herpes. I’m unable to have you in my home or within 100 yards of me,” is far more bitchy.

by Anonymousreply 130October 23, 2018 2:40 AM

Being bitchy is such a gay characteristic. Fail.

by Anonymousreply 131October 23, 2018 2:48 AM

I’m washing my hair that night.

by Anonymousreply 132October 23, 2018 2:53 AM

In light of OP's comments at r124, the best response is no response.

by Anonymousreply 133October 23, 2018 3:26 AM

Say yes and give him a fake address.

by Anonymousreply 134October 23, 2018 3:34 AM

Call Motel 6.

by Anonymousreply 135October 23, 2018 3:43 AM

Tell him you're renting your spare room to TRUMP 2020.

by Anonymousreply 136October 23, 2018 3:45 AM

He wants to be put up for 6 months......”surely that’s a typo, you meant 6 days I’m sure. Too bad I’ll miss you this time, keep in touch on Facebook .”

by Anonymousreply 137October 23, 2018 4:28 AM

“So kind of you to offer, but I’m afraid that’s not possible.”

Or what r63 said.

by Anonymousreply 138October 23, 2018 10:03 AM

Dear Friend,

Wow! It's so wonderful to hear from you. Over the past 12 years I have often wondered what you are up to and how you are doing. I haven't heard from you and don't see you on social media so whatever you have been up to has really been a mystery. I'm glad you are coming to town, the weather has been awful but I'm sure that won't ruin your stay. I wish I had known earlier. The nephew of a close friend's sister is staying with me during some of those dates. Let me know what else I can do while you are here. Have a great visit!

Cunty McCunt

by Anonymousreply 139October 23, 2018 10:13 AM

R134 say yes and give him the address of the local crack house.

by Anonymousreply 140October 23, 2018 11:09 AM

Reply in Eye-talyan: "Droppo deado!"

by Anonymousreply 141October 23, 2018 11:14 AM

"I'm shy to talk about this. Anyone who shares my apartment ends up my bareback bottom. I'm POZ and taking a treatment holiday. What time will you be arriving?"

by Anonymousreply 142October 23, 2018 11:21 AM

Reply, I hope you have a good stay, but not in my house, sucker!!!

by Anonymousreply 143October 23, 2018 11:26 AM

"The last 12 years have worked out beautifully. So how about another 12 years of no contact? Will that work?"

by Anonymousreply 144October 23, 2018 12:06 PM

My place has a bed bug and cockroach infestation... but, you're welcomed to stay.

by Anonymousreply 145October 23, 2018 12:06 PM

Of course! Text me when you get here; I’ll pick you up on the corner of EAT and SHIT.

by Anonymousreply 146October 23, 2018 12:52 PM

"Your timing is perfect! I'll be recovering from my gender-reassignment surgery that week and your help will be a godsend!"

by Anonymousreply 147October 23, 2018 2:46 PM

OP, unwhip yourself out of this self-made situation. Oh, it gives you something to bbble about on DL, and gives opportunity to the lame here to try to come up with bitchy remarks, but why bother? You've no power over someone you've kept on your radar not thinking of you 12 years until needing a free non-sexual flop. Do not reply at all. Ignore. You owe him nothing. You owe yourself pride. Have some.

by Anonymousreply 148October 23, 2018 7:49 PM

PRIIIIIIIIIDE!!

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by Anonymousreply 149October 23, 2018 8:35 PM

"Something suddenly came up!"

by Anonymousreply 150October 23, 2018 8:42 PM

Did the OP ever come back to this thread? or is it *crickets* ?

by Anonymousreply 151October 23, 2018 8:48 PM

OP's whole reason for starting this thread was in response to the last time the visitor stayed with him. Fucked him silly and left without so much as a "good-bye." Hence, the reason for the bitchy response request. Would it be a surprise to anyone to find out that the same scenario just played out again?

by Anonymousreply 152October 23, 2018 8:50 PM

“Who are you again?”

by Anonymousreply 153October 23, 2018 9:17 PM

Just be unrepairably stunned, OP.

“You’re thinking of what?...I don’t understand...what are you suggesting?...tell me again about your thoughts...now, start from the beginning...”, etc.

by Anonymousreply 154October 23, 2018 9:22 PM

Send them the link to Air BNB

by Anonymousreply 155October 23, 2018 9:28 PM

Is he hot? Is sex a possibility?

by Anonymousreply 156October 23, 2018 9:37 PM

The correct response: "Don't be silly."

by Anonymousreply 157October 23, 2018 10:05 PM

Haven't read all responses, but so far, r91 wins! Both snarky and COLD.....

by Anonymousreply 158October 23, 2018 10:30 PM

So far I like R14 best.

I can't believe it's almost 160 replies no one has posted a DL classic:

[quote]No, you can't stay here. I'm not running a B&B. I only have one towel and a bag of turkey meatballs.

by Anonymousreply 159October 23, 2018 11:32 PM

Op, text the following message tou your "friend":

"I thought you should know some asshole has sent a message to me to request free shit, at my time and expense. They are using your name.

"I suggest you do something about this."

by Anonymousreply 160October 23, 2018 11:46 PM

R160 LOL

by Anonymousreply 161October 23, 2018 11:49 PM

"I've booked you a room at the bathhouse down the street. Enjoy!"

by Anonymousreply 162October 23, 2018 11:50 PM

"Of course, this is my direction (insert address of a homeless shelter)"

by Anonymousreply 163October 24, 2018 2:04 AM
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