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FDA approves smaller condoms for American men because regular ones are too big

Don't want no short short man...

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by Anonymousreply 34October 23, 2018 3:28 PM

Must be all the Asian immigrants.

by Anonymousreply 1October 21, 2018 6:10 PM

Guess all those packing 9+ inch ads on-line profiles are just so much bullshit, like so much of on-line fantasy life.

by Anonymousreply 2October 21, 2018 6:13 PM

Trump is bringing down the national average. Ask Stormy.

by Anonymousreply 3October 21, 2018 6:21 PM

The average erect penis is 5.1 inches.

by Anonymousreply 4October 21, 2018 6:43 PM

I thought the young guys are getting bigger.

by Anonymousreply 5October 21, 2018 6:47 PM

Screw you, I had a stamp made

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by Anonymousreply 6October 21, 2018 6:51 PM

American like talking shit about everyone else’s penis sizes but now we see it’s their Penises that are tiny

by Anonymousreply 7October 21, 2018 7:03 PM

Irish curse

by Anonymousreply 8October 21, 2018 7:14 PM

So as America has become more diverse, the average cock size has decreased. I thought 'diversity' was supposed to be a strength. All those Mexicans and Asians need to go back.

by Anonymousreply 9October 22, 2018 10:23 AM

You must be white, R9. If the Trump men would leave the country, the avg. would increase.

by Anonymousreply 10October 22, 2018 1:29 PM

It's all the Chinese and Indian immigrants.

by Anonymousreply 11October 22, 2018 2:10 PM

That's so sad. Good thing the world is ending soon.

by Anonymousreply 12October 22, 2018 3:13 PM

Uhmm, excuse me R8?

- Liam Neeson

by Anonymousreply 13October 22, 2018 3:17 PM

Look at the birth rate demographics in the US. The demographic most known for having large cocks just don't wear condoms.

by Anonymousreply 14October 22, 2018 3:34 PM

How much smaller are these? Asking for a friend.

by Anonymousreply 15October 22, 2018 3:37 PM

Americans are smaller than Europeans.

by Anonymousreply 16October 22, 2018 3:54 PM

Not around the waist, R16.

by Anonymousreply 17October 22, 2018 4:01 PM

Width not length of the condom is more important.

by Anonymousreply 18October 22, 2018 4:17 PM

I still won't wear'em.

by Anonymousreply 19October 22, 2018 4:52 PM

Whet ever happened to just tying a knot in the end?

by Anonymousreply 20October 22, 2018 5:02 PM

Widths range from 47-55mm. I have a small dick so I look for the narrower width. They are hard to find but most Asian brands tend to have them. The length is not as important as you don't have to unroll it all the way.

by Anonymousreply 21October 22, 2018 5:53 PM

It'll be like cans of olives. In order to assuage the poor tiny dick, they'll label them colossal. The bigger ones will be large, and biggest ones will just be ACME INDUSTRIAL CONDOMS

by Anonymousreply 22October 22, 2018 6:26 PM

Tiny Trump doesn't wear condoms since he's too small. Bejeebus, did you see the toadstool size picked out by Stormy on Jimmy Kimmel? It was no bigger than your thumb.

by Anonymousreply 23October 23, 2018 6:27 AM

In India the average pene is only 4 inches. They have had tiny condoms there for years. About time they brought it to amurika.

by Anonymousreply 24October 23, 2018 6:53 AM

The only Indian sizemeat we have sampled was the size of our arm! He was a 19 year old fishfucker in LA.

by Anonymousreply 25October 23, 2018 7:03 AM

Mrs who is we? We broke up. You didn't sample anything deary.

by Anonymousreply 26October 23, 2018 7:18 AM

This is why Liberty got pregnant with JT's baby.

by Anonymousreply 27October 23, 2018 7:24 AM

Okay, I know they were Canadian, but still.

by Anonymousreply 28October 23, 2018 7:25 AM

I have had sex with hundreds of men. The average size was certainly much larger than 5.1 inches. I’m guessing they’re taking into account Indians, southeast Asians, and Mexicans? Those guys have smaller penises. The average WHITE dick is at least 6-6.5”. You can’t tell me otherwise.

by Anonymousreply 29October 23, 2018 7:27 AM

As a top who's fucked hundreds, mostly white Americans, I agree 5 is about average. Maybe bottoms tend to be smaller r29

by Anonymousreply 30October 23, 2018 7:57 AM

Average is 7 inches,,anything less is timymeat

by Anonymousreply 31October 23, 2018 8:11 AM

When I was coming of age in the 80s and first reading everything I could about sex, I read that six inches was the average. Even then, I found that pathetic and hard to believe, because my dick is almost 8”, and my friends at the time all had similar sizes.

R30, that’s so depressing.

by Anonymousreply 32October 23, 2018 8:27 AM

Brad Pitt's five-incher is average!

by Anonymousreply 33October 23, 2018 1:54 PM

5 is yuuuge!

by Anonymousreply 34October 23, 2018 3:28 PM
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